The fifth floor of the cat city.

Two fashionably dressed girls were sitting on chairs chatting.

One of the short-haired girls said, "You also came to this school to register the family cat?"

"No, I'm here to pick up our cat from school. Xiao Shiyu said, "You come to register the cat?"

The short-haired girl nodded and said: "I have been working overtime every day recently, I have no time to accompany him, he is a cat at home, and he knows how to play crazy every day, and he plays games until two or three o'clock every day, and he doesn't listen to him."

I thought about enrolling him in a class to study, and not always staying at home and playing games. ”

"Eh, let me tell you, you can't let the cat stay at home every day like this~~" Xiao Shiyu shook his head again and again and said: "The cat has been staying at home like this and playing games every day, and it is stupid to play." How old is your cat?"

"Uh...... Eight months. ”

"It's only been eight months? Let me tell you, eight months is the skiniest, and I have a rebellious psychology with you, you don't educate him well at this time, and you will be determined to eat you for the rest of your life. ”

Xiao Shiyu persuaded bitterly: "Our upstairs Ying is short, he has been spoiled since he was a child, he gives whatever he wants, he doesn't read books, and he knows how to play games all day long." As a result, I went to gamble online last month and lost all my family's house. ”

"Huh?" asked the short-haired girl, "but is this school useful?"

"Of course it works. I'll tell you......" Xiao Shiyu said: "Our orange cat has been studying here for a month, and now he has to lick his ass every time he goes to the toilet, and he has to lick his paws when he comes home from outside, don't love cleanliness too much, it's all taught by teachers here." ”

"Oh, so good. The short-haired girl said, "What class did you sign up for your cat?"

Xiao Shiyu said: "Now I have enrolled him in three classes: foreign language class, football class, and super class, and he starts classes at 8 o'clock every day and ends at 6 o'clock in the evening.

I sent him over before I went to work, and came to pick him up after work, not too convenient, every day I don't have to worry about him a cat at home accidents, come here to play with other kittens, very happy. ”

Xiao Shiyu said happily: "The foreign teacher of their foreign language class told me last time, saying that he is very talented in foreign languages, but he is not working hard enough. Oh, our cat is just lazy, if he works hard, the top three in the class here are fine. ”

The short-haired girl was surprised: "There is still an exam here?"

"Of course the school has exams. Xiao Shiyu said: "I heard the teacher here say that they were jointly founded by the government, and his achievements are all to be entered into the government's files, and state-owned enterprises and central enterprises recognize this achievement, which is very helpful for him to find a job in the future." ”

"Looking for a job?" said the short-haired girl, "I don't want our cat to find a job, little kitten, I just want him to grow up happy." ”

"Well, I tell you, you can't think like that. Xiao Shiyu persuaded: "Do you know that the number of super cats in Jianghai has exceeded 100,000 now?

Now I'm happy, I can't find my wife in the future, he will hate you to death. ”

Seeing that the short-haired girl was shaken, Xiao Shiyu stepped up and said: "If you want to sign up, just report quickly, I'll tell you, his class here is very popular, and if you report late, there will be no place." ”

Matcha hid in the corner of the wall in the distance, and secretly stretched out the cat's head to look at Xiao Shiyu talking to the short-haired girl, and said secretly in her heart: "It seems that the conversation is very good." He turned his head to look at the Mao Gang leader who was following behind him, because the dimensional stomach bag was used to seal X, so the cats and people inside, such as the Mao Gang leader, were all released and stayed in Maole City to work.

Although the leader of the Mao Gang has kidnapped lightning red envelopes and auctioned off super cats in the past, after constantly receiving Zhao Yao's education in the dimensional stomach bag, he has already changed his mind and fought for Zhao Yao's career.

At this moment, Matcha looked at the other party's stupid appearance, and immediately shouted with her mobile phone: "What are you doing here? ”

Matcha turned her head to look and found that two cats walked in from outside the door, and immediately greeted her with a look of surprise: "The two of you are a bit of a noodle student, do you want to come and sign up for our Y Academy?"

The two cats who walked in were Mao Mao, the leader of the Grass Gang, and the deputy of the flower cat.

It's just that the two cats at this moment are all dyed with white hair, so Matcha doesn't recognize the identities of the two cats.

After seeing Matcha coming, the two cats glanced at each other, and Mao Mao said, "I heard that you have graduated here, and you can issue a disciple certificate of the Headless Horseman, right?"

"That's it. Matcha said: "Our school is run by the Headless Horseman himself, which is the Berkeley of the cat world, the Ivy League of China, and the gas station of cat students......

"Okay, okay, don't blow it. Mao Mao said: "Dozens of my brothers want to come here to gild, can you just sign up, don't study, and finally get a certificate and it's over?"

"Big business, big business!" Matcha said excitedly: "Okay, of course, I don't know how many brothers are coming to study." ”

Mao Mao said: "There are too many people here, is there a small room where we can sit down and talk?"

Matcha quickly nodded and found a small conference room with Mao Mao and Hua Mao's deputy to get in.

Looking at the two big fat sheep in front of him, Matcha smiled and said: "I don't know what class the two big brothers want to enroll in? We can choose different disciplines to sign up here, and you can also choose some packages to match, I personally recommend the second one, especially our latest iron-blooded real meow when the self-improvement package, 24-hour network disconnection, militarized management, to ensure that the fat house comes in, and the tiger goes out......"

Maomao's paws slowly stretched out, and he seemed to be casually slapping the table: "How much?"

Matcha said: "You came just in time, today happens to be the preferential day of our Y Academy for one month, the whole audience is 8.8 percent off, and the full 10,000 will be reduced by 500, and the top ten students who sign up will also be given a photo with the Headless Horseman......"

Seeing that he was talking about matcha, Mao Mao said to the deputy of the flower cat on the side, "Do it." ”

The deputy of the flower cat glanced at Mao Mao hesitantly and said, "Helper, really do it?"

Mao Mao said disdainfully: "Nonsense." And don't call me a helper, I'm now a professional killer Money Leopard, a murderous cat who can do anything for money. ”

Hua Mao said helplessly: "But if we really do it, then we will become a cat killer, and we can't go back, in case we are still wanted, then it will be difficult to find a partner in the future." ”

Mao Mao said angrily: "Look at your waste appearance, we are cold-blooded and ruthless killers, killers don't need female cats, do you still have a little professional ethics." ”

The matcha on the other side said, "...... In this way, all the discounts are calculated, and the package price of each student is 58,888, and my eldest brother and I are familiar with each other at a glance, so we should make a friend, and remove the odds, 58,000 cats. ”

Mao Mao and Hua Mao, who were talking in private conversation, stopped and looked at Matcha in unison.

Mao Mao tilted his head and said, "How much do you say?"

Matcha said: "The preferential price, 58,000, you can enjoy the supreme experience of the original price of 198,000." ”

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