Chapter 334: Cheating Artifact
Hong Tianbao had just walked away, but Yang Yangming was holding his injured buttocks and limped over, Li Qiang and Zhang Xu couldn't help laughing when they saw him like this.
"Laugh and smile, you are still laughing, if it weren't for you, would I have been able to fall like this?" Yang Yangming couldn't help but say angrily when he saw the two of them gloating.
"What you said is not right, and it wasn't us who fell, what do you have to do with us, I'm not happy to let us carry this pot. Li Qiang said as he slapped Yang Yangming's injured place fiercely.
"Okay, now that you say that, it's not that I'm afraid that you two will be bullied by others in the ring, so I temporarily used my father's power to report a name.
As a result, you two didn't help me in the ring, and now you dare to laugh at me? You don't treat that little fat man's brother as a brother anymore, do you? Yang Yangming pouted and said.
"We're being bullied? What you're saying is really funny, it's clear that we're protecting you, okay, you see I don't know who scratched my hand, a few blood marks. ”
As Li Qiang spoke, he raised his right hand, and several bright red marks appeared on Li Qiang's hand.
Zhang Xu hurriedly came over to play the round, "Yang Yangming, you misunderstood this, you didn't see me and Li Qiang on stage, how did you want to protect you, but that group of people first broke their skin and grabbed the two of us tightly, we want to save you, we can only watch you being thrown below." ”
At this time, Li Longhai also came over, and looked at the three of them jokingly, and couldn't help laughing, "Anyway, Ah Ming is also very kind, anyway, it's time for dinner now, why don't I invite you to a big meal?"
"It's still Uncle Li who treats me well, these two white-eyed wolves are really angry with me. Yang Yangming immediately changed his face and looked at Li Longhai with a flattering expression.
Zhang Xu and Li Qiang couldn't help but snicker beside him when they looked at his dog-legged appearance. "Let's go, in that case, then take my car, and I'll take you out. Li Longhai stopped Yang Yangming and walked forward.
Zhang Xu and Li Qiang couldn't care less at this time, and hurriedly followed behind, after all, after a day of tossing, the two of them were also hungry, and they urgently needed to supplement their nutrition.
As soon as Hong Jinlong returned home, he was wandering around in the living room, unable to stop for a moment, like ants on a hot pot, Hong Jinhu looked at the appearance of the red golden dragon walking around, couldn't help but feel a little dizzy, and rubbed his eyes uncomfortably.
"Didn't I say your eldest brother, can't you stop for a while? Hong Jinhu complained, and hurriedly drank a cup of tea, wanting to wake up.
"Do you think I can't be in a hurry? Tomorrow is the literary exam, you look at the cultural level of our family Tianbao, how can he not pass this level. Hong Jinlong's anxious eyebrows were about to wrinkle together, and he said helplessly to Hong Jinhu.
Although participating in the competition to recruit relatives is something that Hong Tianbao is willing to do, it is also a good thing for Hong Jinlongyan, after all, being able to win over the Shang family as his own family is also of great help to the Golden Dragon Gang.
"Big brother, even if you go around in circles here, Tianbao's cultural level can be improved immediately? You might as well sit down and stop for a while, let's find a way together, it's better than you messing around here." ”
Hong Jinhu said as he pressed Hong Jinlong on the sofa to relieve his visual fatigue, and this is Hong Tianbao eating a chicken leg and walked over from the kitchen.
"Dad, second uncle, when are we going to have dinner? After a day of tossing, I'm almost exhausted. Hong Tianbao said as he gnawed the meat on the entire chicken thigh, and then threw the chicken bones on the ground.
Hong Jinlong looked at him like this, and instantly felt a little hated that iron could not become steel, "You said that you know how to eat and eat every day, and you will have to take the essay test tomorrow, what do you say you should do?"
I don't know a single big word, and I write a name crookedly, I'm really angry. ”
As soon as Hong Tianbao heard that Hong Jinlong counted him, he instantly ran to Hong Jinhu's side, and coquettishly said to Hong Jinhu, "Second uncle, look, Dad, he is counting me here again, isn't he himself also illiterate in big characters? Why do you say me." ”
When Hong Jinlong heard these words, the anger in his heart was even more unbeatable, but now it's okay, everything is to blame on his head, obviously this kid, he didn't learn and didn't know how to do it since he was a child, and he slept as soon as he read, so he got it like this.
Hong Jinhu hurriedly stood up and played a round game, after all, if he continued to argue, his ears would collapse, "Now is not the time to hold anyone responsible, the important thing is to find a way, after tomorrow's literary exam, everyone should calmly think about it." ”
At this time, Hong Quan suddenly walked over with a dog's leg, and said to Hong Jinlong and Hong Jinhu with a flattering face, "The big gang leader, the second gang leader, I have an idea here, I don't know whether to say it or not." ”
"If you have something to say, let it go quickly, don't bother me here. Hong Jinlong looked at him like this, and the anger in his heart was even greater.
"Since you have an idea, let's say it quickly, now it's all burning eyebrows, how can there be so much attention. Hong Jinhu also hurriedly said.
"The big master, the second master, that's the case, when I was a child, I didn't study well, and I was worried about the exam, but my parents forced me to get a good score.
There was no way, so the classmate next to me told me a good idea, get all the knowledge into a small book, and take that small book with me during the exam.
In this way, my grades really went up, and later we found out that there was a more wonderful way to cheat, ...... more wonderful way. Hong Quan said with great interest, telling all the cheats of these years.
