Chapter 432: A Pretty Wife's Eighteenth Birthday Gift
"Yes!" this time Stubor agreed cheerfully.
The old man was so refreshing, but it made Yi Shaoyang feel a little tired, and if something is abnormal, he must be a demon! Shen Yin thought for a while, but he didn't think that he had anything that was worth thinking about Situ Bolei, so he said: "Okay, you tell me about your conditions." β
"The conditions are very simple, come to me every month in the future, and let me draw you a needle to tube blood. As he spoke, he gestured at the extra-large syringe in his hand. Hiss...... If something is abnormal, it must be a demon, Yi Shaoyang now absolutely believes that what he said is too good, this old guy is really worried about what he has on him.
It's just that I didn't expect to be worried about his blood.
Blood doesn't matter, but you can't hold a needle for big animals, elephants, and the like, right?
Isn't this a life-making?
Situ Youran stopped doing it first, and said angrily: "Dad, what do you want him to do with so much blood, did you use so much blood for your experiments?"
"Girls are outgoing!" Situ Boray sighed, shaking his head, regretting that he shouldn't have had his daughter in the first place.
glared at Situ leisurely, turned his head to look at Yi Shaoyang, and said angrily: "On this condition, do you like it or not, if you don't, I didn't ask you to let you trade with me." β
After speaking, I didn't forget to add: "Don't worry, your special system, even if you draw a needle every day, you will never hang up." β
Isn't this a curse to death?
For having such a father-in-law, Yi Shaoyang suddenly felt that he had really done something worthy of heaven and earth in his previous life.
"What kind of system do I have?" Listening to Stupolei's words, he draws the blood of the No. 1 needle every month, and it will be fine. You know, even if it's a martial arts cultivator, you wouldn't dare to bleed like this. This is called the real blood capital, every month such a needle, the martial arts cultivator can also be pumped to death.
"The Buddha said, don't say, don't say. This old madman actually recited the Buddha's name, and glanced back at Yi Shaoyang: "Although I can't tell you, I can guarantee that leisurely happiness will definitely not hurt you in any way." β
"Really?"
"Of course it's true, if you little bastard have three long and two short, won't you have to eat my dad alive?"
When Situ Meinu heard this, she stomped her foot pretending to be angry: "Dad, what are you talking nonsense." As he spoke, he shyly lowered his head.
Yi Shaoyang pursed his lips and said with a face full of disbelief: "Hmph, old man, I think you can't wait to drain me, and then clone an obedient son-in-law out, right?"
"Hey, that's a good note, isn't it!It's definitely better than you bastard boy?"
Xu Min glared at Situ Bolei, and then said solemnly to Yi Shaoyang with a smile: "Shaoyang, don't listen to his nonsense, asking you to draw blood, we are tailoring a set of martial arts for you, a set of martial arts that will be helpful to you at this stage." β
Hi Hi ......
When his mother-in-law spoke, Yi Shaoyang thought of the misunderstanding not long ago, touched the tip of his nose, and smiled awkwardly: "That, mother-in-law, what I said earlier was an unintentional mistake, you must not hold a grudge." β
"Okay, Tong Yan is unscrupulous. Xu Min smiled, and then looked playfully at the baby daughter who bowed her head and blushed silently: "I just want to hate you, then I have to dare, if I really do that, you can't hate me for the rest of your life?"
"Mom!"
Situ Meinu fought back in a low voice, and she was even more ashamed that she couldn't stay for a moment, if she hadn't cared about Yi Shaoyang, I'm afraid she would have fled here long ago.
Hi Hi ......
Yi Shaoyang's face was not as thin as Situ Youran, looking at his wife's embarrassed appearance, he hugged his waist by the waist, and then hugged Joey, not caring at all about the dumbfounded look of his father-in-law and mother-in-law in front of him, and said with a smile: "Two wives, what are you afraid of, we will have to be like this every day in the future, they were envious at that time." β
Xu Min looked at Yi Shaoyang like this, and couldn't help but roll his eyes.
This junior is really too shameless and thick-skinned.
Hum!
Situ Bolei snorted on the side: "Boy, if you don't agree, if you agree, you will make a deal now, if you don't agree, get out immediately!"
Knowing that there was no danger, how could he not agree: "Promise! Why don't you agree? Old man, can you reveal that you can still tailor martial arts? Can this martial arts still be tailored? You won't experiment with me again, right?"
"Bastard!" Situ Bolei jumped to his feet angrily: "Am I so unbearable?" Lao Tzu is also the world's top biological scientist, the person who has mastered the most profound secrets of human genes, if Lao Tzu can't even tailor martial arts, Lao Tzu has been fooled all these years!"
