Chapter 5: International Jokes

For the first twenty years of his life, Rosen had always felt like an ordinary person.

He doesn't have any amazing skills, nor does he have any enviable family conditions, his academic performance is ordinary, and even his appearance is ordinary.

It wasn't until today that Rosen finally realized that he wasn't ordinary at all.

Are ordinary people qualified to come into the United Nations General Assembly Hall for a meeting?

Do ordinary people have the courage to hold people all over the world hostage?

Can ordinary people remain calm under the silent and angry gaze of nearly 2,000 delegates from all countries?

No.

So Rosen felt that he should be regarded as the chosen one no matter what.

The only problem is that the Chosen One seems to be treated poorly......

At this time, Rosen was already standing on the rostrum of the United Nations General Hall, with a simultaneous interpretation headset on his ears, and a microphone on the table in front of him, but the red indicator light representing the power was not lit for the time being, and on his left hand side stood Cai Bi, and on his right hand side stood a petite woman, through Cai Bi's introduction, Rosen knew that this was the current United Nations Secretary-General, Ms. Olis Attica.

Rosen has no opinion on who is standing next to him, as long as Cai Bi is still there, but the transparent glass cage around him makes Rosen feel like he has become a monkey in the zoo, for others to visit.

This emergency measure, of course, is for the sake of Lawson's safety, but it is inevitably unpleasant.

Especially for Rosen, who was taken on the plane as soon as he woke up, failed to close his eyes for more than ten hours in a row, and was about to face a life and death sentence.

But he didn't have time to express his displeasure, and when he saw the UN Secretary-General, Ms. Attica walked to the table, and the red light on the microphone lit up in time.

"Before I get into the formal agenda, I want to make sure that the person standing next to me is Mr. Rosen, the one you met this afternoon, and that's a given fact, and I hope you can calm down. ”

"All countries have agreed on the fact that on March 16, 2017, at 7:18:53 a.m. Beijing time, the same vision appeared in the sky around the world, regardless of day and night, regardless of latitude and longitude. ”

The vision is about Mr. Rosen in an eastern country, in a confrontation with a bandit named "Knife", and eventually was violently injured, resulting in a slight contusion on the left side of his body. ”

"At the same time, people around the world are suffering from bruises on the left side of their bodies, men and women, young and old. ”

When the words fell, the entire venue suddenly erupted into a strong noise.

Under the rostrum, no matter what color they are, the representatives of any country are talking to each other.

For a while, the eyes full of anger and disgust for Rosen were more than tenth.

Looking at this scene, Rosen couldn't help but pouted secretly, if Cai Bi hadn't told him about it in advance, I'm afraid he would have been stupid at this time.

But now that he was mentally prepared, Rosen let go, with a look of a cold glance at Qianfu, in his own words, this is called the pride of the Great Celestial Empire.

It's hard to go out of the country, but you can't lose face to our country and people, right?

Why can't others dream of this dream, but Lawson can?

This is called the great power heritage!

This is the blessing of our Chinese ancestors!

Thinking of this, Rosen couldn't help but raise his chest a little higher and open his nostrils a little wider......

"Please be quiet!"

Attica continued to show the gesture of pressing down with her hands, and finally restored order to the venue, and then continued: "Out of responsibility and obligation to the people of the world, the United Nations Security Council has decided to conduct minimally invasive experiments on the main body of the 'Apocalypse Incident', Mr. Rosen, a Chinese citizen, to further confirm the subsequent impact and consequences of the 'Apocalypse Incident'. ”

Hearing this, Rosen was stunned for a moment.

Minimally invasive experiments?

Why didn't Lao Cai say this?

He turned his head and saw Cai Bi also frowning, looking puzzled.

So Rosen understood, and Lao Cai didn't know about it.

At that moment, an Asian-faced delegate stood up and finally said something that Rosen could understand.

"Prior to this, our country has repeatedly reiterated that Mr. Rosen, as a citizen of our country, needs to further confirm the safety of this test, and the person responsible for carrying out this experiment must also be selected by our country!"

Attica shook her head lightly and said: "Time is pressing, this topic has been approved by the previous vote, the United Nations is not disrespecting the decision-making of your political party, but through objective facts, the experimenters arranged by the United States are more authoritative and safe, this experiment will be related to the future of all mankind, and even the entire world pattern, not child's play, I hope Mr. Chen can understand." ”

"You said that time is urgent, why did you send Rosen all the way here? You said that the American experimenters are more authoritative, where are they certified? Our experimenters and medical personnel have arrived at the Great Hall two hours ago, why don't you even see each other? Understand? I understand your uncle!"

As soon as these words came out, the hall was in an uproar.

