Chapter 39: You'll Fight a Bachelor for Life
Chu Xixue had a beautiful face, as if she had been robbed of her beloved toy, and deliberately struggled from Chu Feng, staring at Chu Feng condescendingly, hoping to suppress Chu Feng in height.
Chu Feng was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said, "Damn, you belong to a dog, you can smell this?"
Hearing what the wind said, Chu Xixue was completely furious, grabbed Chu Feng's collar and shook it, and said angrily: "Ahhhh......h Are you worthy of me like this?"
"What is this, Chu Xixue, let's not discuss whether I am fooling around with a woman who is not careful, even if there is, I am sorry for your future sister-in-law, what is the matter with you." "Chu Feng is inexplicable, when he is a sister, he still wants to take care of his brother, don't think about it~
"I, I ......"
Chu Xixue was speechless for a while, sat on Chu Feng's lap with a shy ass, stretched out her paws angrily and pinched Chu Feng's waist, and pouted: "Why is it none of my business, when my brother is fooling around outside, leaving my sister hungry at home alone, doesn't your conscience hurt!"
"Ouch, it hurts!"
"Hmph, dead Chu Feng, stinky Chu Feng, your conscience still knows pain!"
"I said it hurt me so much that you pinched me, Chu Xixue, let go!"
"Who let you fool around first, don't let go!"
"Don't loosen up, okay, then don't blame me!"
Chu Feng grabbed Chu Xixue's two white wrists, and pressed her behind her back with a backhand, and in a blink of an eye, Chu Xixue was restrained on the sofa without any power to fight back.
"Come on, be happy, why don't you keep bouncing. Chu Feng quipped with a smile.
Chu Xixue struggled desperately: "Ah~ Chu Feng, you let me go! I'm in so much pain......"
"You stinky girl, you don't hit the house for three days, I pretended to be in pain before I hit you, and I took care of me, I let you experience what it means to be really painful~"
Chu Feng stretched out his other hand and slapped Chu Xixue's buttocks, Chu Xixue's fart suddenly hurt hotly, and her feet fluttered desperately as if she was drowning.
"It hurts, Chu Feng, people really hurt it~" Chu Xixue's voice was crying: "You are fooling around outside, and you are bullying me when you go home, I want to tell my parents!"
Chu Feng heard Chu Xixue's strange voice, and hurriedly let go of Chu Xixue, Chu Xixue sat up cross-legged, staring at Chu Feng with her head raised and her cheeks puffing out, like an angry bag, her eyes were a little moist, but she didn't shed tears.
Chu Feng wondered, it was not the first time he had beaten Chu Xixue's fart, not to mention hundreds of times, the control of the strength should not be light or heavy, why was he so aggrieved with tears in his eyes this time.
Chu Feng bent down and leaned in front of Chu Xixue's pretty face, pinched Chu Xixue's soft face, and said with a smile: "It hurts?"
Chu Xixue pushed Chu Feng's hand away, turned her head, and looked like 'people don't want to pay attention to you', and said, "Stinky Chu Feng, don't touch me with your salty pig hands, take those indiscriminate women who touch you." ”
Chu Feng said: "Chu Xixue, I really didn't look for a woman to fool around, the fragrance on my body is, yes...... It's too crowded when I take the bus, and the fat woman who sprays perfume next to me occupies too much space, and I always squeeze to my side, and I am squeezed by him to doubt my life. ”
"Poof!"
Chu Xixue was immediately amused by Chu Feng's words, and immediately reached out to cover her mouth, after all, the battle between her and Chu Feng is not over yet, she can't give stinky Chu Feng a good look!
Chu Xixue pretended to be cold and said, "Really?"
"Of course it's true, who would look down on a scumbag like me who doesn't have a car, a house or money. ”
"Well, I think so too, I'll just say, how can anyone like you, a stinky Chu Feng, hum~ If you bully this girl again and make me unhappy, Chu Feng will beat you for the rest of your life. ”
Chu Xixue's words are very interesting, at least there are more than two meanings.
Chu Feng didn't care about Chu Xixue's words, and touched Chu Xixue's head with a smile: "What's the matter, aren't you angry?
"It hurts, of course it hurts!" Chu Xixue said arrogantly: "Chu Feng, it's not so easy to admit your mistakes, unless you make me a bowl of that yogurt egg fried rice right away, I will reluctantly spare you." ”
Chu Feng poked Chu Xixue's smooth forehead with his finger, and said with a wry smile: "It's really not easy for you to ask for this, a bowl of egg fried rice can buy you, my sister is really worthless~"
"Too little, then you can burn a month's worth of egg fried rice for me to eat!"
"Uh...... When I didn't say it. ”
“……”
Early the next morning.
Chu Feng was forcibly pulled out of the door by this pit brother and sister, saying that it was for Chu Feng's health and that he would take him for a morning run.
Then when the two of them returned home, Chu Feng was already tired as a dog, Chu Xixue had been running for many years, in addition to her clothes being a little wet, there were also beads of sweat hanging on her beautiful face, but it was not as exaggerated as Chu Feng.
Sitting at the table, the two were grabbing each other's breakfast, when a "bang" sound suddenly came from outside the door.
The two were stunned, Chu Xixue walked over and opened the door, and several uniformed police officers outside the door walked in.
"May I ask who is Chu Feng?" said a leading policeman in a cold voice.
"I am, what's wrong?" Chu Feng stood up in a daze.
"We now suspect that you are involved in an intentional wounding incident, so please come with us. ”
After speaking, a few police officers couldn't help but come over and take Chu Feng away.
Chu Xixue was frightened, she never expected that one day the police would arrest someone at her door, and she was so frightened that her face turned pale and she had no master, so she could only call her parents immediately.
"Hey, Dad, save my brother, he, he was arrested by the police!"
"What! Chu Feng was arrested by the police? Xiaoxue, don't worry, Mom and Dad are coming over!"
……
All day, Chu Feng stayed in the police station and drank tea and drank to his heart's content.
There is no legendary violent interrogation, torture to extract confessions, there is no rich second generation bullying and covering the sky with one hand, and there is no imaginary beautiful policewoman Hua deliberately making things difficult, he was only sent in because he did it to Wu Hongjun that day, and now he is accused of going to the police station.
It wasn't until the evening that Chu Feng's parents came over, and a police officer opened the door, and after going through a series of procedures, asked Chu Feng's parents to take him away.
The family walked out of the police station, Chu Minghai's face was gloomy and terrifying, but he didn't speak, Chu Feng's mother Chen Xiu kept secretly stabbing Chu Feng with her elbow, meaning that Chu Feng was ready to say something good and beg his father for mercy.
It's a pity that Chu Feng didn't have that intention at all, he didn't do anything wrong, what did he beg for?
Along the way, he has been pondering, his actions to Wu Hongjun are clearly a nail in the coffin, Chu Feng was ready to squat for at least a month, but he didn't expect his parents to take him away as soon as they came.
Don't...... Mom and Dad, they are the bosses who pretend to be pigs and eat tigers?
Chu Feng is happy, if this is really the case, then should we also learn from others, go out and be domineering, and say "My dad is XX!"
Well, just kidding, if his parents really had that identity, he wouldn't be tired of going out to work part-time, but what's going on?