Now that Zhang Dongxu is ready to die, he doesn't need to think too much about talking. Updates are the fastest

"It's not just you who are shaking, you're all shaking. Which of your eyes saw that I looked the same as him, he was so ugly, I was so handsome, could I look like him? What an aesthetic point of view. And ......"

Zhang Dongxu originally wanted to vent well, but at this time, Wang Yingying finally couldn't help but kick him out directly.

"Now I'll give you two a choice. One of them jumped from the window, and the other, I wiped his neck directly. After Wang Yingying finished speaking, she took out a dagger and stuck it there.

When Zhang Dongxu heard that there was still a choice, he quickly sat there and began to think.

Xiang Yu also held his chin and thought there, and then said to himself: "If you jump down from the upstairs, you can still enjoy the feeling of flying, but you will definitely fall into a pulp, then it will not be handsome, and it will directly affect my image, this is not good." If you wiped your neck with a knife, this method is good. But if you can't die for a while, it will definitely hurt. ”

Xiang Yu thought for a long time and didn't come up with a good way to die, then he looked at Zhang Dongxu who was sitting on the ground and said, "Brother, what do you want to die." ”

"Who is your brother, don't have anything to do with me, my name is Zhang Dongxu, your name is Xiang Yu, we don't even have anything to do with each other, you have to figure this out. Zhang Dongxu said angrily, he hung here today because of Xiang Yu, so he didn't have a good impression of Xiang Yu.

"Brother, don't be angry, now we have to leave, more or less a companion, otherwise I will be bullied when I get there. Xiang Yu said.

Hearing Xiang Yu say this, Zhang Dongxu nodded and said, "It's the same, let's go together in a while, and no one wants to bully us." ”

Everyone: "......"

"These are all dying people, you two don't ink, let's talk about it, how to die. The tiger shouted from behind.

He always felt strange in his heart, and he had a bad premonition. But that feeling can't be caught if you want to, so I want to make a quick decision and get out of here quickly, but Wang Yingying seems to be very interested.

"I figured it out. Xiang Yu said with a solemn face: "I decided to die of old age in the future, that is the most ideal way to die." ”

At this time, there was silence all around, and everyone looked at Xiang Yu as if they were looking at a pen, and they all suspected that they had heard it wrong.

Wang Yingying first frowned and said, "What did you just say?"

Xiang Yu said with a serious and solemn face: "I sat here just now and thought about it, how to die is the most perfect ending." I think it's better to grow old quietly. So I decided that I might as well die of old age in the future. ”

It was surprisingly quiet, and after five seconds, bursts of wild laughter erupted. Today they finally believe in the fact that people can become stupid when they are in a state of stress. And it's a stupid mess.

They were laughing wildly, and at a commanding height in the distance, Xiao Xuan couldn't help but laugh. Xiang Yu is really good at, and he can make the atmosphere so active at any time.

Others don't know, but he does. In fact, Xiang Yu is stalling for time. He was just waiting for the iron pillar to fix the situation below.

Zhang Dongxu, who was sitting on the ground, did not laugh, but sighed, looked at Xiang Yu with some pity and said: "Brother, it's hard for you, brother doesn't blame you, today the two of us can be regarded as companions, and we are not lonely on the road, isn't it just a death, life is like ancient times, who has no death......

Zhang Dongxu just wanted to drag a few verses, when Xiang Yu quickly interrupted him.

"What did you just say, who are you brother, I am your brother. Xiang Yu said with a serious face.

"You two are endless. Big brother, don't talk nonsense with them, just throw the two out. The tiger couldn't help it, and the longer it passed, the more apprehension he felt in his heart.

"Don't worry, I think this pair of living treasures is very interesting. Wang Yingying said with great interest.

"Pull it down, who's the living treasure. Don't be embarrassed in front of me, look at the bear you look at......"

Zhang Dongxu didn't finish speaking, and was kicked out by Wang Yingying again. Even if Wang Yingying's temper is good, this one on the left and the other on the right makes him angry.

"Don't play anymore. Just throw the two of them away. Wang Yingying finally lost her patience, then stood up and waved her hand.

After hearing this, the tiger finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then walked in front of Zhang Dongxu, directly carried him, and was about to go to the window.

"Why are you so stupid and don't take a shower every day?" Zhang Dongxu said with disgust when he was carried on his body.

The tiger angrily threw Zhang Dongxu to the ground directly, took the opportunity to kick him, and kicked Zhang Dongxu back to the place just now. He wasn't done yet, and then he was going to beat Zhang Dongxu violently.

Xiang Yu saw that Zhang Dongxu was beaten to death before he was killed without falling to death, so he laughed and hurriedly said: "Slow down, I suddenly remembered something." ”

Everyone looked at Xiang Yu at this time, and they all wondered if Xiang Yu would have something to say at this time.

"I remember that the boss of your evil god is called Liu Lianyu. ”

When they heard that it was about their sect leader, they all listened seriously, wondering what Xiang Yu was talking about.

At this time, Xiang Yu said thoughtfully: "There is a person named Murong Xue beside him, I heard that he is very beautiful, I don't know if it's true." ”

As soon as Xiang Yu's words came out, the people around him began to become agitated, because many people had never actually seen their sect leader.

"Yes, I've heard that it's beautiful. ”

"That's natural, can the beauties around the sect leader be bad? ”

"It would be nice to have a look. ”

"Shut up. At this time, Wang Yingying suddenly shouted, originally he was also a little curious, wanting to know what Xiang Yu was talking about, but he didn't expect to say this meaningless thing.

"Hurry up and throw it out of here, don't waste time. Wang Yingying has a lot of respect for Liu Lianyu, and he naturally won't allow anyone to say anything bad about him behind his back.

At this time, everyone reacted, and it turned out that they all fell into Xiang Yu's thinking trap. I couldn't help but feel awe of Xiang Yu in my heart, if Xiang Yu went to be a lecturer in the Cult of Evil Gods, it would definitely work.

At this moment, Xiang Yu's ears suddenly heard the voice of the iron pillar: "Brother Yu, it's all settled, and now I'm bringing my brothers up." None of our brothers have anything to lose. ”

Xiang Yu suddenly burst out laughing after hearing this, he laughed very suddenly, as if he had suddenly encountered a happy thing. The tiger always felt uncomfortable when he heard Xiang Yu's laughter, so he pointed to the brothers around him and said, "Don't delay the time, hurry up and throw the two of them out." ”

Only then did those people come to their senses, and then they were about to grab Xiang Yu. Unexpectedly, at this time, Xiang Yu suddenly made a move. He grabbed them by the hair and slammed them together.

Everyone only heard a 'bang', and then saw that the two men had fallen to the ground unconscious......