Gao Jun is a person who has just been awarded, "Heroic True Character Loyal Warrior" honorary title, he has experienced the rain of bullets, fought against people with special abilities, like a man cast in steel, but in the end he did not resist Zhang Jiao's beauty plan.

The conditions she proposed made it difficult for Gao Jun to refuse.

That's what he has always wanted to try, but no one has been willing to cooperate with him, open as Tong Ling, obedient as Miao Hui is resolutely opposed, but he didn't expect it to be realized on Zhang Jiao.

But Gao Jun is still resolutely opposed to reporting the funeral, not to mention that it is fake, even if it is true, this kind of thing cannot be done, there are too many things to pay attention to, there are customs, etiquette, and ways and means, which are not what ordinary people can do.

Therefore, after the two discussed it, they made some adjustments on the basis of fake death.

That is, Zhang Jiao is missing!

In Zhang's mother's impression, Gao Jun should still be in a slightly better state than a plant now, so Gao Jun used his mobile phone to send Zhang's mother the news of Zhang Jiao's disappearance, and told the cause and effect in detail.

Zhang Jiao pushed him to see the lantern show, but his mobile phone was stolen, and then Zhang Jiao chased after him, but he didn't come back for a long time, and the phone couldn't get through, so he asked Zhang's mother to ask relatives and friends.

As a result, as soon as the message was sent, Zhang's mother's phone rang over, Gao Jun glanced at Zhang Jiao helplessly, but the chick kept encouraging him to answer the phone, and gave him a flying kiss, which was also a bloody cost.

Gao Jun answered the phone, and Zhang's mother immediately asked: "Hey, you really dare to answer the phone, let me tell you, I have seen a lot of this kind of telecom fraud that pretends to report information and cheat money, don't come with me." ”

Gao Jun was suddenly full of black lines, it turned out that Zhang's mother had treated him as a liar, no wonder, after all, she didn't know Gao Jun's phone number.

Gao Jun had no choice but to pretend to be hoarse, and said with difficulty: "Auntie, I'm Gao Jun, thank you for the perfect chicken soup you sent last time, but you better hurry up and contact relatives and friends, and see where Zhang Jiao went, just now at the light show, a thief stole her mobile phone, and she chased after she found out, and she didn't come back for more than half an hour......

Gao Jun said in a hoarse and difficult voice, and Zhang Jiao next to him gave him a thumbs up and praised his acting skills.

And Zhang's mother over there was furious at the time: "What, our Jiaojiao is really gone? I'll call her now." ”

If you can say the perfect chicken soup, it must be Gao Jun, who was personally sent to the hospital before.

"Is this really good? I heard her voice tremble just now, is it necessary to make her anxious?" Gao Jun said helplessly.

"It's okay, I think it's good, it's better than them being alone in the future. Zhang Jiao made up her mind and was ready to use this stimulation therapy to the end: "She is a cook and doesn't have much social connections, and after asking relatives and friends, she can only call the police and ask my father for help, maybe the two of them will come to me on the street together, this is the opportunity, it is indeed better than saying that I am dead." ”

Gao Jun glanced at her and said, "So don't be impulsive in everything, use your brain more, and learn to think in a diffusive and diffuse way." ”

"Okay, okay, I don't need you to lecture, since you're okay, let's go ahead and see the lantern show." Zhang Jiao said impatiently, turned around and left first.

Gao Jun shook his head helplessly, and stepped to keep up, but as soon as he took a step, his god suddenly stagnated, and the numb and painful feeling spread behind his back like overelectricity, and his back hurt so much that he could barely straighten up, as if he had been trampled by 10,000 grass and mud horses.

Gao Jun wanted to straighten his waist and expand his chest and open his back but couldn't, the slightest movement was like a cramp, and his internal organs were like fire, and he wanted to vomit like pantothenic acid.

"It seems that the attack of the 'air compressor' just now really hurt Lao Tzu, but he didn't vomit blood again, there should be no internal injuries, just broke the capillaries. Gao Jun thought secretly, moved slowly, and the pain gradually lessened: "I will let Zhang Jiao do a big health care later, and it should be fine." ”

He was covered in scars, and as long as he was not carried away on a stretcher, all other injuries were classified as 'okay'.

Quickly followed Zhang Jiao and began to officially appreciate the lantern exhibition.

It's just that Zhang Jiao's parents are crazy at this time, although her father is the commander of the armed police, but he can't send troops to help him find his daughter, and now he can't even use the bus privately, let alone the regular army.

So even if they do, they can only choose to call the police, usually missing for more than 24 hours to report missing, especially adults, it is normal to lose contact for an hour, maybe they turned off their mobile phones.

However, if the informant can prove that the missing person may have encountered danger and harm for special reasons before the disappearance, the police will immediately investigate the situation.

Zhang Jiao's parents have a positive aspect in this regard, because Zhang Jiao was chasing the thief at that time, but she only caught the thief as a victim, and there was only one person, and the thief usually committed the crime in a gang, so Zhang Jiao lost contact after that, and it is likely that she had a fight with the thief and may have been killed.

