Su Wu slapped over: "I think you are just begging for a beating, and you owe a beating!"

I laughed: "How many wagons are it worth, you don't have to beat people if I say no!"

Su Wu looked at me angrily: "I won't pay attention to you in the future." I didn't want to be angry with you, but you are so cheap!"

I laughed so hard that my cheeks were sore, wiped my face with my hand, erased the smile, replaced it with a sincere confession, lowered my head, and accepted her reprimand.

Su Wu was a little surprised to see that my face changed so quickly, stared at me for a long time, and when he saw me, he didn't change his expression, and said, "Okay, you, it's strange to change your face, you laughed so happily just now, and now you're pitiful." Your talent, you should go to acting!"

I rubbed my cheeks: "I don't dare to laugh, my face will cramp if I smile again." ”

"Hmph!" Su Wu shook off his face again and snorted coldly.

He turned around and said: "There is another one I almost forgot, you and her, how did you become husband and wife? The day before yesterday in that hole, I saw her calling you old, dare she want to call you husband?!"

I had a strange look in my eyes: "Why, she even told you about this?"

Su Wu said: "She didn't say this. I overheard you two yesterday when I was eavesdropping on you two from behind that big tree. Speaking of this, she suddenly glared at me again: "So, there is really such a thing, I heard it right?"

"This ......" I have a scalp and have been tricked!

I thought about it for a while, and instead asked her: "Hey, let me say first, what are you doing eavesdropping on me talking to her, your behavior is very bad, immoral, and you will be criticized!"

Su Wu said: "I didn't mean to, you two were talking to each other under the roots of the tree, and I was about to call you, but I heard you speak first." ”

I said, "Then, as soon as you heard that we were having an adulterous relationship, you cried sadly, didn't you?"

Su Wu blushed: "You don't cry if you change it." Your own man is so shameless, shameless, bastard, negative, and doesn't take your feelings seriously, can you stand it in your heart?"

As soon as I heard her half-serious and half-joking words, a sense of guilt immediately rose in my heart, looked into her eyes, and whispered sincerely: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault, why don't you beat me up again?"

Su Wu snorted: "I don't need it, I've already cut off relations with you anyway." Who do you love? Also, don't deliberately change the subject, go back and move on!"

I pretended I didn't understand: "What else are you talking about?"

Su Wu said: "Say that you and Qiuqiu, why did you become husband and wife, the husband and wife screamed!"

"Well......" I thought, "he is like this...... How can I tell you? At that time, didn't she and I have that kind of relationship, and later, we were both hungry to the point of almost dying. Qiuqiu suddenly thought that she was going to die, she had never been married or a bride. And I also thought about it, I was never married, and I was still a family man when I died. What if we go to the underworld, and Lord Yama thinks that we are single dogs and doesn't take us in? So as soon as we put it together, we hastily held a wedding and became a dead couple. It's not to make up for a regret, that's probably it. ”

Su Wu listened to this, and her face was sour: "You two are really good at playing!"

I sneered, "No, no, you know, at that wedding, we just made a vow to each other, and then ...... We didn't even enter the cave because we were too hungry to do anything. Not only that, but we don't have anything to eat. At that time, we laughed at ourselves, saying that this must be the most humble wedding in the world, so simple that we didn't even have a bite to eat!"

"Sounds so pitiful and shabby. Su Wu couldn't help laughing, but she felt that it was inappropriate and covered it up again.

I spread my palms: "That's probably it, now satisfy your curiosity." ”

Su Wu didn't say anything, but said, "Since you two are playing so seriously and are both husbands and wives, why do you decide to snub her now?"

I said, "Husband and wife, it seems that I have called you that, I remember you also called me...... You both have this name, so I can't favor one over the other. A bowl of water is flat, since you can't ask for two at the same time, then the two are not that together. This is my pot, and I'll have to carry it anyway. ”

Su Wu said: "I used to play with you, and I haven't had a wedding with you." ”

I said, "A wedding is just a ceremony, and the attitude of the heart can be determined. Before me, I really put you ...... Became my real wife. ”

Su Wu glanced at me: "Then you are still cheating!"

I blushed: "This...... If I knew that I could finally live out, I don't think I would have developed like this with Qiuqiu, so that I am now indebted to both ends, and my heart is like a cat scratching. I have now finally realized that there is no way to make up for this kind of thing, and it is best not to mess with it beforehand, so that there will be no distress. ”

Su Wu glared at me: "Just say this kind of thing now, you really damn you!"

I nodded, "Yes, you're right. I should die in that hole, don't come out! That way you won't know I'm cheating, I'm still a good image in your heart. ”

"Phew!Phew!" Su Wu couldn't stop slapping me: "What nonsense are you talking about, there are no taboos!"

I turned my face and laughed at her: "What, you are reluctant again?"

Su Wu's face was red, his eyes turned, and he denied: "No." I think if you die, you will die, don't catch up with a good girl, how can you let her live out if you die? If you are trapped in a hole alone, I don't care if you can't get out. ”

I retorted, "Wait, wait, your logic is not right, I'm going to be trapped in the hole alone, and I can't cheat." Do you think I'm damned like that?"

Su Wu nodded with a serious face: "That's it, it's your nature to damn it, it's not about your behavior." You're a half-hearted rotten scoundrel by nature, and if you don't cheat today, you can get out tomorrow, so you should be damned. ”

"Is this...... Good you win, I'm out of words. "I hung my head in despair.

"Look at you, you're still not convinced?"

"Convincing, completely convinced!"

After chatting like this, I found that Su Wu and I had returned to the way we used to be, talking about everything, like close friends, although we had dissolved the relationship between the couple and could no longer do the kind of intimate behavior before.

But for me, it doesn't matter at all, I'm already satisfied with this ending.

As long as this knot is opened and this entangled public case is closed, life will still be beautiful.

On the horizon, the sun rose in the east, and a wisp of yellow-orange warm sun shone in front of the cave entrance.

It's dawn.

Waiting for me for a few days, I slowly accelerated the update, to be honest, the grades were not good, and it was not easy for me to not jump in my mentality...... It's almost 500,000 words, and I haven't collected 10,000 yet, and I don't care in front of the editor, but in fact, I still have ...... How to say it, in short, fortunately, I still have readers.

(End of chapter)