But Xu Yuanxuan regretted it too late, what these pandas said had been automatically translated and broadcast by the 2333 Immortal Labor Bureau......

Fortunately, no one in the audience would think that this was said by the pandas, and they instinctively thought that the voice actors were more skinny.

"This dubbing is too skinny. ”

"Oops, hell kill me. ”

"When I heard the voice, I thought it was a simple man, but this time I looked at it, and it was more skin than Guodanpi. ”

Xu Yuanxuan adjusted the camera with his mind, facing the audience, of course, the hiding of the tail had already been canceled by him.

"Hello everyone, I'm Eight-Tails, today I was going to take you to enjoy the style of Mars, but now it's the end of the era, I can only rely on the will you give to survive in a vacuum, and on Mars, and the amount needed is very large, so I have no choice but to cancel this plan, today, let's get closer to the giant pandas, to see what the world is like in their eyes. ”

Seo Won-hyun hopes that these viewers can bring more people to watch the live broadcast, and when the time comes, he will repay the audience in the form of a real cosmic or extraterrestrial live broadcast.

The real shape of the eight-tailed cat is very large, but it is a form used for fighting, when it is not necessary, Xu Yuanxuan will maintain the posture of an ordinary white cat, but it is more slender than an ordinary white cat, and the tail is not so much a cat tail, but a bit like the tail of a nine-tailed fox, with clouds of hair, although it is now petite, and the eight tails occupy more space than an adult giant panda, of course, the cat in front of Zhu Yumeng is usually an ordinary cat tail.

"Lord Eight-tailed, I can play with this tail for the rest of my life!"

"Lord-sama Saigao!"

"Lord Eight-Tails, please trample on me severely..."

"Lord Eight-Tails, I'm going to give you a monkey!"

The monkey one, let's take a step to talk, cough, no, I can't be sorry for Yumeng!

"This viewer who wants to give birth to a monkey, you need a Monkey King... The viewer who wants to trample, you can call the hotline of the Center for Mental Illness, xxx-xxxxxxxx. I believe it will help you. Xu Yuanxuan refused the temptation with solemn words, why is his heart so painful?

As for the phone number from the Center for Abnormal Human Studies? Of course, I accidentally saw it while watching the news.

"These pandas are protected animals by the state, and they live a good life every day, let's see what they think of humans. ”

Xu Yuanxuan said, and walked towards an extras (panda), "This... Big brother?"

The extras were furious: "You bear child, how can you talk, there are a few whisks in your buttocks, you think you are a nine-tailed demon fox.....? I'm a female!"

"Poof" A group of viewers sprayed, hoping they didn't drink water, tea, and drinks just now.

The audience was crazy with joy.

"Oh, this dubbing will wait for Lord Eight-tails to go back, will it be scratched to death? ”

"I feel sorry for the dubbing sauce of the future for a second, I think we can carve a monument for him, and I will definitely use it later. ”

"That's too skinny, isn't it? Dust in the ass, poof, make me laugh for a while. ”

"Oops, no, my stomach hurts, and I laughed so early that my due date was advanced...."

“........” Xu Yuanxuan resisted the urge to kill the panda and silently thought three times in his heart: This is a national protected animal!

Only then did he continue to speak to it: "This... Big sister?"

The extra, Panda, was angry again, "Who is your eldest sister! She is only two years old, and she is a girl in the flower season!"

I can't talk well with this panda, so Xu Yuanxuan decided to change it. He wanted to go, but the "flower girl" didn't want him to go, the two-year-old panda was still quite lively, but usually no one played with her at all, those old pandas had to live a life, and they were very lazy every day.

"Hey, bear child, what did you just want to tell me?" she stopped in front of Xu Yuanxuan and asked suspiciously.

Seeing that he could speak normally, Xu Yuanxuan didn't bother, "What do you think of those humans who usually come here?"

"They're all bad guys!" said the girl with an indignant face.

"Oh, what's wrong?"

"They grabbed the babies and gave them injections, and it was useless for me to struggle, but it hurt!" cried the young girl.

“........ Is there anything else?" "That's vaccinations or something, right? Human kids have to get vaccinated too." What's more, there are fake vaccines for human children, and almost all of you are true...

