After the old man left, someone took the chain lock to the outside and locked the gate, and my cousin and others cleaned up the mess, took me out of the back door, and asked with a smile: "How much did Lao Gu and the two of them buy the Buddha card? How much should I mention? There happened to be an agricultural bank in front of me, and I saved it directly." ”

"Save a fart!" I asked angrily, "When did the second aunt and second uncle die, why didn't they inform me?" The cousin was stunned for a moment, and immediately came back to his senses, saying that it was just work, and it was a white lie, but it was not true. I'm very strange, saying that this can be called a white little lie, tricking a group of old men and old ladies into taking out all the money in the family to buy your three nos* and treatment instruments, what kind of work is this, do you dare to let my second aunt and uncle know.

My cousin was a little unhappy: "I said Tian Li, this is your fault, there are always a lot of helpless things in this life, don't you? Now it is not easy to support my family, I just talk like this in order to earn more money and make my family live a better life, which proves my hard work." It's like you, you can make money by traveling around in China, Thailand, and Beijing every day, but I can't do it!"

I said, "In order to make your life better, you emptied the money of those middle-aged and elderly people, and you didn't expect that their lives would become worse? What is the difference between this and taking out the money in other people's pockets and spending it yourself? In my opinion, this is stealing." "My cousin was very angry, and said what is this called, no one uses a knife to force them to pay, it is all voluntary, and besides, we have sold them goods.

"Does your product work, do you use it yourself?" I asked. As soon as I said this, I began to regret it, my cousin really used it, not only for himself, but also for his parents, wife and son, such as "human magnetic field healing stone" and "eating and sleeping oral liquid" and so on. It stands to reason that drug traffickers never take drugs, and salesmen* usually don't eat them themselves, but my cousin is definitely an exception.

My cousin smiled: "Do I use it myself, don't you know?" I nodded, and said that you can use it yourself, how much is the treatment stone, only a few hundred yuan, and you can't move tens of thousands of things, how many have you bought? The old Gu family has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars through your sales in the past few years, and you don't know what the situation of his family is, so you don't leave some emergency money for others.

"It's because they don't want to stay, and no one forces them!" the cousin didn't care, "Okay, it's useless for you to argue with me about this, give me the money quickly, I don't save it anymore, just go to the supermarket to buy something." "I asked what kind of money it was, and my cousin said strangely that it was a kickback for selling Buddhist cards.

I snorted: "The situation of the old Gu family, what's the use of asking for a Buddha card?"

My cousin said, "Why is it useless? His family is not harmonious, Lao Gu and his wife quarrel with their daughter-in-law all day long, isn't your Thai Buddhist card also have the effect of improving family harmony!" I asked him why Lao Gu's family is not in harmony and always quarrels, and my cousin smiled and replied that it has nothing to do with me, I don't need to know.

"It's not because of you?" I said angrily, "and it's not happy to buy those useless* and healing devices, spend all your savings, and exchange them for them." Even if you invite a room full of Buddhist cards, you can make improvements? That is a palliative but not a cure! Now these old couple have gone mad and regard you as their own son, closer than their own son. They believe what you say, they don't know where Thailand is, they actually want to ask for a Buddha card, I will offer a genuine card worth up to 5,000 without bargaining, guess what Aunt Gu said?"

The cousin was shocked: "You offer 50,000 yuan? So, can they buy it?" What did Mrs. Gu say?"

I replied, "She told her son to go home and get the passbook immediately!"

My cousin was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "I really didn't expect it, it's great! 5,000 Buddha cards sell for 50,000 yuan, and make a net profit of 45,000, so can I also share 20,000 yuan? No, it's the source of my introduction, you score me 25,000, in fact, you should share me 30,000!"

I said, "Just give you fifty thousand." The cousin was stunned again and asked if you don't make money, there is a cost to the amulet. I said it's okay, I'll give you the amulet, who made you my cousin.

"Look at what you said!" the cousin said happily, "Okay, okay, since you have this thought, then I won't say anything, in fact, you should do the same, I am your brother, that is, your elder, and there is nothing wrong with the younger generation giving tens of thousands of yuan to the elders." ”

I asked, "It's your family's custom to call your cousin a junior?" and my cousin laughed and said it was a metaphor. I asked him when he had given my parents tens of thousands of dollars, they are your real elders. My cousin was speechless, saying that he couldn't talk like this, and that he would have a chance later. After saying that, he stretched out his hand and looked at me seriously. I suddenly felt that he was ridiculous, so I directly said that I was teasing you just now, I didn't sell the old Gu family Buddha card at all, not everyone is so conscienceless, and they make any money.

My cousin was anxious, saying that I hacked his money, I asked him to find Xiao Gu to confirm, and my cousin was not polite, so he immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed it, and almost didn't break the mobile phone after asking: "You, you, aren't you cutting off people's money? How can you let the duck fly away? Fortunately, you only said that there is no goods for the time being, I said Tian Li, it is stupid to put the money and not make it, even if you are kind-hearted, this money will have to be earned by others sooner or later." You hurry up and let Thailand deliver the goods, don't worry, I will make a fortune in the future, and I will definitely not forget my third aunt!"

I didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so I reached out and took a taxi on the side of the road and left. My cousin was still yelling at me to do it as soon as possible.

When I got home, I told my parents what had happened, and they were more angry than me, and they were about to call my second aunt, but I stopped them. I mean, if it's like this, the relatives will have to turn their faces, after all, they are a family, there is no need to be so stiff. Just at my cousin's behavior in the Longevity Hall, it shows that he has no shame and compassion at all, and I don't want to associate with him in the future.

I thought this was over, but I didn't expect Xiao Gu to call me a few days later, saying that my cousin came to the hospital with a gift to see his parents, and I didn't know how to find out the address, and then asked if I invited a Thai Buddhist card. Gu's mother said that she was waiting for my arrival notice, and my cousin was not polite, and directly said that your son told my cousin privately that he was not allowed to buy it, and the family had no money, so I made an excuse to say that there was no goods.

"What did my cousin say when he went to the hospital to find your parents?" I couldn't believe it.

Xiao Gu sighed: "I can still lie to you, I don't know how he found here, I didn't give him the address at all!" I said if you told him which hospital he was, Xiao Gu said that he told him that the hospital was not far from home, and he didn't say his name. I also thought it was strange, could there be a mole? I hurriedly said that I was definitely not this mole, it was impossible to tell my cousin the address of the hospital, you have to believe me. Xiao Gu said that it doesn't matter, now that things have happened, you can't sell my mother the Buddha card, she is about to lift the roof of the ward. Let me take the time to come to the hospital and discuss it later.