Chapter 303: A Serious Nonsense!
"Zang Fengling, your injuries are healed?"
Chu Xun looked at him with frowns.
Zang Fengling almost ran away, this person really can't open any pot. Also, he's talking to Yan Wushuang, who cares about you?
He pretended not to hear it and ignored Chu Xun's words.
Chu Xun was not embarrassed, and said to the others around Zang Fengling: "You people are really, Zang Gongzi is injured, and you still let him go out in the heavy snow, it's really disloyal." In case he is seriously injured and dies in the middle of the road, I see how you will explain when you go back?"
Belch!
Zang Fengling's subordinates looked confused, this mouth is too poisonous.
"Don't bother Your Excellency, my wounds are healed. Zang Fengling gritted his teeth and said.
Chu Xun was surprised, and said: "Zang Gongzi's body is really strong like a deflated calf, no wonder he has to take two women with him wherever he goes." ”
One sentence almost didn't hurt Zang Fengling's internal injuries, that is like a calf, is there any culture? Also, those two are his maids, and they should be served, is there any problem?
He swore that he really had to ignore Chu Xun, otherwise he might really be angry to death.
"Brother Yan, let's go together, what do you think?" Zang Fengling spoke again.
Yan Wushuang was very reluctant in his heart, Zang Fengling asked to go along, but he definitely didn't have any good intentions. He subconsciously looked at Chu Xun.
"It doesn't matter, Zang Gongzi has this leisure to accompany us on a tour of the mountains and rivers, I really can't ask for it. Chu Xundao.
"Since Brother Zang asked to go along, let's go together. Yan Wushuang said.
Zang Fengling infinitely despised Yan Wushuang in his heart, you are the young master of the Yan family, a master of the same name as me, and you need to ask for the opinion of a hillbilly to do things, it is really embarrassing.
Two teams of people with different minds converge and begin a magical journey.
Zang Fengling didn't feel magical, but angry.
After walking for about a stick of incense, a wild boar suddenly burst out, as big as a locomotive, with fangs and hair like steel needles.
The wild boar probably didn't expect to face so many people when he rushed out, so he was startled and turned around and ran.
As a result, Chu Xun chased after him and smashed his head with one palm. This wild boar is estimated to have just become an emperor, attracted by the ancient ruins, and wanted to be proud of the beasts, but died before he could get out of the army.
The four emperors of the Yan family had already tasted the sweetness, and knew that they had a good mouth again, so they took the initiative to chop firewood and light a fire, remove the four legs of the wild boar, remove hair, thin skin, and clean, everything was carried out in an orderly manner.
Zila!
The golden wild boar meat is constantly dripping with oil, and the aroma of the meat quickly spreads, which is appetizing.
Zang Fengling and the group were stunned for a moment, how could they be so skilled? If they didn't know them, they really thought they were here to barbecue.
Chu Xun and his party sat on the ground, and the four stone pillar-like wild boar legs were irregularly divided into seven parts, and the smallest ones were more than ten kilograms.
This time, even the purple-haired woman didn't make a decision and began to join the ranks of foodies.
Watching the seven people eat happily, Zang Fengling was hungry.
"Zang Gongzi, don't be idle. With such a big wild boar, we are not finished. Chu Xun said vaguely.
But their group is all human emperors and has a respected status, who has done this?
A group of people stared.
"Such a beautiful day, I want to recite a poem. Chu Xun smacked his lips and said highly: "Ah...... This mountain is picturesque, and suddenly a group of pigs rushed in, slapped one to death and roasted and eaten, ah...... People are eating, dogs are watching, and the greedy are rolling their eyes...... Ah......h
"Shut up!" the purple-haired woman couldn't stand it anymore, it was so ugly that her ears were devastated.
"What are you shouting? Shixing has been disturbed by you. Chu Xun was dissatisfied, he looked at Yan Wushuang and said, "Brother Yan, what do you think of my poem?"
The shoulders of the four Yan family six-rank emperors next to him shook their shoulders, this is also called poetry? However, scolding Zang Fengling in the metaphor is very enjoyable.
The corners of Yan Wushuang's mouth twitched, this is also called poetry? He smiled: "Brother Liu is high-quality, good poetry, good poetry." ”
"To be polite, I'm just a little bit stronger than Li Bai and Du Fu. Chu Xundao.
Zang Fengling's group of people had crooked noses, and scolded them for being pigs or dogs. I dare to say with a shy face that I am better than Li Bai Du Fu, and people have more charm than your poems when they fart.
"Zang Gongzi, what do you think of my poem?" Chu Xun turned his head to look at Zang Fengling and said, "Is it that I exude the aura of a great writer at this time?"
Zang Fengling really wanted to spit on his face, it was shameless. He snorted coldly and ordered a few men to go and cut the meat from the boar.
Several members of the Zang family hurriedly began to deal with it and prepared a barbecue. After a long time, the meat was finally sandwiched on the fire and roasted.
"I'm full. Chu Xun stood up and stretched.
Yan Wushuang and the others also stood up one after another.
"Zang Gongzi, you enjoy it slowly, we have eaten, first stroll around and eliminate food. Chu Xun said with a smile.
Zang Fengling's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and their meat was roasted on the fire. Also, you are a group of human emperors, do you need to consume food?
After Chu Xun finished speaking, he walked towards the valley in a leisurely manner.
