"Okay, everybody, let's be serious, and now I want everyone to have a way to celebrate my birthday with Daddy. After speaking, Mr. He immediately clicked on Li Weijia and Xie Na and said, "You talk first." ”

As soon as Teacher He asked, Xie Na immediately continued: "Ah... We got your heirloom and gave it to you later. ”

"Oh.... Xie Na's words made Teacher He smile and said, "This is the way to return cash." This is good. ”

Then asked the second group, that is, Lin Lingru and Ma Yu, looked at Teacher He, Lin Lingru was very well-behaved, and said, "We are going to sell the heirloom and then do public welfare." "It's very high, what a popular way to do public welfare, but what you say and do are different.

After hearing this, Mr. He also nodded again and again: "This is better, they use a way to give back to the society." ”

looked at Chen Qi and Wu Xing, Chen Qi immediately said: "The heirloom was given to me, that is mine, and I have already accepted the third daughter, so this is a way to compensate me." ”

After Chen Qi finished speaking, Xie Na and Li Weijia, who were familiar with Wu Xing, all laughed, and then Li Weijia came to Wu Xing's side and said, "Now let's ask for Wu Xing's psychological shadow area." ”

"Poof.... Teacher He said speechlessly: "Dare to love my third daughter, need a huge amount of condolence money to make a move?" After speaking, Teacher He immediately grabbed Wu Xing's hand and said: "Don't be discouraged, daughter, I told you that you have to work hard today, and then let him know that his choice is right." ”

Just when Wu Xing was about to nod, our Chen Qiu immediately followed behind and said aggrievedly: "I didn't choose, I was passively brushed down by the minibus and paired with the system." ”

"Haha...!" Everyone was laughed at Chen Qiu's words again, and Wu Xing shouted at Chen Qiu fiercely: "Don't say it." ”

When Li Zhengyan's group of hot minibuses had to be encouraged, Li Zhengyan had already danced once, but because the hot minibus was coquettish in front of Li Zhengyan, Li Zhengyan had no choice but to dance again with the hot minibus, but Li Zhengyan's dancing posture was really not good.

Li Zhengyan and the hot minibus dance finished the recording of this first part, and it ended.

Then there is the second genius with a beautiful woman, a five-line poem continuation game, now on the stage, the guests are sitting on the right, and on the left is two boards, Master He stood next to the board on the left, and said with a smile: "Everyone, this talent is actually very important, the old man usually loves to read, write, and write poems, so today we have prepared a poetry continuation contest, I hope you will do it." can have a good performance. ”

As soon as Mr. He finished speaking, the hot minibus looked at Li Zhengyan, and then slightly turned his body to the inclined Li Zhengyan, and Li Zhengyan immediately told Teacher He's words to the hot minibus.

Just waited for the side of the hot minibus to face Li Zhengyan, and the audience immediately let out the loudest scream, shouting that Li Zhengyan and the hot minibus were very helpless, and finally Mr. He smiled and said: "They are just talking about me, you are too sensitive." ”

In the laughter, Mr. He introduced the judges again, and the students of the Yuelu Poetry Club welcomed them and read a Tibetan poem of the Poetry Society.

After all the introductions are completed, Mr. He began to introduce the rules, and each team will send people to create poems in the form of relays, and each person can only continue to write one line, two rounds of propositions, and after the continuation is completed, the members of the Yuelu Poetry Society and Master He will vote for their favorite team, and the team with the most votes will win.

Then the first round began, because it was the first round, so Mr. He could take everyone to write a line of propositions, and Mr. He and the hot minibus wrote the first line, and Li Zhengyan because he was the partner of the hot minibus, so the three of them walked to the opposite board.

Looking at the proposition, Li Zhengyan was completely speechless, and the hot minibus jumped up and asked Li Zhengyan nervously what the proposition was, Li Zhengyan shook his head and said, "Eh... Drink plenty of water. ”

"What...?" the hot minibus thought he had misheard, what the hell was this.

It's just that Li Zhengyan didn't make a mistake and said with a smile for the second time: "Drink more water." ”

"Uhhh The two were momentarily dumbfounded.

