Chapter 211: The Most Funny Joker
Meals are shared.
It would already be two o'clock in the afternoon, and Dad Feng and his wife hadn't eaten yet.
In addition to Lin Luo's three people, Feng Dad and his wife, there are also three riding friends.
Among them, the one who wears myopic glasses and a pair of black sunshade lenses on the lenses is called Buddha.
The unique sunshade lenses, when turned up, form a very impactful picture with his myopic glasses and his dark face, which makes people laugh.
The other is also unique.
With a clean and bright bald head, the corners of his mouth will involuntarily raise slightly when he laughs.
This smile is said to be obscene, but it does not match obscenity, let's say funny, I always feel that there is more than funny.
In short, at first glance, he is a pleasing man chasing the wind. This man chasing the wind is known as Brother Feng. Plus, there's a nickname he got on the bike: he's not a pirate.
It is said that it was because he wore a cycling bandana on his face and went to the Pirates of the Caribbean, hence the name.
As for the last one, he kept staring at Lu Junyao, and insisted that the handsome young man who looked like his ex-girlfriend was called Xiao Wu.
Looking at his serious and stubborn appearance, it doesn't look like a flirtatious appearance at all.
The most important thing is that he is quite handsome and speaks with humor. The cold jokes were one after another, making Lu Junyao giggle.
This safe-looking young man with witty words is called Xiao Wu. Although it is a little five, it is actually much older than Lin Luo and Lu Junyao, at least twenty-four or five.
But when Lu Junyao asked him if the little five who was scribbling on the wall was him, he flatly denied it.
Lin Luo is good at looking at people, although this little fifth brother seems to be born in an ordinary way, but when he looks at him, he seems to see himself.
This made Lin Luo very strange.
Moreover, he can also see that this Xiao Wu does seem to have such an ex-girlfriend. Otherwise, there could not help but have a kind of imperceptible sadness in his eyes.
The most important thing is that Lin Luo also saw that Xiao Wu was unusual.
He should be the only one who can see that he and Lu Junyao have no relationship as a couple.
"Little Fifth Brother. Lin Luo looked at the young man with sadness in his eyes, and said with a smile: "You are very similar to a friend of mine. ”
"Really?" Xiao Wu smiled, "Is he as talented as me?"
"I'm afraid not. Lin Luo replied.
"Oh, that's lucky. Xiao Wu sandwiched a piece of winter bamboo shoots and said with a smile: "If it were like me, he would probably be an enterprising teenager." The next time you see him, the next time you talk about me, it will surely arouse his fighting spirit. ”
Lin Luo was dumbfounded.
The friend he talks about is actually himself.
It is true that this little five is far inferior to Lin Luo in front of him. But his self-improvement and outstanding temperament are really in the same vein as Lin Luo.
"Little Fifth Brother, you're really not shy. Lu Junyao chuckled.
"Of course. Xiao Wu turned his head to look at Feng's mother and asked, "Auntie, there is a bar, bring a few bottles of beer, Snowflake." Life must be happy, and it is fate that we can get together. ”
"Wine?" Lin Luo suddenly remembered the luggage he brought, and hurriedly got up and said, "Wait a minute, I brought wine." ”
"What do you want your wine for?" Feng Ma hurriedly got up.
But Lin Luo had already come to Mama Feng with a bottle of red wine in one hand and a gift bag that had been prepared long ago in the other.
He handed the gift bag to Feng's mother and said, "Feng's mother, this is the gift that Lin Luo and I have specially selected for you and Feng's father. ”
"This kid, come back and bring a gift. Feng's mother smiled from ear to ear and hurriedly opened the gift box.
In the box, there are two things.
The same is the latest anti-aging biological liquid developed by Nuwa Pharmaceutical, with a market value of at least five figures.
The same is Louis XIII, which is exclusively supplied by the Qingxiu Guild, and the market price of this wine is about 15,000. But the most important thing is not that it is expensive, but that even if you have money, you can't buy it in the market.
"Why are they all foreign?" Feng Ma looked at the exquisite packaging and complained, "It's very expensive." ”
"It's not expensive, it's not expensive. After Lin Luo briefly introduced the instructions for the use of the biological liquid, he hurriedly took the red wine and said, "Mother Feng, do you have a glass?"
