"Apprentice, I'll leave it to you!"

An old man who was beaten and his face was covered with injuries left a sentence, ran faster than a dog, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

“......”

In front of the desolate and dilapidated mountain gate, a few leaves crossed by, Wang Yi looked at the sky with both eyes, and his back was gloomy.

"Senior brother, I'm ...... I want to quit the sect!"

Behind him, a woman whose appearance only appeared on the fifth page of the Classic of Mountains and Seas was carrying luggage in her right hand, holding a bundle of cabbage in her left armpit, and said to Wang Yi with an emotionless face.

"What?"

"Bilian, what did you say?"

"Even you have to abandon Senior Brother and abandon the Bombing Heaven Gang? Senior Sister, are you hallucinating from hunger, or Senior Brother will give you something to eat!"

Wang Yi nervously grabbed the shoulders of this "Bilian" junior sister.

There are only two of them left in the sect.

If the junior sister also leaves, then who will wash the dishes for eating?

"Senior brother, we are all adults, don't be so naïve, okay?"

Bi Lian shook Wang Yi's hand away indifferently, pointed to the mountain gate, and said, "Look at it, the master knows that gambling and gambling, in addition to a piece of door number, what valuable things are left in the sect?"

"There is a lot of rumor outside, the master gambles this time, and he owes the money of the disciples of Qingyunmen!"

"Qingyun Sect, that is the number one sect within a radius of thousands of miles, even if it is a miscellaneous disciple, it may be a master of the marrow washing realm. ”

"The creditors of Qingyunmen came to the door, and we can only be beaten like a master if we stay here, and if we don't get it, we will be beaten to death!"

"I'm young, I haven't been in a relationship yet, but I don't want to die. ”

"Farewell!"

After saying this, the sixty-year-old junior sister Bilian left without looking back......

A strong wind blew.

The rusty "Bombing Gang" sign shook and fell down and fell into two.

Wang Yi: "......"

He silently looked at the back of his sister leaving, and Xin Xiaoqi's "Comprehension" sounded in his ears-

I thought I was going to cry

But I didn't

I'm just stunned at your steps

Give you my last blessing

This is not a kind of realization

............

【Oh Huo!】

[Congratulations on activating the Three Realms, Six Paths, Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, invincible, cool, handsome, hanging and bombing, and do not accept any rebuttal of the adventure system!]

[This system is a green speed version, and all rewards will be issued to the host at one time in a humanized manner, so as to avoid the trouble of ding ding ding!]

【Oh Huo!】

[Congratulations to the host, you can get 10000000000 adventures at one time!]

[The system will intelligently trigger the adventure with one click according to the host's future life situation until the number of times is exhausted!]

[Gently I go, just as I come gently.] 】

[Hello host, goodbye host!]

Suddenly.

A synthesized mechanical sound rings in my head!

"it!"

"The legendary traverser is standard, and the system boss has finally arrived!"

"Simple and rude, directly aimed at the inner needs of the host, only into my body, not into my life, this is the most sassy and hardcore system I have ever seen!"

Wang Yi was stunned for a moment, and then laughed for three seconds.

Why did you only laugh for three seconds?

Because I'm so hungry, I can't laugh!

[Congratulations, the host was detected to be starving, triggering an adventure "pie in the sky."] (999999999 number of adventures remaining)]

Whoa!

As the mechanical sound sounded again, in the air, a pie smashed down without warning, rolled around mischievously, and lay in front of Wang Yi.

"Is it so sassy?!"

Wang Yi looked at the pie with a confused expression.

A string of information appeared on the pie.

【Beef and green onion pie】

[Xu Xiaolan, a female disciple of Qingyunmen, went out to experience and flew over the dry food accidentally left behind by the mountain gate of the Bombing Heaven Gang. Handmade, crispy and delicious, eat it while it's hot, it seems to still retain her body temperature!]

"God keeps his body temperature!"

Wang Yi looked at this pie and drooled.

The entire "Bombing Gang" was defeated by the loser master and had nothing, leaving him, the bare pole elder brother.

Even the last few cabbages in the vegetable field were taken away by Senior Sister Bilian before leaving.

God pity!

It's been days since I've had a full meal!

People are very hungry, and the soil is fragrant, let alone pies?