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The first 'poem' has been completed, Master He stood on the stage and shook his head vigorously: "What about reading more books? The worse ones are even worse, and everyone wants to watch that one first. ”

"Haha... For Mr. He's words, all the guests laughed, because they all knew that Mr. He was right, and this poem writing was really not done by ordinary people.

Soon, Mr. He said that he wanted to choose a bad one, that is, a little better than the other party, because now the first and second teams, that is, Li Weijia and Lin Lingru, the four of them formed a team, and Han Shuo and Chen Qiu formed a team.

So it's a bit confrontational, Li Weijia thought that what he wrote here was a little better than Li Zhengyan's, so he nodded again and again, hoping that Mr. He would take a better one to read.

It's just that Mr. He, who surprised Li Weijia, did not choose them, but chose the poems on Li Zhengyan's side, which made Li Weijia's team completely unbelievable.

Then, Li Zhengyan's poem appeared in front of everyone's eyes, the topic: drink more book content, want to be more beautiful, drink more water, drink more water, the more beautiful it becomes, it looks like water, the moon is closed, and the flowers are all dependent on drinking water, if there is no water, go to find water, find water, drink more water.

After Mr. He finished reading, he immediately complained: "No ink." ”

"Haha... Teacher He's complaint made everyone laugh!

Then the team led by Li Weijia immediately became dissatisfied.

"This poem is too ordinary. ”

"It's just that there's no mood at all. ”

"Why did you choose this one so badly?"

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After listening to Li Weijia's dissatisfaction, Teacher He was speechless and said, "Ah... I just finished reading the BLU team's poem, and the red team was very dissatisfied, I want to ask you, do you feel that you are better than them?"

"Yes... Right... yes... yes. Teacher He's question made the red team nod again and again.

Then Xie Na immediately said: "We use five Chinese characters to form a poem, which is very connotative, if you don't believe it, I will ask the classmates of the poetry club." ”

"I think I've made a very imaginative start, I didn't think of you. Teacher He looked at the red team with an expression of hatred.

Then the poem written by the red team was revealed, the topic was to drink more water, the content was thirsty, thirsty, thirst

After reading it, Teacher He gave a three-word evaluation: "What the hell." ”

As soon as he heard Mr. He's comment, Li Weijia immediately retorted: "How can this be said like this, this is a feeling of idle clouds and wild cranes, if you are a little thirsty, you have to drink and sleep after drinking, it is very life." ”

"Well... Good... Okay, you guys wait a minute, let's let the blue team rate your poems, Chen Gongzi, I feel that you are still very inky, you can evaluate it. ”

Chen Qiu laughed and said, "Primary school education level." ”

A poisonous tongue made the red team speechless, and then Mr. He also made up the knife: "I tell you that this poem can even be written by a minibus, and a friend of Xinjiang can write it, why? There are too few words, come to the minibus, are there any words here that you don't know?"

After hearing this, the hot minibus immediately replied confidently: "No." ”

The audience laughed again, and only our RED team was speechless and wanted to defend it again!

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Chapter 402: Vicious Poems

The RED team's defense was very pale, but it only caused everyone to laugh, so Master He stopped them from continuing to talk about the second round of propositions.

This proposition is to use the most handsome Mr. He to write poems in Tibetan poems, and Mr. He does not participate in the creation of this round.

After reading this proposition, Teacher He smiled and said, "It's strange that I have to help you, it turns out that Master He is the most handsome... Hurry up and decide who to send first. ”

Soon there was a lot of discussion, and the first place of the red and blue teams quickly stood up, Ma Yu and Chen Qiu, followed by Li Weijia and Li Zhengyan.

It's just that the two of them shouted and laughed as they wrote, making the people behind them feel more and more uneasy.

Because there are a total of five lines of poetry, but the red and blue teams are four people, Chen Qiu and Xie Na each wrote two.

When the time was up, Master He immediately couldn't wait to come to the two boards, wanting to see and write his two poems, but Master He looked at the two poems, the more he looked at them, the more spicy his eyes became, the more angry he became!

