Chapter 153: Fart, Hurry Up!

"You are pretending to be an uncle in front of people, and pretending to be a grandson in the back!" Li Xiaoqiang sighed sincerely.

During the time he spent with Long San, Li Xiaoqiang finally knew why he couldn't save money, so he pretended to be a force.

Every time he crawls on a woman, he is very happy, as long as the other woman praises him for being fierce, this turtle grandson will take out all the money in his pocket and stuff it in the other party's something.

Li Xiaoqiang took out five hundred yuan from his trouser pocket and said: "Don't go to those places all the time, you have to find a good girl to live, this is five hundred yuan, I will pay attention to you, when you go out in the future, you will bring the money, don't bring too much, so as not to tremble and become poor again." ”

When Long San heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he showed a mouthful of yellow teeth and said, "Qiangzi, I will listen to you in the future, and I will never carry more money." ”

Immediately, the group walked towards a nearby clothing store.

As soon as the three girls saw the beautiful clothes in the store, like a little sparrow, they got into it and chose from east to west.

The staff in the store saw three cute cute girls and hurriedly introduced them to the most popular styles at the moment.

The three of them kept interviewing clothes in the fitting room.

Li Xiaoqiang looked at the outside of the store, and it gradually got dark, it was going to be winter, it was dark in the morning, and the temperature was very low.

Li Xiaoqiang said to a waiter: "When they are selected, tell me, and I will pay." ”

The waiter showed a sweet smile to Li Xiaoqiang, bent the pair of eyes and said, "Okay sir." ”

The waiter stared at Li Xiaoqiang's back and said, "Those three little sisters, they won't be raised by him, right?" ”

Li Xiaoqiang heard the waiter's words, shook his head helplessly, there was nothing, Li Xiaoqiang walked to the door, only to see Long San sitting next to the window, staring at the plastic female model with poss.

His eyes were stunned, Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the shoulder and said, "You don't even want to do plastic models, do you?"

Long San touched his mid-hairstyle, and said with a smile: "Hadron, if this plastic model lives, I am just sure that it is definitely a beauty, I'm afraid it's still for the chicks, look at those legs, tsk, it's really slender, I want to touch it." ”

"It's not going to work. Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the head.

Long San hurriedly spit out a puddle of saliva on the palm of his hand, sorted out the hairstyle that was messed up by Li Xiaoqiang, and showed his yellow teeth and said: "Qiangzi, how many times have I told you, don't slap my head, my head can be broken, and my hairstyle can't be messed up." ”

Li Xiaoqiang took out a cigarette and handed it to Long Sandao: "Come, smoke." ”

At that time, the two big men squatted in front of the window that emitted a pink light, swallowing clouds and mist, looking at the city shrouded in darkness.

Li Xiaoqiang felt the spicy smell of smoke irritating his throat, Li Xiaoqiang flicked his fingers and flicked the ashes of the cigarette and said: "Long San, look at it, every year, how many young people enter the city with enthusiasm and want to become the top of the pyramid, but when they really see too much of the sorrow of the people at the bottom, the dissolute remains of the people at the top, and how many people exit this society that is more cruel than swords and swords?"

Long San used his little finger, gouged his nostrils, took a deep breath of smoke and said: "For me, a man in his forties, talking about blood and passion, just give a look at the bird feathers in the crotch of his pants, nonsense, or the saying of the ancients: men, thirty and stand, forty and not confused, fifty and know the destiny of heaven, sixty and obedient, seventy and do what you want." ”

When Long San said this, he asked Li Xiaoqiang for a cigarette, buried his head, and lit the cigarette.

took a deep breath, slowly exhaled a wisp of smoke and said: "It makes sense, I know what kind of life I want now, as long as I can eat three meals a day, I go under the bridge from time to time, find a woman with a big ass, and be content with the fire." ”

"Actually, Qiangzi, I don't want to find a girl to have a son, there is a reason, during this time, I see that you treat me as a brother, I will tell you about my past!"

Li Xiaoqiang looked at this sloppy uncle, a man who only likes to engage in pheasants, and from his yellow teeth, Li Xiaoqiang knew that this was a man who had experienced twists and turns.

Li Xiaoqiang couldn't see the luck on Long San's head, which shows that Long San is definitely not a simple product.

Now that he heard that Long San was going to tell his story, Li Xiaoqiang was really curious and looking forward to it.

Li Xiaoqiang didn't say anything, Long San looked up at the dark sky and said: "I am an inverted bucket, that is, digging the graves of the dead, divided by the Yangtze River, the northern faction is called the inverted bucket, and the southern faction is called Taosha, this industry, there are four factions, namely, Faqiu, Touching Gold, Moving Mountains, and Unloading Mountains, and our own people call them Touching Gold Captain, which is comfortable to listen to." ”

"To tell the truth, I have traveled all over the country, and I have seen some dead people running out of the graves, some places are more majestic than the Forbidden City, and some zongzi have directly turned into gorillas, hadron sons, you must not believe it when you hear this, none of us have a good end. ”

"So I didn't dare to find a wife to have a son, I was afraid that there would be no dermatitis, and I was afraid that my retribution would be fulfilled in the next generation. ”

When Li Xiaoqiang heard Long San's words, he frowned and said, "What are the real things in this world?"

Long San took a deep breath of cigarette, and Li Xiaoqiang saw that Long San's fingers were trembling, as if he had experienced something terrible: "The doorway here is very profound, after the retribution in the past few years, I'm afraid only two or three people have survived, insiders call me Dou Ye, because most of them have been guided by me, and my ancestors have been engaged in this business for three generations, so every one of them has a good end." ”

"If you look at my appearance, you know that my ancestors must have done something immoral, pried other people's ancestors out of the soil, and stole the things in front of them, not to mention that the dead will not let us go, even the descendants of others will not let us go!"

Long San took a deep breath and said: "Qiangzi, I am telling you this because you really regard me as a brother, and I am willing to give you my back, I am steadfast, because I know that if you go in and out with a white knife, then I will definitely do something sorry for you." ”

Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the shoulder.

Didn't speak.

In fact, a man's feelings have reached a certain level, and one action and one look are enough.

Li Xiaoqiang patted Long San on the shoulder, he knew that Li Xiaoqiang was reassuring him.

"Qiangzi, I want to discuss something for you, I don't know if you agree?" Long San stared at Li Xiaoqiang, who was burying his head and smoking a cigarette.

Li Xiaoqiang raised his head and stared at Long San Dao: "You have revealed your heart to me, and you are willing to hand over your back to me, haha, what are you polite to me, don't worry, Lao Tzu doesn't look down on your chrysanthemums." ”

"Hey, hey. Long San showed his yellow teeth: "You have a girl to warm the bed, and any one is fresher than my back." ”

"Damn!" Li Xiaoqiang threw away the cigarette butt and couldn't help but scold: "Don't the fuck be disgusting, aren't you disgusting?