Chapter 230: Grocery shopping
Wu Fan ran closer to take a look, only to find that a big lobster general with a crimson body was majestically holding Tang Doudou's tender little hand with its big claw.
"Ah, Wu Da's bodyguard, take a look, Doudou is caught by a big lobster!"
"Hmm. Wu Fan nodded, and saw Tang Doudou's little girl's mouth deflated, and tears rolled in her eyes.
"It hurts!" Tang Doudou saw Wu Fan, tears slipped down all of a sudden, and his little hands didn't dare to move even if the lobster was clamped.
"Stupid girl, it's just a big lobster, don't move. Wu Fan fixed the lobster's clamp with his hand, and then twisted the lobster's arm with his other hand.
"This thing will only get tighter and tighter if you let it clamp it, you see, it's all caught purple, dented into a pit, and broken, it hurts, right?" Wu Fan took her little hand, used her thumb to ** the place where it was clamped for a while, and said: "Little girl, you wait here, I'll find a band-aid for you!"
"Hmm. Tang Doudou nodded, threw the arm into the box containing the lobster, and said, "Broken lobster, bad lobster, why do you want to clamp me!"
"If you want to eat it, who will you clip?" Qin Xue said with a grin.
"Xue Xue, you're still laughing, didn't you just ask someone to catch lobsters?"
"Hee-hee, yes, but you said you weren't afraid, I didn't say I'm not afraid of lobsters, right?"
"Hmph, it dares to clamp me, let's take it tonight!"
"Hehe, I think it's better to say goodbye, although it caught you, but didn't you see it, Wu Da's bodyguard is so nervous about you, he heard the scream running from so far away, and he was still holding your little hand** so seriously, I'm afraid you will hurt!"
"Xue Xue!" Tang Doudou's face turned red instantly, she only felt pain just now, and she hadn't noticed a series of movements of Wu Da's bodyguard, now that she thinks about it, it's really the same as Xue Xue said.
"Hee-hee, Doudou, look, Wu Da's bodyguard went to find you a band-aid, it's so caring. ”
"Hmph, Xuexue, don't talk nonsense, if you are clipped, it is estimated that Wu Da's bodyguard will be even more anxious, you didn't see him looking at your ...... at school just now"
"Found it, Doudou, paste it quickly, and tear it off when you get home to eliminate the poison, it should be fine." At this time, Wu Fan came over and interrupted their conversation.
"Well, I'll do it myself. Tang Doudou's face was slightly red, for fear that Wu Fan would paste it on her in front of Qin Xue, Wu Fan handed her the band-aid, and then looked into their shopping cart, which had already bought chicken wings, two crucian carp, and chicken feet.
"Yes, I've bought so many things in just one moment. Wu Fan said, "Do you want this lobster?"
"No, who let it clip me!" Tang Doudou said with a pout.
Wu Fan shook his head, not knowing what kind of logic she had, as if they were eating lobsters or giving lobsters face. But there are enough things, so it's better not to buy them.
"Let's buy some greens, it should be about the same, right?"
"Well, anyway, we've already bought all the dishes we want to eat, and we'll see what you want to buy later. ”
"By the way, snow beans, crucian carp for soup, chicken wings for Coke chicken wings, what about chicken feet, how do you want to eat them?"
"We can eat whatever you want, and I'll buy it anyway. ”
"Okay, I'll buy some greens and marinades, and eat braised chicken feet!"
"Mmmm, you go buy it, Xuexue and I will go to the queue to check out. Tang Doudou was in a very good mood, took the initiative to put Wu Fan's shopping basket into the shopping cart, and pushed the shopping cart to the cashier with Qin Xue's girl.
Wu Fan turned around to the side selling green vegetables again, bought a bitter gourd and a little leafy vegetables, and then found the marinade, took a package and walked to the cash register.
This supermarket is not small, almost including customers from several surrounding communities, so there are usually a lot of people who come to shop, especially at this point in time, there are more people shopping, so there are long queues at the cash register.
Wu Fan looked everywhere and saw the two girls who were the most conspicuous in the crowd, Qin Xue and Tang Doudou. Their age and size make it difficult to ignore them in the crowd, and the queue they are in is indeed the longest.
Wu Fan took a look and found that almost all of them in the queue were uncles who picked their feet, of course, the guys standing behind Qin Xue and Tang Doudou were not uncles, but their images were also extremely obscene, they stood very close, and they were a little too tight.
Qin Xue seemed to be very uncomfortable with this distance, and when she looked back, the lewd guy was still smiling at her, but her body didn't move.
Qin Xue frowned and said, "Can you stand far away, keep your distance?"
"Beauty, I'm queuing up now, there are too many people to help, and I didn't mean to. The guy shook his head, visibly refusing.
Qin Xue looked at the queues next to him, the distance between people was not so close, and said, "What about the queue, everyone else is standing so open, why are you standing so close?"
