Self-Defense Forces Central Hospital. Itami is being contained in his infectious disease ward.

Depending on the nature of the disease it dealt with, all windows of the building were sealed. In addition, the internal air pressure is always lower than that of the outside to prevent bacteria and viruses floating in the air from spreading to the outside.

Because it is such a hospital building, it is natural that the entry and exit control is very strict, especially since Itami's treatment is close to imprisonment, and the able-bodied members of the police team have been following him and implementing 24-hour surveillance.

Why these police officers are armed with weapons such as Ithaca shotguns that are not available in regular equipment, and why items such as full sets of radiation protection equipment and portable ejectors (flamethrowers) can be brought into the hospital, one cannot help but want to ask these questions out loud.

But Itami himself lives in bed and spends his days reading manga ordered from a bookstore named after the jungle forests of South America, or doujinshi obtained from other sources.

"Then who, why are you standing so bored~?" Lori sat on the round stool, her gaze sweeping over the big man beside her.

He wore a uniform with the words "Police · MP", standing upright and silent in the corner, like an ornament.

"Heck, actually, a joke was made to kill the time a little. ”

As he walked down the hallway, Itami tried to see what would happen if he rolled around with his stomach on his arms and pretended to shout, "Ahh This, of course, became a big commotion.

Of course, he was. Scream bloody murder. So he's introspecting. But he doesn't regret it. The reason is that it is very pleasant.

However, this kind of prank is irretrievable if you do it once. This is tantamount to making a definitive conclusion about the hospital's evaluation of Itami as a man. He was blinded by the nurses, who were not at all polite and cared for him, even though the doctors were going to examine him with pain.

Although it is a time when "a society that can start all over again" and "challenge again" are being advertised loudly, Itami knows from his own experience that there are irreparable things in his life that the reset button does not work no matter what.

Further, Itami's prank this time is a clear indication of the fact that his actions cannot be dealt with by the emergency envisaged by the usual security posture.

The crowd was so panicked that they couldn't take effective measures. They were angry when they knew it was a joke, but at the same time they were relieved that it was great. Then, the person in charge of management, who had a sense of crisis, repeatedly watched a number of parasitic SF movies and advocated for strengthening the security posture.

However, because Itami also met a certain girl in military uniform who was exterminating a swarm of insects, it was also confirmed that the Japanese representative who had returned said that the Third World has technology that is far beyond that of the earth for several generations!

But that's how the joke turned out.

The police officers who followed Itami were fully armed with armor against bullets and knives, and the shotguns they held were loaded with shotguns for fighting deer, and they did not intend to let go of even the slightest anomaly. So during the two weeks of check-ups, Itami was left alone every day.

After all, whether it is going to the toilet or entering the bathhouse, they will come with them and wait in front of the door all the time.

"Target, we've arrived at the toilet!"

As soon as he heard the sound of such a report outside the door, he couldn't stay any longer.

As long as you stay in the same place for 5 minutes, you will definitely be reported.

Moreover, no matter how much they talk to them, these police officers will not answer a word. They don't intend to stay close to the person they kill if things change, and it's clear that they're going to be close to them.

"Phew~huh...... Then just use him as an ornament~?"

"I think it's too much to do that to him. ”

"But, can he really stay without any reaction~"

"I've tried everything, but it didn't work. ”

Dancing in front of him and letting him listen to jokes have been practiced, Itami told Lori. It seems that this man is also quite idle.

"Whew~hmm~"

Then Lori glanced at the members of the Police Bureau with mischievous eyes, and suddenly approached Itami, leaning on him and kissing.

"Ah......h

Even the police changed their faces at the scene. A look of astonishment.

"Hum ......"

Lori snickered as if she was saying, "It's hard to stump him."

Itami also covered his lips and was reminiscing about what had just happened, but Lori chased after him and hugged him, snuggled up to him, and began to crawl on the bed with shortness of breath.

"I said, how long are you going to stay here?, I've not seen you for so long, I can't help it~"

A sweet voice, a warm breath blew into Itami's ears.

The police officers looked at Itami as if they were criminals. It's no wonder that although the actual age is more than 900 years old, Lori is 12-13 years old just by looking at her appearance. If you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl of this age, even if you agree, you are likely to become a criminal offender.

This criminal act is now being committed in the form of an active crime, so it is impossible for the police members who are police officers within the Self-Defense Forces to remain untouched.

