Xu Yan hesitated, he rented a two-bedroom house next to the school, but there was a room that was empty, and it was not impossible to rent it to this girl. But this girl doesn't have an ID card and is a bit chattering, Xu Yan is a little worried that she will get into trouble.

At this moment, the mobile phone in Xu Yan's pocket rang. He said sorry, took out the phone from his pocket, and heard a roar come out of the microphone: "I said Yanzi, you are too disrespectful, aren't you! Let's say that we will meet at KFC at eight o'clock and masturbate, what time is it? Where is your kid dying now?"

Hearing the voice of his classmate and friend Liu Yang, Xu Yan didn't feel it, he quickly apologized and explained, saying that he had been to KFC before, but something happened temporarily, and he came out again, and it seemed that he couldn't go to play games tonight.

The fat man on the phone roared even louder: "Ah, you can't come? This is too unusual, Yanzi, the fat man knows that you don't have a girlfriend and are empty and lonely tonight, so he deliberately took time out of his busy schedule to appreciate his face to guide your skills." You have to know, tonight, I don't know how many beautiful women crying and shouting and begging the fat man to spend a good night with them, but the fat man, my heart is as firm as steel, and the righteousness is thin and the sky is as long as the clouds, so I drove the beauties away. The fat man turned away the temptation of so many big girls who were like flowers and jade to come to accompany you, is this how you repay the fat man for his kindness to you? In doing so, are you worthy of the cultivation of the party and the people of the motherland, worthy of your father's dry stinky tofu? Are you worthy of the fat man?"

"Hey, I said fatty, right? It's you who can't find a girlfriend, tonight is Master Xu to spend a long night with you, the fat man of **. ”

"Hmph, Yanzi, stop talking nonsense! You are limited to five minutes to appear, otherwise be careful of my invincible barbecued pork grabber tomorrow!"

"Fatty, I really can't come-" Glancing at the beauty in front of him, Xu Yan took two steps away and lowered his voice: "You must know that Master Xu is now being pestered by a beautiful woman she just met, she cried and shouted that she had to go home with Master Xu, alas, the master is worried about this, it is all because the master is really handsome and chic, and being amorous always hurts the hearts of beauties......"

There was an unbridled strange laughter from the phone: "Cut, Yanzi, you just blow it, who doesn't know that you are a thousand-year-old autistic otaku, there is really a blind girl chasing you, fat man, I will walk upside down with my hands to class tomorrow!"

Being so despised by the fat man, Xu Yan also became competitive: "Cut, believe it or not-yes, are you still in KFC fat man, fat man? My sister and I are walking south at the intersection of Chunxi Road, just wait for you for three minutes, if you don't believe it, come and see it with your own eyes, it's not the beauty Master Xu, I'll take you a week's meal!"

"Okay, there are really beautiful women chasing you, fat man, I will also take care of you for a week!

When the phone hung up and put down the microphone, Xu Yan had already made up his mind: No matter what the girl's background is, it is only serious to win the fat man for a week's dinner! He said to the girl with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry, I've been waiting for a long time, but an old friend just called -- what you just said, of course, no problem! There is still an empty room in my residence, although the conditions are simple, but the bed and all kinds of things are still complete, you are welcome to come and live." ”

"In this way, I want to thank Childe for his help. But-" The girl stared at the mobile phone in Xu Yan's hand with great interest, and asked, "May I ask Childe, what is this?" Fang Caiwu heard a human voice from inside, and Childe said that this is your friend-is this the magic weapon of thousands of miles of sound transmission?"

No, you haven't even seen a cell phone? Now, even the most remote and poor farmers from the poor mountains are not like this, right?

Xu Yanhu glanced at the girl suspiciously, but there were too many strange things about this woman, and he didn't have the energy to pursue it, so he explained casually: "This is an Apple mobile phone 4S mobile phone, produced by Apple in the United States - let's talk while walking." ”

The girl probed over and looked at the phone, and praised: "Such a delicate magic weapon, can transmit human voices for thousands of miles?

"Well, it was really expensive at the time, but fortunately, I bought parallel goods, which were cheaper than licensed goods. ”

The two of them talked while walking, although neither party understood what the other was talking about, but they could actually speak in tune, which was also a strange thing. Walking on the street for a while, Xu Yan had sharp eyes and saw an acquaintance walking towards him, it was the fat man Liu Yang.

