Chapter 207: End Credits Easter Egg
Mr. Gao was very cooperative to complete the photo shooting, work permit, ID card, salary card, let how to take how to take a photo, if not satisfied, take off your clothes.
Fang Yuan walked out again, probably passing the photo, and it didn't take long for her to come back happily and say, "Congratulations to you, Mr. Gao, my brother's company over there has agreed to take out a loan of 100,000 yuan without collateral, this is the first time in the world." ”
"Thank you so much. Gao Jun said with a smile.
"Teacher Gao, don't be polite, this has nothing to do with me, I'm just matchmaking, it's still a matter between you. Fang Yuan said, anxious to clear up her relationship, after all, she would have to work almost on the front line in the future.
This is her usual routine, before at Teacher Han Jingjing's house, I once heard her dumping her boyfriend at the door, and deliberately said: "I will return everything you gave me to you!"
This sentence says it all.
Her routine is to deliberately get close to the boys, just like before, take the boys shopping, the routines are exhausted, and the boys in the quilt stupidly buy her a lot of expensive women's supplies.
Students have a few dollars in their hands, which is just living expenses and pocket money, how can they afford this kind of expense. ,
And Fang Yuan is very experienced, very good at playing ambiguous, when you have no money, she will deliberately create an illusion that if you go out to eat, drink, buy and buy again, she will go to open a house with you.
At this time, the boy is bound to be fooled, and he has to chase this goddess-level beauty by borrowing money.
When the time comes, Fang Yuan will quietly recommend you a financial company, no mortgage, low interest rate, no liquidated damages, etc., good benefits, fast loan company.
Once an agreement is reached, Fang Yuan will have various reasons and excuses to break up with the boy, the last time I heard was that the boy attended a student council party and drank too much and had an affair with a certain girl.
But Gao Jun knew that Fang Yuan was the president of the school's girls' rights association, and she was extremely well-connected among girls, so if she deliberately designed a full set of beauty schemes, it should be easy.
In short, if a woman wants to dump a man, some are rhetorical, such as you enter the house with your left foot first, you have the smell of her perfume on your body, and you have long hair on your shirt.
I have to say that this loan shark group is very thorough, and there is a front-line public relations lady like Fang Yuan to guide fat sheep consumption, from a legal point of view, this can be said to be a kind of fraud, the target is those college boys who are not deeply involved in the world, they suffer losses and fall for it, and even think of Fang Yuan's goodness, only blame themselves for not cherishing it.
Because of this, Gao Jun will participate in it in his busy schedule, and he must defeat this mad loan shark group.
And what he has to do now is to wait for someone to send money, which feels so cool, people sit at home, and money comes from the sky, I'm afraid it's everyone's dream.
Hao Shuang is his mother Sang, and it's not yet night, so there are a lot of things to explain, and he didn't show up for half a day.
And the efficiency of this financial company was very fast, and it didn't take long for two men to appear, one with a document, the other with a leather bag, it seemed that he was collecting electricity bills, one was responsible for reading meters, and the other was responsible for collecting money and change.
After they entered the door, they also played a small scene, and the leader looked at the man Fang Yuan and said: "You are Lao Zhang's cousin, damn, there is no mortgage and you actually put 100,000 yuan, for the first time, go back and tell your cousin, we have given him a lot of face!"
Fang Yuan hurriedly said excitedly: "Yes, yes, thank you two big brothers, we are really in need of money." ”
"Yes, there is an emergency, you are really a charcoal in the snow. Gao Jun also immediately said: "Come two big brothers, sit down for a break and a glass of thin wine, thank you for your generosity." ”
Fang Yuan looked at Gao Jun from the side, and laughed secretly in his heart, this Teacher Gao was still fierce just now, and at this time, he was so servile and charming, it seemed that he was a master who borrowed wine to spread the wind, bullying the weak and fearing the hard, so it would be easier to deal with.
The two men were expressionless, isolated and strong, and one of them still had a scorpion tattoo on his neck, indicating that he was a Jianghu person.
They didn't sit down, let alone drink, they just took out the document and said: "Your name is Gao Jun, I'm telling you, we're taking a great risk, usually we don't lend money at all for these photos, today fortunately you know Lao Zhang's cousin, and quickly signed the contract." ”
"Okay!" Gao Jun was also very happy, he didn't read the contract, it seemed to be introduced by an acquaintance, he was trustworthy, he took advantage of it, signed his name on the contract, pressed his fingerprint, and took out the original document for them to see, this is done.
Another man took out ten stacks of money, Gao Jun seemed to be excited as if he had become rich overnight, picked it up and looked at it, and suddenly said in surprise: "No, why does this pile seem to be thinner than others?"
"It's ninety-five thousand. The man said.
"Isn't it 100,000?" Gao Jun said in surprise.
The man immediately widened his eyes, looked at him fiercely and sneered: "Don't we have any errand fees for sending money to the door? In such a big company, so many people are busy with your affairs, and there is no handling fee? Let me tell you, we are a legal financial company, otherwise you will have to bear it." ”
"Yes, yes, I see, then five thousand will be when I invite you to tea. Gao Jun said immediately.