"There are no glasses, are disposable cups okay?" asked Mama Feng after putting away the gift.
"Okay. Lin Luo nodded.
The '85-year-old Lafite, although not as expensive as the '82-year-old Lafite, is also a few tens of thousands. It is miserable enough for such a famous wine to be reduced to a disposable cup.
Fortunately, Lu is never here. Otherwise, he will definitely scold Lin Luo for tyrannical things.
By the time Feng's mother brought the disposable cup, Lin Luo had already opened the red wine.
A mellow fragrance wafted in.
"Whew. Xiao Wu sniffed, and suddenly said with a slight expression: "Xiao Luo, I'm afraid your red wine is not cheap." ”
"What is not cheap, just one or two hundred low-grade wine. Lin Luo hurriedly smiled and said.
Mama Feng on the side heard the price in Lin Luo's mouth, and hurriedly exclaimed: "One or two hundred is not expensive, it is enough for your father Feng to make more than ten catties of rice wine." The bottle of wine I was given just now is more expensive than that, isn't it?"
"No, about the same price. Lin Luo hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Come, come, come, let's have a drink first." ”
Everyone took a disposable cup of a few cents, and Lafite, which contained hundreds of cups with less than half a cup, and bumped into each other with the most innocent smiles.
Everyone drank it all.
"Love. Father Feng smashed his slap twice, and said thoughtfully: "This wine, Chun." Don't lie to Daddy Feng, this wine must be more than one or two hundred. ”
"Alas, you kid, you are still a liar. Feng Ma hurriedly pretended to be angry and said, "Father Feng's mouth is poisonous, how much is this wine?"
"Forehead......" Lin Luo stuck out his tongue, like a child who had done something wrong, and whispered: "Two or three hundred." ”
"Not really. Father Feng shook his head, looked at Lin Luo and said, "You kid, you are not honest. ”
"Really. Lin Luo hurriedly patted his chest and said: "The supermarket is holding activities and playing special prices, 299." ”
Xiao Wu, who was still reminiscing about the aftertaste, finally came back to his senses from this endless mellowness.
"Daddy Feng, I know red wine. Xiao Wu volunteered, snatched Lafei from Lin Luo's hand with one hand and said: "I'll help you check it, this wine is definitely more than 300." ”
When Lin Luo wanted to withdraw his hand, it was too late.
Xiao Wuyi snatched Rafi with his hand, glanced at the English on it, and blurted out: "Pull ......"
As soon as he read a word, he immediately stopped.
"Lafite......" he said with a shock in his heart, "I said how this tastes so good." Actually...... It's actually Lafite......"
He looked at Lin Luo with a shocked expression.
Lin Luo hurriedly gave him a look.
"What's wrong?" Daddy Feng asked.
Xiao Wu stabilized his mood for a while, and smiled shyly: "Pull it down, this wine is at least 400." ”
Lin Luo suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
Father Feng nodded, and said thoughtfully: "It's pretty much the same. ”
"400?" Feng's mother looked at her own sip of dried red wine, and hurriedly said: "I drank the money for two beds in one sip just now?" Luova, you kid, if you buy such expensive wine next time, don't come to Feng's mother's house for dinner. ”
Lu Junyao on the side chuckled and said, "Lin Luo, did you hear that?" In the future, the most expensive can only be bought so expensive. This number cannot be exceeded. ”
Lin Luo hurriedly nodded in agreement.
Feng's mother felt that Lu Junyao, a female doll, could speak, so she helped Lin Luo out of the siege, and made her Feng's mother happy to listen to it.
It can be heard that this female doll is also a generous person.
didn't say that Lin Luo would buy a cheaper gift next time, just that he was not allowed to exceed this time.
It's just that she thinks that something doesn't sound right.
But I don't know what's wrong.
Only Chen Yang, who knew the meaning well, gave Lu Junyao a thumbs up.
This Lu Junyao really has aura.
In other words, as long as the price does not exceed fifteen thousand in the future, it will be fine.
Feng Ma didn't object just now.
Even if you know the truth in the future, you can't blame Lin Luo.
At the next table, whether it was Feng's mother or Feng's father, when they tasted Lafite, they no longer drank it all at will. Instead, he took small sips.
This is 400 yuan of red wine.
One bite is worth a few catties of rice wine.
And the most elaborate is the small five.
