1550 Ximenyu's shit letter
"Report, Ximenyu replied!"
In the Super Energy Academy, I finally received a letter from Ximenyu.
"Quick, bring it to me!"
"Yes!"
A powerhouse of the Super Energy Academy, the fifteenth order of the Great Dao, hurriedly snatched Ximenyu's letter.
When I opened it, I saw a layer of black on the paper of the envelope.
Ximenyu asked people to reply to the shit letter, not in a lump of reply, but evenly smeared on the letterhead, and then the letterhead was put into the envelope. When the Super Academy received it, the evenly smoothed shit had already dried, and for a moment it was impossible to tell what it was.
"What is this?"
"I don't understand, it's smeared with a layer of black, and it's all done, and there is not a word of the rest, what does the letter that Ximenyu replied mean?"
"Don't worry about it so much, call everyone to a meeting right away. ”
An hour later, the nine great avenue powerhouses of the Super Energy Academy sat together for a meeting.
"Ximenyu has already replied, but I don't know what he replied to, let's take a look, who can see Ximenyu's intentions?"
One of them said, "What is the smearing on that letter?" James, you will know if you lick it. ”
"Hmm!" the fifteenth-step James tore off a small piece of dried shit from the letter and put it in his mouth.
James frowned, and immediately knew what it was, and was furious in his heart: "Grass, it's shit." ”
However, James had already swallowed it, and James was very upset, and glanced at Frank, who had just asked him to lick it.
"Mom, no matter what Lao Tzu says, he is the strongest among so many people sitting here, but Lao Tzu eats shit. Why didn't you eat it, I, the strongest here, tried to eat shit myself. ”
James resisted the urge to vomit in his stomach and said, "I haven't tasted it, Frank, you can taste it." ”
"Okay!" Frank didn't think much of it at all, took the letter and pulled out a large piece of dog shit stuck to the letter, because James had just eaten a little bit and didn't taste it, so he pulled it off a little more.
Frank put it in his mouth, stirred it, and the shit melted in one fell swoop, and the taste came out immediately.
"Uh!" Frank was stunned, but the shit melted in an instant and swallowed along with his saliva.
Frank looked at James with the anger in his heart.
"Grass you Jeffes, you know that Lu Dao is shit, but you still pretend not to taste it, and you deliberately let me taste it. ”
"Hehe, Frank, have you tasted it?" asked James, pretending not to know.
Frank thought about it, damn it, Lao Tzu ate shit, I want others to eat it too.
Frank also forced himself to vomit, saying, "No, I can't taste it, who wants to taste it." ”
"I'll taste it! I won't believe it!" said a woman named Midland, who immediately plucked off a piece of dog poop and threw it into her mouth.
"Uh!" Midland was there in an instant.
"Damn, it's shit, oh my God, James and Frank both ate shit, and they didn't even say it, they wanted everyone to eat it for psychological balance, so they lacked virtue. I've eaten everything, so should I say it? No, they don't say it, why should I say, yes, we want to eat and everyone eats together. ”
So, Midland shook his head and said, "It's really strange, I don't know what to say." ”
A gray-haired woman snorted, "You are all strong people with talents, I'll come." ”
The flower-haired woman also plucked a piece of hard dog poop and stuffed it in her mouth.
"Ahh
"Oh my God, it's shit, all three of them ate it, and they didn't say a word, so I ate it too. It's too yin, that Ximenyu is too much, and he actually sent a shit letter, and smeared it on the envelope so that people can't distinguish it, it's too lacking in morality. James, Frank, Midland, the three of you are too much, you eat shit yourself, and for the sake of mental balance, you even endure not to spit it out, and harm others to eat it. ”
"Okay, since they don't say it, I won't say it, I want to eat shit, let's eat it together. ”
"Well, what did you taste?" asked Midland, feeling a little guilty in her heart, but she had to do it for the sake of her mental balance when she thought that Frank didn't say anything about it.
The flower-haired woman shook her head and said, "No, I don't know what the Dao is, who of you know the Dao of the Dao to taste it yourself!"
"Damn, I don't believe it. ”
"I don't believe it either, I'll try it too, or everyone else will try it. ”
So, the remaining five people, each pulled out a big piece of hard shit. They also didn't have any doubts or hesitations, because there were already four people who tasted it.
The remaining five, threw hard shit into their mouths.
Hard shit is drawn in the mouth at once.
"Uh!" the five of them were stunned, with the same thought in their hearts, grass, shit.
"Phew!"
"Whew!"
At this moment, five people spit out at the same time, and the people who ate one by one before no longer forced it anymore and spit it out one after another.
In a conference room, nine powerhouses were desperately spitting.
The reason why the four people who ate before couldn't bear it was because it was so that the next person could eat, and now that everyone has eaten, let's vomit together.
"Bah, grass, it's shit. ”
"Water, water, water. ”
Everyone rinsed their mouths with water and tossed for five or six minutes before stopping.
"You guys are so immoral, don't say anything, cause the five of us to eat shit at the same time. The five people who ate it later said angrily.
Frank snorted: "James was the first to taste it, he knew that it was shit, not only did he not remind everyone, but he also asked me to taste it, he is so lacking in virtue, why should I say it." ”
James also snorted: "If it weren't for Frank you telling me to taste it, I wouldn't have tasted it, causing me to eat shit, and of course I would eat it together." ”
Everyone was relatively silent.
Everyone was furious for four or five minutes later.
James said, "Well, everyone has eaten, and I know what to say." Don't be angry, if you want to blame Ximenyu who killed that day, I really didn't expect him to be so despicable and shameless. Smearing dog shit on the letterhead, we are simple, and we think that he is doing this, what kind of intention is not expressed in words, who knows, he has no intention at all. ”
These nine avenue powerhouses of the Super Energy Academy, everyone is unhappy in their hearts, they feel so stupid, and they eat shit for no reason.
"James, then what do you say, what are you going to do now? I can't swallow this breath. ”
"For the humiliation of eating shit today, I, Frank, will find Ximen Yuxuezhi. ”
"Revenge, we said before, if Ximen Yu doesn't dissolve the Imperial Gate within five days, I will have millions of immortal cultivators in the Super Energy Academy and level them. But Ximenyu not only didn't listen, but also sent a shit letter, causing us to eat shit, and we couldn't bear it, so we didn't need to endure it anymore. ”
The nine people present, their faces were red with anger, I really don't know if I ate dog shit, who is to blame Ximenyu or to blame.