Chapter 283: Poisonous Tongue Judge

As the competition deepened, Gao Jun finally understood why there were so many poisonous judges in the audition stage of various talent shows.

To be honest, they were wronged, and most of the time, they weren't insulting the players, but the players were abusing them.

Since it is an audition, everyone can participate, since they can participate, the level is naturally uneven, and many of them have star dreams, but they are not beautiful, and they are called pursuing their dreams, but you are obviously scrubbing the bath, you can't go to other restaurants to apply for chefs!

Just like the girl just now, she lacks five tones and six rhythms, and she looks beautiful, but at first glance it looks like a landmine.

Even Gao Jun, a layman, can't listen to it, let alone a professional singer or musician, who has been dealing with music all his life, loves music, and judges seriously.

The mine girl left in a huff, the audition continued, and then two more boys came up, one of whom turned out to be a sissy who flirted with a girl by the flower bed.

Another boy also has white teeth, red lips, long legs, and a fashionable hairstyle, and as soon as the two of them come on stage, they look like popular little fresh meat at first glance.

This is also where Gao Jun is difficult to understand about the entertainment industry, why male actors are becoming more and more feminine, drawing eyebrows and sideburns, blushing, becoming more and more sissy, good-looking is true, but it is good to leave it to women to look good, and men's handsomeness always comes from masculinity.

These two sissies teamed up on stage, bowed and saluted, and their gestures were all flattering, and they all committed cancer in Gao Jun's straight men.

"Hello judges. The two said in unison.

Several teachers were smiling and had a faint expression.

This jury is pure nonsense, according to the convention, there must be a leader to press the formation, and today's leader is the director of the general affairs office of the college, this director is not simple, the three generations of the family are senior carpenters, he personally repaired countless tables, chairs and benches, relying on conscientious work to sit in the position of director.

In addition, there are three judges including Gao Jun, Gao Jun is the counselor, and there are two female teachers left, one is to teach Mao Gong's thoughts, and the other is to teach Deng Gong's theory.

The four of them are completely red propaganda teams, there are working class, intellectuals, and political commissars, and it is most suitable for them to watch the revolutionary Yang model play, and they have nothing to do with this karaoke competition.

Looking at the two handsome young men who were a little bit of a mother standing on the stage, the two female teachers had a very pleasing feeling, and the teacher who taught Mao Gong's thoughts raised his hand and said gently: "Please start your performance." ”

The two on the stage looked at each other, one stood in the distance, the other picked up the microphone, and suddenly poofed, hummed and sang, while the other danced to the rhythm of his singing.

The four judges frowned in unison, this is the popular B-BOX and hip-hop dance among young people nowadays, but these four judges are not ordinary people, one is a simple working class, two are political propagandists, and one is a political commissar.

If it is a normal song, they can still accept it, but this puff is like running a train with a mouth, and that one is jumping and jumping, rolling and climbing, as if a sheep has a seizure.

Of course, the real B-BOX and hip-hop dance are still very exciting, they are real pop culture, and the performance is also pleasing to the eye, but the level of these two sissies is limited.

So after they finished the performance, several judges looked disgusted, and the judges Gao Jun gave an accurate evaluation: "What are you performing? Is Tang Seng reciting a mantra to the monkey?"

Burst......

The three judges around him couldn't help laughing, and the two sissies on the stage suddenly darkened their faces, angry and angry.

They already have a grudge against Gao Jun in their hearts, last night he openly said in class that someone pretended to be a to cheat on the bubble, and now it has spread all over the campus through various channels, and every girl is full of vigilance and vigilance against the around her, which is equivalent to cutting off their romantic path.

They hate Gao Jun to the core, and today they organized a group to participate in the audition, but the carefully prepared program was regarded as Tang Seng chanting the mantra monkey cramps, which was simply too deceitful.

But Gao Jun is a teacher after all, they are dissatisfied and don't dare to make a mistake in public, the two glanced at each other, and saw Gao Jun waving his hand as if catching flies, the two could only leave angrily, but what they were thinking about was Dong Mingwei.

The audition continued, and there were a total of forty or fifty people in the School of Foreign Languages this time, and the workload as judges was not small, especially the level of the contestants was uneven, and those with high levels could certainly bring the enjoyment of beauty, as for the others, it could only be said that they could endure it.

This time, there are 20 places in each college, although Gao Jun and they don't understand music, they are also selected according to their conscience, and there is no trick in singing, good is good, bad is bad.

Gao Jun and the two female teachers each selected a few people, and the rest were all selected by the director of the logistics department, and there were many low-level people, which made Gao Jun's eyes narrow.

"This little academy's karaoke contest is just an entertainment activity, and there are actually shady internal decisions, and I don't know if there are any unspoken rules!" Gao Jun sneered: "The auditions have begun to be decided, and when the main competition is held, it is related to the good future of the contestants, and it will be even uglier, with great human affection and moral decline, how can it be fair!"

The audition was finally over, and Gao Jun got up and left, feeling very disgusted.