"Brother Zang, let's go first, you enjoy it slowly, the taste of this wild boar meat is really good. ”
Looking at Chu Xun and the others who were gradually moving away, Zang Fengling was so angry that he kicked the wild boar that was about to be set on fire a hundred meters away.
"Young master, what should we do?"
"Following them, Yan Wushuang knows more about ancient ruins than I do. ”
A group of people hung behind Chu Xun and the others.
Along the way, there were Beast Emperors who were killed, and there were human corpses in the wilderness.
It is estimated that the forces in front of you are embarrassed enough.
"Brother Yan, I am full of poetry today, and I want to recite a poem again. Chu Xundao.
"Brother Liu, I beg you, spare our ears. Don't blame me for speaking badly, you don't have the talent for it. I'm afraid you'll bring in the she-wolf. Listening to Chu Xun and a poem, Yan Wushuang's scalp exploded.
Chu Xun was very depressed and squinted at him, "Do you know how to appreciate it?" Also, I noticed that your mouth is quite damaged. ”
"I'm just telling the truth. Yan Wushuang said, "If you don't believe it, ask them, you really lack cells in this area." ”
The other four human emperors nodded honestly, and they didn't want their ears to be destroyed.
", it's too shocking, I'm in our Nagada, but I'm a well-known talent. They all said that I can write to calm the world, Wu can go to the horse to determine the world, go to bed to know my daughter-in-law, and get out of bed to know shoes. ”
Yan Wushuang laughed, "This is really not good." You're alone in Nagada, aren't you?"
Chu Xun was about to fight, Yan Wushuang hurriedly jumped to the side, "Yan Wushuang, I found that you are wilted and wilted." ”
"Each other, each other!" Yan Wushuang said.
The two kept bickering, but the friendship was invisibly closer.
In fact, Yan Wushuang really wanted to make Chu Xun a friend and tried to cooperate with him. And Chu Xun, who is now Liu Tianhe, must maintain the image of a cheap mouth.
"There's someone up ahead. The purple-haired woman rarely spoke, reminding everyone every time.
Chu Xun joked and said: "It seems that everyone has learned to be smart, and they don't want to be fools on the road." ”
"Didn't we also be fools?" Yan Wushuang said about killing the snow ape in front and snatching the strange fruit.
"That's you, if I hadn't stopped you, you big fool would have been doomed. Good thing I'm smart. Chu Xun squeezed him.
"......" Yan Wushuang was speechless.
"Friends in front, are you planning to sneak attack us?" Chu Xun shouted at the top of his voice.
Yan Wushuang was speechless again, did he pull hatred for himself like this?
More than a dozen figures flashed out from behind the boulder, and they were people from the Purple Clothes Building. These people don't know what kind of kung fu they practice, their faces are pale, but their lips are purple, and they look very weird.
"Young Master Yan. The first person spoke, but the aura emanating from his body was no worse than Yan Wushuang.
Also, how can you do it without some strength in the competition for creation?
"Purple Clothes Building. Yan Wushuang said.
"Yan Gongzi came here first, why did he fall behind?" He also understood that it was not long ago, but the price of trying to understand it was a bit big, and he paid the lives of several of his masters.
Yan Wushuang's face turned cold, and he said, "It's a little strange for my friend to ask this, have you been sending people to keep an eye on me?"
"Yan Gongzi laughed, but my subordinates accidentally saw Yan Gongzi going out in the snow, and he happened to be on the way with us, so he was just curious. The other party said calmly.
"So that's the case?" Yan Wushuang looked at them and said, "You guys are also here to travel?"
"Travel?" The other party was a little confused.
"Yes, I heard that the scenery here is picturesque and pleasant, so we came to the barbecue tour, to have a trip to relax, integrate into nature, and cultivate sentiment. ”
The four emperors of the Yan family were dumbfounded. It's over, the young master of his own family was damaged by this Liu Tianhe, a serious nonsense.
The people in the purple clothes building were even more confused, and then anger appeared on their faces.
"Yan Gongzi is there to amuse us?" The purple-clothed man led by him looked gloomy.
"How come?" Yan Wushuang waved his hand and said, "We are followed by Zang Fengling of the Zang family, you can ask him, we met him before, and we also invited him to eat roast wild boar." ”
Zang Fengling turned out to be behind, the purple-clothed man led by him had a flickering eye, and then hugged his fists and said: "In this case, we won't disturb Yan Gongzi's Yaxing, you please first, the scenery in front is more pleasant." ”
When this person's words fell, he found that Chu Xun beside Yan Wushuang was staring at him deadly, and his eyes seemed to be looking at some strange creature.
He checked his shirt and found nothing wrong.
"Is there anything wrong with this friend?" he couldn't help but speak.
Chu Xun took two steps forward, stared at him stunned, and suddenly said after half a sound: "Where did you buy your lip gloss?"
Belch!
The man in purple was stunned.
Not to mention the people in the Purple Clothes Building, even Yan Wushuang and the others were stunned for a moment.
I have to say, this thing really has great potential to die.
The purple-clothed man at the head felt that Chu Xun was teasing him, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that they were not damn lip gloss at all.
"What's wrong?" Chu Xun didn't realize that he had asked the wrong thing, and said, "How much is this lip gloss?" I want to buy one for my junior sister. ”
Ziyilou's eyes were about to burst into flames, and the purple-haired woman was grinding her teeth.
"But seriously, this purple lip gloss is not for you, big men wear lip gloss, it's ugly enough. ”