Chapter 233: I Never Expected
This video is very short, only more than 4 minutes long, and it is estimated that the beginning of some TV series is longer than this short film!
However, it was such a short video of less than five minutes, uploaded on the popcorn network at 8 o'clock in the morning, and at 12 o'clock in the evening, in 16 hours, there were more than 1.2 million clicks and plays!
With surprise and questions, many people from all walks of life opened the popcorn network and clicked on this video called "Never Expected"!
As soon as I opened the video, there was a mandatory 15-second advertisement in the window, "He is a new generation of super newcomers, his first solo album record broke the sales record of previous newcomers, and won two awards at the Four Seasons Award in China, his novels are popular on the Internet, countless fans, he directed and acted in a TV series, all the way to the crowd, beating many big-name systems, setting a record of the highest 8% ratings, he is Yang Ming, November 8, Yanjing Stadium - The Beginning of the Legend concert ticket grabbing officially began, Popcorn Network will broadcast the concert live, annual VIP members can watch it for free, and it only costs 10 yuan to buy a single view"
In just 15 seconds, it not only promoted Yang Ming's concert, but also introduced the newly launched VIP members of Popcorn.com, but the elites of some other video sites saw these and didn't think so.
For the sake of advertising, the introduction of this new charging model, many people are not optimistic about popcorn as a business model!
At this time, the video of "Never Expected" began to play!
At the beginning, it was white characters on a black background, with five big characters written on Oriental DreamWorks, no special effects, no tones, simple and rough, many people were stunned when they saw 'Oriental DreamWorks', and thought of the film and television production company opened by Yang Ming!
followed by the opening song, humming: I never expected it, lalala! It's gone, and many people can't help but complain in their hearts: "Damn, this can also be called the opening song? It is estimated that it is the shortest opening song ever!"
After the opening song, a sentence suddenly came: This episode is sponsored and broadcast by Oriental DreamWorks Earth Branch!
Which one is this Nima?
In just a few seconds, the person who was ready to study this suddenly popular video was messy in his heart, and this can also become popular!
Followed by a few lines of words that suddenly flashed, and the fast-eyed people could only have a few words, they quickly paused, rewinded the video a little, and then paused, and after seeing the words on the video clearly, they burst into laughter!
It's as hot as a dog, it's a hot dog, Wangwang.
The crew's boxed lunch is unpalatable to death, but if you don't eat it, you will definitely die
Who came up with these words, it's so damn shocking!
Then click to continue playing, the video plot officially began, and the words at the beginning of the first sentence directly made everyone laugh!
"My name is Wang Dazhui, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-cost martial arts drama, the name of this martial arts drama is "Smiling Proud Jianghu", which is too low-cost, right?"
In the video, a very frustrated actor suddenly appeared, with a look of underbeating, holding a toy sword and talking to himself in his heart, and everyone couldn't help but laugh!
Here, there is a slight change from his previous life, Yang Ming has added the name of "Smiling Proud Jianghu" that he is about to film, and its purpose is self-evident, and everyone understands it in their hearts!
"It's already this quality, and you're still flashing?"
Just when this man named Wang Dazhui had no choice but to complain about the crew's props, suddenly an ugly-looking man in ancient costume jumped out and said with a disgusting face: "Hahaha, if you want to rescue the princess, just, um, just, just step over my corpse."
Seeing this miserable performance, the elites of many video network companies wondered in their hearts, is this really a 16-hour video clip with more than 1.2 million views?
The quality, the lines, the costumes, the backgrounds, the props, it's just too many words to describe the frustration and simplicity of these!
Yes, there are also the two male actors who are appearing in Nima now, how do you look at it, how cheap they are!
Can this kind of person be the starring actor?
The plot continues, and they continue to look down with questions.
"I felt a powerful force converging on both fists, my left fist was as hot as flames, and my right fist was as cold as frost!"
Frost special effects, fire special effects, eight big characters, divided into two groups, appeared on Wang Da Hammer's fist, and then the ugly man said a few words directly, and was 'beaten' to the ground, and many people were shocked when they saw it.
"I have no regrets in my career, I think of the running in the sunset that afternoon, it was my lost youth!"
"No regrets, your sister!"
Then, Wang Da Hammer then goes to rescue the princess, and the bad guy who just died appears again, and it is another funny and spoof dialogue!
"Do you think that person was me?"
"It's all you, it's just a change of clothes!"
"Hahahaha, yes!"
"I actually admit it shamelessly, the crew of "Smiling Proud Jianghu" is too poor, and if you change actors, you will die!"
"Come on, let's fight it out!"
The following is a text version and dubbing of the big scene of the fight, everyone is 'relaxed', looking at the text in the video, the 'fierce' fight, it's really a big scene!
"I have no regrets in my career, I think of the running in the sunset that afternoon, it was my lost youth!"
It's another word that makes you want to vomit and want to see it!
Finally, the Flaming Mountains have finally appeared!
When everyone saw the Flaming Mountain in the video, they finally couldn't help but laugh, "What a talent, this special effect is so talented!"
As if feeling the voices of the audience in front of the video, Wang Dazhui said in the video: "Can this special effect be a little more scummy?
Wang Sledgehammer didn't make a move.,In the end, the boss demon king fell to his death.,I saw everyone laugh heartily.,This plot is so talented!
In the last scene, Wang Dazhui rescued the princess without wanting to save the princess at all, and when the princess's face appeared on the computer screen, the elites of the Internet company who were watching "Never Expected" were all laughing so much that tears were about to fall, and some people were so disgusted that they even squirted out the tea in their mouths!
The employees of their company were extremely curious when they saw their usual serious old general managers watching a video and being happy like this!
Wang Dazhui committed suicide, using the toy sword he complained about at the beginning, and his last words were: I don't want to cooperate with this kind of poor crew (Xiaoao Jianghu) again!
The plot is finally over, followed by some filming tidbits, and everyone finally knows how this film was made, it's too simple, too rough, and too foolish!
But it's such a video that is less than five minutes long, and it looks like a spoof to the extreme, and within 16 hours, it can have more than 1.2 million clicks!
It's so weird!