Chapter 1: Descending the Mountain

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In the hidden place of Zhongnan Mountain, in a small courtyard surrounded by thatched huts, an old man and a young man in good spirits were lying on rattan chairs, wearing sunglasses, lazily basking in the sun.

However, what is a little out of tune is that they are all wearing plain white robes.

"Old fellow, wouldn't it be a little inappropriate for you to let me take a piece of torn paper and go to someone else to marry?"

"Are you afraid they won't marry?"

"No, I'm afraid that the daughter of the Qin family is too ugly, you cheat me!"

"No matter how beautiful or ugly, the marriage must always be fulfilled. The old Taoist priest looked calm and breezy.

"Old fellow, I'm only eighteen years old this year, and you're so anxious to apprentice?"

"If nothing else, the daughter of the Qin family is also an adult, and she gave birth too early, but she got married just right. ”

"Since you are not in a hurry to have an apprentice, why don't you get married later?" You know, your apprentice and I haven't gone down the mountain to practice a few times, why don't you let me go down the mountain to practice this time, my cultivation technique hasn't even broken through the second layer!" The young man supported his body and followed the temptation, "Besides, you don't know how many years you haven't gone down the mountain, and you don't know that you can't get married if you are under the legal age now." ”

"In our vein, the rules of the master are the greatest, and you can get married when you are an adult. The old Taoist priest didn't even look at the young man's red and disappointed face, and said, "Bring your daughter-in-law back while I'm not dead." ”

"Old fellow, looking at you like this, it is estimated that it will not be a problem to live for another one or two hundred years, and I am afraid that you will not be dead when I die!" The young man was indignant, and fell on the rattan chair and did not bother to speak.

"Do you want me to die early?" the old Taoist priest smiled, "I don't have long to live, the limit is up, no matter how good my spirit is, I will die." ”

After the old Taoist priest finished speaking, the young man glanced at him and waved his hand obviously not believing. How many times has the old guy said this, he used to deceive him into cultivating to death, but this would be for a woman he had never met, it was a bit bottomless!

Neither of them spoke, and the scene soon fell silent, except for the mountain birds pecking in the yard and making tuk-tuk sounds.

"Old fellow, since you think you're dying, why don't you tell me my background, am I your illegitimate son or an apprentice picked up from the pit?"

"Want to know?" the old Taoist priest was still basking in the sun motionlessly, allowing a mountain bird that was not afraid of death to fly down on his Taoist robe, "If you want to know, go and get married." ”

"You!" the young man stood up, took off his sunglasses, and said, "Old fellow, you have won!"

"Hehe, it doesn't taste good to have a weakness in other people's hands, right?" the old Taoist priest seemed to be very happy, "I can't beat you and can't beat me, the weakness of my life experience is still pinched by me, and obedience is your only choice." You must do two things this time down the mountain, otherwise you won't be able to get the answer when you come back later. ”

"Old fellow, you are ruthless!" the young man jumped up and shoved his sunglasses into his arms, "Say, isn't it just getting married, when you have braids, I don't have the final say on whether to live with that woman or not?"

The old Taoist priest smiled: "When the time comes, I will die, and I can't see what you do, you ...... I can't be angry. ”

The young man was extremely speechless, how old is this old guy, why is he still so ruthless, it's like a piece of hob meat, he is holding a sharp knife but he doesn't know where to start, he can suffocate a person!

"This time I asked you to go down the mountain, not only for the marriage contract, but also for the experience, so the first thing is to bring my daughter-in-law back. The second thing, when you come back, you must break through the second layer of the cultivation technique, if you don't do one of the two things, you don't have to come back, and when I die, I'm afraid you won't get the answer again. ”

"Old guy, are you threatening me? I will admit it as soon as I pinch my nose if I get married or not, but is the second layer of the physical cultivation technique so easy to break through? When the time comes, you can't live for seventy, eighty, or ninety years, even if I break through, who will come back and ask for the answer? I'm afraid you will have a second birth when the time comes!"

"So, after going down the mountain, you can't be obsessed with the lights under the mountain, you must cultivate wholeheartedly, I can't live in eighty or ninety years, and I'm afraid three or five years is not a problem, when you come back on time, you will naturally know what you want to know." ”

"Three or five years, old fellow, you're not old and confused, are you?" the young man's face turned red and he was emotional, "I have lived for eighteen years, and I have only broken through the first layer of physical cultivation, and you want me to break through the second layer in three or five years, do you want to tell me the answer? I won't do it!" The young man strode into the thatched hut angrily, and casually brought the grass door with him, but after all, it was a grass gate, and he couldn't make much noise, so his momentum was naturally not so strong.

The old Taoist priest smiled and lay on the rattan chair indifferently. As Wu Fan's master, he was raised from childhood to adulthood, would he not know what kind of urine sex that guy has?

In terms of being unreasonable, he has a fight with himself, an old guy who has lived for one hundred and eighty years, don't look at how angry he is now, it is all performed in order to win more favorable conditions for himself. If he really wanted to quit doing it, I am afraid that he would not run into the house in a huff and look out secretly, but lie on the rattan chair and bask in the sun lightly!

