"Young man, you four, you can't be a ji, are you?" the proprietress stared at them with a straight face, bent on catching something in their eyes.

Bang dang.

Lin Luo, Lu Jue, Murong, and Bai Yi all looked at the proprietress in amazement, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"Hahahaha......" Lin Luo laughed.

"Boss lady, do you think we look alike?" Lin Luo asked with a smile.

"What do you mean, it's just!" said the proprietress unabashedly.

"Gotcha!" Lin Luo looked up at the ceiling weakly and melancholy, and then his gaze fell back on the proprietress and said with the appearance of a melancholy prince: "Boss, let's be honest with you......"

The proprietress stared wide-eyed and looked incredulous.

But at this time, Lin Luo's painting style changed, and he laughed and said: "I'm sorry to disappoint you, we are straight men who can't bend anything." ”

Bang Bang Bang!

The proprietress slapped her towering mountains like the Loess Plateau, and after a while, she was afraid: "I'm scared to death." Is it really a straight man? Is it a straight man who only lives in a standard room?"

"Aren't you out of a house?" Lin Luo smiled helplessly.

"You really don't have a base?" asked the proprietress again.

"No!" Lin Luo shook his head and said, "Really not." ”

"......" the proprietress sighed and said, "It's a pity!"

"It's a pity?" Lin Luo almost dropped his jaw in shock. This proprietress is really violent. What do you mean by a pity? Could it be that she is looking forward to doing Ji Ji?

"yes. The proprietress sighed abruptly and said: "It's a pity that such a peugeot young man doesn't do it." Okay, if you don't have a base, you won't have a base! But you're really sure of one

Is that enough?"

"That's enough!" replied Lin Luo.

"But there are only two beds. The proprietress asked with her big eyes.

"I know!" Lin Luo nodded.

"Do you know that you still live?" A pair of copper bells looked at Lin Luo with big eyes, and continued: "You four big men, squeeze into a bed in twos and twos?Can you squeeze it down?", she glanced at Lin Luo, and then at the other three, and continued to ask: "I'm wondering who of you is with whom?"

"Old ...... The proprietress ......" Lin Luo was stunned and said, "This ...... Does that have to be done?"

"Oh!" the proprietress smiled heartily, "No, I'll just ask casually." ”

"You don't want to know?" Lin Luo smiled slyly and continued to taste.

"Ahh

"Hehe!" Lin Luo smiled evilly: "Don't say it!"

"You-" The proprietress stomped her foot in anger.

Lin Luo hurriedly took out his ID card, handed it over, and said with a clear smile: "Boss, help us register first! We have to go to Peking University tomorrow to participate in the competition." ”

As soon as these words came out, the proprietress was not angry, but her eyes lit up and said, "Are you students?

"Yes, isn't it like?" Lin Luo regained his youthful appearance, looked at the proprietress seriously and said: "In the past few days, the National Mathematical Modeling Competition has been held at Peking University, and we are here to participate. If you don't believe me, you can test me to see if I'm telling the truth?"

Hearing Lin Luo say this, the proprietress suddenly realized.

Mathematical modeling competitions, she's heard. Just today, there are two more Zhejiang college students living in. It seems to participate in this math contest too.

The proprietress smiled

Then got up and grinned: "Why didn't you say it earlier, I won't tease you if you say it earlier." ”

Lin Luo only pursed his lips slightly this time, and then the corners of his mouth gently pulled to both sides, and a clear and flawless smile instantly bloomed.

Without any words, just such a smile instantly dispelled all the doubts of the proprietress . She is a well-known fiery eye, and this kind of smile is only available to students.

"Well, let you stay, or if you don't play properly, I'll be very guilty." Room fee 200, deposit 100. The proprietress took the ID card and helped Lin Luo check in.

After checking in, she handed over her ID card, winked at Lin Luo playfully, and advised, "Auntie, you can declare it first, and you must not destroy the sheets." Otherwise, the deposit will not be refunded. ”

"Which is Auntie, it's Sister!" Lin Luo smiled awkwardly and said, "Sister, don't worry, we won't do anything bad." ”

"Just don't destroy it, I'll give you a wake-up. The proprietress chewed two bites of the betel nut in her mouth, spit out the betel nut residue, pulled out a bag of soft white sand and said, "Smoke?"

"Yo, white sand. Lin Luo's eyes lit up, and he immediately said in an authentic Hunan provincial dialect: "Boss, you are from Hunan Province." There aren't many people in Yanjing who smoke soft white sand. ”

"Yo!" the proprietress said with a light in her eyes: "You are also from Hunan Province?"

"Yes, I think I am half a native of Hunan Province, and I have been staying in Hunan Province since childhood. Lin Luo leaned over and asked about the smell of cigarettes, and couldn't help but admire: "It's still a familiar taste." Back then, my grandfather loved its violence. ”

Hearing the words "violent", the proprietress was sure that Lin Luo hadn't lied to her.

"Hey

Yo hey!" The proprietress took a mouthful of plastic Mandarin from Hunan Province, shook it gracefully, grabbed Lin Luo's little hand and said, "It turned out to be a fellow countryman." Then we can't charge this room fee like this. We can't pit fellow countrymen. Twenty percent off. Must get 20% off. ”

Then, the proprietress gave Lin Luo forty yuan without saying anything.

