Text Chapter 50 If you can't play tricks, you will be tricked
Hearing this, Huang Mao was silent for a moment.
Fang Duo just showed his skills, but Huang Mao had never heard of it before, he had never seen it before, he just said that Li Damin would be unlucky, and then, Li Damin's mobile phone exploded, and he hung his last breath for his grandmother, even if he was a famous doctor in the hospital, I am afraid he would not be able to do it, plus, at the gate of the mall, he had just made a move, and Fang Duo saw that he had stolen something.
Such a person is by no means a simple person.
If you can worship him as a teacher, even if you learn from him, you will be able to gain a foothold in society.
Huang Mao stared, looked at Fang Duo solemnly, and nodded vigorously, "The apprentice is willing!"
Fang Duo was quite satisfied with Huang Mao's performance, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, he patted Huang Mao's shoulder, and said: "Okay, from today on, you will be the 250th generation disciple of my Wuji Sect, in the future, if someone bullies you again, you will report it as a teacher." β
Huang Mao blinked and scratched his head a little embarrassed, "Master, I don't know what your name is?"
Fang Duo was also embarrassed, he didn't know what Huang Mao's name was, "Yes, I don't know what your name is." β
Bai Mengran stood aside and couldn't help but want to laugh, "His name is Li Haofeng, and your master's name is Fang Duo." β
Li Haofeng is 17 years old this year, a few years younger than Bai Mengran, from childhood to adulthood, it can be said that Bai Mengran watched Li Haofeng grow up, she knows Li Haofeng, and can see that he sincerely wants to worship Fang Duo as a teacher.
Bai Mengran smiled, "You guys are embarrassed." β
Her joking words caused Fang Duo and Li Haofeng to laugh, Li Haofeng became Fang Duo's apprentice, Fang Duo naturally had the responsibility and obligation to help his apprentice and take care of Grandma Li's funeral.
As for Li Damin......
Fang Duo saw that Li Damin was Li Haofeng's father, so he called 120 and sent him to an ambulance.
"Xiao Hao. Fang Duo took out a bank card from the small cloth bag on his body and stuffed it into Li Haofeng's hand, "There are 50,000 yuan in this card, you can handle your grandmother's funeral first, as for the remaining money, it should be enough for you and grandpa to live for the time being, and you don't have to go out to steal things again." β
Li Haofeng glanced at Fang Duo, and tears gushed out in his eyes in an instant.
Since he was a child, basically no one has given Li Haofeng money, he has a father who is not four or six, he only knows how to beat him and ask for money, and has never really cared about him and his grandparents, Li Haofeng looked at the bank card in his hand, and didn't know what to say for a while.
Fang Duo pursed his lips and raised his hand to reward him with a violent shudder, "The old man bleeds without tears, I will allow you to cry for the last time when grandma passes away, from today onwards, if you dare to cry again, you will be blamed for the teacher's peach blossoms." β
Li Haofeng wiped a handful of tears and nodded vigorously towards Fang Duo.
Fang Duo rubbed his head, "Okay, it's too late today, I'll go back first." β
"Master. Li Haofeng suddenly stopped Fang Duo.
Fang Duo turned around and glanced at him, "Anything else?"
Li Haofeng said: "I want to learn from you, and wait for grandma's first seven days to pass ......."
"Looking for your sister Xiao Ran. β
"Master. β
Fang Duo was just about to leave, suddenly, he heard Li Haofeng call out these two words, he narrowed his eyes, looked like an old god was there, nodded slightly, and muttered: "The son can be taught." β
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When Fang Duo returned to the Tang family's villa, it was already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.
As soon as I entered the door, a slipper flew in front of me.
"Immeasurable, you Tianzun!" Fang Duo hurriedly dodged, "You are going to murder your husband!"
Tang Anan stood on the sofa in the living room, pinched his waist with both hands, and stared at Fang Duo angrily, "Why did you come back so late, let me ask you, what are you doing today?"
Fang Duo frowned, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, "An An, you haven't passed the door yet, why do you want to take care of your husband?"
"You ......" Tang Anan glared at Fang Duo, "Don't think I don't know what good things you did today!"
Fang Duo's heart sank, but the smile on his face did not decrease but increased, after all, Tang Anan had a marriage contract with him, and he accepted Bai Mengran tonight, if Tang Anan knew about it, with her character, if she knew about it, I don't know how she would deal with Bai Mengran.
As the saying goes, one mountain can't accommodate two tigers.
With the character of Tang An'an......
Fang grabbed a mouthful of saliva, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "I didn't do anything today." β
"You fart!"
Tang Anan jumped down from the sofa and rushed to Fang Duo in three or two steps, "Sister Xia and I both saw it, you took the girl's underwear and entered the express hotel, Fang Duo, I originally thought that you were just a liar who ate and drank, but I didn't expect that you were still a shameless pervert...... No, you're a stinky rascal!"
Hearing this, Fang Duo breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, Tang An'an's question was not aimed at Bai Mengran, otherwise, Fang Duo really didn't know how to answer.
Fang Duo touched his angular chin, squinted slightly, and said with a smile: "An An, you have wronged me, I am a good person and a good deed today, how can a naΓ―ve, kind, and simple big boy like me do dirty things." β
"Hmph!" Tang An'an snorted coldly, "Sister Xia and I saw it with our own eyes, after you left the hotel, there was a girl who walked out of that room, and I knew at a glance that she was not a good person." β
The corners of Fang Duo's mouth twitched slightly, feelings, these two aunts and grandmothers are still playing stalking today.