Seeing that Xu Yan didn't brag, he really walked side by side with a beautiful woman in ancient costume, the fat man was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth, he gave Xu Yan a thumbs up from afar, Xu Yan smiled secretly and made a gesture to him to eat, the fat man closed his eyes and signaled that he didn't see it.

The girl saw Xu Yan's movements: "Childe, what are you doing?"

"I saw a friend and said hello to him - it's okay, let's leave him alone, let's keep going. ”

The girl stopped, and she smiled, "Since we are a friend of Childe, and we met them on the road, how can we ignore it? That would be rude." She followed Xu Yan's gaze and looked over: "Hehe, it's the one over there...... Huh, Mr. Fatty, huh?"

Xu Yanguaner - Liu Yang is 1.6 meters tall, but he weighs 18. Fortunately, he has a round face with a lovely smile, coupled with a round body shape and a round belly, it looks like people only think he is cute but not bloated.

Seeing that he was looking at him here, Liu Yang walked over generously, Xu Yan covered his face, he was really speechless about this strange cheeky guy, he wanted to announce to the world that he didn't know this person, but Liu Yang had already walked to his side and grabbed his arm, putting on a posture of intimacy with Xu Yan.

Xu Yan rolled his eyes and looked at the sky: "This comrade, which unit are you from, do you have anything to do with us?"

Liu Yang didn't pay attention to Xu Yan at all, his face smiled like a chrysanthemum, and he grinned at the girl, revealing eight snow-white teeth: "Beauty, hello! I am Xu Yan's best buddy - Liu Yang, Xu Yan and I grew up wearing open crotch pants, we are the best!"

"Hey, brother, when I borrowed notes in the production management class yesterday, who said that I didn't know me very well and charged rent?"

The girl curtsied and said, "Mr. Liu, hello." I'm with this—"

She glanced at Xu Yan, and Xu Yan realized that although the two had a lot of dealings tonight, the two sides had not exchanged names, and he introduced himself: "My name is Xu Yan, a second-year student in the Department of Economics and Management of Shudu University. This is Liu Yang, who is also my classmate, all of whom are from the Department of Business Management, so you can just call him a fat man. Girl, you're ......."

I don't know if it's an illusion, when asked about her identity, the girl seemed to hesitate slightly. Then, she said very calmly: "Mr. Xu, Mr. Liu, fortunately." My real name is Zhu Youxiang, my teacher gave the name Xuan Yun, is a scholar of Bailu Academy of Anyang Town Department of SX Road, went to Shuchuan Road for trial, I don't know why there was an accident on the road, fortunately Mr. Xu helped to solve the difficulty. It is an honor for Xuan Yun to meet two virtuous people in Shuchuan today. ”

Hearing this long introduction, Xu Yan was already immune, but it was better, but Liu Yang was stunned, and his mouth was so big that he could stuff a whole egg. He poked Xu Yan: "I said Yanzi, does this beauty speak Chinese? Why do we know every word she says, but we can't understand it when we connect it -- can you understand it?"

Xu Yan pointed to his head and nodded twice, and glanced at him, and the fat man was stunned for a moment before he came back to his senses - it turned out that this young lady had some problems in her brain. He suddenly understood, and there was a touch of pity in his eyes when he looked at the girl, and shouted: "Oh, it turned out to be Miss Zhu from SX, fortunately, fortunately! Miss Zhu came to our Shudu for tourism, right?"

The girl was polite: "The academy has given me a task to come here to test." ”

Looking at the bustling street scene with red lights and bustling crowds on all sides, Zhu Youxiang sighed: "I thought this was a simple task, but I didn't expect to encounter an accident when I first arrived in Shuchuan. It seems that it is better to read thousands of miles of books than to walk thousands of miles, and the ancients will not deceive me! If it were not for Mr. Xu's help, I would have been homeless on the streets tonight. ”

"Ah, the beauty is homeless!? How can such a thing be? Beauty, just come with me, I know where there is a big and comfortable bed...... Oh, by the way, I'm still an innocent young man, and I haven't had a girlfriend so far......"

"Fatty, you give me death!"

After the greetings, Liu Yang asked where the two were going, although Xu Yan desperately glared at her, Zhu Youxiang still said bluntly: "When I first arrived in your place, I had nowhere to stay, and I was about to spend a night in Mr. Xu's house." ”

"Ah, the beauty wants to go to Xu Yan's house to live?" the fat man was shocked, and he said bitterly: "Yanzi, this guy, has encountered such a beautiful thing that fell from the sky!"

