A beautiful girl came to the chairman's office, and the gossip seemed to have wings, and it immediately spread throughout the company. All afternoon, no one came to report to work, and no one came to disturb the two.

After work, the employees went to the fourth floor to play together, and when they passed the stairs on the third floor, they unconsciously slowed down, for fear of breaking the tranquility of the third floor.

As twilight approached, the lights were on outside, and the light in the office was dimmed.

Sun Buqi stretched his waist, rubbed his wrists, and smiled at the girl who was reading quietly on the sofa, "Girl, are you bored? ”

Li Ruoli put down the magazine, touched his little belly, and showed a pitiful expression, "I'm so hungry, you have to compensate me!"

Sun Buqi cleaned up the tabletop, stretched out his hand to pull up the girl lying on the sofa, and asked dotingly, "What do you want to eat at night?"

The female teacher sneered, and her little fist gently hammered her lover on the shoulder,

I've been in England for two years, and I haven't come across any of the dark local dishes you've talked about, but I've come across strange things abroad. One afternoon, my roommate opened a can of Swedish herring in the dormitory, and it tasted like death. I stayed in a small hotel next door for a week before the smell of the room dissipated. ”

Sun Buqi raised his thumb and praised repeatedly, "Girl, I respect you as a man! There seems to be a law in Sweden that canned herring must be opened outside, otherwise the police will invite you to tea." I once watched a documentary about the Eskimos making Kiviak, and I'll tell you about it slowly. ”

After the Eskimos killed the pygmy petrel, they put it into the body of the dead seal, sewn it with needles and threads, sealed it with seal fat, and then buried it in the permafrost, and after 2~3 years of acid fermentation by the seal, it was taken out and eaten.

When they are practical, they pluck out the tail of the bird, suck it from the seabird's ** with their beak, and suck out the internal organs that have been fermented and rotted. Tear off the feathers and eat raw meat again.

At the end of the meal, they had blood on their faces and mouths, similar to those of vampires.

Li Ruoli's little face turned pale, he kept retching, and he kept begging for mercy with his hands folded, "Brother, don't say it again! After listening to your story, I don't have the appetite for dinner." ”

The two wandered the streets in their cars, hoping to find something they loved to eat.

Nostalgia for the Dianping of the previous life, that is the gospel for diners.

"Stop, that's it!" Li Ruoli pointed to a pizzeria, with a look of excitement and nostalgia, "When I was studying abroad, in addition to fish and chips, we ate pizza the most. I haven't eaten it for a long time, and I miss it a little, but I didn't expect to be able to meet it here. ”

Sun Buqi pouted, "It's not a high-end product, isn't it just a marinated naan?"

Seeing his girlfriend's face full of doubts, she told the four methods of "playing marinated naan".

Li Ruoli tried his best to put away the smile on the corner of his mouth and spit lightly, "You will arrange people." No matter what, even if it's marinated naan, I want to eat it!"

The pizzeria is not big, but the decoration is good, quite Western European style.

The guests are all fashionable young people, talking and laughing in twos and threes.

Sun Buqi frowned, "With such a long queue, when will it be our turn, let's change it." ”

Pulling Li Ruoli's arm, he pushed open the glass door, and turned to leave.

The waiter with a ponytail, hearing the customer's complaints, trotted two steps, smiled slightly, and showed a pair of small tiger teeth,

"If you don't dislike it, there are two finished products that have not been baked for a long time. The weather is nice today, and the pizza is not yet cold...... One is 6 inches, the other is 9 inches, I'll give two people a discount and pay by 12 inches. ”

The food has been cooked, and customers are picky and want to return it in every possible way, which happens from time to time.

The catering industry often encounters such a situation, and the store generally will not return, but when it encounters a tricky and unreasonable customer, it can only consider itself unlucky.

At this time, the lobby manager will notify the waiter to sell things as soon as possible to reduce the loss of the hotel.

This happened to happen today: a couple ordered an order, found that it was time for the movie, and ran away without paying.

Looking at the hopeful gazes of his peers, Li Ruoli tugged at Sun Buqi's sleeve, "Brother, let's sit down." ”

Chinese people treat the drink ** as a refinement, and like to eat food that has just come out of the pot, resulting in two finished products that no one cares about.

Li Ruoli is used to calling for food on the phone in the West, and he is also used to eating cold pizza, so he doesn't particularly care.

Sun Buqi showed a playful smile, "It's not that I don't help you, but I can't see your sincerity." ”

Seeing the puzzled eyes of the two girls, he shrugged his shoulders and slowly explained, "One serving is 6 inches, one serving is 9 inches, and the area and weight of two pizzas are not as good as 12 inches." I don't read much, so don't lie to me!"

Li Ruoli suddenly realized, and nodded again and again, "Yes, yes." The area is the square of the radius, and when calculated from two small parts, it is indeed much less than a large part. ”

Then he turned his head and scolded Sun Buqi angrily, "I stayed with you for too long today, and I was infected by your IQ." ”

The ponytail girl's face turned red, and she quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I just went to work and I don't understand much." Talk to the boss right away, and I'll give you a big discount. ”

Sun Buqi smiled slightly, "9-inch pizza, please help me cut it into 4 slices, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish 6 slices." ”

The ponytail girl thought for a moment before realizing that she was being teased, "Guest, you are so funny......"

After speaking, he ran back to the kitchen in a desperate manner.

"Shut it down, don't look at it anymore. Li Ruoli gently twisted his lover's arm and muttered in a low voice, "If the waiter is an Obasan, it is estimated that you will turn around and leave, so it won't be like this." ”

Sun Buqi frowned bitterly, "You were kind just now, why did you rely on my head again." ”

The ponytail looks like a childhood sweetheart, the girl next door, he couldn't help but tease a few words, and now he has a bunch of tricks.

……

Li Ruoli put the red slippers on plastic film, put them on the top layer of the shoe cabinet, took two steps back, and clapped his hands with satisfaction.

The girl gave an ultimatum to her boyfriend who was watching the play next to her, "My shoes are not allowed to be moved, let alone worn by other women!

Sun Buqi hugged his girlfriend tightly, put his chin on the top of the other party's head, and said gently: "I know, be careful...... Oops, don't bite. You are the mistress of this house, and no one touches your things. ”

Li Ruoli snorted coldly, "Speaking is better than singing, even if you move, what can I do?"

The female teacher's boudoir in Hainan has been kept as it is. Everyone would rather squeeze a little than have the heart to hit that house.

Sun Buqi gently shaved the woman's face, "Yesterday I said that I was working hard, and I found that you yourself are even worse! Do everything with all your might, you are really a strong woman in the new era, and women don't let you shave your eyebrows!"

"Don't make excuses for your failure and laziness!" Li Ruoli turned around and kissed lightly, and said pitifully, "I'm leaving, you must miss me." ”

I walked out of the room, thought for a moment at the door, and then returned home, took off the slippers in the top row, and stuffed them into the bottom corner.

The female teacher clapped her hands and said lightly: "In this house, sometimes you have to entertain friends and colleagues. I'm not a woman who doesn't know the importance of the matter, so I'll let you go for the time being. But don't be too happy, I'll come back at any time to check on the post!"

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