Although Zhang Jiao's father didn't believe this, his daughter, of course, knew that when he was five years old, a child stuffed his head into the iron fence, and he went in and came out, so he was stuck.

The other children were frightened and at a loss, but the five-year-old Zhang Jiao was calm and calm, bouncing over and bending the two wrist-thick iron railings.

After receiving formal training from the police academy and becoming a professional police officer, will such a person not be able to deal with a few thieves?

However, Zhang Jiao did lose contact, Gao Jun, who was with him, didn't see her come back, and her mobile phone still couldn't get through, which was really abnormal.

The lantern show lasted until twelve o'clock, and Gao Jun and the two of them walked to the end, very forbidden, full of joy, and tried to catch the tail of this Spring Festival.

Just after midnight, Gao Jun's mobile phone rang, it was Zhang's mother calling, and as soon as the phone was connected, he scolded him with a face.

It's all your fault Gao Jun, if you hadn't hooked our family Jiaojiao, how could this kind of thing happen? Or what's the matter with you, you were suddenly bedridden at a young age, and you were almost paralyzed, you are like this......

After eavesdropping on the side, Zhang Jiao eavesdropped on the side, and kissed Gao Jun with an embarrassed face, hoping that he would not be angry.

Of course, Gao Jun will not be angry, which is also the root of young people's efforts not to fall in love, because of lack of experience, young and vigorous, and rarely able to understand the mood and thoughts of the older generation.

It is said that the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are not in harmony, but in fact, the contradiction between the son-in-law and the mother-in-law is also intensifying with the high housing prices.

It is true that some mothers-in-law are too disagreeable, especially those who have a son and a daughter, who are completely selling their daughters to raise their sons, and opening their mouths to their aunts and lions on the bride price, and taking them back to help their sons go to the dowry to marry their daughters-in-law.

But most mothers-in-law are simply for the happiness of their daughters.

If a daughter disappears from a man just while dating, any mother-in-law will go berserk.

There is no need for a son-in-law to fight with his mother-in-law, when encountering this kind of thing, the most important thing is to look at the attitude of the daughter-in-law, just like Zhang Jiao, who kissed Gao Jun's cheek for the first time.

In fact, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is the same, mainly because men are not good enough, at least not smart enough, so they will be splinted, and smart people will mediate on both sides, which can coax both mothers and daughters-in-law.

Zhang's mother, who was anxious and angry, didn't scold for long, and the phone was snatched away by the commander's father, and asked Gao Jun calmly: "Xiao Gao, is my Jiaojiao really missing?"

Gao Jun took a deep breath and said, "It's been more than an hour since I chased the thief, and I haven't seen her come back, and I'm still waiting for him in a wheelchair." ”

This sentence made Zhang's father anxious, if under normal circumstances, Zhang Jiao would not leave Gao Jun who was sick no matter what, could there really be any accidents?

After asking Gao Jun, the commander's father also became anxious, after all, Zhang Jiao was chasing thieves at that time, and thieves usually commit crimes in gangs, is there really any danger?

The commander's father hung up the phone in a hurry, it is estimated that the resources are going to be used, and the troops under his command naturally cannot move, but there are still peripheral relationships.

Gao Jun could fully feel that the old couple was on the verge of collapse, while Zhang Jiao beside him was wondering where to drink, the last day of the Spring Festival carnival was destined to be a sleepless night.

"Your heart is so big, if your parents knew that you deliberately arranged it, they would have to beat you to death. Gao Jun said helplessly.

Zhang Jiao shrugged indifferently, not only was she worried, but she was also proud of her bad idea: "It's better this way, it's better to make them desperate, and then decide to have a second child." ”

Gao Jun scratched his head with a wry smile and said, "Eldest sister, this is your family's business, after all, you know your parents, maybe they are both strong people in their hearts, you can call the shots."

But if you encounter other things in the future, you should have fewer ideas and take charge of it. ”

"You treat me as a thug?" Zhang Jiao said unhappily, she hates others to question her IQ the most, and she has been said to have developed limbs and a simple mind since she was a child, which is the biggest insult to her, and she was going to be furious, but when she looked at Gao Jun, she suddenly changed her face again, and said: "It's okay to be a thug, but I only fight the supernatural, and when I meet you in the future, I will call me, you are responsible for containment, and I am responsible for doing it." 、

Seeing my sisters, I just had a heroic posture, first a set of dragon snatchers, followed by Tai Chi transformation, Qiankun rotation, the last move of the angry dragon ascending to heaven plus Pingsha Luoyan, so powerful people are shattered, in the end, no one can stop my hands to support the sun and the moon, a pair of iron fists to fight all over the world invincible, laughing at the first person in the martial arts, hating the sky without a hand, hating the earth without rings, the invincible overlord Zhang Xiaojiao's crit...... Hey, don't go, don't you know how to be polite, you haven't finished what people are saying!"