Yi Shaoyang looked at the old man's reaction to smoke angrily, and secretly pursed his lips, saying that the last thing these stubborn scientists want to hear is the questioning of others about them, and today is considered to be insightful, even if you question it a little, this is even more uncomfortable than killing them, right?
"Shaoyang, Dad is an expert in this area, and many sects have specially asked him to tailor martial arts for the young heroes under him. At this time, his Situ wife blushed and reminded him.
Cattle!
After Yi Shaoyang heard this, he couldn't help but admire this old man more, no wonder that Zong Ze knew Situ Bolei's identity here, and he was so respectful that he didn't even dare to let out a fart!
"Old man, you can design martial arts yourself, so why don't you design a set of martial arts for yourself?
"!" Situ Bolei rolled his eyelids, pointed at him with his pipe, and then began to spray wildly: "Why do you have to work hard to dominate the world? What good can I do to dominate the world? Am I now chic? Those guys who cultivate martial arts, tired and tired, have abstained from this and that for the rest of their lives, and the sun has soared? Even if there is one, it has been struck by lightning with a click!"
Listening to this father-in-law's explanation, Yi Shaoyang only felt that what was standing in front of him was a strange thing.
Perhaps it is precisely because of this chic personality and doing whatever he wants that Stupole has become the world's most accessible biological scientist.
He didn't want to continue to listen to the old man's wild spray, so he quickly changed the topic and asked about the thing he was most concerned about: "Old man, does your customized martial arts mean that I can choose the martial arts I want at will?"
"Hmm" Situ Bolei was lightly enεΈδΈεΏ, and after a moment of silence, he said: "Theoretically, it can be said so, but considering that if I don't have a martial arts cheat book as a reference, there may be some problems with the tailor-made martial arts, for example, while practicing, suddenly exploding and dying." β
Hiss......
Yi Shaoyang smiled and hurriedly shook his head: "Then I'll forget it, I'm young, accompanied by two beautiful wives around me, and I want to live a few more years, but I don't want to go to see Marxism-Leninism early." Then what martial arts are you going to tailor for me?"
"Suck the stars**!"
"What??," Yi Shaoyang listened to the name of Wuxue, and only felt that the bastard old man in front of him was playing with him: "Old man, you can't still hold a grudge and play tricks on me here, right?"
"Believe it or not!" Situ Boray seemed to be in a lack of interest, lost four words, and under the super-magnification microscope, studied his bloody night.
"Really, is it true, is there really such a kung fu as star sucking?" Yi Shaoyang touched his head, isn't this the fucking martial arts created by Master Jin in martial arts?
Hum!
Probably the old man was suddenly interested in talking to him again, snorted angrily, and said, "It was given to me by your bastard Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has a lot of troubles here, and I have to do this kind of thing for you kid." This star-sucking ** is a magic thing made by your bastard Lao Tzu, he made it himself, but it's a half-crippled product, so I want to study your body and improve it!"
Old man?
Hearing that this star-absorbing ** turned out to be his own old man, and he made up the exercises for himself, he first felt warm in his heart.
Then he asked, "After this improvement, there will be no problem, right? You two old bastards, what do I think, do you think you are experimenting with my little life?"
"Love or not, anyway, Lao Tzu just needs to complete the task, if you don't want to die in the hands of that outstanding disciple of the Shushan Sword Sect, you'd better cultivate hard. There are a lot of people who want you to die in the special service selection in the capital, and when the time comes, Lao Tzu will not give you a head again, and Lao Tzu can't afford to lose this person. β
Mentioning this, Yi Shaoyang thought of Zong Ze.
This time, he can be regarded as a big heel, and after returning to China, it has been smooth, and he has hardly encountered any danger.
Slowly, he seemed to get used to the feeling from being unaccustomed to it.
I even slowly forgot the sense of crisis that can only be found in the Middle East.
Zong Ze's pursuit made him suddenly realize that under the calm surface of the country, there is no need to have less murderous intentions in the Middle East.
Even, the Middle East is definitely not comparable to the rest of the country.
The danger in the Middle East is, at most, the contradiction between mercenaries and mercenaries, or the contradictions between mercenaries and countries.
In that place in the Middle East, when it comes to masters, it really can't be compared with the country.
Moreover, in general, all hatred in the Middle East is clearly on the table, and it will be done openly and openly. There are more powerful people in the country, hidden in the shadows, and they can't say when, they will suddenly release a cold arrow.
It's like Zong Ze this time.
He was really speechless, and he didn't know how much trouble his old man had caused him when he was young. Everyone is a pit father, and the father wipes his ass. His situation seems to be reversed, he was cheated by his father, and the reason for returning to China was to repay his father's favor, and then all kinds of troubles were almost caused by his father's pit.
(End of chapter)