Xiao Guo didn't dare to be angry, nor did he dare to speak, he was aggrieved like a little mushroom.

Zhou Jiu rubbed enough claws, and specially stepped on his shoulder, wanting to see how soft and hard this little mushroom was.

The result of the trial is that this little mushroom has a very soft temper and can be bullied casually.

Xu Lao couldn't stand it: "Crow, can you stop bullying Xiao Guo like this?

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, walked back from Xiao Guo's shoulder, jumped on the rattan behind him in three or two clicks, and looked down.

After a while, there was already a shallow layer of mushrooms in the vine.

You must know that the rattan on Xiao Guo's back is too big, such a layer of mushrooms, it is enough to pour a pot after going back.

Xiao Guo obediently squatted in place and did not move, afraid that he would stand up and fall the master behind him.

Xu Lao shook his head amusedly, reached out and threw a handful of mushrooms into the basket while rubbing Zhou Jiu's hair.

"Have you seen enough, let's go, it's almost harvested here, and we still have a long way to patrol the mountains." ”

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, flew to Xu Lao's shoulder, got into his hat, and finished pedaling his paws to signal that Driver Xu could go.

Xu Lao turned around and roared three "huskies": "Let's go! Don't howl blindly, if you howl again, the wolves will be lured over." ”

The two dog bosses obediently shut up, the husky was not so easy to brake the car, but Xu Lao's brain bombarded his head and was directly violently suppressed.

Zhou Jiu looked at the aggrieved husky, but he was concerned about another important point: "Wolf?"

Xu Lao said as he walked: "Yes, wolf, but it also depends on the situation, I remember that I heard about it more than ten years ago, and I haven't heard of it at all in these years, but if it appears, it is also possible." I tell you, when you see that, you will find a way to save my life, and then you must go up the tree, if you can't climb it, you will guard under our tree, and I will protect you with a gun, and don't act rashly. ”

This sentence was obviously not said to Zhou Jiu, he, who has wings, basically doesn't have to worry about the wolf's attack.

Xiao Guo and the dog boss run in the mountains all year round, so they naturally know it.

This is mainly addressed to the husky.

However......

Zhou Jiu was stunned, thinking that with the husky's funny nature, maybe he would go up to recognize a kiss.

Husky: Hi buddy!

Wolf: You seem to be provocative.

Then he pressed it down and ate it.

Zhou Jiu withdrew his divergent imagination and thought about what Xu Lao had just said.

Speaking of guns, when Xu Lao came out, he had a basket on his back, Zhou Jiu had been staying in his hat, and the hat was half-drooping in the basket, so close that Zhou Jiu didn't even notice that there was an old-fashioned shotgun in it.

Week 9: ......

Zhou Jiu is so old, it is the first time to follow the gun, and the two brothers in the compartment fabric have slept for so long, and they are simply stunned when they come back to their senses.

This stunned god made Xu Lao misunderstand, there used to be an idiom called the bird that frightened the bow, but now it should be a bird with a frightened gun.

Maybe this starling has had a shadow of this in the past, and I'm afraid it will be scary at this time.

So he quickly explained: "I didn't bring this in for hunting, but this mountain is not as safe as at home after all." I don't want to hurt anything else, but I also want to protect myself. ”

Zhou Jiu expressed understanding, and climbed out of his hat, stretched out his paw and flicked the shotgun, so excited that he didn't look like a shadow at all.

Basically, every man will have a little hero complex in his heart.

It's just that in some social contexts, most of these complexes cannot be satisfied.

At this time, when he touched the real gun, Zhou Jiu was inevitably a little excited, and even wanted to jump into the gun to look at the trigger of the gun.

If you can, you'd like to ......

"Don't even think about it. ”

Old Xu seemed to have eyes behind his back.

"If you touch it this time, don't even think I'll take you out in the future. It's not a toy, don't you touch it, what if something happens?"

After saying that, he pulled the shotgun out of the basket, checked that it was not loaded, and put it back when it was finished.

After putting it back, Zhou Jiu was sure, no matter what happened before, anyway, now this gun is absolutely unloaded and unloaded.

Zhou Jiu didn't understand much, and he didn't bother to move again.

He didn't want to lose his freedom in the future because of a momentary flirtation.

Xiao Guo stood up slowly, although he was a half-sized child, everywhere was the most vivid time.

But after squatting for so long, I still have a little leg numbness and backache.

Xiao Guo muttered.

Xu Lao's ears were sharp, and he immediately subconsciously said: "Where does the child have a waist!"

Xiao Guo looked at Xu Lao in surprise, and didn't expect that the words he muttered casually would actually be heard by Xu Lao.

But it's okay to hear it, it's just that this comfort is too rough.

Xiao Guo: "If you have low back pain, you have a waist." ”

"No waist!"

Xiao Guo touched his waist aggrievedly, feeling that Xu Lao was really talking nonsense with his eyes open.

In fact, if children really want to count, they must have this part.

But in general, people avoid the word.

Because it is said that children have no waist, in fact, it is because of the homonym of the waist, the so-called early death of the child is for the sake of precariousness, in order to avoid it, for fear that the child will die, it is always said that the child has no waist.

In the past, it was difficult to raise children, and adults were afraid that children would die, but they thought of many ways.

gave a cheap name, wore a red belly pocket, recognized the tree and the stone as a godfather and godmother, and sent it to the temple to practice as a registered disciple......

It can be described as varied, and there is no shortage of tossing people.

In comparison, just avoiding words is already a very easy little taboo.

On the other hand, it is a very objective fact that children generally have a little baby belly, and the baby belly is very strong.

Where there will be any waist line, it is natural to joke that children have no waist.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and didn't explain the connotation behind this, anyway, when Xiao Guo grew up, he would naturally follow suit.

Whether he knew it for what it was for or not, it was a delicate inheritance.

The husky flicked his tail and ran left and right, running like a guerrilla soldier, but he was scared back by the canine bosses every time.

It's too fast, and it's probably only suitable for creeps.

If you are an underground worker, you are afraid that you will not even dare to hand out the information, and if you are caught, the enemy will spit out before you ask.

The husky ran and ran, and finally walked around on this acre and three points of land, and in the panic of being scared back, he finally knocked Xu Lao into a stumbling ground without a long eye.

Then he quickly jumped up and shrank behind Zhou Jiu, who just flew out, ready to grab the mushroom with his claws.

Zhou Jiu: This is really an unwarranted disaster.

Xu Lao, who was angry again, directly asked Zhou Jiu to get out of the way, obviously to train the husky at one time.

"Is the dog more important or is the old man important?"

Zhou Jiu groaned.

Xu Lao roared angrily: "Do you still hesitate to ask for this kind of question?!"

Zhou Jiu firmly stepped aside with his claws.

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