"Why do you still blame me?" I asked.

The aunt said: "You know that this amulet card must be sent back when it expires, why do you still let my nephew lend it to others?" My aunt snorted and said that you are old classmates, and you should be more attentive to your acquaintances when you do business. After the expiration date, you should urge him to pay it back, if he doesn't pay it back, you have to find his house, you have to force him to pay back, this is the attitude towards acquaintances.

I couldn't help laughing: "Lao Lu told me that the Buddha card was lost, and if I remember correctly, this idea was given by you, how can I force it?"

I have to say that her words gave me a deeper understanding of "unreasonable trouble", and I gave a thumbs up: "You are so powerful, you can fight for three points of reason without reason, then there is no way, I am not a smart person, there is no law that only smart people can do business, right? I can't see that he is lying, let alone that you taught him, what should I do?"

My aunt said, "That's your fault! You have to pay for the money to go to Thailand to cast spells." ”

I slowly got up from the sofa: "Now, I won't hide it anymore, I'll tell you the truth! In fact, you haven't seen that this amulet is fake, it has no effect at all, and it is not a human skull at all, it is a pig bone, or cooked, so your husband's evil disease has nothing to do with the amulet." ”

The two of them were dumbfounded, looked at each other, and Lu asked, "You, how can you ...... Really?" I nodded earnestly.

My aunt pointed at me and said, "Okay, look, isn't it right that I scolded him for being a profiteer? This is a big liar, specializing in deceiving acquaintances, what is this called? This is a typical fraud, return the money quickly, otherwise I will call the police, and then call!" My aunt was very proud, and said to classmate Lu that if you study hard with me, this kind of liar will be able to deceive you, and I will soon get the original form.

Classmate Lu thought for a while: "No, no, auntie, you are confused, even if Lao Tian is willing to return the money to me, what about my uncle's evil disease?" Lu said that if the Buddha card is fake, then there is no ghost, then my uncle's evil disease cannot be related to the Buddha card.

These words made my aunt stunned, and I sat on the sofa and looked at the two of them with a smile. My aunt came to her senses and pointed at me: "It turns out that you are the next trick for us to drill, why are you so cunning?

"Don't say it so badly," I said, "it's just using your logic." You can't see that this amulet card is fake, it's because you're not smart enough, no wonder I. Besides, I have agreed to return the money, and both of you have passed the assessment, whether you think it has anything to do with the amulet or not, but at least there is no loss. If you return the money, there's nothing to do with me here, bye-bye. "I said to classmate Lu, send me your bank card number, and I will send you money when I go out.

When my aunt saw me like this, she didn't move at first, but asked me, "That...... Is my husband an evil spirit?" I said, it depends on how you understand it, if you think it is, it has something to do with the amulet, it means that the amulet has an effect. If you think it's not, then it has nothing to do with me, you can find a way to find a master to solve it yourself. But I have to remind you a few words first, I have encountered a lot of customers in recent years, many of whom have been unable to solve the problem by looking for a lot of people, such as monks, Taoist priests, horse disciples, top immortals and fortune tellers. If it works, they won't ask me again.

Lu hurriedly asked: "Does that mean that these things in China are useless, only the mages in Southeast Asia are spiritual?" I said of course not, witchcraft in Southeast Asia also originated from Chinese Taoism, but it has been developed and improved by itself, and some of it is derived from some Buddhist scriptures hundreds of thousands of years ago. People protect traditional culture very well, there are always people who inherit it, masters teach disciples, many masters are in the deep mountains for generations to practice the Fa, so the effect is good; and the Chinese are too utilitarian, only money in their eyes, and the cultivation of the Fa is too hard, so no one is willing to suffer this hardship, anyway, they can cheat money, you see how many temples there are in China, the incense is very strong, incense to worship the Buddha every time hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands, who knows if there is any effect? If it doesn't work, can you go to the temple to find other monks to settle accounts? You must be beaten out.

"You mean we can't solve it ourselves?" asked Auntie.

I said, "This is the blessing of Cuban Peitong, and you can only find him, and you need to tie the bell to unlock the bell, you know the truth." But without me, it's hard for you to find him personally, and if you ask someone indiscriminately, you may be deceived or ask for a high price, think for yourself. With that, I walked to the door. I have explained this very clearly, and I am sure that the little aunt will definitely stop me. Sure enough, classmate Lu came over to stop me and told me not to worry, sit down and talk slowly. I said what is there to talk about, such an old man, he doesn't even pour saliva, how can he be hospitable.

Reluctantly, my aunt got up, went to the water dispenser, and brought me a glass of water and put it in front of me. Although she didn't speak, it was obvious that she had been a little soft, this person is used to unreasonable arguments, and lifting the bar is a good hand, fortunately, I have met a lot of customers in recent years, and there are all kinds of things, and they can be regarded as experienced in a hundred battles, otherwise they will really suffer.

When Lu asked me how much I would have to charge for casting spells, I said, "It's about 30,000 yuan to go to Thailand, and it's about 40,000 to 50,000 yuan to ask a master from Thailand to Shenyang, not including air tickets and travel expenses." "My aunt immediately said that this is unreasonable, I will pay for the journey, why do I have to add one or two thousand, who goes to find whom is not the same.

"You're so funny," I laughed, "can a master be like an ordinary person? He is a Dharma practitioner and can communicate with ghosts, otherwise why would he be able to make blessing Buddha cards, which can make you dream of yin spirits, and can help you pass the test? Do you really think that you are a fortune teller, and the textbooks of the two books, the questions you picked out from half of the book, happen to be in the exam papers? If you want a master to come to China, you have to show more sincerity, people are actually unwilling to come, and it is better for you to come over. I can not only spend less money, but also solve problems, I follow the whole process. ”