"100 skewers of roasted edamame, 100 skewers of roast goat, 100 skewers of roasted donkey meat, 10 plates of conch, and 5 cold beers!"

At this time, the boss and the proprietress were smiling and reporting the dishes, and at the same time, they quickly served them some barbecue at a trotting pace.

After the dishes were put away, the boss said with a smile: "A few gentlemen, please use it slowly, what else do you need, just say hello, ensure that you are on call, our barbecue here is absolutely genuine, fake one pays ten! If the cold beer is not cold, the drinks are all-inclusive!"

"Hehe, the boss is really authentic in business, and then give us this, and in half an hour, we will have a copy. Yi Shaoyang said with a laugh.

"Okay!" Hearing that he wanted to order another one like this, the boss's face smiled even more.

When barbecuing, the small business, the profit is very thin, small profits are quick turnover, of course, the more guests eat, the more he can earn.

After the boss left, Yi Shaoyang took three bottles of cold beer, unscrewed the cap directly with his hands, pushed two bottles to Chen Haoyang and Wugong, and picked up one bottle himself: "Two old brothers, when I was in the private room, the environment was not right, now I respect the two brothers with a bottle." ”

"A bottle?" Chen Haoyang is getting older, and when he heard it, he drank a bottle at the beginning, and thought he had heard it wrong.

"Yes, I hate each other for the two brothers, so I have to blow a bottle. ”

Chen Haoyang wanted to say something, Wu Gong waved his hand and said loudly: "What are you afraid of, I don't believe that we have lived such a long time, and we can still lose to him, a kid who has not grown hair, and I will have fun today." ”

Zhou Weiguo couldn't sit still again, and immediately got up and reminded: "Two chiefs, when you were leaving, Auntie reminded you not to drink more. ”

"Go and go, I used to see that your little comrade was a good comrade, how do you look at it today, why are you always an acorn-stirring stick!"

Zhou Weiguo had that thought, and he couldn't wait to find a piece of tofu to hit his head.

-stirring sticks?

If this nickname spreads, he will become a brigadier general of a-stirring stick, and he will not see anyone in the future.

It's all to blame on Yi Shaoyang, this damn bastard!

Zhou Weiguo, who didn't dare to be angry with the chief, suddenly found the target of catharsis, staring at Yi Shaoyang with sharp eyes, eager to eat the culprit alive.

Hi hi

Regarding Zhou Weiguo's eyes, Yi Shaoyang completely regarded it as a gust of wind, and joked with a smile: "It seems that the two leaders are also tracheitis, and they are still managed by a little follower sent by the old sister-in-law when they go out, so I won't embarrass the two brothers, I'll do it myself." ”

After speaking, he picked up the bottle with a grunt and blew it on the bottom in a few sips.

Grunt......

This time, even the bold martial arts swallowed saliva, this kid looks like a master who can drink, do you want to stop drinking?

As soon as this thought appeared, it was extinguished by martial arts, and he was also a person with a strong temper: "Boy, don't provoke me, drink." ”

After saying that, he picked up the bottle and dried.

Chen Haoyang sat next to him, watching his old buddy being squeezed by a hairy boy for a few words, he couldn't hold his breath and smiled bitterly.

It's just that the martial arts have been done, and if he doesn't do it, it's a bit unauthentic.

They are all old comrades-in-arms for many years, this can't be a dead comrade-in-arms, right?

Zhou Weiguo stood next to him, his eyes widened, which was different from the old leader he knew.

Belch!

Yi Shaoyang burped, touched his belly, picked up three skewers of barbecue, entered the left mouth, and pulled the right side, leaving only three smooth wooden strips.

Ha ha......

After Chen Haoyang finished drinking, he just saw his eating appearance, and immediately smiled: "I haven't sat with your kid before, and I thought that your kid was like those boys, and he looked elegant everywhere. ”

"Hey, two brothers, you don't understand this, I'll tell you"

"People, is this life just for comfort? You say that those boys, those crepe eating appearances, isn't this to find yourself uncomfortable? For the sake of a face, if you are uncomfortable, that is called deserved. ”

"Okay, that's right!" Wu Gong rolled up his sleeves, picked up three strings, and just like Yi Shaoyang, he entered with his left mouth, pulled it on his right, and chewed it in a big gulp, and said loudly while chewing: "It really tastes like this." ”

Zhou Weiguo wanted to speak, but he thought that he was stirring all night today, so he honestly didn't speak.

After a few bottles of wine, Chen Haoyang, a person who is not as good as martial arts, also talked more: "Boy, why do I see why you are more pleasing to the eye than I look at? ”

Poof!

When Zhou Weiguo heard this, his depressed mood for a day was finally compensated a little, and he couldn't hold back his laughter.

