Chapter 196: Clichés

I was stunned, to say that the first two ads are still related to each other, and they are both tricky things to settle for people, but this third one is a bit outrageous. Could it be that Mr. Zhao has opened a nationwide chain of chicken shops, and there are branches in hundreds of cities, counties, and districts? Isn't this nonsense? Therefore, just by looking at this advertisement, one can determine that it is fake, and people with a little common sense will not be fooled.

Continue to browse down, and click on another one: "Yunnan ancestors have passed down the secret recipe of resurrection, which can be reborn after death and live for at least another five years." 30,000 within 2 hours of death, 50,000 within 6 hours, 80,000 within 10 hours, 120,000 within 24 hours, and no more than three days. Remember: the shorter the time, the higher the recovery rate, regardless of the disease, all effective! The corpse must be intact, can not be decapitated and lacks internal organs, can not be deteriorated and rotted, please refrigerate in time in summer. Efficiency first, reputation first. Contact: Zhou Sheng, 24-hour hotline: 137XXXXXXXX. ”

Seeing this, I couldn't help laughing, Luo Li hurriedly ran over, and after seeing it, she also bent over with laughter, hugging my neck and laughing. After laughing, I analyzed with her, and only now can I be sure that this Mr. Zhao is a liar, if the first two are still possible, the third is already more nonsense, and the fourth is needless to mention, it is completely untrue.

"Can anyone believe this?" asked Luo Li. I shook my head, completely unable to understand this deception, it would be strange if anyone could be fooled.

At that time, I really couldn't understand that a few years later, a relative passed away, and when I recalled this incident back then, I suddenly felt that if the advertisement was real, how good it would be, and what tens of thousands of dollars were. At that time, I was in a state of extreme grief, full of hope that God would have a miracle. I'm still relatively psychologically strong, and I will have this kind of thought, if it is the kind of person who is more likely to trust others or more emotional, it is really inevitable to believe it. It's like when a person is drowning, his hand will grasp the straw when he touches it.

Continuing to look through the rest of the advertising pages, there are more than a dozen versions in total, and there are quite a few in addition to the four just now. Out of curiosity, I copied it all and copied it all into a document.

"Cover all documents across the country, you can check them online, pay for the goods first, and you can't use them for illegal purposes, Wu Sheng"

"The leaders of all provinces, cities, counties and districts across the country, the heads of the central government and all popular film and television singers and celebrities, the mobile phone address book, fidelity, 100% can be connected, please do not harass at will, Zheng Sheng"

"We are looking for several male and female public relations and business private escorts, with a monthly salary ranging from 20,000 to 100,000 yuan, depending on the ability, the company does not charge any commission, formal recruitment, special services do not disturb, Wang Sheng"

"Debt-bonded jewelry, antique calligraphy and paintings, famous watches are transferred at a low price, each person is limited to two pieces, don't be greedy, Feng Sheng"

"Major online game props and rare legendary equipment, which are three percent lower than the market price, can only be used for personal use, not traded for profit, Chen Sheng"

"Sell the mobile phone number of the major operators in the country, anyone's number can be copied to you, and you can synchronously receive each other's call and SMS records, the other party has no knowledge, absolute confidentiality, do not use it to spy on other people's privacy, be a law-abiding citizen, Chu Sheng"

"Thai mages exorcise evil spirits and descend their heads, which can make anyone sick or even die, or have a good impression of you, regardless of the same sex, do not use it to vent personal anger or force others, Wei Sheng"

"Poker mahjong pai gow dice skills, every time you play, you must win, no special tools, never lose, the same everywhere. Do not use it for gambling, Jiang Sheng."

When I saw the last one, I couldn't help but laugh again. This Mr. Zhao is almost proficient in all eighteen kinds of martial arts, and he can do everything from heaven to earth, and he can even contact the evil descending from Thailand. The most ridiculous thing is that there are warnings such as "Do not use it for breaking the law" at the back of each advertisement, which is extremely humorous.

After laughing for a long time, I suddenly thought, these advertisements are typical scammer information, and normal people will not believe it, but why does Mr. Zhao use so many fake surnames to publish a large number of various advertisements? Luo Li looked at the content of these advertisements I copied, and suddenly asked: "Could it be that your customer was cheated by someone and deliberately posted his mobile phone number, so that people could harass him all day long?"

After being reminded by Luo Li, I think it is still possible. Anyway, being idle is idle, and in order to verify our guesses, I asked Luo Li to use her mobile phone number to choose an ad at random, call her to consult, and turn on the speakerphone. She watched it for a long time, and finally picked the "Male and Female Public Relations" person to call over, and deliberately called the other party Mr. Wang according to the way it was written in the advertisement.

"Hey, are you Mr. Wang?" asked Luo Li.

The other party replied: "It's me, what do you need?" Speaking Mandarin with a thick Fujian accent, his voice seemed to be younger than Huang Chengcheng, about his early forties.

Luo Li said: "I saw an advertisement from you on the website, saying that it was recruiting female public relations and escorts?"

"Yes, are you going to apply?"

"It's me and I'm me, can I really make two to one hundred thousand a month like you said?"

"I should be from the Northeast when I listen to the accent, how old are you, how do you look, how tall and how much do you weigh, how is your body?"

"I'm from Tieling, twenty-six years old this year, I look okay, I'm one meter six or eight tall, and I weigh one hundred and twenty-five pounds. I'm in good shape, my breasts and ass are quite big, and many people say I'm sexy. Hearing Luo Li say this, I couldn't help but want to laugh, she reached out to hit me on the head, but I dodged her.

"Then you are very good, you can apply, if it is really as good as you say, there is no problem with seventy or eighty thousand yuan a month. ”

"Oh yes, that's great, I'm just short of money right now. So how do I get to work?"

"This brokerage company has business in major cities across the country, and you only need to pay a referral fee of 500 yuan to work. The customers are basically rich people, from all walks of life, two-way selection, until satisfaction. ”

"Do you still charge money?" The webpage says that the company doesn't charge any fees?"

"If you look closely, you don't charge any commission. At that time, all the wages you earn will be your own, and the company will not participate in the sharing, understand?"

"Understood, what do the female public relations and private escorts do?"

"Haven't you done it before?"

"Nope. ”

"It's very simple, it's to accompany customers to relax, relieve boredom, chat, eat, drink and have fun. ”

"Is there such a good thing? You still have money to play every day? You didn't lie to me, did you?"

"It's said that the customers are all rich people, they like beautiful women, and you can play with them if you are willing to play with them. ”

"You won't take advantage of me, will you?"

"Hugging, hugging, kissing and touching must be wanted, can't you accept it?"

"This ...... If you have tens of thousands of dollars a month, no problem. ”

"That's okay, send money, it's limited right now. ”

"Do you want to sleep with a client?"