What is called not self-recruitment, this is probably called not self-recruitment.

You Hai hadn't even started to extort a confession, but he just inadvertently brought out a little word, and the little assistant couldn't wait to sell himself to a certain extent, it can also be said that after reaching a certain level, he can shake himself off without others seeing through him.

The scene fell into embarrassment for a while, You Hai himself just thought that he would not forgive this starling no matter what, so that he could have a good time with this starling, and it was good to dispel the anger that he was scared like a dog by Jin Yu before.

However, You Hai didn't expect that he hadn't started to lose his anger yet, and his teammates began to pull his hind legs.

At this time, if You Hai still insists on dissipating his anger, he is undoubtedly slapping his own teammates in the face, but if he doesn't dissipate his anger, he will also have a headache when he looks at his pig teammates.

Just play dead.

Zhou Jiu: Play dead?

Just now, Zhou Jiu was scolded by You Hai for a small reason, although he also had a little flirtatious element before, but it is still an indisputable fact that he was scolded by himself.

If Zhou Jiu is so easy to bully, when people want to bully, they will scare it, and when they don't want to deal with it, they will spread their hands and throw it aside, then Zhou Jiu is not such a ferocious bird in the legend.

You Hai sat on the sofa, listening to Jin Yu's call, and was not ready to deal with Zhou Jiu, but Zhou Jiu was energetic and wanted to take this matter back.

So while You Hai was sitting on the sofa in a good manner, Zhou Jiu was like a little soldier, stepping on the sofa with a small step, silently when everyone was not paying attention, and even flapped his wings and flew to the back of the sofa, and slowly approached Jin Yu who was on the phone.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and raised his claws to pry You Hai's hair.

You Hai, who was sitting on the sofa, felt his head go down, turned his head to look at Zhou Jiu, and found that this guy quickly turned his head and pretended that he hadn't done anything, and nothing had happened in this place. So he squinted silently again and turned his head back.

You Hai is not unreasonable, just pick his hair and grab the scene directly, anyway, this starling hasn't flown away after picking his hair, which means that he must want to pick up the second time. It just so happened that You Hai was not in a hurry at this time, and he could also play with a starling.

So You Hai pretended to look at the notebook recorded by Jin Yu who was on the phone, and in order to see it clearly, he even leaned over a little to see what Jin Yu wrote in the notebook.

Zhou Jiu raised his claws.

You Hai quickly looked back at Zhou Jiu on the back of the sofa.

Zhou Jiu's movements froze, and then slowly and methodically dropped his claws again.

You Hai paused, secretly saying that he was too anxious, and silently returned his gaze to the notebook.

It's almost there.

When You Hai looked over just now, he saw the action of this starling claw retracting his claws very sharply, although he didn't catch the bag on the spot, but it also showed that this starling probably wanted to sneak attack him just now, but he turned back, so he had to let his movements be withdrawn again.

You Hai caught such a preparatory move, and it is estimated that he can guess that this is a signal that the starling is ready to make a move.

So he was more vigilant, and what turned to look at this starling was not his afterglow, but his real eye.

Zhou Jiu didn't move.

You Hai: ......

Yo, that's pretty smart.

You Haixin was reluctant to turn his head, and then he felt that his hair was being pulled hard, and he was angry for a while.

I've just turned my head!

You Hai quickly turned around and rushed over: "Bah, I caught you!"

Jin Yu, who put down the phone, turned blue: Death stared at .jpg

You Hai: ?

You Hai: ......

You Hai trembled inexplicably: "Big guy, don't look at me like that, I, I...... A little panicked. ”

Jin Yu didn't know when he had hung up the phone, and stared at You Hai with a very bad face, You Hai turned his head to find the trace of the starling, but found that the starling didn't know where he had run for a long time, and now there was only a big demon king with a black face who looked like something.

Jin Yu: "I diligently asked you the answer to that poetry appreciation there, but you were naughty here, and you actually came to pull my hair, haven't you been beaten in the past few days, so you feel itchy?!"

You Hai: "You...... You, you listen to me. ”

You Hai didn't turn his head to look at the little assistant's face at this moment, but he also guessed what the direction of this matter was.

It was nothing more than this starling who flew to the middle of You Hai and Jin Yu on the back of the sofa, and then took advantage of You Hai's inattention to pinch him, which attracted You Hai's attention.

Wait for the next time, and then pull Jin Yu together, and then wait for You Hai, who has a particularly big reaction, to turn around, and then run away at a fast speed, leaving the Jin Yu Great Demon King who is looking at You Hai on this side.

So in the end, You Hai was not only sadly beaten by himself, but also had to be thought by the Jinyu Great Demon King that he was still too old to move the soil on his head, not to mention how sad he was.

Jin Yu sneered: "Explain what?"

You Hai: "I'm not me, don't talk nonsense......"

Jin Yu: "Do you want to say that you are not the one who pulled my hair, or do you want to say that you didn't pull my hair, or do you want to say that you pulled my hair?"

You Hai was stunned by Jin Yu's string of tongue twisters, and he didn't know what he was talking about. But he felt that he was going to have to carry this pot steadily.

The little assistant who watched the whole process was dumbfounded: "I actually ...... just now"

Jin Yu had a cold face and turned his head to look at the little assistant: "I don't mind what you two usually do in a group, but when you are in front of me, it is better for you two not to be so together." ”

When Jin Yu was at home, he didn't know that these two often did some things he forbade at home, but sometimes he didn't ask too strictly, after all, if he was too strict, it was easy to rebel. Jin Yu is just grasping it at a just right degree, seeing through it, but not demolishing it.

But the fact that he doesn't debunk doesn't mean that he has been conniving at them.

Jin Yu was serious: "Are you stupid for me, this is not what he beats, is it possible that you still want to push this matter on that starling?"

The little assistant had nothing to say.

You Hai simply cried: "That's it, but...... That's the starling who hit you. ”

Jin Yuyi patted You Hai on the shoulder in his notebook: "Give me back the pretending here, do you still want to say that the starling not only beat me, but also beat you?"

You Hai: That's right!