Master He was very angry, looking at the audience, Master He said unhappily: "Okay, that's all for today, everyone is gone, I can't do anything on this birthday, let's really go back." ”

After saying that, Old Man He didn't know how to go, so he was about to go out, and at this time, Xie Na immediately rushed over and dragged Old Man He and said, "Dad, what are you doing, come back quickly." ”

Then Master He reluctantly walked back, and when he walked back to the two boards, Master He said loudly: "Hmph... I'm sorry not to let me go, so let's put it this way, these two poems are the first bad thing on the blue team, and even worse on the other side. ”

Master He's words made the people who wrote the poems below laugh, but this was not explained, and then Master He gave another evaluation, that is, the poems of the blue team were impolite, and the red team was vicious.

Instantly made the red and blue teams laugh, and then Master He announced that he would start with the impolite blue team.

Proposition: Master He is the most handsome, when and where to find the old, eat, hungry, and anxious, grandparents are really great, the highest and most handsome, I am the father, the handsome out of the sky, only the father.

After he finished reading, Master He himself was a little confused, squatted down in embarrassment, and the audience burst into laughter, and then Master He stood up and pointed to a sentence, grandparents are really good, and asked suspiciously: "I just want to know why there is such a rude sentence?"

After waiting for Master He to finish asking, Wu Xing, who wrote this sentence, was very panicked and said: "No, this sentence is not rude, aren't you our father? Because you are very good, grandparents are really good and gave birth to such an excellent son as you." ”

"Oh.... At this time, our Master He suddenly realized that he was important, and then smiled and said: "If that's the case, then I think this poem is okay." ”

Because of Master He's compliment, the blue team was very happy.

Then I watched the second poem, that is, the poem proposition of the red team, Master He is the most handsome, content: He is the most beautiful lover in the world, always the last home in the world, Ye Xu will marry a wife, the best heirloom for me, handsome, handsome, handsome, love, love, love.

As soon as he finished reading it, Master He asked loudly and excitedly: "Evil is not vicious, evil is not vicious, it is always the final destination of time, take a look, the students of the poetry club are all smiling." ”

"Haha... Li Weijia, who wrote this sentence with laughter, also immediately smiled and wanted to explain: "No, no, no, I don't mean anything else, I just want to talk about people, he always has to face his final problem." ”

Li Weijia's defense made Master He nod again and again: "I understand, I understand that you don't just want to remind me that I don't have many days, please tell me who wants to hear the word "home" when he celebrates his birthday, and it is the final destination." ”

After Master He finished speaking, Lin Lingru immediately said: "The third sentence was written by me, Ye Xu will marry a wife, I will help you round it out, which means that you are still very young?"

"Phew... Impolite?" Master He didn't appreciate it, but then pointed down: "It's best to give me the heirloom, this is simply terrible, first the vicious curse, and then I will ask for the treasure nakedly, why can't your red team go to heaven?" I am simply angry at this poem, okay, not to say more, we now ask the members of our poetry club to vote for the two teams. ”

First, he pulled the ticket, and he asked the hot minibus to canvass the vote first, and after pulling the ticket, he also praised Lin Yuner on the side.

And the final voting result was the blue team victory, the two teams were originally tied 5 to 5, and the last vote was in the hands of Master He, both teams flattered Master He frantically, and Xie Na shouted behind him, and wanted to protect his own father.

But it's a pity that Master He is really in the past, and he always ended up in the end, and then let the last vote go to the blue team.

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The second part is also completed, the current time is 21 o'clock, and there are two mini-games later, and after the completion of the recording, the recording is officially over, and the ten minute break to drink water and the toilet toilet is for the artist to rest, and it is also for the staff to rest.

Li Zhengyan and the hot minibus walked to the backstage, Li Zhengyan picked up a bottle of water and drank it, and then handed it directly to the hot minibus, and the hot minibus drank the bottle without thinking about it.

This scene made several people in the Happy Family silently look at it, and then Xie Na was the first to gossip and said: "Seeing the two of them drinking the water in the bottle, I said that the relationship between these two people must be a couple, and they must be together, only when they are together, they will not care about each other's saliva." ”

After speaking, Li Weijia nodded again and again: "That's right, that's right, wow... Did we analyze something terrible today, if this matter is exposed, Xia Guo must be chaotic. ”

"Messy?" Teacher He laughed and said, "Not necessarily... Don't you know that Xia Guo really wants to see Li Zhengyan have an affair with a female artist in his country?

