"No, your husband can't help with this. Chen Feng swallowed with difficulty, almost like a starving beggar who refused to reach his mouth with a fat duck.

I have long wanted to push this girl down under me and ravage it, but the transaction sent to the door today can't be done, and Chen Feng is extremely painful in his heart.

"Don't do this, husband, I'm so good to you, you can't do this to me. Lin Yuqi tried her best to be coquettish.

Chen Feng felt a little unsteady when he walked, this girl's voice was like a siren's horn, which could make any normal man go crazy, especially when he was greasy and whirring, and the listener seemed to have fallen into a gentle honeypot. But Chen Feng kept telling himself in his heart that he couldn't be confused by this voice, absolutely not!

"Okay girl, it's time to eat! Hurry up and let go of me! I told you that I really can't help you with this, didn't you listen to Teacher Zhao, you can forget four times five if you don't study for two months, and if you don't make up for the lesson, you can't even compare to the first-grade children, believe it or not!? ”

"No, unless you promise me!"

"Then you just hang it like this, I'm going to eat!" Chen Feng broke out in a cold sweat, this girl is really wonderful, she hates reading to such an extent, it has really become a kind of realm.

"If you don't help me, I'll just hold you all the time today to see what you do. Lin Yuqi jumped on his back and hugged him tightly.

Chen Feng is serving the meat soup to the table, with such a giant panda hanging on his body, he can't cry and laugh, why can't he laugh and laugh, why did he put such a wife on the table!?

"I'm going to take a shower now!" Chen Feng put the dishes on the table and walked directly to the bathroom.

"Hey, what are you doing, didn't you just take a shower?"

"I want to wash another one now! It's okay, you just hang it like this, at most I'm going to strip off myself, I won't want you to strip naked too, you just hang it behind my back." ”

"Nasty ghost!help me, will you die or what!?" Lin Yuqi quickly jumped down, and there was a burst of pink fists behind him.

Chen Feng turned around and grabbed her to the dinner table.

"You give me a little rest! I told you that I can't help with this, even if you strip naked and dance in front of me today, it's useless, if you can't help, you can't help, you just accept your fate. ”

"Your husband is really a failure, hmph, please don't help me a little, I don't want you to be my husband in the future! Don't think about me calling you husband in the future! When you bullied me, you were so powerful, you had any tricks, why didn't you have any idea at this time!?" Lin Yuqi picked up the dishes and chopsticks angrily and ate them, as if she was angry, but her eyes glanced at Chen Feng's reaction from time to time.

How could Chen Feng not see what his little wife was thinking.

He laughed and said, "Do you think that the method of agitation is useful!? I have said that I can't do anything about it, even if you use all 36 tricks again, it will be useless! Just like you can't make a rooster lay eggs with any tricks." ”

"How do you know if you haven't tried!? And who told you that roosters don't lay eggs!? I've seen roosters lay eggs, what do you say?"

Chen Feng was stunned.

"Where did you see such an evil thing?"

"On TV, the battle chicken in the that lays eggs, isn't that a living example. What are you looking at me for? I'm telling the truth, I don't believe you're going to come up with a way to lay eggs when other people's cocks lay eggs. ”

Chen Feng is really stupid.

Sometimes she looks clever, but sometimes she's a single-celled creature with an IQ of forty-nine.

"I said wife, you don't think it's true!?" Chen Feng looked at her stupidly, worried about her IQ and couldn't eat.

Lin Yuqi didn't know what Chen Feng was thinking, in order to refute his argument, he nodded vigorously: "Of course it's true, you won't think it's fake, right? ”

Chen Feng looked at her stunned, took out the phone for a long time.

"What are you doing? Did you call Teacher Zhao to persuade her not to give me make-up lessons!? Husband, you are so good, I love you to death. ”

"I called Teacher Zhao and asked her to fire you directly. ”

"Why?" she wanted to be fired, but it was impossible, because she had tried before, but it didn't work. In their school, students are not even given demerits, let alone expelled.

"I suddenly felt that you were not suitable for this school, and that a school for intellectual disabilities might be more helpful for your development. ”

"......! Chen Feng, you bastard, you call me an idiot and mentally retarded, don't you!? Kill you!!

was already in a bad mood, Lin Yuqi was chasing Chen Feng all over the house, and threw it at him when he caught something, Chen Feng became more and more aware of the terrible nature of women, they may be gentle like water, but when they are angry, it is definitely a piece of thousand-year-old ice, don't give a little affection, the key is ...... Women don't care about when they're angry.

Fortunately, Chen Feng's skills are good, can't we hide if we can't catch it!?

Twenty minutes later, Lin Yuqi finally ran out of strength, looking at the messy room, her heart was much more comfortable, and her heart, which was tormented by the terrible news of "make-up class", gradually rested.

If Chen Feng doesn't help her, then she has no other way but to choose to accept this fate. Since they are all the same result, it is better to accept it as soon as possible.

Accepting something unacceptable doesn't mean that she won't be angry with Chen Feng, on the contrary, she sprinkled all her anger on Chen Feng, from eating to going to bed, she didn't give him a good look for a second, as if the whole world made her angry with him Chen Feng.

At this time, Lin Yuqi was a hot explosive barrel, and Chen Feng didn't dare to add fuel and vinegar at this time, lest he accidentally blow himself up.

on the bed.

Chen Feng hugged her carefully, while Lin Yuqi kept kicking him, the tender jade feet were as red as the kitten meat pads, and he was so tired that he slowly fell asleep.

This girl only looks like a normal princess when she is asleep. forgot his "hatred" for Chen Feng, took the initiative to move his body into his arms, absorbed the body temperature of his sweetheart, and slept peacefully.

Chen Feng looked at her amusedly, and couldn't help but kiss her on the face that was still a little angry.

Although his little wife likes to make trouble unreasonably, she is like this, which deeply touched his heart and gave him, an unruly prodigal son, a feeling that he had found a life that truly belonged to him.

This little girl doesn't wear underwear, it's really fatal, and I'm embarrassed to say that he is hard every night, can this not be hard!?