Chapter 205: Carry forward my pickled girl martial arts!

Xi Ming was thinking about his prototype company in his heart, and thought about it.

After the Chinese New Year, those companies will explode one after another, and their second male districts will also be announced, his eyes flashing with a desire to succeed, and he is confident that he will seize the opportunity that is rare in a thousand years.

At this time, Xi Ming's eyes flashed with essence, and he shouted in his heart, from now on, he will no longer be the cowardly and cowardly, poor woman who ignores the waste.

He will truly and completely go to the pinnacle of life, and it is possible to be on an equal footing with all the bigwigs of the Republic.

Xi Wei looked at the eldest brother really helplessly, you must know that the girl likes the sweet words of boys.

He did everything he could to help his brother just now, desperately amusing Song Danyao.

This brother is playing with his mobile phone on the side, Mom, it's not that I don't help my eldest brother, I can't do anything Wow, it's that he doesn't fight!

Xi Wei frowned and pressed his hand to his temple.

Angry.

Mother Rhino really can't stand it from a distance. Why is the eldest son so much different from the younger son, if he has the same mouth as the younger son, she is not afraid that the eldest son will not find a daughter-in-law, and she doesn't know how to give birth to such a huge difference in the personality of the son.

She has always revolved around her rhino father, the children are brought by grandparents, two old people passed away two years ago, but the two old people are very fond of their younger son, they were very pampered when they were young, at that time he squinted his eyes and smiled at everyone, very pleasing, he grew up tall and handsome, and most importantly, his mouth grew up more and more sweet and oily, very pleasing to girls.

The eldest son has been sad since he was a child, and his grandparents don't like to take him, and when he grows up, the child is more introverted, afraid of people, shy, timid, and more downtrodden when he grows up, but the two children are the meat of her heart, and the rhino mother hopes that the eldest son can now have half of the younger son.

Song Danyao was amused by Xi Wei for a while, and now she feels bored, because Xi Wei has always wanted to bring the topic to his brother, but that guy is playing with his mobile phone there by himself.

She is a beautiful girl, and she attracts the attention of boys everywhere, and her feeling of being ignored escalates from indifference at the beginning to annoyance.

I'm not a dinosaur, I have a heavenly face and a devilish body, do you want to ignore yourself so much.

Although she didn't feel for Brother Ximing, but being ignored like this, Song Danyao pouted a little unwillingly.

The more people are overlooked, the more they want to be noticed.

Song Danyao smiled and asked, "Brother Xi Ming, what are you playing, look at your serious look, just now your brother Xi Wei said that you were here, but you didn't hear it at all." ”

Xi Wei looked at Dan Yao, obviously a little self-evidently dropped his jaw, this pair of other boys' arrogant Dan Yao actually took the initiative to care about the eldest brother.

Big brother, is this a game to get away with?

But brother is not the kind of person who can play.

Xi Ming raised his head and said lightly: "Hehe, Sister Song Danyao, I'm chatting with people on the Internet." ”

You chat with those invisible people on the Internet, and they don't want to talk to me here, don't you think I'm beautiful, Brother Ximing?

"You're beautiful. Hearing this truth, Song Danyao was a little happier.

"Brother Ximing, although you don't have your brother's handsome Yanzhi, this is not the point, I think it's a bit pretending to be serious, pretending to be Sven, very sullen...... Song Danyao's words were a little heavy, and Xi Wei also felt it.

Then I heard her arrogant words: "I really don't have the slightest interest in you, but as a friend of Xi Wei, you are also my eldest brother, I hope that Brother Xi Ming had better talk more, Mu Ne's boy I tell the truth, no girl will like it, you don't have Yan Zhi, you have to be an interesting person to please girls."

Xi Ming looked at the girl in front of her who believed that she was beautiful, because she didn't drool at her, she directly sent herself to a wave of brainwashing special training how to pick up girls.

Just because I didn't speak, called me sullen......

Xi Ming smiled, and he replied in the same way: Then I thank you for your advice, but I tell you, although you are a very beautiful girl, you are really not my thing. No matter how beautiful you are, how beautiful and sexy you are, the way you roll up your pants and count your leg hair is no different from other girls. ”

The elder brother not only spoke sweetly to Song Danyao, but fought back, and he felt his stomach cramp.

Say a good nickname for sweet words to girls!

Said to introduce classmates to be sister-in-law's nickname!