"Why, I haven't seen you for so long, I don't understand. There's no such intricate relationship between you and me. ”

"What are you hiding about? Aren't we all here yet~?"

From time to time, Itami glanced at the appearance of the police officers.

The members of the Police Bureau had red cheeks and ugly faces and were concentrating on looking elsewhere. He could be seen grunting and swallowing, looking like he was desperately thinking about something. He was probably torn between his conscience and his mission.

"Oh, no, you see, there's someone else here. Miss Lori. ”

"I didn't look here again~"

Lori straddled Itami and stared into Itami's eyes like a carnivorous beast in front of her prey.

"But, but, I can hear you. ”

"There's nothing wrong with letting him hear it. All the time, Lei Lai, Du Jia, Yao Ya is always next to you, and people can't be coquettish. Like when there were only two of us, I said, okay~"

"So, it's not just two people now. ”

"There's no one here~"

"No, yes. ”

"It's only two people~"

Lori said something that wasn't even an excuse while licking Itami's neck.

The police officers finally got into action. He didn't seem to be able to stay any longer, and rushed out of the corridor as if he were running away with the sound of footsteps.

"Great, win!"

Itami and Lori "made it!" and high-fived each other.

Then, after a moment of euphoria, the two returned to their composure, realizing what position they were in.

Lori is sitting across Itami's lap and wrapping her arms around the neck of the man sitting up. The two are separated by a layer of quilts, so it's not too serious, but psychologically they are in a state of clinging that can't get closer.

Lori blushed in panic and lowered her head.

"Ah, that...... Look, it's time, come down?"

"Arm ~ ......"

"What?"

"If you don't put your arms down...... I can't get down. ”

I don't know when my arms are wrapped around Lori's back. Itami let go of his hand and raised it as if in surrender.

Then, Lori put her lips on Itami's again. Unlike the previous dragonflies, this time it was a hungry and intense kiss.

But at the moment when Itami's arm was about to wrap around Lori's back again, Lori suddenly separated from him and got out of bed.

She gently patted her rolled-up skirt and straightened her messy clothes and hair in an instant. After that, it became as if nothing had happened. This change is so fast that if you ask her, "What happened?", it seems that she will be replied with "Nothing happened~".

This is Lori's trick. Even if he understood this, Itami could not hide his regret.

"Alright...... That's what you're asking for~"

Lori, who acted as if nothing had happened, placed the handbag on Itami's lap.

…… Storehouse.

Itami also refused to admit defeat, showing an expression that nothing had happened, peeking into the bag on his lap.

"Thanks, a great help. Did you break it in half?"

"Of course you can't do it with two halves. I smashed it hard~. ”

"That's enough. That's great. ”

Itami said, taking out the delivery voucher and attaching it to his handbag.

"What do you want to do with this diamond~?"

"I don't know what's going to happen next. So I'm going to send it to my mom's guardian. After all, I'm being used as a bargaining chip in a political deal, and I'm in a position where I'm likely to be handed over by someone?"

Itami was trying to tease her. But Lori beautifully ignores it.

"What is a guardian?"

"A person who helps manage property in times of low judgment. Whether it is the cost of the hospital, he will pay for all other expenses. ”

"Huh...... It's so convenient~"

"As long as I have this thing, won't my mother be able to live a leisurely life, and there won't be any more difficulties?"

I need more change, Lori said.

"By the way, how long are you going to stay here~?"

"For me, I don't think it's okay to stay here all the time. After all, isn't it possible that I have unknown pathogens or parasites attached to me? If this is to avoid this risk, then it is my duty as a self-defense officer to cooperate with the examination. Ha, ha, ha. ”

"That being said, you look like you can just laze here. ”

Lori said, looking around. Itami's pillow, doujinshi on the bedside table, comics, piles up. You can also see plastic bottles and sweets. It seems that life is really quite laid-back.

"But even if you are asked to be diligent here, there is nothing you can do. ”

In fact, the only thing Itami can do here is get checked.

Blood counts, biochemistry, CT, X-rays, PET, various cultures after collecting cell slices, and much more. After completing the whole process, it is time to follow up on a daily basis. Because I can get a salary in this way, I'm also overjoyed as Itami.

Lori sighed at Itami's appearance and stroked her left arm.

The nurse who had come earlier stuck a thick needle into Itami's arm to draw blood. Lori, who saw this process from beginning to end, frowned as if she even felt pain. Maybe she still has that feeling left.

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