187. It is best to be a fine woman

The difficulty of using fake marriage as a means of counter-intrigue, beyond the scope of Tie Hanhan's ability, he still has no clear concept of the proportions of his actions, and asked: "That... Then Ah Lan and I are... Is it a fake couple..."

"Young man, throw away your baggage and let go of your hands and feet!"

Chu Lingxi's female hooligan habit is hard to change: "You just keep an eye on it and save your life, and it doesn't hurt to fake the rest of the things, anyway, you are a big man, just take advantage and don't suffer losses." ”

Demon Venerable Juntang instructed Jing Yu: "Bai Cheng will be handed over to you, teach more, mention more, don't let this Tie Hanhan have an accident." ”

On the way back to the Demon Palace, Chu Lingxi leaned on the shoulder of the Demon Venerable and said-

"I guess that Ah Lan is from the Northern Wilderness, or has lived in the Northern Wilderness for many years, and she does not have the mark of the Holly Clan's criminal slave on her body, but it cannot be easily ruled out that she is from the Holly Clan, maybe the fairy world deliberately erased the tattoo in order to help her hide her identity. ”

Demon Venerable Juntang never responded, so she had to talk to herself.

Chu Lingxi was puzzled, shook his arm and asked, "Your Excellency, are you worried about Bai Cheng's affairs?"

Demon Venerable Juntang's cold face was full of angry resentment: "There are countless important things in the court every day, big and small, and there is no need for the deity to take everything to heart. ”

As the saying goes, a woman's heart is a needle, and a man's heart is too naΓ―ve, but Mozun is not an ordinary man, and his awkward personality is different from ordinary people, Chu Lingxi really can't guess the reason why he is playing a resentful woman: "Then why are you depressed?"

"You are like a roundworm in my stomach when it comes to scheming, but you are more stupid than Parsons Brinckerhoff when it comes to love. ”

"How is it possible!" Chu Lingxi couldn't accept such a fallacy: "You can insult my personality, but you must not insult my IQ and EQ!"

Demon Venerable Jun Tang solemnly asked, "Why do you always casually hook up with men?"

Chu Lingxi was confused: "Hook shoulders and back... Do I have one?"

Demon Venerable Juntang is the representative of the math class in the world of transforming into a vinegar jar, and he is pulling his fingers and calculating-

"Just now you hit Bai Brinckerhoff for the first time, patted his shoulder three times, poked his shoulder once, and was even more excessive to Jing Yu, and wanted to put his arm on his shoulder, fortunately he dodged with the times, how do you explain the above behavior?"

The arrogant Chu Lingxi looked innocent: "It's just such a small matter, is it worth explaining?"

Demon Venerable Jun Tang was jealous and said angrily: "In your eyes, what is a big deal between men and women?"

"It's... How would I know this..."

Chu Lingxi is extremely adaptable, and he will play new tricks with the vulgar tricks of pretending to be pitiful, and secretly turn the situation around: "Before I met the Venerable, I had never been sincere to any man, and I didn't understand the way of getting along with men and women at all, if someone does something bad or wrong, you can teach me, why do you want to yell at me~"

Love is the biggest weakness of Demon Venerable Juntang, and his IQ is not much higher than that of Tie Hanhan when he is excited: "You... Are you telling the truth?"

Chu Lingxi snorted and then made a gamble, shook off his arm and said-

"I grew up in the army since I was a child, and I used to call men brothers, but there was no ambiguity, and all the gossip about me was deliberately created by the enemy with ill intentions.

As soon as she said the first sentence of her cruel words, Demon Venerable Juntang was heartbroken, and hurriedly hugged her into his arms: "Don't say such heartless stupid words, I don't doubt you, but I care about you too much." ”

The drama spirit Chu Lingxi hadn't played enough, so he broke free of his embrace and said, "Your Excellency cares, I can't afford it!"

In this way, the two persuaded and quarreled, and it took five rounds before the demon girl stopped slightly.

She once heard a wise saying from Oiran - being a fine woman is the best life.

As a woman, you must not only be good at pretending, but also often pretending, if you have something to do, you will not stop, and the man will be exhausted when dealing with you, how can there be spare time to take care of other goblins.

Practical truth is never in the great treatise of sages, but in the market of three religions and nine streams, Chu Lingxi relied on the grassroots wisdom of the ruffian to perfectly PK the two children of the Bai family and the Jing family.

Chu Lingxi finally returned to the embrace of the Demon Venerable in peace, and asked, "Your Excellency, what is the reason why you are so tolerant of Bai Cheng and Jing Yu?"

"The Bai family and the Jing family are the demon world who have made great contributions to the foundation of the demon venerable, and the heirs of the two families have the same status as the children of the royal family, and they have been practicing both civil and military arts in the palace since they were children. ”

Recalling the past, Demon Venerable Juntang smiled faintly on his lips: "I still remember Bai Cheng and Jing Yu in my childhood, one is a very naughty crybaby, the other is a playful and noisy clever ghost, often punished by Mr. for causing trouble and being lazy, Bai Yu, the son of the Bai family, is my closest companion, Bai Cheng and Jing Yu came to the imperial study to find my brother to cry and complain about grievances, I was still young at the time, lost my mother and father, had no brother and no brother, lived alone in the empty imperial city, and struggled to support the overall situation in the wind and rain, and envied the deep family affection of the Bai brothers who took care of each other. ”

His smile became fainter and weaker as the words became lighter, and he sighed for a long time, crying more and less joy in life, leaving irreparable regrets in vain-

"Later, Bai Yu died on the battlefield, and Jingyu's brother was seriously injured during the battle and could no longer walk normally, Bai Cheng and Jingyu grew up overnight, and went to the battlefield with the ambition of their brother, I understand their difficulties and sufferings better than anyone else, many times my heart is very conflicted, while reprimanding and distressing, I hope that the two can become the dragon and tiger generals as soon as possible, and also hope that the two can have a more relaxed and happy life. ”

Demon Venerable Juntang has not confided his heart to people for a long time, and when he ascends to the supreme position, he must endure the loneliness of the cold in the heights.

He fell in love in the past because Liu Ya has a unique affinity for empathy, which can soothe his pain and tolerate his vulnerability.

At this moment, the most sensational thing is needed, Chu Lingxi is not good at sour words, but she has usually heard countless scripts, and piecing them together can come in handy-

"Life is bitter, we have to live for the joy of suffering, we have to live for the sweetness of suffering, God is not a ruthless executioner, close a door at the same time, will also open a window for us, I died tragically at the hands of unscrupulous scumbags, there is still luck in the misfortune, through the resurrection of the body of the willow bud on the immortal, and the best man in the four worlds, the Demon Venerable, know each other. ”

Holding the hand of the son, looking at each other affectionately, Chu Lingxi once again performed the magic skill of tears: "The Venerable is the benefactor who saved me from the sea of suffering, I am willing to become the honey of the Venerable, so that your life can be a little sweeter and a little happier." ”

Demon Venerable Juntang's heart was completely attacked by the sugar-coated cannonball, and he kissed the red lips, lingering.

Without any accident, Chu Lingxi vomited blood again and fainted.

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