Chapter 136: The Immature Big Cousin (Third Update, Asking for Subscription)
Li Ruoli hurriedly covered the mouth of the little junior sister, opened her eyes angrily at Sun Buqi, and turned into a Hedong lion roar,
"Sun-no-device, you are very fat, in front of me, you dare to tease the little junior sister. It's been less than a month since I left Haikou, are you itchy again? Dare to take advantage of my mother, and I'll let you kneel for instant noodles when I go back!"
Liu Wen looked curious and asked suspiciously, "Kneel instant noodles?"
Li Ruoli gestured with his hands and replied proudly, "Kneel on the instant noodles on your knees and hold them for at least ten minutes! If the instant noodles are a little broken, re-time!"
Sun Buqi, a big man of 1.9 meters and weighing 1670 pounds, knelt on the instant noodles in fear, the picture was too beautiful to dare to look at!
Thinking of that kind of scene, Liu Wen couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker, peeked at Sun Buqi with a helpless face, and thought: Big brother has such a good temper, this person is so funny!
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The three of them went around and around, and finally came to a red Focus, Sun Buqi put away his luggage and drove Li Ruoli out of the main driver.
When he was in Haikou, he would rather curl his legs and put his head on the roof of the car than let the "female driver" take the steering wheel.
Li Ruoli was not convinced, and warned someone with words, "This is the imperial capital, not our rural city - Haikou." The traffic police here are very responsible, and the driver is very strict in checking for driving without a license. Don't get me in trouble!"
When he was in Haikou, Sun Buqi did not have a driver's license, and he drove around QQ every day.
Li Ruoli knew that the other party's driving skills were passable, so he let it go, anyway, there were acquaintances in various police stations, and he was not afraid of the traffic police seizing vehicles and people. But this is the heart of the motherland, and the style of the emperor of the countryside will not work.
Sun Buqi threw out his driver's license expressionlessly and drove out of the parking lot with a familiar car.
Li Ruoli and Liu Wen met head-to-head, checking their driver's licenses over and over again, trying to distinguish the authenticity of the documents.
The two looked left and right, and in the end they didn't find any clues, the photos and seals were perfect, and the steel seals were very standard.
Li Ruoli asked loudly: "Sample, the preparation is quite sufficient! This fake driver's license is the same as the real one, where did you get the fake license, the level is really high, enough to confuse the real with the fake." ”
Sun Buqi grinned in the rearview mirror and made a righteous statement, "Rare and strange, it was originally a real driver's license! This is a ...... issued by the regular state department."
Li Ruoli suddenly realized, and asked mysteriously: "How much more did it cost to apply for a certificate? Say it quickly, confess leniently, and resist strictly!"
Sun Buqi showed a standard smile with eight teeth, and reminded carefully, "There are two more sentences in the back." Confess leniently, sit in prison, resist strictness, and go home for the New Year!"
Liu Wen was amused by Sun Buqi's words and actions, holding the co-pilot's position and laughing wildly, thinking: This big brother is so interesting, even more powerful than cross talk!
Li Ruoli was possessed by Sherlock Holmes, "Your certificate was bought, not tested." No, I'm not at ease......"
Liu Wen hurriedly grabbed Li Ruoli, who was moving blindly, and reminded in a low voice, "Sister Lili, let's let my brother-in-law drive." On our way here, you almost got into three car accidents!"
Li Ruoli flicked Liu Wen's brain jump, and said fiercely:
"I don't blame me! Sister Qing's car, I'm not familiar with it, there are so many cars on the road, the road at the imperial capital airport is too congested. You don't want to open a pot and mention which pot, which country is it? Little one has no conscience, it's in vain that my sister loves you so much!"
When Sun Buqi was waiting for the traffic light, he gave a thumbs up, "Thank you Liu Nuxia for speaking up for Xiaosheng, Quan Jude, Donglaishun, Lao Mo, whatever you choose, brother-in-law will invite you." ”
Li Ruoli hugged his little belly and burst into anger, "Sun-no-device, you must have done it on purpose! Knowing that neither of us can eat meat, and deliberately coveting us, you just did it on purpose! I beat you, I strangled you......"
Liu Wen remembered that all the imperial capital delicacies she watched on TV were all related to herself, and sticking to her career path would inevitably have gains and losses.
