Sitting in a small restaurant, Li Dabao, drinking soju, had a ruddy face, and it could be seen from the wine bottles full of wine next to him that he had drunk a lot. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

He looked out the window intently, it was ten years ago, when he was nine years old, and he somehow came to this world similar to the earth.

At first, he thought that he must have achieved something in this world, but gradually he realized that the survival experience of more than thirty years in his previous life was useless to him who was reborn in this world.

Suddenly came to this world, he did not feel uncomfortable at all, and like in his previous life, he was still an orphan, and he also grew up in an orphanage.

"I wonder what God brought me into this world for?" he said with a sneer on his lips, then picked up a glass of wine and drank it down.

At this moment, a mechanical voice appeared in his mind.

"Hello Dear Dabao, you are a comic, it is certain that you came to this world to follow the trend, to be funny. ”

Li Dabao shook his head: "Who are you?"

"I am suave, handsome and chic, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars with flat tires, birds live well, and the universe is invincible and the only genuine version of the end of the follow-up system.

How's it going? Do you feel a wind of shock coming?

I am the one who brought you here from Earth.

Can't wait to thank me? Do you want to see the beautiful face of this son?

No, I do good deeds without leaving a name, suave, handsome and chic, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars see flat tires, birds live well, the universe invincible follow-up system ends the only genuine version, of course, you can also call me Li Erbao.

What do you want to say to me now?" the playful mechanical voice sounded again.

"I want to smash you. Li Dabao said hatefully.

"No, it doesn't make sense? Why don't you play your cards according to the routine? It's not the same as the imaginary meeting scene.

I'm really sorry.,I know it's such a big surprise for me.,You, as a complete dick.,Can't accept it for a while.,It's inevitable to behave excessively.。

Of course, if you want to smash me, it's easy.

Are you sure you want to do that? I am the only supreme law in the universe.

I am also what Taoists call Jindan, what Westerners call Godhead, and with me, you have an immortal body.

As long as you cooperate with me, even the world is at my fingertips. ”

"No, I just want to smash you right now. Li Dabao said drunken orangutan.

"Well, you are my master, and as your servant, I can only fulfill your foolish desire.

You have countless ways to destroy me.

The first, and most partial, is to pick up the bottle next to you, yes, the biggest, thickest. ”

Li Dabao picked up the wine bottle beside him.

"Cover your head, smash it hard, smash it thirty or fifty times, and I guess your wish to smash me will be fulfilled.

There is also a left turn at the intersection and walk for 30 minutes to the pharmacy, buy a pound and a half of rat poison, go home to boil a pot of porridge, and after eating, you can also realize your wish.

Or, find a bigger truck and watch it come by, and you crash into it. If you're professional enough, needless to say, you'll definitely be able to get your brains out.

Of course, you can also choose to jump off a building and other methods, compared to me, I believe that you have more methods, such as skipping food and drinking from now on, that is, hunger strike. ”

"Hmph, you think I'm stupid, isn't this damn me? "Li Dabao.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I forgot to explain it to you. I have taken you through the barriers of the world, and I have been recuperating in your body for more than ten years, and I have fully merged with you.

Now you are me, I am you, the two of us do not distinguish between you and me, smash me, and you are finished, hahaha...... What a ridiculous thing it is. I've never met someone so stupid, hahaha...... Uh, well, I'll admit that I said that such a stupid person was also myself. ”

"If we cooperate, I believe the world will be ours.

You can follow the trend, as long as you follow the trend, you have a follow-up value, as long as you have this thing, you will draw many, many survival skills, and many, many good things, whether you want to get, unexpected, good things, I do good deeds without leaving a name, suave, handsome and chic, people love each other, flowers bloom, cars see flat tires, birds live well, the universe invincible follow-up system ends the only genuine version, of course, you can also call me Li Erbao.

The best Godhead Jindan, you deserve it. Li Erbao said.

"I want beautiful women. "Li Dabao.

"Yes. ”

"I want money. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, as long as I have me, I do good deeds without leaving a name, graceful, handsome and chic, everyone loves me, flowers bloom, cars see flat tires, birds live well, the universe invincible follow-up system ends the only genuine version, Li Erbao, from now on the fierce life does not need to be explained. Li Erbao said.

"Okay, I'll work with you. Li Dabao shouted loudly, venting his dissatisfaction for more than ten years.

The people who were eating around him were looking at him with a look of contempt, and he was a guy who didn't mix well in society, and he came here to get drunk, and he probably fell out of love again, and they all started to talk nonsense.

"Well, in that case, you can tell me again. Li Erbao said.

Li Dabao nodded drunkenly and read: "I agree to cooperate with Li Erbao, who does good deeds without leaving a name, is suave, handsome and chic, loved by everyone, sees flowers blooming, sees a flat tire when the car sees a flat tire, the bird lives well, the universe is invincible and follows the trend system to end the only genuine version, known as Saibei Xiaolangjun, Li Erbao, from now on the fierce life does not need to be explained, I live is a sin."

I want a royal sister, I want a little Lori, I want a young wife, I want to be famous, I want to be a big star, I want to be a writer, I want to be a director. Beautiful actress let me unspoken rules.

It is a sin for me to live. ”

"Actually, I forgot to tell you, I am a part of your soul, and for more than ten years, the reason why you have achieved nothing like this is also because your soul is missing. From then on, there was no more Li Erbao, only the real Li Dabao. A mechanical voice rang out.

Suddenly, Li Dabao felt that there was a lot more in his head.

From then on, Li Dabao was no longer a flawed person.

Li Dabao stood up suddenly.

His move frightened many people, is this guy going crazy with alcohol?

All the people in the restaurant looked at Li Dabao with strange eyes.

The boss's seven-year-old daughter hurriedly ran back to the back kitchen and said to the boss: "Dad, Dad, your big customer has drunk too much and is confiding in the truth after drinking." ”

Li Dabao ignored anyone, stood up, shook his head curtain, and staggered out.

As if he remembered something again, he turned around and said, "Boss, the wine money will be paid when I pay my salary." ”

"Dad, hasn't he already given the money?" said the boss's daughter.

"It's a fucking good day, and tomorrow is a fucking good day....... Li Dabao suddenly felt that there were more memories in his head.

It's like this song he sang.

Activating that follow-up system seems to have a spell.

He drank a lot of wine, and his brain was spinning slowly, and then he felt like something was ringing.

"By the way, I do good deeds without leaving a name, suave, handsome and chic, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars see flat tires, birds live well, the universe invincible follow-up system ends the only genuine, Li Dabao, from now on the fierce life does not need to be explained, I live is a sin. ”