Although Li Zhengyan doesn't love our Nanhu grandmother and uncle, but in the eyes of Jingbei people, Li Zhengyan is a treasure, he is the only producer in Asia whose song occupies the American billboard, which is a high honor, and our country is flooded with D version, so many people don't understand this value.

And the Jingbei people love this Asia's first and even the world's first, what the Jingbei people want to see the most is that Li Zhengyan becomes their Jingbei people's son-in-law, and then slowly assimilates Li Zhengyan into their own people. ”

"Oh my God, the people of Jingbei are really speechless, they want everything. Wu Xing shook his head.

But at this time, Mr. He smiled and said: "You are wrong, Jingbei people don't want everything, but everything is good, he wants everything, it's a pity, Li Zhengyan is not valued in Nanhu, and many people don't agree with him, of course, this has nothing to do with us, and you don't have to talk nonsense about his relationship with the minibus, you know?"

"Don't worry. The other three looked at Teacher He and nodded!

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Chapter 403 Li Tian's fat man's backup

"Oh my God.... ”

"Sho Shao. ”

Just when Li Zhengyan and the hot minibus were resting in the second section of "Happy Camp", Zheng Xiang finally contacted his young master Li Tian.

If you want to talk about the relationship between Zheng Xiang and Li Tian, it has to start from a very young age, because he lacked family love since he was a child, he ran away from home and accidentally fell into the ice cave, it was Zheng Xiang who rescued Li Tian, which was equivalent to saving Li Tian's life.

In addition, Li Tian was later rescued back to Zheng Xiang's family, so Li Tian always felt that Zheng Xiang's family was relatives, and Zheng Xiang was like a brother.

Therefore, Li Tian is getting better and better to Zheng Xiangzi, probably because of his position, so Li Tian cherishes Zheng Xiang's feelings very much.

And after Zheng Xiang had Li Tian's support, he slowly became a madman who did his own thing.

"How are you doing this time?"

Li Tian greeted Zheng Xiang at first, but soon Zheng Xiang was aggrieved: "Heaven help me, I'm about to be removed from Jingbei now." ”

"What...?" Li Tianyi was stunned: "What happened?"

Then Zheng Xiang told Li Zhengyan about it, anyway, he didn't say anything good about Li Zhengyan, in Zheng Xiang's words, he became a very aggrieved person, the matter has passed, and Li Zhengyan was aggressive, and now because the leader of Jingbei was bought by Li Zhengyan, he is ready to kill him in Jingbei.

Anyway, no matter how dark it is, how to frame Li Zhengyan.

After listening to Zheng Xiang's words, Li Tianna immediately became popular, although Zheng Xiang is not his own brother, but such a relationship is worth cherishing, and the brother should forget it, it is to rob the inheritance.

Besides, Zheng Xiang knew that it was him Li Tian who covered him, and now he actually didn't give himself face, and the so-called dog beating depended on the owner, what is this called.

You must know that Li Tianke is also a ruthless character, don't think that he is a little sheep sucking D wheel J playing underage except for never killing anyone, this dog has done everything, the most outrageous thing is that after playing with his so-called girlfriend, he lifted the quilt and said to his fox friend and dog friend: "It's your turn." ”

For Li Tian, he is a superior person, and the rest of the people are his playthings, very conceited, who calls himself rich, after listening to Du Fatzi's cry, Li Tian immediately said to Du Fatzi: "Don't worry, I'm in H Nan now, I'm having a feast in Haitian, and I'll fly over immediately after tomorrow, I want to see how crazy that fake stick is." ”

"Hmm... Well... The day is waiting for you. ”

After speaking, Zheng Xiang hung up the phone, with a smug expression on his face, and then said with a smile: "Little drama, you just wait to die, I will let the sky kill you, and that hot minibus... Hey, hey!"