Before each drink, he shakes the disposable cup so that the silky Lafite slides down the disposable cup.
This is in wine tasting, called hanging glass.
The wine is good and the wine is bad, it's all on this hanging cup.
"Tyrannical creatures. Xiao Wu shook the disposable cup, and said with blood dripping in his heart: "85-year-old Lafite, how can I get more than 10,000." Actually...... Actually with disposable cups. ”
Lin Luo looked at Xiao Wu's actions and knew that this little fifth brother was a person who really knew how to taste wine.
But the other two riders are not so professional.
Even if Xiao Wu has already reminded the two teammates, he can't stand their self-assertive cleverness.
"Come, come, come. Brother Feng took out a bottle of Sprite from his cycling bag and said, "Red wine with Sprite is enough to taste." ”
Xiao Wu almost kicked Brother Feng out.
But the Buddha on the side, shaking the black glasses that were turned up, hurriedly stretched out the cup and said, "Come, add some to me too." ”
"Little Five, or. Brother Feng took a sip with a sour face.
"Don't. Xiao Wu decided to break off his friendship with this person.
"Xiao Luo, do you want to add more?" Brother Feng asked, shaking the Sprite that still had more than half a bottle left.
Then, when Xiao Wu's jaw almost dropped in shock, Lin Luo smiled and said, "Okay, add some to me too." ”
Immediately afterwards, Feng Dad Feng Ma and Chen Yang and Lu Junyao also added Sprite.
By the time Sprite came back, it was almost bottoming out.
"Xiao Wu, if you don't want it again, it's gone. Brother Feng crossed his mouth and looked at Xiao Wu, you see, it's very popular, everyone has added it.
Xiao Wu gritted his teeth, quietly pinched his thighs with his hands, turned his head to the other side, handed over the cup and said, "Add it." ”
At this point, a bottle of Sprite died.
"Come, for our Chinese red wine, dry. Brother Feng's face was full of wine red, and he was already a little drunk.
Although the 85-year-old Lafite is not high, the quality is high and the strength of the wine is not small.
Not only Brother Feng's face was a little red, but Feng Dad, Feng Ma, Buddha Ye, and Lu Junyao were all a little bit.
Lin Luo and Chen Yang are better.
After the meal, everyone looked satisfied.
Brother Feng, who came up with red wine and Sprite, drank a lot, and took the lead in getting up and said, "This wine, why is the wine so strong, I have to go to sleep for a while." ”
"I'm a little sleepy too. The Buddha followed suit and stood up.
Lin Luo was still thinking about his master, and he also stood up.
"Little Five, Brother Feng, Buddha, I will requisition your bicycle in the afternoon. Lin Luo said.
"Use it, use it!" The three of them hurriedly said, "We will rest here for a day tomorrow, you can use it as you like." ”
Lu Junyao pouted and said, "Lin Luo, two cars are enough." You take me. ”
"I was supposed to take you. Lin Luo said: "There is another one that is not for you." With your small body, you can climb Erlang Mountain?"
"Not for me?" Lu Junyao was immediately curious and asked, "Who is it for?"
"We'll find out later. Lin Luo smiled mysteriously and said, "Let's go, go see the old man." ”
When Lin Luo, Chen Yang, and Lu Junyao dragged the boxes out of the Feng Family Hotel, Xiao Wuyi kicked the drunk Brother Feng and Buddha off the bed.
"Little Wu, are you crazy about drinking?" Brother Feng got up from the ground and climbed onto the bed again.
"He's not drunk, he's in heat. The Buddha said with a smile.
"You two beasts who are violent creatures!" Xiao Wu pulled up Brother Feng and Buddha and patted their faces to sober them up, and then said angrily: "Do you know how much that bottle of wine costs?"
"Isn't it 400? Brother Feng replied.
"400 on a dog day. Xiao Wu said with a painful face: "Do you know that your two cups drank a Merida Duke 600." ”
"What?" Brother Feng jumped up and exclaimed, "You mean I drank two thousand and a half?
"What wine?" Xiao Wu snorted and said, "85 years of Lafite, the market price is fifteen thousand." "OMG!" The Buddha screamed, rushed up, kicked Brother Feng off the bed, and scolded: "Let you add Sprite! Let you add Sprite! Let you add Sprite!"
(End of chapter)