Before Hong Quan could finish speaking, Hong Jinlong flew over with a pillow and smashed straight on Hong Quan's head, "His grandmother's, doesn't what you said mean you didn't say? Do you know what he did in this test? You still cheat? You don't even know what to copy when you cheat?"
"Big brother, you dissipate your anger first. In fact, what he said also makes sense, in the case of our family Tianbao, it is too late to force him to study now, it is better to study in the direction that Hongquan said. ”
Hong Jinhu seemed to suddenly remember something, and said, "I remember that there seems to be a cheating expert on the Internet, who specializes in teaching others to cheat, so why don't we invite him over to discuss countermeasures." ”
"If you don't say this method earlier, then why don't you hurry up and invite people over, and entertain them with delicious food and drink. As soon as Hong Jinlong heard Hong almost say this, he instantly became excited again, and then instructed Hong Quan, "And you, don't be stunned, hurry up and prepare the wine and food." ”
After a while, two people like charlatans sat in the living room of the Hong family, eating dinner with Hong Jinlong and them, and the two of them spoke an authentic dialect and kept explaining.
"I don't know how many years this young master has been in school, what his education is? In this way, I can tailor a cheating tool for the young master, so that I can be at the scene of the martial arts competition tomorrow, and I can be like a fish in water. ”
Hong Jinlong and Hong Jinhu didn't know how to describe Hong Tianbao's academic qualifications at this time, after all, they couldn't directly say that he hadn't even graduated from elementary school, and he had been squatting for three years in the first grade, which inevitably hurt his self-esteem too much.
But Hong Tianbao gnawed on the pig's trotters like no one, and after a while, the plate in front of him became empty.
The two of them looked at Hong Tianbao's sluggish expression and knew that when they asked him how many years he had been in school, they simply looked down on him, and it was estimated that he hadn't gone to school for a day.
The two of them nodded, "Two gang leaders, I probably already know, it seems that with the young master's education, we can only take out our ultimate weapon." ”
Hong Jinlong and Hong Jinhu looked at the two of them with a look of surprise, looking forward to what exactly was the ultimate weapon they were talking about?
The two of them fumbled in their pockets for a long time, and finally found a square thing similar to a mobile phone, "This is the ultimate treasure in our cheating world."
Even if you are illiterate, we can make you the title of the gold list! Let you no longer worry about the exam, no longer worry about the results!"
The two of them held the cheating artifact in both hands and held it in front of Hong Jinlong and Hong Jinhu, Hong Jinlong and Hong Jinhu's eyes were about to twitch, and the two of them looked at the cheating artifact with a look of anticipation.
"This small cheat can be carried around, in pockets, shoes, sleeves and everywhere, as long as you quietly take it out during the exam, put it on the question, and swipe it lightly, the answer can appear at any time...... Tried and tried, convenient and affordable, this ...... You deserve it. ”
The two of them said incomprehensibly, holding this cheating artifact, looking very proud.
This is looking at this cheating artifact directly with Hong Jinlong, and wanted to reach out to get it, but it was taken back by the two people, like an ancestral treasure.
This is unbearable with Hong Jinlong, if there is this cheating artifact, tomorrow's competition will not be a problem for Hong Tianbao, so he couldn't help but ask the two of them, "Then where can I buy this cheating artifact?"
The two of them looked at each other and smiled, showing a very treacherous expression, and said to Hong Jinlong, "You can ask the right person about this, you can't buy this cheating artifact, you can't buy it, you can't be fooled."
As long as you are ninety-nine-eight, ninety-ninety-eight you can take home, and now there is a nine-percent discount on the snap-up purchase, obey the on-site teaching, so that you can easily deal with it, and the exam is no longer tense. ”
Hong Jinlong and Hong Jinhu glanced at each other, and then asked Hong Quan to take a large pile of cash, and these two people were willing to hand over the cheating artifact to Hong Jinlong at this time.
After he had eaten and drunk enough, the two of them happily walked out with a large pile of banknotes, and did not forget to borrow a Ferrari from Hong Jinlong before leaving, saying that if he went back now, he would not be able to take a taxi.
Hong Jinlong is also generous, and directly gave this Ferrari to two people, and claimed that if this cheating artifact is used well, he will personally thank the two of them next time.
At this time, Hong Jinhu was a little suspicious next to him, and he couldn't help but say to Hong Jinlong, "Big brother, why do I always think these two people are like liars? You still stupidly gave her a Ferrari, how can his cheating artifact be worth as much as our car." ”
As soon as Hong Jinlong heard Hong Jinhu say that he was stupid, he was instantly unhappy, "What do you know, this is called foresight, if our Tianbao can obtain the granddaughter of the merchant and form a family with the merchant, let alone a Ferrari at that time, even if it is a few such big villas, it will not be a problem." ”
Hong Jinhu saw that Hong Jinlong was so resolute, and he didn't have much to say, at least he had a basis for tomorrow's exam, so that the two of them didn't have to panic. ”
After the two of them returned to the room, Hong Tianbao was still eating there with relish, and a big pig's head on the table had been almost gnawed by it, and the bones were almost piled up into a small mountain.
"You said you, the two of us are here to give you a lot of urgency, and you are still like a nobody, this is going to anger me. When Hong Jinlong saw it, Hong Tianbao looked unangry, and his heart was angry.
"Dad, didn't I say you, didn't you have a cheating artifact? What are you anxious about, the person who wants to marry a daughter-in-law is me and not you, I'm not in a hurry, what are you panicking here, really!" Hong Tianbao continued to bow his head and gnaw on the pig's head after speaking.