After Yi Shaoyang heard this, he looked back at this guy, and his eyes rolled: "Brother Chen, you don't know this, I have a kind of righteousness, an awe-inspiring righteousness, the so-called smell is a confidant, you see that I am pleasing to the eye, that is, we all have this kind of righteousness, just like you look at the-stirring stick that is not pleasing to the eye, it is because I don't deal with your temper." ”

Bastard!

After Zhou Weiguo heard this, he scolded irrepressibly in his heart, this guy's advantage is really not easy to take advantage of, if you take advantage of him, he will definitely disgust you tenfold.

That's a good explanation. Chen Haoyang nodded: "Zhou Weiguo, this kid just lacks this bit of breath on your body, if this kid can have half of what you dare to do, his future is limitless." ”

"Brother Chen, Brother Wu, don't sweep our excitement for a-stirring stick, come on, keep up the good work, and blow another bottle. ”

"Come on, it's hard for us to be afraid of you kid. ”

…………

After an hour passed, Zhou Weiguo stood next to him and wanted to come up several times, but he stopped, looking at the hundreds of bottles around him, full of anxiety.

The three of them have already drunk more than a hundred bottles.

Even if it's beer, it's a little too much, and on average, it's more than 30 fights.

This way of drinking, let alone wine, even the stomach can't bear the cold water.

However, he didn't dare to go up and persuade, and after a dozen bottles of persuasion, he didn't know how much he said.

But each time, the results were not only greatly unsatisfactory, but also severely criticized by the leaders. He really didn't want to be criticized anymore.

"Ah, Comrade Shaoyang, I can't hold it anymore and I'm going to the toilet. Wu Gong was already drunk, pressed his stomach, and said loudly.

Ha ha......

Chen Haoyang immediately teased: "Old Wu, it seems that you can't do it, your kidney has to be replenished well." ”

"Hmph, Lao Chen, you don't laugh at me, I drank a few more glasses of water before leaving, you old boy is slippery, you must have expected this kid to embarrass us, so you honestly confess, you haven't drunk water for a few days?"

Zhou Weiguo was a little miserable, these two old chiefs were really drunk.

They even began to expose each other's shortcomings.

"Haha, two brothers, if you want to release water, you can put it away, our people's kidneys can be a little worse, but our country's kidneys can't be bad. ”

Hearing this, the two old guys who exposed each other's shortcomings stopped talking.

muttered: "The kidneys of the country cannot be bad." ”

It sounded very meaningful to them, just like the barbecue stall owner's words, which were not coarse.

"Good boy, that's a good thing to say. Chen Haoyang patted Yi Shaoyang on the shoulder and said, "Just for your words, let's have another bottle for the three of us." ”

"Drink it, Lao Chen, you think I'm still afraid of you. Wu Gong said with a red face.

"Come on, come on, two old brothers, there is a classic old brother who sings not very well, there are three bottles after drinking this bottle, one bottle does not count, you have to drink three bottles. ”

"Stinky boy, bullying us not to be fashionable, right? Let me tell you, this classic old song is still a popular song when we were in high school, brother, I know, people sing like this, and there are three more glasses after drinking this cup. ”

"Although you kid is slippery, you don't like it enough for my brother, let's finish drinking this bottle, and there are three more bottles. ”

Zhou Weiguo looked at you and me, the two old leaders who talked more than Yi Shaoyang, obviously the two old leaders were already drunk.

The drunkenness of the two old leaders made Zhou Weiguo not know what to say, and it is estimated that the two old leaders had already forgotten the real purpose of inviting Yi Shaoyang today.

Secretly looked at Yi Shaoyang again, as a bystander, he watched the whole process.

The two old leaders unknowingly followed Yi Shaoyang's train of thought, which he had never seen before.

Probably only a demon like Yi Shaoyang can do it.

After a few bottles of wine from a few people, the boss came over and persuaded with a smile: "Three gentlemen, you have drunk enough today, you can't drink anymore." ”

Smack!

Yi Shaoyang patted the table: "Why brother, are you afraid that you won't give you money and eat overlord meals?"

"No, no" The boss immediately shook his hand and said with a smile: "It's that we're closing, so we're closing." ”

Chen Haoyang looked at his domineering appearance, and said with a calm face a little unhappy: "You kid, you can't drink a few taels of cat urine, how can you be embarrassed by other people's bosses?"

"Thank you, sir, thank you, this boss didn't embarrass us, it's just that we're really closing. ”

Syllable!

Yi Shaoyang slapped the table and stood up: "I come to the boss's stall every day to eat barbecue, why didn't I find out that you closed the stall so early, didn't you say that you were afraid of not giving money? ”

The boss is a person who has studied in college, and he silently calculates in his heart: Today, I have eaten more than 2,000 yuan, plus the cost of wine, almost 3,853 yuan.

Thirty percent additional service charge at home. That's close to 5,000 yuan.

(End of chapter)