The two men sneered all over their faces, and Fang Yuan also pouted with contempt.
After signing the pledge, the two men warned: "Remember to repay the loan on time every month, we will do things happily, you don't ink, I won't say anything superfluous, we had better keep our promises, so as not to get into trouble." ”
"Yes, yes, make sure to repay on time. Gao Jun repeatedly promised.
The two men came and went like the wind, and they just left, and before leaving, they glanced at Fang Yuan, and they were caught by Gao Jun, but he immediately lowered his head and pretended not to see it.
After they left, Gao Jun looked at the money on the table and said, "Oh, I am really a little reluctant to have so much money." ”
Fang Yuan sneered, unconcealing the contempt in her heart, everyone she saw was like this, all of them were goods that were opened by the eyes of money, not to mention that Gao Jun had to take it out to help others pay off their debts, at this time, the real gold and white eyes were in front of him, and he would definitely be moved.
Looking at Gao Jun again, the previous particularity has disappeared, and he is just an ordinary person.
And that's what Gao Jun wants.
He took out the phone number of the KTV boss given by the waiter before, looked very distressed, and dialed the number as if he was fat with a swollen face.
This is a common problem for men, and face is more important than everything.
The phone was quickly connected, and the other party was a man with a deep and magnetic voice: "Who?"
"I'm Hao Shuang's man!" Gao Jun said domineeringly, he should be confident when he pays off his debts.
I just heard the other party immediately scold: "You just know if you are happy, do you need to call me and talk to me?"
Burst......
Fang Yuan next to him just took a sip of Victory Wine, and it all squirted out.
Gao Jun also looked embarrassed, and said heavily: "I am Miss Hao Shuang's boyfriend!"
"Rub, Hao Shuang's boyfriend can be pulled by bus in the city, who are you, let's not make trouble?" said the boss, of course, his tone was much softer, I was afraid that it was a certain distinguished customer in the store.
It's unclear!
Gao Jun immediately scolded angrily: "Wipe your mother, I will have a splendid private room in your store, give you ten minutes to appear in front of me, otherwise the store will smash you!"
"Oh, I'll rub it, who are you so awesome, the person who dares to smash my store hasn't been born yet, you wait, I'll be there soon!" The other party was really furious, and hung up the phone after speaking.
Crazy, this man is absolutely crazy, and he's the kind of drunkard who thinks he's invincible when he drinks a little wine!
Fang Yuan stood up decisively and said, "Teacher Gao, I suddenly remembered that I had something to do in the afternoon, so I will go first." ”
Gao Jun looked at her, and immediately showed a reluctant expression, and just as he was about to speak, Fang Yuan had already walked quickly to the door and said, "Goodbye!"
After speaking, Fang Yuan seemed to leave as quickly as he could avoid the disaster, Gao Jun pretended to shout twice to stay, but she didn't look back.
"Hmph, today you are gone, and tomorrow you will be nowhere to be found. Gao Jun sneered.
Gao Jun sat on the sofa, drinking cold beer alone, eating fresh fruits, and looking at the swimsuit beauties on the big screen, life was really comfortable.
In addition to comfort, it is also full of countless accidents and variables, which you cannot control, but if you have enough experience, guts, courage and wisdom, you will use these accidents and variables to turn them into opportunities in your favor.
Just like Gao Jun, he originally planned to spend money hard today, pay bills everywhere, and even fool Fang Yuan to open a house, pretending to be stupid and endure her routines and lies one after another.
In fact, she brought Gao Jun to KTV, which was a luxury private room and a dancer, obviously luring him to consume, and maybe he would go directly to some high-end club or beauty salon at night.
Gao Jun hated this kind of coping with the scene, and happened to meet an old friend he hadn't seen for many years, Hao Shuang, who had fallen into the dust, he grasped this accidental variable, and according to Hao Shuang's real experience, the play ended early.
It's just that Fang Yuan's play is over, and there are easter eggs at the end of the film.
Bang Dang!
The door was slammed open, and a man in his thirties, with seven or eight men in black, rushed in fiercely, and the man pointed at Gao Jun and said, "What the hell are you going to smash my shop?"
"Okay!" Gao Jun readily agreed, then picked up a stack of banknotes on the table and smashed it at the TV.
The man was just about to scold the street and make a move, when he suddenly saw that it was actually a red ticket thrown out, and he was stunned.
I saw Gao Jun pick up the money one by one, and smashed it out one by one, and one of the stacks was smashed apart, and the red banknotes with the charming smile of the great man were sprinkled like snowflakes, and everyone was dumbfounded.
Especially the man, who was dumbfounded, and a ticket fell on top of his head, it is estimated that at this time he was thinking: "If everyone uses this way to smash the store, it will be really more and better, and this method can also be used for land acquisition and demolition, and there will definitely be no more contradictions!"