After chatting with Lin Luo for a while, Lin Luo finally pulled out.

As soon as he entered the room, Lu Jue gave a thumbs up with both hands and praised Lin Luo with an exaggerated expression.

"What's wrong?" Lin Luo was a little surprised: "Isn't it just to book a room, what is there to praise?"

"Lin Luo, amazing, such a sturdy fat woman, you can talk for half an hour. You don't look at that fat body, I almost vomited. But what about you, we just talked for half an hour. Admire, admire, the little brother admires so much that he throws himself to the ground. Lu Jue gave a thumbs up, with an expression of adoration.

Lin Luo immediately rolled his eyes.

Bai Yi on the side did not give up, and continued to praise with an exaggerated expression: "Seeing people talking about people, and talking about ghosts, this is the real master of tongue warfare! No wonder no matter where you go, you can quickly blend in." ”

Murong didn't speak, just nodded in agreement.

"Bang!" Lin Luo closed the door, cleared his throat, and said in Lu Jue's feverish anticipation, "Okay, who will sleep with me?"

Syllable!

Lu Jue looked up to the sky and let out a long roar: "God, save me!"

But Lin Luo's next sentence immediately made Lu Jue feel like he had been beaten with chicken blood: "After dividing the bed, let's talk about the plan!"

"That's okay!" Lu Jue immediately said with a straight expression: "As long as you don't talk to anyone, you can do it with anyone." ”

"Me too. "Bai Yi is simple

Decisively.

"I'm ......" Murong hesitated for a moment, his sword eyebrows trembled, and his tone was unprecedentedly firm: "I, it is impossible to sleep with Lin Luo!"

"Okay!" The corners of Lin Luo's mouth twitched, pretending to be elated, clapping his hands and saying, "After the bed is divided, the three of you have one bed, and I have one bed!"

After Lin Luo finished clapping, he squeezed a smile on his face and quietly waited for the reaction of the three of them.

He didn't believe that these three people didn't change their minds.

It's just that he thinks too well.

Lu Jue, Bai Yi, and Murong glanced at each other, and then at the double bed, which was not too wide, and nodded unexpectedly, unexpectedly, without objection.

"I,!" Lin Luo shouted, "Is there any mistake, am I so unbearable?"

"You're so unbearable. The three of them said in unison.

"Do I grind my teeth?" Lin Luo said in annoyance.

"No grinding!" replied the trio.

"Am I snoring?" Lin Luo continued.

"No!" the three continued to shake their heads.

"Do I have sleepwalking?" Lin Luo asked again.

The three of them shook their heads together.

"That's incredible. Lin Luo said indignantly: "I don't grind my teeth, I don't snore, and I don't have sleepwalking, what's there to be afraid of?"

"But you're scarier than grinding your teeth, snoring, and sleepwalking. Lu Jue swallowed his saliva, thinking about the past with some palpitations, and muttered for a while, and finally said: "Sleep with you, you will always unknowingly entangle us like an octopus." You say, what the hell is going on? I, I'm Lu Jue, but I'm a first-class straight man. The dream lover of thousands of girls!"

Octopus, haunting us?

forest

Luo looked at Murong and Bai Yi, who nodded at the same time, and blushed suddenly.

"Grass!" Lin Luo said with a red face, "There is such a thing, why have I never heard you mention it." ”

The three of them looked at each other twice, and it was still Lu Jue who stood up and said, "Aren't you afraid of hurting your self-esteem?" Besides, this thing...... We are also ashamed to talk about it. ”

"Paralysis, didn't you say it yet?" Lin Luo glared at him fiercely, and his strong immunity once again made him turn into an invulnerable 10,000-year-old city wall: "Isn't it just to sleep with me? I've always hugged the pillow and quilt, I'm used to it! You don't look at yourself, and the pigs are scared to death. It's like me, a pear tree pressing begonias, known as Little Pan'an!"

"Say whatever you want. Lu Jue turned his head, looked at the wall obliquely, and said, "Anyway, your mouth can plow the ground, I can't say yours." ”

"I ......" Bai Yi thought for a while, "Actually, it's okay like this, I'm a night owl anyway." Moreover, these nights, I have to track and monitor, and I don't have time to sleep. ”

Lu Jue hurriedly turned his head and said with a smile: "Yes, Bai Yi doesn't need to sleep at all! Okay, the matter of dividing the bed is done." Tell us about your plans!"

Lin Luo was no longer entangled in this issue, took a deep breath, and his momentum changed suddenly.

As soon as he changed like this, the three of them knew that Lin Luo had entered the state.

At the moment, they didn't talk nonsense, they all held their breath and stared. And Bai Yi, after controlling the notebook for a while, raised his head, made an OK gesture, and said, "Checked, no problem." ”

Bai Yi is talking about the security of the room.

He just put all the signals in the room

After searching and confirming that there was no problem, he informed Lin Luo.

Lin Luo nodded, his gaze swept away, and fell on Lu Jue.

"Lu Jue!" Lin Luo said in Lu Jue's very expectant eyes: "I'm going to let you chase a woman, and you must do it within twelve hours." "Chasing a woman?" Lu Jue was stunned at first, and then said with a happy expression: "Who, is it difficult?"

(End of chapter)