The girl squirmed and said, "They... I checked the male and female of every panda, and made a record! They are still the big girls of yellow flowers! These stinky hooligans!"

“....... Uh" species are different, and they can't give birth to monkeys, so let them see it, and they won't get pregnant....

But it's live broadcasting, of course Xu Yuanxuan can't say this, otherwise he will be called a joke anchor in the future, and his original tall image will be ruined!

"This group of humans is so unbelievable!" in the end, Xu Yuanxuan could only say against his will.

Eat soil every day to reward the anchor with a resource star, go and grab the treasure chest

"It's not a reward for the anchor, I'm for the dubbings, you are leather!"

"....." makes these audiences think that they are voice actors, and knowing the truth may be even more cruel to them.

Seo Won-hyun continued to ask the flower girl, "So don't humans do anything good?"

"Except for the occasional meat and milk to us, we don't do anything good, do they?" replied after a moment's thought, it seemed that in her eyes, humans really didn't do anything good.

A middle-aged panda next to him couldn't stand it anymore and said, "My panda family, born here, has no natural enemies, the original tigers, leopards have been driven away by humans, besides, meat and milk are also given for free, you girl, you must know how to be grateful." ”

Xu Yuanxuan nodded, isn't this a sensible panda. But when he turned around, he regretted it, because of what the panda said next.

"Those human beings are stupid and have a lot of money, and they can get such a comfortable life by selling cuteness a little, this is our food and clothing, you usually think they are not good, just put it in your heart. When a human comes, you'll have to sell your cuteness. ”

The girl nodded obediently, "Got it, Daddy." ”

...... "You father and daughter are singing double reeds." Did you pandas start learning such realistic and social things when they were two years old?

Even Emperor Ning De, who was watching the live broadcast, felt that something was wrong: "Are these pandas too comfortable?

The director of the Bureau of Civil Affairs hurriedly replied, "The number is still too small, only about 4,500 pandas are actually living in the wild, and these pandas actually live in a large zoo..."

"Throw that flower girl and her father into the wild!" Emperor Ningde, who has already obtained a lot of information, doesn't think that this is a voice actor dubbing....

The director of the Bureau of Civil Affairs wiped his sweat, "These two pandas are going to be killed by voice actors...", he doesn't have as much information as the emperor has received.

Xu Yuanxuan felt that he couldn't play well with these captive giant pandas.

He decided to go further apertain, where there were wild animals.

The reserve is separated from the wild by a wall about three meters high. However, it is only three meters high, of course, it is difficult for Xu Yuanxuan. He jumped lightly, jumped up to a meter high, and with his claws on the wall, he went up to the top of the wall.

Seeing what was on top of the wall, Xu Yuanxuan was dumbfounded. That's the high-voltage power grid, right?

Xu Yuanxuan didn't dare to joke with his own life, so he immediately threw a stand-in puppet, stepped on its back, and then ran away, and arrived safely in the wild area.

As the white cat that the puppet turned into had been instantly burned by electricity, Xu Yuanxuan hurriedly took it back, but found that it had been completely abolished.

This is really a pretending B, a mismatch.....

In fact, in order to be afraid of electricity falling animals, there is a thick layer of glass about one and a half meters high separated on both sides, but Xu Yuanxuan has already run through the glass just now, and he is about to turn off the high-voltage power grid. It can be regarded as a typical case of being handsome and dying, if he climbs up honestly, there will be no such thing.

"Poof, Lord Yao almost capsized in the gutter, and the power grid is afraid that there is 100,000 volts of high-voltage electricity. ”

"Hey, Lord Eight-tails is a fairy cat, how can he be electrocuted by a mere high-voltage electricity, but if he can make his tail more fluffy, it may be as beautiful as a peacock when the time comes..."

I'm afraid this is not a tail control.

"Don't you even watch the news? A while ago, a large number of poachers went there, and the government said that a high-voltage power grid with 10 million volts was installed..."

"Ten million...."At this time, even a group of people who had full confidence in the Eight Tails did not speak. Normally, 100,000 volts can instantly roast people to the ground.