But if Pei Mengqi is not a good person, then he is really wronged by others, no matter how Pei Mengqi says it, he is also a people's policeman.
Fang Duo said helplessly: "Today's things are like this......
Immediately, Fang Duo told Tang Anan about today's events, of course, in the process of telling, Fang Duo deliberately concealed the fact that he and Pei Mengqi had physical contact.
After listening to Fang Duo's story, Tang An'an's eyes widened, staring at Fang Duo for a moment, and after a while, she said, "What you said is true?"
Fang Duo raised his hand and pointed to the chandelier in the living room, "Heaven and earth conscience, I can swear to heaven." β
Hearing this, Tang Anan pursed his lips, "Okay, I can trust you for the time being." However, I have to warn you, my Tang family has a family law, and the time to go home every night cannot exceed twelve o'clock, for the sake of you to do good things today, my aunt and grandmother will bypass you this time. β
She said, yawning, "It's getting late, you can go back to bed." β
Fang Duohu looked at Tang An'an's body suspiciously, this little girl, is this the wrong script, or did she take the wrong medicine?
Why is it that when I talk tonight, I am always old-fashioned, as if I have been possessed by Uncle Tang.
Tang An'an saw Fang Duo staring at him without blinking, and said with some displeasure: "Let you go back to sleep, didn't you hear? Hurry up and go upstairs!"
Fang Duo looked suspicious, blinked his eyes, scratched the back of his head, and walked up the stairs.
Seeing that Fang grabbed the second floor, Tang Anan quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Su Xia: He is back and ready to start.
Fang Duo stood in the corner of the upstairs, and then the faint light of the mobile phone, saw the cunning danger that appeared on Tang An'an's face, frowned slightly, and immediately, the corners of Fang Duo's mouth pulled out a condensed arc, he narrowed his eyes, and secretly thought in his heart: "See what tricks you can play." β
He turned around and walked towards his room, and caught a glimpse of Tang An'an's bedroom with the light still on, and a figure flashed in Tang An'an's room.
It seems that Tang Anan still has an "accomplice".
Fang Duo pretended not to know anything, walked to the door, and just stretched out his hand to put it on the doorknob, suddenly, Fang Duo realized that something was wrong, and looked up, there was a basin of water on the slightly open door.
Such a pediatric trick.
Fang Duo smiled, glanced at Tang An'an's closed door, and then, Fang Duo stepped on the wall, his figure flashed, and hung upside down on the roof of the shed, and then, Fang Duo shouted, "Oops! Who did this!?"
"Hahaha......"
Fang Duo heard a burst of laughter coming from downstairs, and then he saw Tang An'an running up to the second floor quickly.
Tang Anan stood at the door, clasped his hands in front of his chest, raised his pointed chin, and looked triumphant, "Hmph! Fang Duo, you also have today!"
Tang Anan wanted to see Fang Duo's embarrassed appearance, she stepped forward, didn't think much about it, and directly pushed the door open.
"Bang!"
"Boom la la ......"
The basin on the door frame, because Tang An'an pushed the door, suddenly buckled on the top of Tang An'an's head, and a whole basin of mopping water was poured on Tang An'an's body.
"Ahh
Tang Anan exclaimed.
succeeded in attracting the attention of the "accomplices" in her room.
Su Xia rushed out of the room and saw Tang An'an standing at the door wet all over his body, and wondered, "An'an, why are you?"
"That...... That bastard, he must have found out that we were going to play tricks on him!" Tang Anan was furious, and he planned for a whole day, wanting to play a good trick, but he didn't expect it......
Su Xia frowned, pushed the door in, "Ah!"
Before Su Xia could react, she stepped on the skateboard she had prepared in advance, and her body couldn't help but rush forward with the force of the skateboard.
"Sister Su Xia!" Tang Anan came back to his senses and stretched out his hand to pull Su Xia.
But it was a coincidence that Tang An'an placed a thumbtack on the floor in Fang Duo's room in order to "take revenge", she stepped forward and happened to step on the thumbtack, she sighed, sat on the ground with her buttocks, and her hand happened to touch the mouse trap prepared by Su Xia, and with a "snap", she clamped Tang An'an's fingers.
For a while, Fang Duo's room was filled with painful cries.
Fang Duo jumped down from the roof, with a sly smile on his face, turned on the light in the room, and as far as the eye could see, the room was in shambles.
Su Xia stepped on the skateboard, and her forehead hit the wall, turning a large red. And Tang An'an is even more embarrassed.
At this moment, Tang An'an sat on the ground, tied a thumbtack on his left foot, his right hand was caught by a mouse trap, and the silk pajamas on his body were wet with mopping water.
Because Tang An'an and Su Xia's shouts were not small, they successfully attracted Tang Bei.
Tang Bei walked behind Fang Duo, frowned, and asked in a deep voice, "Fang Duo, what's the situation?!"
Fang Duo shook his head slightly with a harmless expression, and said innocently: "Uncle Tang, I don't know what happened, I just came back, and I saw An An and Sister Su Xia like this." β