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"Alright, everyone, now let me play our third race, the Birthday Celebration Skills Time Trial, the red and blue teams each send three people to challenge a longevity belt (a bundle of silk ribbons, draw it with all your might, and draw it in 30 seconds, and it will be a victory. Challenge two to blow a candle (blow out a balloon.) Blow out 20 candles with the air in the balloon within 30 seconds, and challenge the three throwing of the birthday egg (throw all the ping-pong balls in the box tied to your body out of the box within 30 seconds).

Each challenger has to press the timer first, and then press the timer when it is finished, while the other three have to hold hands in the click area and wait for the motor, and if it is successful, there will be no electric shock, and if it times out, then it will be shocked again. ”

After Mr. He finished talking about the rules, all the team members showed frightened expressions, because this was an electric shock, Li Zhengyan looked at the props that were lifted up, and the two large electric pillars Li Zhengyan said speechlessly: "You guys want to electrocute people, this is even more terrible than other variety shows." ”

"Hmm.... After listening to Li Zhengyan's words, Xie Na nodded again and again: "I was electrocuted and cried last time, and you don't know, not only did I cry electrocuted, I was furious and scolded a few times, and someone immediately spread it on the Internet, and then some reporters said that I played a big name, blackmailed and scolded the staff, it was too bad." ”

"It's really fake... Then you can sue him, she's spreading fake news. The hot minibus waved its little fist.

It's just that Xie Na sighed and said: "This is in Xia Kingdom, there are too many fake news, and some people say that Liu Yifei is a shemale, and that person is not only fine, but also alive and well." ”

"Huh...?" the hot minibus was speechless.

Soon the game began, the red team Li Weijia, Lin Lingru and Xie Na stood in the middle of the electric column, holding hands, while Ma Yu began to smoke silk.

"Come on, Ma Yu, you are the strongest. ”

"Come on Ma Yu. ”

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The three team members standing on the electric column kept encouraging Ma Yu, this Ma Yu was also desperate, Lun Yuan's arm finally finished pumping the silk within 30 seconds, because he was desperate, so the silk was tightly wrapped around Ma Yu's arm.

"Ahh It worked. ”

Because they were not electrocuted, the three members of the red team cheered because they had escaped.

It's just a pity that they only escaped one catastrophe, and when they blew up the balloon after the second mission, Lin Lingru was perfect and pitted his three teammates.

"Ahh "Watching the three of them scream at the electricity.

The four members of the blue team collectively showed a frightened expression, if you say anything, the most terrible punishment is undoubtedly this electricity, because the unknown is terrifying, and this is how the three people of the red team are electrified.

The hot minibus immediately looked at Li Zhengyan in fear and said pitifully: "I'm afraid." ”

Gently wrapped the hot minibus around Li Zhengyan with his hand, and comforted: "Don't worry, it shouldn't be fine, the current shouldn't be too strong, wait for us to try to win, if not, bear with it." ”

For Li Zhengyan's comfort, the little brows of the hot minibus furrowed!

The RED team only completed one of the last three tasks, and the back table tennis ball did not pass, and then the blue team was reached.

First of all, the first task of drawing the ribbon was the hot minibus, although the hot minibus worked very hard, but unfortunately, her strength was still a little smaller, so the task failed, Han Shuo shook his head speechlessly.

Then Li Zhengyan felt the electric current coming, although the feeling was not very fatal, but the feeling of numbness was really bad, so Li Zhengyan shouted 'ah' for the first time, and then threw his hand away.

"What does it feel like? Teacher He walked over with a smile and asked Li Zhengyan how he felt.

Li Zhengyan shook his head with a smile and said, "It's terrible, the next Brother Qiu must win, I don't want to be electrocuted a second time." ”

"Haha... Everyone laughed, and the hot minibus came over with a smile to apologize, but everyone laughed and said it was okay, and Chen Qiu did not disappoint everyone later, the balloon blowing Chen Qiu took 19 seconds to get it, and then shook the table tennis ballot, Wu Xing, who has always been incompetent, actually did it in 13 seconds.

The hot minibus was simply lucky, because except for her mistake, the other team members did not make a mistake, which means that the hot minibus did not have electricity once.

"Ahh "The hot minibus gave the happiest cheers!

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