Meow!

The rabbit looked at the briquettes that had been drunk to the ground in front of him, and said in his heart, "What should I do next?"

The red envelope came out of the rabbit's swollen long hair and said, "Of course I ran away!"

After the rabbit let the briquette come down to play, he bribed the briquette with catnip and asked him to use the space door at home to put red envelopes and come out to play.

After the red envelope also came, the two cats kept giving the catnip that they had secretly brought out to the briquettes until the other party sucked it and fainted on the ground.

The whole plan was simple but smooth, but when the rabbit could really leave, he looked at the endless darkness in front of him and suddenly became scared again.

"We're going to be okay if we go out like this, right? I've heard that it's dangerous to be full of supercats and apostles out there right now. ”

"What are you afraid of? Come with me, I still have a hidden deposit outside, and more than 100,000 yuan, I will take care of you, ensure that you have food and drink, and your life is a hundred times better than here." The red envelope continued to flicker with lightning, and secretly said in his heart: "My strength is still a little worse, this guy is not small, and he can discharge electricity, so he happens to be a good bodyguard." ”

In the dark, the red envelope hides on the back of the rabbit, and the rabbit shows the way down to a sewer in the red envelope.

The red envelope knocked on the stone wall of the sewer, and two green lights lit up in the darkness: "Who?"

The red envelope climbed out of the rabbit's back, stood in front of the rabbit and said, "It's me, I want a flight." ”

The voice in the darkness said: "Hehe, Red Boy, weren't you captured by Elvis Presley? ”

Red envelope: "Don't talk nonsense, you can't do business anymore." ”

"Yes, of course. But now that the price has risen, you two cats, give 50,000 in China. If you fly abroad, it's 100,000. ”

The red envelope said angrily: "Fifty thousand?

In the darkness, a green light lit up, and it seemed that countless fierce cats were looking at the red envelope and the rabbit with ill will, and the red envelope's breath was suffocated, and he immediately roared: "Do you want to use force? Don't you look at who my boss is? This is a rabbit raccoon, does the rabbit know it? The king of the grassland, the lord of the Gobi, can bite off a five-inch steel pipe with one bite, have you seen a five-inch steel pipe?"

"Hehehehehe. The voice in the darkness said, "Haven't you seen the animal world? And look at this guy's cowardice, he escaped from the zoo, right?"

When the red envelope looked back, he saw that the rabbit was trembling and his body was beginning to lose hair. He immediately scolded in his heart: "Don't tremble, is it okay to be fierce? Try to be as fierce as possible, your mouth is wide open, your teeth are exposed, just think that you are Zhao Yao, otherwise we will be finished today." ”

When the rabbit heard this, he tried his best to hold back the trembling, and then opened his mouth, revealing his tiger teeth, holding back a hideous expression.

The red envelope turned his head to the darkness and continued: "What era is it, the species is not important, the important thing is to look at the ability, my eldest brother's ability is thunder, up to 100 million volts, and the steel is melted for you." I'm telling you, big brother, he just let it out, and he started to go crazy and even electrified himself. ”

As he spoke, the red envelope patted the rabbit on the shoulder and pretended to say, "Big brother, don't get angry, don't get angry, if you electrocute these cats, the police will chase you." ”

Then the red envelope pointed to the shadow of the cat in the darkness and said, "I tell you, quickly arrange a flight for us, otherwise my eldest brother will start a fire, and the cats here will die." ”

The green eyes in the darkness narrowed, as if judging whether the red envelope was true or false, and replied after a while: "20,000 yuan, no less, this is our cost price." ”

"Deal. The red envelope said: "Do you use Alipay or WeChat? ”

"Either way. The voice said, "Where are you going?"

Red envelope: "Xiangjiang!"

Rabbit: "Wushi!"

The voice wondered, "Who are you listening to?"

The red envelope looked at the shadow in the darkness, and scolded in his heart: "Who wants to accompany you to eat grass, but at this time, the quarrel will be over." He could only endure his anger and said, "Of course listen to my boss, go to Wushi." ”

The super cat in the dark looked at the rabbit and said, "His appearance is too eye-catching, and he can't pass it if he checks it in by air." Shave him and put on some makeup. ”

The rabbit raccoon stood in a small room, and a native cat dyed five or six colors, with a red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple head, stood beside him, and said, "Your head is a little too big, I want to think of what kind of haircut for you." ”

The red envelope on the side said: "Try to make it look like a local cat, don't let people find out." ”

"Don't worry, my former shovel officer helped Jackie Chan get a haircut, and my skills are professional. The colorful cat popped out his paws as he spoke, only to see a cold light flashing on his paws, and a large tuft of hair fell off the rabbit's body, which was sharper than a sword.

Half an hour later, there was already a large patch of hair on the ground.

In front of the red envelope, the rabbit has a new look, and there is not even a single hair on the skin.

The colorful cat shouted, "How's it going, it's exactly like the Pharaoh's cat, and absolutely no one will find out that you're a rabbit!"

"My hair! not a single one is gone!" the rabbit looked in the mirror, opened its mouth and pounced on the colorful cat, and roared, "I want to eat you!"

"Don't get excited! Don't get excited!" the red envelope immediately stopped him and said, "It's good-looking, really, it's actually pretty good-looking." This is the fashion, and now cats abroad are popular like this. ”

......

A few hours later, the red envelope was left in the pet's kennel and checked in directly onto the plane. After entering the cargo hold of the plane, he finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally left the demon Zhao Yao, and finally left the fool of Lightning." Fortunately, I secretly changed my destination. Hmph, when I get to Xiangjiang, with my ability, I won't just make hundreds of millions of ...... casually."

At this moment, a voice appeared in the ears of the red envelope: "The red envelope, the red envelope is me, do you see it?"

Hong Envelope's brows furrowed, and he looked to the side outside the flight box, and immediately saw the rabbit lightning that was also staying in the flight box.

Lightning said happily: "You are too careless, the place is wrong, obviously it is Wushi, how did you get to Xiangjiang? Fortunately, I helped you change it, otherwise we would have separated." ”

Red envelope: "?"

Lightning continued: "You still have a wide road, you can still find this way, when we get there, we can drive a few more miles, we can take you to the grassland, the Gobi and the snow-capped mountains, let you see the scenery of my hometown......"

At this moment, another white cat staying in the flight box on the side said, "Are you going back to your hometown?"

Lightning said, "yes, yes, are you like that?"

The white cat replied, "I'm not, I'm on a tour." ”

"Is there any fun over there?" said another cat, "I'm following the shoveler, and any of you are familiar with it." ”

Driven by lightning, the entire warehouse suddenly became noisy, and one by one the super cats began to chat.

Red Envelope frowned and listened to Lightning's nagging along the way, closed his eyes, and secretly said in his heart: "A group of dirt buns, I will get rid of you when I get off the plane." ”

......

In Zhao Yao's house, the briquette was lying on the ground, and when his eyes glanced up slightly, he saw that in the endless darkness, a peerless demon king was looking at her with a bloody light in his eyes.

"Zhao Yao! They really don't blame me! They attacked me secretly! They bribed me with catnip! But am I that kind of cat? I refused on the spot, and as a result, they stuffed my mouth with catnip, and I desperately wanted to spit it out, but they blocked my mouth with their paws, stuffed me with catnip in my stomach, and directly pistoned me! I really tried my best!"