But as soon as I went out, my mood immediately improved, because I saw Zhang Jiao at the door.

Zhang Jiao looked very excited, and it was rare to see that she was not wearing sportswear, she was wearing a skirt, a floral long skirt, and black socks were exposed at her ankles, which looked slender and round.

Today's events were as Gao Jun expected, not only was it successfully completed, but it also opened the way for the stalemate, and it was just around the corner to wipe out this gang involved in pornography and crime.

Zhang Jiao was overjoyed and came directly to Gao Jun and wanted to share it with him, but when he saw Gao Jun, the first thing this bastard said was: "After picking up the guests, how is this uncle, is the slave family unable to sit down, or is it heartbroken?"

The excitement on Zhang Jiao's face subsided instantly, and she stared at him with a dark face, although she didn't know what he was talking nonsense, but when she opened her mouth, she was picking up customers, and it was not a good thing to think about.

Zhang Jiao endured her anger, rolled her eyes, and said, "Everything is as you expected." ”

"I knew that the really senior old ticket customers all went to play at noon, when the girl had just started work and was full of energy......"

"Shut up!" Zhang Jiao said angrily: "You don't need to think about this bullshit, can you say it again?"

Zhang Jiao was afraid of his cheap mouth, and without waiting for him to speak, he first roughly told him what had just happened.

After hearing this, Gao Jun's eyes stared at her pair of sturdy thighs like a substance, although he could feel the temperature and delicacy through the skirt, he smiled and said, "You snapped yourself again?"

"Can you pay attention to the point I want to say?" Zhang Jiao said helplessly.

Gao Jun immediately said: "I noticed that you have two outstanding points, but there is also a loophole, but the back is very satisfying, mainly because there are two sleek tricks to support." ”

Zhang Jiao was slightly stunned, and then looked at Gao Jun's eyebrows and danced color, smacking this sentence, I always felt that this bastard seemed to be describing his body, there were two key points on his chest, there was a loophole below, and the butt behind him was plump and round because of perennial exercise, and the two thighs were firm and round, coupled with the background of black stockings, it looked even more delicate and smooth.

"Forget it, don't talk about it!" Zhang Jiao's face turned red, and she turned around and left.

Gao Jun hurriedly chased after him and said, "Don't go, your business is done, and my business will also start." ”

Zhang Jiao suddenly stopped when she heard this, turned around excitedly, and said, "Do you have something to ask me for?"

"Hey, it's a good thing to have someone asking for help, but you're not so excited, right?" Gao Jun smiled bitterly.

Zhang Jiao said: "The most difficult thing in this world to repay is the debt of favors, counting Wang Meng and this pick-up, it was you who helped me, and I hate to owe favors the most, now that you have a request for me, I can repay you this favor." ”

Gao Jun smiled faintly, and after a few contacts, he basically understood Zhang Jiao's personality, stubborn, strong, and had a manly spirit.

"Tell me, if you have anything to ask me, as long as I can, I will do my best. Zhang Jiao said, quite a kind of leadership style who received generous gifts to do things for others.

Gao Jun rubbed his hands in embarrassment and said, "I'm really embarrassed to say this." ”

"It's okay, you say, as long as I can do it, I will do my best. Zhang Jiao said generously: "You don't have to be burdened at all, it's not that you're begging me, but I'm repaying your human debt." ”

"In that case, I'll just say it. Gao Jun said: "Our Gao family has been passed down for nine generations, and the parents are old, and they are looking forward to holding their grandchildren every day, see if you can ......"

Before Gao Jun finished speaking, Zhang Jiao was already shocked, and said with an angry face: "If you want to buy a son or a girl, I warn you, causing others to abduct and sell women and children is a felony...... In addition, the purchase of abducted women and children is also punishable by imprisonment of up to three years, and I advise you to dispel this idea as soon as possible, otherwise the law will be merciless, and I will not mind arresting you with my own hands.

Of course, if your family really wants to have children, and you can't have children, I can introduce you to an orphanage and adopt you according to legal procedures......

Zhang Jiao was serious, and said bitterly, without seeing the black lines on Gao Jun's head, and his face changed from red to white.

"What does it mean to be infertile, or let's try it now, you can guarantee a hit, and I can also guarantee a hit!" Gao Jun said depressedly.

"Huh, what do you mean?" Zhang Jiao said in surprise.

Gao Jun wanted to scold the street, but seeing that she was really solemn, righteous and strict, without the slightest joke, Gao Jun also understood when she thought about it, she was a tomboy and a policeman, and she may have never thought about getting married and having children.

It's not very useful to use ordinary flirting methods for her, and if you want to take her down, I'm afraid you have to come up with a way to bend a straight man.

Gao Jun smiled bitterly, and stopped joking with her, with a solemn face, and said: "Forget about this matter, I really want to ask you for help is another thing, tomorrow is the National Day holiday, we all have to participate in volunteer activities, it is a beautiful primeval mountain forest, and it is also a good place to kill people and sell goods......"