Song Danyao was so angry that her face turned even pale.

The smile of the rhino mother who came over to deliver the banana also immediately froze.

"Xi Wei, I don't talk to your brother for more than half a sentence, today I am gone, and I will come back to give you wedding congratulations on the sixth day of the first lunar month!"

"Goodbye, Auntie!"

Song Danyao left angrily.

Mother Rhino was so angry that she trembled, son, why don't you talk to girls so much, you see that the little girl is so angry that her face is red and she leaves.

"Do you really want to be alone all the time, you see that your brother was inexhaustible in the girls around him when he was in high school, so you have to learn more from your brother. ”

"Xi Wei, you have to teach your eldest brother more!"

Mother Rhino is now jumping with excitement.

"Men are not bad, women are not loved, you are too honest, that woman will choose him, you know why those women are so cheap to like bad men, it is because bad men are usually very romantic...... And good men usually don't understand the amorous feelings, you look at what you just said about other people's girls, you actually said that a few people's leg hairs go up, you ...... I'm so by you. ”

Xi Wei comforted Xi's mother and said: "Mom, don't be angry, my brother hasn't opened his mind to women yet, I'll teach him well, it's all because I didn't teach my brother the skills of picking up girls before, and I played all the girls by myself, eh." ”

"Hurry up and teach your brother! If he can't find a woman again, he's going to beat a bachelor, and he's about to run for thirty!"

Looking at Mother Xi and Xi Wei's appearance, Xi Ming was speechless, and he could only sit and listen to Xi Wei's preaching, because Mother Xi was looking at him with fierce eyes.

"Brother, there are many types of sisters, like your brother and I have always been a type of unearned gain, that is, you don't have to chase girls, they are all upside down towards me, the second type, called the easy type, although you have to take the initiative to chase after the girl, but you can always easily capture the heart, the third type is called hard-working type, you must rack your brains, exhaust thirty-six strategies, there will be spoils, now brother you are the fourth type is the self-seeking type, if you want to keep like this, then you can only ask for more blessings, you can only touch a year, a few years, several years, and then suddenly there is a girl whose eyes are splashed by cow shit can take a fancy to you。 ”

"Yes, what your brother said is very right, Xi Ming, you just don't take the initiative, are you still waiting for the sky to drop you a sister Lin who sang in the Huangmei opera?"

Xi Ming smiled bitterly, is my brother upside down? Many people stick to him upside down, but there are exceptions, at least Shan Yan is not. Xi Ming didn't refute it, but he felt that he was the inverted type, once his worth and status company were exposed, the woman in this world would not stick upside down on herself, the single diamond king.

Xi's mother asked Xi Wei to continue, Xi Wei has told all the martial arts of pickling girls for many years, he is now getting married, and he is ready to hand over the previous martial arts to the eldest brother, big brother, you have to carry it forward!

"The first trick, like! Girls' favorite is praise, you don't say her name, let her take the initiative to say her name to you, you use temperament, special, good-sounding, and cordial to describe her when you decide to be much better than you stupidly ask a pretty girl, because beautiful girls are often asked for their names, she is very annoying, so you use the words that the girl is interested in to describe her, she will take the initiative to tell you her name, to remember her. ”

Xi Wei continued to disassemble those perfect pickle girl martial arts moves, "After you know the girl's name, if her name is ordinary and boring, you have to say that her name is very good...... If her name is like a boy's name, or strange, you have to say that her name is special...... If her name could only appear in it, her age would say that her name was very temperamental......

"The second trick, catch! You have to grasp the girl's character, whether she is spicy, or cold, or innocent, or gentle......

You have to grasp the girl's character, catch what she likes to listen to and put on almost ......

The third trick is bad! inadvertently touching a woman's fingers, body, and then you tell them sorry...... I'm so good or bad that I've met you...... Finally, add: "What I said is true." ”

There are a lot of brainless girls, and the logic will be very strange, and you have obviously admitted that you are very bad...... Instead, she thinks you're kind and funny.

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In the end, Xi Wei looked like his skills had been exhausted, eldest brother, my martial arts have been passed on to you, now that I am a family brother, the deeper you cultivate, the more girls will moths to the fire.

"Big brother, I'm optimistic about you, find me a sister-in-law as soon as possible. Xi Wei floated away and called his daughter-in-law.

"Baby, I miss you again, what are you doing......"