Chapter Ninety-Three: The Theory of Urine
I looked back and laughed, "No, I just said I couldn't tell you in advance!
Su Wu looked a little aggrieved: "But, people really hurt!"
I said: "It's okay now, it's hurt, it's hurting, you can squeeze the blood in it yourself, rest for a night, and tomorrow will be a good man again!"
Su Wu replied: "I'm not a hero!"
I said, "You're a good girl, okay." ”
I took the pot of boiling soup and set it aside to cool. After thinking about it, he still took a piece of cloth, sprinkled some medicinal soup on it, and took it to wrap Su Wu's feet.
"Wrap it while it's hot, it's good for your feet. ”
"Well, help people to the end, you come and wrap me!"
It was also my duty to wrap her meticulously.
"Lele, are you okay with your own feet?" Su Wu asked with a half-squinted eye, enjoying my help.
I said: "What can happen to my feet, the sword mountain and the sea of fire broke out, and I don't have to blink my eyelids in this little battle today." I don't run more than this in a day. ”
Su Wu smiled: "It's quite braggadocio to look at you, but I can't help but believe it, it's really contradictory." ”
I poured the medicinal soup into Su Wu's special bamboo bowl, blew it on her, and then handed it to her: "Come, freshly baked foot-wrapping soup, drink more." ”
Su Wu looked at me very resentfully: "You ...... Isn't the name too ugly to obtain?"
I smiled: "Don't worry, although the name is ugly, it must be clean, much cleaner than the charcoal soup that day." ”
Su Wu complained: "You still mentioned that thing, I drank it twice, and then I lost my appetite for several days." ”
I said, "You have a loss of appetite? I roasted the lobster, and you didn't have enough to eat? I think you've been eating fat for the past few days." ”
As soon as Su Wu heard me say that she was greedy, she smirked to herself in embarrassment.
After dinner, the original night duty arrangement was as usual, I thought Su Wu would be very tired, and I wanted her to sleep first. She said that she could stand it, these days the schedule is regular, I am early and late, I don't want to change and adjust at will, so as not to mess up the biological clock.
At night, when I was sleeping soundly in a daze, I was gently woken up by Su Wu, I rolled my eyelids and said, "It's time? ”
Su Wu shushed me and said with a shocked face: "No, Lele." I found out what was going on. ”
As soon as I heard this, my spirit suddenly perked up, and I lost my sleepiness in an instant: "What's the situation?" and then sat up.
Su Wu turned his back to me, pointed forward, and said, "I ...... just now It seems to have seen two clouds of green light, right in that place!"
I said, "Green light?"
Su Wu nodded: "That's right, it's green light, like a ghost, floating around, it's quite scary." Do you think it's going to be some kind of filth?"
I said, "Don't talk nonsense, it must be some kind of animal, the eyes of animals also shine." I picked up a torch from the ground and said, "You stay here, I'll go and see." ”
Su Wu was a little reluctant: "Can I go with you, I'm a little afraid." ”
I comforted, "It's okay, I'll just go and have a look, I'll be back soon, and I won't go far, you can see me." ”
Su Wu compromised at this time.
I walked over with a torch and looked around, but I didn't find anything.
I walked around the camp again, and still didn't find anything.
There shouldn't be anything, maybe Su Wu is dazzled, she is too tired today and a little lacking in energy, which is normal. Even if there is, I guess it's some kind of nocturnal animal, but it's not weird, scare yourself.
I went back to the camp and told Su Wu not to worry.
At this time, I also happened to pee, so I simply went around the whole camp and peed around.
Su Wu was very surprised, and her face turned red: "What are you doing here, Lele, why are you so uncivilized?"
I explained, "I'm enclosing my territory, telling other animals that this place is mine, and they are not allowed to come near it, otherwise they will violate my majesty and will be attacked by me." ”
Su Wu sneered: "Just use urine?
I said, "You think I'm joking? It makes sense, you've seen the animal world, those predators, they all pee to occupy their territory. Because the other party will also identify the smell of urine to determine whether this piece of party is occupied. Generally, if there is territory occupied by others, they will not be violated again, this is the survival rule of nature. ”
Su Wu smiled: "I've only seen dogs pee everywhere, especially male dogs. So there's still such a saying?"
I said, "Have you learned something?" Young people, you have to be diligent and inquisitive. I think back then, when I went out into the jungle alone and no one was on duty at night, what should I do? Just under the trees, or around the camp, I would have urinated for a lap first, so that it would be much safer. ”
Su Wu said: "It's useless to learn, I can't stand and pee like you." ”
I said, "Yes, I forgot, you women can't learn it." Your woman's urine cannot be used to drive away other wild animals. ”
Su Wu was unconvinced: "Is there a difference?
I proudly explained: "Because our men's urine contains male hormones, which is called **keto, you also know that in this biological world, males represent strength and aggression, represent danger, and other animals, as soon as they smell men, they know that they are aggressive males, so they naturally retreat and dare not commit easily." You women can't do it, the estrogen contained in the urine, other animals smell it, not only don't run, but want to get closer, and then fork you. ”
Su Wu twisted me: "Nonsense, can't a female come up and give you a male fork!"
I said, "It's not like I'm talking nonsense, of course I can't fork you, and animals don't know how to appreciate beautiful women." It's just that you can't scare them, they may come up and eat you and take over your territory. ”
After chatting with Su Wu for a while, I diverted her attention and relaxed her mood, and then I said, "Okay, you go to sleep." ”
Su Wu looked at his watch and said, "It's only eleven o'clock now, you go to sleep for another two hours, and I'll call you when it's time." ”
I said, "You're really not sleepy?"
Su Wu yawned loudly: "I'm sleepy, but you're more sleepy than me, you're not iron, don't let you sleep enough, how can you protect me." ”
I gave a thumbs up: "Insightful! Then I'll sleep for a while, and remember to call me when it's time!"