"Don't I like to stand closer, beauty, if you don't think it's appropriate, then you can stand behind me, and make sure it's okay." ”
"Hehe, yes, if you don't want to, just stand behind us, everyone is even happier!" The few behind the lewd guy also laughed, looking ill-willed.
"Grandma didn't stand behind, what, do you want to take advantage?" Tang Doudou was no better than Qin Xue, pulling her in front of her, her body was in the way, staring at the obscene guy with her eyes.
"Yo he, this beautiful woman has a hot temper and is a hot girl, but I like it! hehe!" the guy was as obscene as ever, "but what can you do standing here, unless you don't stand in line, you have to line up like this!"
When Wu Fan saw this, he didn't bother to look at it anymore, to put it bluntly, there were a few obscene men with excessive hormone secretion!
He walked over, put the greens and marinades into the shopping cart pushed by Tang Doudou, and swept his eyes back, and the lewd men put away their expressions.
"Backwards. Wu Fan frowned, staring at the lewd man standing at the front, his mouth was a little unclean just now.
The lewd man glanced at him, probably sensing that there was an aura on him that was not easy to mess with, and took a few steps back obediently without saying a word.
Wu Fan stood in directly, Tang Doudou glanced at them, and snorted arrogantly.
The lewd men glanced at each other, and one of them may be a little unconvinced, and said, "Come first and come first, what's the matter of cutting in line halfway?"
Wu Fan glanced back at him and said, "See, that's my shopping basket, it's been lined up for a long time, it's just that no one has arrived, and even if I plug in your team, what?"
After Wu Fan finished speaking, he stared at him coldly.
The guy also glared at him, very unconvinced.
Wu Fan walked directly in front of him and said, "If you stare at me again, believe it or not, you can't find Bei with a slap?"
"You...... Why are you pumping me?"
"It's just that you owe it!" Wu Fan said, "Don't think that I didn't see what you did just now, if you want to bully people, you have to see if you have that capital?
After Wu Fan finished speaking, an arrogance and domineering spirit were naturally reflected. The guy also withered completely, and he didn't even dare to look at him, and several other people were also looking forward to him, not daring to look at him.
Wu Fan glanced at them and stood behind Qin Xue and Tang Doudou, like a guardian spirit.
The two little girls glanced at him, and there was arrogance in their eyes.
Soon, it was their turn to settle the bill, Wu Fan took out the same thing, in addition to the dishes, the two little girls also bought a lot of other things, such as beer and the like.
The payment was done by Qin Xue, Wu Fan was a coolie, everything was carried by himself, and the three of them got out of the supermarket and sat directly in the car and went to the Purple Phoenix Dragon.
Soon, the three of them arrived at home, and when they opened the door, Qin Xue and Tang Doudou were completely excited, and said, "Bodyguard Wu, hurry up and cook, we can help you." ”
"Yes, let me sit down first, anyway, it's Friday, and I'm not in a hurry to eat. ”
"What are you sitting on, I'm hungry!"
"Of course you don't have to rest, I'm the one who carries the things!"
"Cut, how much can something weigh, as if you're tired?"
Wu Fan shook his head, put some things that should be frozen into the refrigerator, then brought the dishes to the kitchen and put them away, washed his hands and sat on the sofa.
"Hmph, then you can sit down for a while, Xue Xue and I will change our clothes, and come down immediately!" Tang Doudou pulled Qin Xue upstairs, and within a few minutes, the two little girls came down, one of them wore casual clothes, and ran into the kitchen to put on the apron for herself.
Wu Fan smiled and said, "Don't say whether you two can cook, just this outfit looks like a virtuous housewife." ”
"Ah, Wu Da bodyguard, don't use words indiscriminately, who is the housewife, Xue Xue and I are still the yellow flower girls in the boudoir!"
"Haha, waiting for the word boudoir?" Wu Fan couldn't help laughing, Qin Xue's face turned red, and he pulled Tang Doudou and said, "Doudou, you won't die if you don't use the idiom?"
"What's the matter, Xue Xue, am I wrong? We are not housewives in the first place, what's the problem in the boudoir?"
Qin Xue's face turned a little redder, and she glanced at Wu Fan before she put her mouth to Tang Doudou's ear and said: "Dead girl, the meaning of the word boudoir is that a woman is an adult to be hired, that is, to stay in the boudoir and wait for Xu to marry!"
"Huh?" Tang Doudou's face turned completely red, he glared at Wu Fan, and saw that the corners of his mouth were still smiling, so he pouted and said angrily: "Bastard, you are still laughing, if you didn't say that we are housewives, would I have used the wrong words?"
"This ...... You should blame the language teacher, right?"
"Wu Da bodyguard, what do you mean by this, do you mean that this girl hasn't learned Chinese well?"
"No, it doesn't mean that at all, I just think that the Chinese teacher seems to teach physical education. ”