Even Rosen didn't expect that this Mr. Liu would burst into foul language on such a serious and important occasion, and his blushing face and thick neck were incompatible with the suit and leather shoes he wore all over his body.

Attica also seemed a little embarrassed, but forced a smile: "If Mr. Liu has no other objections, then, on behalf of the United Nations, I will announce the start of voting on the seventh resolution of the 'Apocalypse Incident'." ”

As the words fell, Rosen's brow furrowed even tighter.

What do you mean, this is a forced start of voting despite the opposition of your own country?

The topic of the vote is to let those experimenters arranged by the Yankees perform "minimally invasive surgery" on themselves?

Doesn't it mean that our country, as one of the five permanent members of the UN Security Council, has a veto?

Why didn't it work now?

Before Lawson could figure out what was going on, the seventh resolution of the so-called "Apocalypse Incident" had already begun to be voted on, so the entire venue became extremely noisy and noisy.

Cai Bi stepped forward and was about to explain a thing or two to Lawson, but was stopped by Attica first.

"Mr. Cai, you should know the discipline here before you come, without my consent, no one is allowed to contact Mr. Rosen without permission, including verbal communication, in fact, this time you have stepped onto the rostrum, it is already the biggest concession of the United Nations, I hope you do not gain an inch. ”

Cai Bi breathed for a moment, then nodded silently, and returned to his position, only having time to sigh at Rosen.

At this moment, Rosen felt a bit of a bully, and immediately glared at Attica viciously, but the latter seemed to treat him as air, and turned his head directly back to the table on the rostrum.

Can Lawson endure this?

That must be unbearable!

Is my brother still the unemployed young man who wakes up every day, eats and sleeps, and has nothing to do all day?

Not anymore!

Brother is still the dead fat house who can't find a girlfriend, is dumped by the resume of the personnel manager, and his life is unsatisfactory everywhere?

Not anymore!

Brother is now tied to the whole world and all mankind, the chosen son of heaven who is both prosperous and loss-oriented!

If that bullshit "minimally invasive experiment" succeeds later, then buddy is the savior!

Do you dare to ignore the Savior?

If it fails, then the buddy probably won't survive.

A person who is about to die can let a little girl like you go wild in front of your son?

So the next moment, Rosen gathered all his strength and stared at the back of Attica's head.

As if to stare at it in a hole......

At the same time that Rosen's Death Gaz was accumulating chakra, the parliamentary vote had ended, and according to the final results, only two countries chose to abstain and two countries voted against.

In addition to Rosen's homeland, the other is Pakistan.

Without wasting a minute or a second, Attica immediately announced the final result: "Now, on behalf of the United Nations, I announce the adoption of the seventh resolution of the 'Apocalypse Incident', and in two minutes, a medical team composed of American experts will perform an experimental minimally invasive operation on Mr. Rosen. ”

As the words fell, Rosen saw that a group of foreigners in white coats, masks, and carts had arrived in front of the bulletproof glass.

There was silence in the arena, as if the whole world was watching this historic moment.

However, less than five seconds later, the whole room was boiling again.

Because a scene that no one expected happened.

Lawson suddenly raised his leg and walked to the table, and in front of Attica, he reached out and snatched the microphone in front of him.

"Hey...... Hey, hey, ah...... Ah......h

Rosen tried the microphone in a thoughtful way, and then said the first opening line: "I am against it." ”

Time seemed to stand still at this moment.

Everyone present, including Cai Bi, including Mr. Chen, who spoke just now, and naturally the Secretary-General of the United Nations, Attica, all looked at Rosen in amazement.

After a while, Attica slowly came back to her senses and subconsciously asked, "What did you say?"

Rosen smiled and showed a mouthful of white teeth, and said, "I think, when all of you here are making decisions, have you forgotten to ask my opinion? What is the apocalypse about you...... I am against the vote on item seventh. ”

Attica looked at the smiling face of the young man in front of her, raised her eyebrows slightly, she didn't reach out to grab the microphone, but just stood there and said to Rosen: "I think Mr. Rosen should be joking, right? In fact, this resolution is not something that Mr. Rosen alone can veto, after all, this is a matter of the safety of people all over the world, so it doesn't matter ......"

Attica's voice stopped.

The next moment, she suddenly felt a heart-piercing pain from the tip of her tongue, and then, a trace of fishy sweetness filled her mouth as quickly as possible.

In fact, not only Attica, but also every representative of the countries that appears here today, no, it should be the people of the whole world, feels the same way at this moment.

Then there was a sudden hint of fear in Attica's eyes.

She saw that the young man standing in front of her suddenly opened his mouth and spat bloodied on the ground very unqualified.

"What did you just say? I didn't hear you. ”