The fat man turned to Xu Yan, stared at him affectionately, and said in a deep voice: "Yanzi, we have made an appointment to be good friends for each other for life." My pure and immaculate body has been guarding you like jade until now, are you so ruthless and unjust, and want to abandon me ruthlessly? Yanzi, you are so ruthless, you are so cruel, you are so vexatious! Yanzi, have you forgotten the summer rain and lotus on the shore of Daming Lake back then?"

"Uh, this Mr. Liu, what the hell are you talking about?"

Xu Yan couldn't wait to slaughter this mouthy fat man with a knife, he said angrily: "Don't worry about him, this dead fat man is going crazy - Miss Zhu, let's go home, don't worry about him." ”

Ignoring Xu Yan's murderous gaze, Liu Yang said proudly: "This is really good, I also have something to go to Yanzi, let's just stop by and go together!"

So the three of them continued to move forward, Zhu Youxiang walked in front, Liu Yang and Xu Yan followed, whispering.

"Yanzi, this girl is really beautiful, but it seems to be a little weird...... Can you understand what she said? How did you get to know her?"

"I guess I understand half of it, and the rest is a guess. Anyway, when talking to her, I'm used to not being able to understand, and even guessing with Meng can guess half of it right. She claimed to be from the Ming Dynasty - fatty, to be honest, I was a little confused when I saw that she was so sure. It's good that you're here, fat man, otherwise I really can't figure out: is it her brain problem or mine brain problem?"

Liu Yang touched the double chin of the flesh, his expression was very strict, and he groaned and said: "Yanzi, judging from your story, this chick has no ID card and does not understand RMB, her words and deeds are strange, her appearance is mysterious, and her origin is very suspicious!"

According to the fat master's eyes, according to Yanzi's Taoism, I'm afraid that I can't subdue this demon girl, if you take her back to stay overnight, I'm afraid it will be more auspicious! Yanzi, I see that your Yintang is black, I'm afraid that there will be a bloody disaster tonight!"

Xu Yan clasped his hands together and made a panicked and devout worship of the Buddha: "How is this good?

"Don't worry, don't worry, fat man, I am merciful, and I am determined to purify all living beings in the world, so naturally I will not watch you be harmed by the demon girl. Don't worry, fat master, I have practiced Yuanyang Tongzi Gong since I was a child, and I have been practicing the invincible Demon Vajra for 20 years, and I have reached the realm of Dacheng, and the pure yang divine skill is complete and overflowing, which is enough to subdue a demon girl in the world!

If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Donor, you might as well just disappear and leave, this mere demon girl, you can rest assured that the fat master will clean it up, and watch the fat man's vajra subjugate her to death!"

"What pure yang righteousness is full and overflowing, it's clearly your dead fat sperm brain!"

"Don't be angry, the Buddha said: Everything is easy to discuss. As long as you give me this girl, I'll treat you for a month-uh, no, I'll take care of all the food for this semester!"

"I'll send you two words - get out!"

"That's a word, you still owe me a word!"

"Then send one more word - get away!"

The two of them bickered all the way towards the university campus. Because of the girl's ancient costume, it attracted the attention and fingers of many passers-by. The girl always maintained a calm attitude, turning a blind eye to the surprised eyes of passers-by, but Xu Yan and Liu Yang were two shimmering and shrinking, afraid of being seen by acquaintances. Fortunately, halfway through, a light rain fell from the sky, and the streets became deserted, from Chunxi Road to the campus of Shu University, they didn't meet any acquaintances along the way, and the three of them arrived at Xu Yan's residence smoothly.

When he arrived downstairs, the fat man Liu Yang was still shy and wanted to follow, but he was beaten away by Xu Yan with three punches and two feet, and he wailed all the way away: "Yanzi, you deceived my feelings and played with my flesh and abandoned me ruthlessly, you remembered ...... for the fat man."

Xu Yan is not a native of Jincheng, so he rented a small suite with one bedroom and two living rooms here. The house was rented by a senior sister in the past, and later she graduated, so she sublet the house to Xu Yan cheaply.

Because it is a room where girls have lived, the furniture and furnishings inside are very neat and warm, which is very suitable for home life. Xu Yan took the girl Zhu Youxiang, pushed open the door of his house, and said politely: "The room is a little small, the conditions are simple, you will be a little." ”