So the old Taoist priest was not in a hurry at all and lay on the rattan chair, watching those mountain birds peck. Sure enough, it didn't take long for the young man to come out of the thatched hut and lie next to him like a nobody, "Old fellow, this time I admit it, but I'm going down the mountain with a mission, can't you allocate some money to me? Dress like this to marry a relative, it's strange that others don't treat me as a flower child, don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes!"

"Then what do you want to dress like?" The old Taoist priest knew that the young man had to grind the stone if his buttocks were not itchy, and he wanted to rub some benefits.

"Not to mention that the suit is straight, at least it has to be formal, just this robe, not to mention that it has been washed hundreds of times, and there are a few holes, some of which can't get out, right?"

"Why, you don't like this robe?"

"Old fellow, don't button your hat, I didn't say I disliked this robe, but I'm the one who wants to wear it out, and I have the right to ask for something more formal. Wu Fan knew what the old guy was thinking, so he said it in front as soon as possible, otherwise he would be deducted from the hat of a deceitful teacher and forget his ancestors, and he would not get any benefit, and he would have to be scolded by the old guy!

"You are now representing my line to fulfill the promise, there is nothing more formal than wearing this, when you get to the Qin family, they will also treat you as a guest, you don't have to worry about losing face. The old Taoist priest smiled, "If there is nothing else to do, let's go, while the time is still early." ”

Wu Fan was extremely speechless, this old guy really got to the point where oil and salt didn't advance!

"Old fellow, why don't you send me off? I don't know when I'll be back, so you don't have the slightest reluctance?"

"Reluctantly, don't be reluctant, go, don't let me be disappointed and come back, when the time comes, Master will personally pick you up at the foot of the mountain." ”

"I'll go, old fellow, you're too fake, aren't you?" Wu Fan pushed open the courtyard door, "Do you know when I'll be back, you're going to pick me up?"

"Lift the bag. The old Taoist priest smiled, not caring about Wu Fan's dissatisfaction at all.

"Old fellow, you won't stop if you don't lose my face......" Wu Fan looked at the burlap bag in the courtyard, and felt a sense of pain, he could fully imagine the scene of a young man wearing a Taoist robe with a few holes in the Taoist robe, carrying a burlap bag and swaggering through the market...... How dazzling that must be!

However, even if Wu Fan was reluctant, the burlap bag still had to be mentioned, after all, it was filled with the old guy's collection over the years, and it was said to be a gift to the Qin family. Wu Fan glanced at it, all of them were precious famous medicinal materials, and if he took out any of them, I am afraid they were all things that he might not be able to get even if he was rich...... Needless to say, the old guy is serious this time.

Wu Fan carried the sack and deliberately touched his chest to make sure that he didn't forget to take the sunglasses, otherwise what would he do to cover his shame when he swaggered through the market!

Wu Fan pushed open the courtyard gate and walked to the foot of the mountain, the old Taoist priest lay on the rattan chair, waited for the time to be almost up, and then the whole person disappeared quickly, and then suddenly appeared in the mountain, jumping, and soon stood on the top of the highest peak.

The old Taoist priest carried his hands behind his back, his Taoist robe blew on the top of the peak, his eyes looked at the direction of Wu Fan's descent from the mountain, and sighed: "Boy, it's not that I am willing to let you leave, but I have to let you go, the ancient cultivation inheritance is too thin in this world, if you want to bear this heavy responsibility, you must roll in the red dust and raise the cultivation to a sufficient height, otherwise the ancient cultivation may not be passed down for a few generations." ”

The old Taoist priest is very helpless, why not Wu Fan?

He carried a burlap bag, and as soon as he walked to the foot of the mountain, he was stared at for a long time by several tourists. However, this is at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain, and I heard that there are many hidden masters in the mountains, so his body is not too unacceptable.

However, a few big men blocked him and had to take a group photo, which was a little speechless.

"Sorry, in a hurry. Wu Fan directly refused, he is not a monkey in the mountains, why should he use these people as props?

Wu Fan passed directly through these people, but before he could go far, two young girls rushed over, "Master, master, let's finally come to Zhongnan Mountain and take a photo?"

"Yes, master, your style is too handsome, but can you put down the sack first, I promise that you won't lose it......"

The two girls rushed over and pulled Wu Fan's arm, one of them stood with him and gestured with various movements, and the other stood in front of him and kept filming, completely familiar. The girl next to him still tilted her head towards him, and her body was close to him, and the two were very close to each other, but she didn't realize it.

"I'm just wearing a robe, and I'm not a monk, is it really appropriate for you to do this?" Wu Fan glanced at the girl.

"Haha, master, you're so interesting, you don't look like a cultivator at all, but it's okay, we know you're a good person. The two girls didn't mind at all, and grinned widely.

A few men not far away saw this scene, their eyes looked back and forth on the two women's bodies, these two girls knew at a glance that they were college students who had not yet graduated, and they probably came out to play in a team, but the figure was exquisite, it was simply good, and the girl who was holding the arm of the little Taoist priest was even more beautiful.

"Damn, this little Taoist priest Yanfu is really not shallow, but fortunately he refused our request just now, otherwise there would really be no reason for this!" Several men exchanged glances with each other, and walked towards Wu Fan and them.

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