He didn't care about so much, picked up the pie and devoured it, and soon ate all the scum left!

"Poof!"

My stomach was full.

At this time, Wang Yi let out a fart inexplicably, and at the same time had a bad premonition - he was going to have diarrhea.

In this pit than the sect, boil cabbage in clear water and boil cabbage.

Suddenly, there was a big pie with oily meat, and I picked it up from the ground and ate it, and I didn't know if it was unhygienic, and it was strange if I didn't eat it and hurt my stomach!

Wang Yi ran to the toilet in the back mountain in embarrassment.

"It's comfortable!"

Three minutes later.

In the swaying simple toilet that may collapse at any time, Wang Yi finally stretched his brows and was refreshed.

However.

Reaching out and grabbing the toilet paper basket on the side, his expression instantly froze - the toilet paper was used up!

What kind of immortal sect is this?!

Wang Yi was so uncomfortable that he wanted to cry.

[Congratulations, it was detected that the host went to the toilet without paper, triggering an adventure "Toilet Paper Miracle Skill".] (999999998 number of encounters remaining)]

A gust of wind is blowing!

A piece of the roof of the toilet fell and landed in front of Wang Yi, and there was a pile of old and yellowed toilet paper in the crack!

Glance at it.

A piece of information is revealed.

【Old toilet paper】

[Three hundred years ago, on a whim, the ancestor of the Bombing Heaven Gang created a nameless exercise on toilet paper. It seems to be ordinary, but in fact it is the first in the universe! Cultivate well, don't live up to the expectations of the ancestors!]

"Plain, the first in the universe?"

"You think I'll believe you if you rhyme?"

Wang Yi was skeptical.

He reached out and picked up the pile of toilet paper, and the words on it seemed to come alive, flying directly into his mind, and the exercises began to run endlessly!

Quench the body and weigh it!

Quenching double!

............

Exchange blood for a heavy!

Double blood exchange!

............

Wash the marrow!

............

Nine folds of marrow washing!

Wang Yi began to practice the "toilet paper magic skill", and his cultivation improved by leaps and bounds.

Instantly from the quenching realm, the blood exchange realm...... Break through all the way to the Nine Heavens of the "Washing Pulp Realm" before stopping!

"Awesome!"

"It's mediocre, the world's best toilet paper miracle!"

Once upon a time.

Wang Yi's practice day and night is the "Seventy-two Styles of Exploding the Sky" taught by the old gambler master.

Eighteen years, it's not as good as these three minutes.

Wang Yi comprehended the magic of toilet paper.

I wiped my butt with it and walked out of the toilet.

Cold!

The meridians all over the body crackled and exploded, and a heart-piercing pain came.

"Not good!"

"Although the toilet paper magic skill is powerful, it needs a strong physique to support it, otherwise it is possible to go mad and die with the meridians of the whole body!"

Wang Yi recalled the words on the toilet paper.

[Congratulations, it was detected that the host's cultivation went mad and triggered an adventure "Jiuyang Divine Body". Ask the host to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and receive one minute of photosynthesis, and then it can be turned on. (999999997 number of encounters remaining)]

"God is so photosynthetic, I'm not a green plant!"

Spit and spit and spit out.

Lives matter.

Wang Yi naturally did what he did.

It was exactly noon.

The sun shone on Wang Yi's body, and a minute later, he really felt an inexplicable power come in.

All the pain is gone!

All broken meridians are repaired!

A string of words, floating in front of you!

【Jiuyang Divine Body】

[This physique only exists in ancient legends, and you are the first one to open it in ancient times. With the power of the mysterious Nine Suns, temper the true qi in the body, and the combat power is nine times that of the same realm, which is a necessary divine body for leapfrogging challenges and pretending to be forced to slap the face!]

"Hahahaha!"

"Awesome, Lao Tzu is about to take off-[Broken Voice]"

Wang Yi held his forehead and let out a heartbroken laugh.

............

"Dugu Gou, you get out of here!"

Suddenly!

Rumble!

There was an angry roar outside, and the mountain gate was kicked directly away.

", could it be that the creditor of Qingyunmen has come to the door?"

Lonely dog left!

This is the great name of the loser master.

Now that the impoverished sect will come, who will come except for the creditors of the master?