Chapter 623: Pretending to be stupid
Qi Guanguan: "...... I didn't learn from them. ”
"But the overlap rate of your behavior has reached eighty or ninety percent, and it is not you who learned them, but they who learned yours. ”
Qi Guan Guan is speechless.
It's better to admit that she learned from those little pets, otherwise the old man will really think that the little pets learned from her, and maybe she will have to ask her again.
Qi Guanguan remembered that just now after the budgie revealed that it had been handed over to the little squirrel who had run away from home, Zhou Jiu suddenly calmly slapped the budgie fiercely.
…… I always feel that if I tell this thing, maybe my grandfather will also beat him, after all, this thing is too unreliable.
Qi Guanguan poked Zhou Jiu very entangledly, she originally wanted to delay the move for so much a week, but she was instantly put on the agenda.
Thinking that if she continues to stay at home, with so much behavior from her mouth, it is estimated that her grandfather will look at her more and more unpleasantly, and he may have to slap her twice before going out after he is done.
It's better to say goodbye, she's moving out, it's better to leave a better impression. When I recall it like this, I also feel warm, rather than a feather duster in my head, and when I think about it, I feel that it is particularly affecting family harmony.
Old Man Qi put the last chess yard on the top, and a beautiful pyramid was built like this, Old Man Qi took a closer look, and adjusted the position of some of them, so that the whole pyramid tended to be perfect.
"It's okay to move out. The crow, the shopkeeper, and the clouds covered with snow were all left for me. ”
Qi Guanguan: "...... Grandpa, I'm your own granddaughter. Are you just going to let them stay and not keep mine?"
Old Man Qi: "What do you have to keep? You have hands and feet, you won't come back by yourself? Besides, I'm not driving you out, you're going to leave by yourself." ”
Qi Guanguan was not convinced: "But none of them have hands and feet." When they want to come back, can I also bring them back with me? And I don't go out to have fun for myself, I don't want to contribute to society and lay the foundation for the future of my country. ”
Old Man Qi was amused by Qi Guanguan's shamelessness: "As long as you give the future of the motherland as the cornerstone, I will thank God if you don't dig the corner of the motherland." And not all of them have hands and feet, for example, the crow only has wings, but no hands. ”
"Wouldn't it be better if we didn't have hands and wings, we could all just walk home, and it could fly back. ”
Old Man Qi doesn't care about Qi Guanguan, if you want to talk about it, Old Man Qi can indeed make his granddaughter speechless, but this kind of car talk is not interesting.
Old man Qi gave birth to a feeling of being alone and seeking defeat in his heart, after all, if you talk to people at the same level, between you and me, every sentence is a knowledge point, and you don't need to be long-winded after it's over, once someone falls behind, you can naturally feel that you are losing, and you will immediately take the initiative to end the topic.
is not like her own granddaughter now, she feels that she has to forcibly quibble after she loses, and after she is done, she still tries to pull Old Man Qi to the same IQ level as her and make fun together.
Zhou Jiu didn't have much resistance to going back, and even had a little bit of anticipation. He is an idle character, he can toss wherever he goes, if he returns to the Xianyuan community, he also feels happy, after all, it is the first foothold after he became a bird, and the first batch of people and the first pets he is familiar with are in the Xianyuan community.
Speaking of which, he still remembers that Uncle Zuo told him that he was going to plant watermelons for him in a small yard in the suburbs. It stands to reason that if watermelon can be eaten in summer, it will be sown in spring. It's almost the end of spring, and it is estimated that if the watermelon can't be planted anymore, there will be no watermelon to eat in the summer.
Zhou Jiu was stunned, and after thinking about it, he still didn't have much hope in the end. After all, many people don't take what they say on their own seriously.
It's not necessarily that everyone is untrustworthy, but the moment they say it, they really really had the idea of this moment, but in the later operation, because of many difficulties, or a moment of forgetfulness, so this matter naturally went away.
Many people become parents who do not necessarily come true to what they say to their children. What's more, what these fake parents say to their pet sons is basically ......
Hey?
Zhou Jiu suddenly felt that something was wrong, if he really wanted to say it, he felt that what some parents said to their own children might not be taken seriously, but what they said to their pet children was completely regarded as a holy decree.
For example, during the Chinese New Year, my own children received a red envelope, and their parents told them to give them the red envelope first, and then return it to them when they want to use it in the future......
But if these pet parents tell their pet children not to eat these canned food given by others now, and then give them to eat after a while, these things can basically return to the pets' mouths after they are finished.
For example, parents say that when they are free, they will take their children to the park or playground to play, and nine times out of ten, they will be pushed again and again because of their parents' work.
But if you promise your pet children to take it out for a walk at some point, it will definitely come true, even if it rains, you have to go out for a walk in a dog and a cat raincoat.
Tsk, this eccentric world.
Qi Guanguan pouted: "I suspect that I am not biological, these small ones in the family are your biological ones." ”
Old Man Qi lowered his head and drank wolfberry chrysanthemum tea: "You are indeed not biological, you can go to the trash can behind the hospital where you were born to rummage through it, maybe you can even recognize a relative." ”
Zhou Jiu: "Poof." ”
Qi Guanguan: ......
Qi Guanguan couldn't talk about his grandfather, and when he heard Zhou Jiu laughing on the side, he turned his head and began to embarrass his pet: "Crow, do you want to stay or go back with me!"
Zhou Jiu didn't want to get involved in the intimate quarrel between the two grandchildren at all, so he flapped his wings and stayed aside and pretended to be stupid.
However, Qi Guanguan knew Zhou Jiu's character, and he couldn't tolerate him not standing on the side, so he suddenly became angry: "Don't you want to go back with me!"
Zhou Jiu: Pretend to be well-behaved .jpg
The budgie silently made trouble: "I like the new and hate the old." ”
Old Man Qi did not let go of it: "See the difference." ”
Qi Guanguan was heartbroken: "The number of classics has forgotten." ”
Week 9: ...... I, I'll just play stupid, do you guys?