Chapter 352: Birdman War
"Ouch......" The pain in her buttocks reminded Zhou Xiangyi all the time, all because of the damn ugly bird in front of her.
Her eyes glistened with hatred, and she stared at the ugly bird earnestly.
Oh my God, this bird is really ugly...... Although the feathers look colorful, they look like they have been gnawed by dogs, and their bodies are pitted, and in some places even red flesh is exposed.
The most hateful thing is the bird's eyes, yes, you read that right, it's the eyes, it's really hard to believe that a bird can have such humanized eyes.
vile, shameless, indecent, arrogant, rogue, scoundrel, cowardly, weak, and stubble......
Almost all the negative words are reflected in the eyes and body of this ugly bird, which makes people feel that it is not a good thing at first glance.
Zhou Xiangyi secretly remembered the appearance of this bird, and thought about how to take revenge, but she still got up first...... She endured the pain, supported her arms, stood up hard, and then gently rubbed her little buttocks, "It's okay, it's just a little painful, it didn't hurt the bones." ”
When the ugly bird saw that the enemy in front of him was not only not defeated by himself, but stood up tenaciously, and glared at him with his eyes, which made him afraid, he immediately became angry, "quack...... Damn ugly girl, what are you staring at? quack...... Be careful, you uncle, I can't scratch you...... Ugly girl. ”
Rub, is it tolerable or unbearable, even if you are so arrogant, you still dare to scold people? When has she ever been scolded like this? She has never been pushed down, and she was almost disfigured...... This revenge is not revenge......
She is obviously confused, and now she is scolded by a bird, not a person, but she doesn't care if she is beautiful or not, what her family background is, she is not a gentleman, just an angry little girl who smokes.
"Who are you scolding for being ugly? Who do you say? Who are we ugly and don't you have a point in your heart? You don't look in the mirror and look at yourself, it's like you have been infected with the plague, you look at yourself, you are about to be stripped naked. Haha, it's the first time I've seen an ugly bird like you, do you want to play Guoben in the winter......?
"Quack, damn ugly girl, quack, your uncle bird is called personality, what do you know? quack, angry with your uncle bird, you little girl has no hair, dare to say that about your uncle?" The ugly bird almost didn't get angry, trembling all over, and the few tail feathers were swinging desperately, how dare this ugly girl talk like this? The hair on its body is its biggest pain, once it also had a beautiful feather, beautiful, gorgeous, dazzling, but it's a pity...... Hmph, even if the bird master is ugly now, it's not something you can say about an ugly girl, see if I don't kill you......
"Uncle Bird, I think it's a big wild bird, right? There are few hairs, and they are still arrogant...... I don't think you will live for a few days, so find a place to die, and if you're lucky, you might even find a feng shui treasure. ”
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A person and a bird scolded each other like this, and the distance between them was no more than five meters. first started scolding from appearance, and finally developed into what was caught and scolded, how ugly it was to hear and how ugly it was.
This is really rare, the adventures of the world, people and birds can scold, Zhou Xiangyi, this girl is also dizzy, she doesn't want to think about it, can she scold her like this, can it be an ordinary bird?
Scolding can never solve the problem, you have to rely on your fists, the ugly bird relies on herself to fly, and its claws are sharp, and it has the upper hand at the beginning, so that Zhou Xiangyi is not embarrassed, hats, clothes, pants, everything is broken, a good lady of the first family, and now she has completely become a little beggar......
But then she learned to be smart, we can't fly, and we don't have claws, but I have a gun, rub, I almost forgot about this. "Bang bang bang bang......" Several huge gunshots completely frightened the ugly bird.
It seemed to have a huge psychological shadow on this familiar gunshot, and when it heard the gunshot, it almost didn't fall directly, and then, like crazy, flapped its wings, flew out desperately, and shouted in its mouth, "Quack...... Help, quack, someone is going to kill the birds......"
"Hmph, damn bald bird, now see how you die, auntie, I'll kill you with one shot. ”
She thought too beautifully, the gun is indeed a good gun, but her marksmanship is really flattering, she didn't hit it a few times, and the ugly bird didn't know where to fly, and the shadow was gone.
This is completely over, Zhou Xiangyi feels physically and mentally exhausted, and she has no heart to play with guns, her whole body is sore, and her little buttocks hurt even more, she gritted her teeth and insisted on not letting herself cry, afraid that the damn bald bird would run out and laugh at herself again, but she just sat on the ground without any image, gritted her teeth and shouted, "Damn bald bird......
That's the picture from before.
The little fox is long gone, the bald bird is gone, and as far as the eye can see, it seems to be a small valley, with leaky rocks, steep cliffs, scattered greenery on the rock faces, and lush grasses and shrubs in the valley...... It's like the bottom of a legendary cliff, and the hero likes to jump here.
It's a pity that Zhou Xiangyi didn't become the joy of being the protagonist at all, what kind of ghost is this place? There is no one, a gust of wind blows, she actually feels a little gloomy, rub, this place is not suitable for a long time, there must be something strange, thirty-six plans, go for the upper plan!
"Ouch......" She was just trying to get up and find her way back, when an unknown object hit her on the head, and there was a little pain, and when she picked it up, it turned out to be a fruit pit......
"Which one doesn't have long eyes and dares to sneak attack your aunt and grandmother?" Unconsciously, Zhou Xiangyi spoke with a somewhat ugly tone. She looked up, and I wiped, "It's you damned, haunting bald bird again......"
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Not to mention that Zhou Xiangyi was fighting against the ugly bird, the continuous gunshots just now echoed in the mountains and forests, like a light in the darkness, pointing out the direction to Jin Yang and the others who were looking for someone.
Jin Yang was overjoyed and said: "Listen to this gunshot, it must be Miss Zhou." ”
"It's that direction, Overlord, Marshmallow, let's go. Yan'er happily pointed in the direction of the gunshot.
Yang Yun also showed a long-lost smile, fortunately, she finally found the girl.
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When Jinyang and the others finally found the small valley, they were stunned by the scene in front of them......
An ugly bird that couldn't be uglier anymore, its hair was about to fall off, a beautiful little fiery fox, and a black bird that couldn't be seen.
The ugly bird is scolding, the black bird and the fiery little fox are like cheerleaders, one flapping his wings and "chirping", and the other waving his little paws "squeaking", giving the ugly bird atmosphere.
On the opposite side, a little girl dressed in a beggar's outfit carried a gun as a crutch in her hand, showing no mercy in her mouth, and scolding without cheerleaders.
"Quack, ugly girl, believe it or not, your bird master let people cut you? quack, dare to blow up thorns with your bird master, you don't look at it, the bird master has a helper, what do you have?"
"Bald bird, you have the ability to fight alone, look at my aunt and grandmother, I won't shoot you to death......"
One person and one bird did not back down, Jin Yang and Yan'er looked at each other, this scene is so familiar!