She immediately rebelled and followed Li Ruoli to denounce the bad guy Sun Buqi.
The duck of Quanjude is too oily, and the mutton of Donglaishun is also passed off for the same reason. Moscow restaurants have a wide range of dishes, which may be low in sugar, low fat and high in fiber.
The two little girls still didn't resist the temptation of food, didn't resist the erosion of Sun Buqi's sugar-coated cannonballs, and half-pushed and half-went down, and came to Lao Mo.
Liu Wen is from the place where "The Snake Catcher Says", grew up in a small township, and came to the splendid western restaurant for the first time, a little cringe, feeling that everything is very fresh.
She held the corner of Li Ruoli's clothes, only daring to stare at the back of Sun Buqi's head, and did not dare to look around, for fear of attracting ridicule and embarrassing the two.
In order to eliminate the little girl's nervousness, Sun Buqi racked his brains to introduce the history of Lao Mo and explain the origin of the Moscow restaurant.
Li Ruoli also encouraged beside him, "The stage we will go to in the future is bigger, this is just a small scene, Wenwen must not be afraid." The more weak you behave, the more useless you are......"
Sun Buqi beat the side drum next to him and persuaded from another aspect,
"You two are now half a foot in the fashion circle, and you will have a lot of intersections with the film and television industry in the future, so you should come here often. Lao Mo has appeared in movies and TV reports many times, this is the base camp of the Beijing School, and he can meet many insiders, and he has also appeared in Wang Shuo's novels many times, not the Yang Shuo who wrote "Lychee Honey". ”
Liu Wen had just graduated from junior high school, and she still remembered "Lychee Honey" in the Chinese textbook, knowing the difference between Yang Shuo and Wang Shuo, she couldn't help but gently pull the corners of her mouth and show a smile.
Li Ruoli pushed away the ostentatious Sun Buqi, otherwise the other party would flirt with the sister,
"Go, go, don't mislead the children. We don't read much, but don't lie to us! Peking Opera has a Beijing School, but there is no Beijing School in film and television dramas. Wenwen, you have to be careful, Brother Sun is a big-tailed wolf, specializing in deceiving Little Red Riding Hood like us......"
Sun Buqi pouted, in the first ten years of the 21st century, the discourse power of the domestic film and television industry was dominated by the Beijing School and Huayi;
Feng Xiaogang's "Fanghua" is the dying struggle of the Beijing School, or the work of Zhongxing......
During the meal, Sun Buqi ordered in a low voice, "Remove the fork and table knife for me, and put on a pair of chopsticks." ”
Although the waiter repeatedly emphasized that this is a Western restaurant, customers must abide by the rules of Western food, and chopsticks are only available when Chinese food is ......
Sun Buqi put on a look of "the customer is God", insisted on his own opinion, and must use chopsticks.
The waiter succumbed to the pressure of the guests and reluctantly offered a pair of chopsticks.
In the face of all kinds of ridicule, Sun Buqi still did not change his face and continued to talk and laugh.
There were no important customers today, so he didn't bother to use the Western-style method of forking the left fork and the right knife to eat.
With Sun Buqi's bad example, the shouts of "waiter, two pairs of chopsticks!" in the hall were endless.
Sun Buqi explained triumphantly, "We are backed by such a big market, so we must muster up the courage to make our voices heard." These foreign devils are afraid of power but not virtue, unlike us who pay attention to gentleness and frugality. The more you are afraid of them, the more you think you are a bully, and you will kick your nose in the face......"
Li Ruoli has two years of study abroad experience, and he is more experienced in this area, so he echoed Sun Buqi's words in a low voice.
During the meal, Sun Buqi and Li Ruoli joked with each other, diluting Liu Wen's tense atmosphere.
The girl let go of her courage and looked at the blond-haired and blue-eyed crooked nuts around her, as well as the locals chatting with the authentic imperial capital, following Li Ruoli's prompts, and carefully learning to use knives and forks.
Her future is abroad, and she will live abroad for a long time in the future, and she can't be as willful as Sun Buqi, and she strongly asks the chef to use chopsticks.
Sun Buqi's heart is full of bad taste, if there is a camera to capture the embarrassment of the eldest cousin at this time, this should be a good story, and you can also use this as a threat to make the other party do something......