Chapter 060: Zhou Jiu's Lobster
The TV set in this old restaurant is actually a TV cabinet, which is set high in the corner so that customers who come to eat can see it from every table.
And if you want the whole audience to be able to see it, it will be high enough, at least to the point that Uncle Zuo can't reach it.
Uncle Zuo is also anxious now, although starling is an omnivorous bird, this does not mean that starling's stomach can withstand human seasoning.
Especially crayfish, which is a relatively stimulating seasoning.
Zhou Jiu squatted on the TV cabinet, lay down, and gathered his wings.
Bow your head, diligently peck open the crunchy shell of the crayfish, and then go to eat the white lobster meat inside.
Every now and then, a piece of lobster meat is pecked out and dipped in the dipping sauce on the shell.
And Uncle Zuo next to him directly gave up the things on the table, and went straight to the TV cabinet to be in a hurry, dancing.
"You can't eat that thing!"
Uncle Zuo was in a hurry.
"Oh, there are so many spices on it, you can't eat it!"
Zhou Jiu pecked the lobster shell, click, click, click.
The eyes of the people in the entire hall gathered.
The person who was eating peanuts with chopsticks on the table next to him, and the person who was drinking beer across from him, stopped eating peanuts and drinking beer, and discussed in a whisper.
"Now this rich man's thoughts, I really don't understand, not only treat the dog as a son's pet, but also treat the bird as an uncle. ”
"This bird is also a thief, and he knows that if he steals a lobster, he runs to the cabinet, so that no one can catch it. ”
"After all, today's animals have been with people for a long time, and they are all smart. Let's just say that in the countryside, the dogs of which family are not waving outside, and the people in the family shout for dinner, and they come back all of a sudden. ”
"But this bird is different from cats and dogs, cats and dogs all remember their homes, but birds are not. ”
"Then haven't you heard a sentence, it's called the nestling plot, I heard that kind of bird, it starts to raise when it breaks eggs, and it follows you when it is raised. ”
"That's not easy to raise, cats and dogs are not easy to raise, let alone finger-sized birds!"
"That's not it, it must be exhausting and delicately raised. This is not it, if you raise it, you will become an uncle. ”
After the two finished discussing, they looked at Uncle Zuo, who was jumping up and down in a hurry.
glanced at each other, deeply agreed, and was full of emotion.
However, what they didn't know was that Zhou Jiu was not Uncle Zuo's bird at all.
Not to mention what Uncle Zuo raised from the time he broke the egg.
Zhou Jiu finished eating a lobster, and looked at Uncle Zuo who was jumping up and down for a while.
Uncle Zuo: "You come down." ”
Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and turned his head to look at the plate of lobsters on the table before.
Uncle Zuo suddenly became vigilant, and hurriedly rushed over to quickly protect the lobster on the plate.
However, as soon as he lifted his foot, he saw a black arrow, rushing straight up to the table, picking and picking it up for a while, picking up a lobster, and swiping it onto the TV cabinet.
Uncle Zuo retracted the foot he had just stepped out of and turned his head to look up.
"Qi Crow, you can't eat anymore, you can eat again, and you'll have to go to the vet with me later!"
Zhou Jiu ate deliciously, and thought of Veterinarian Li's particularly eye-catching Mediterranean hairstyle in his mind, expressing that he was fearless, and even wanted to see him again and fight with him.
Mother's chicken, the hatred of plucking feathers is particularly hateful!
Especially since there aren't many feathers left!
It must be because he is bald, so he can't see other people's good, and other birds can't!
Zhou Jiu bit the lobster shell with a click, imagining the lobster shell as Veterinarian Li, and bit it in two bites.
The next time you see him, you must show him a good show of his thick and dark feathers as a starling in autumn and winter.
I can envy that bald head to death!
Uncle Zuo couldn't catch Zhou Jiu, so he gave up, shook his head and sighed, sat back at the table and ate shrimp by himself.
After a while, the lobster specially made for Zhou Jiu was also served.
Uncle Zuo used chopsticks to pick up an obviously light lobster, and shouted at Zhou Jiu on the TV cabinet: "Crow, come here, your shrimp is ready!"
Zhou Jiu tilted his head to look at Uncle Zuo, flapped his wings and remained silent.
Uncle Zuo coaxed for a while, but couldn't coax it down, and the lobster on the chopsticks didn't put it back on the plate, and stuffed it into his mouth.
I don't know how to cook this lobster, and in the process, because I don't know if the birds can eat any seasoning, I didn't even dare to put salt, which is particularly original.
The original taste has reached the point where even the fishy smell has been retained.
Uncle Zuo's face changed immediately, he blinked his eyes, lowered his head and began to look for trash cans at the table.
Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and flew to Uncle Zuo's table, and when he saw that Uncle Zuo was busy, he spit out the lobster in his mouth.
He pushed over a pot of water on the table so that he could rinse his mouth.
Uncle Zuo picked up a water cup, poured the water pushed over by Zhou Jiu, and rinsed his mouth.
I got up and went to the bathroom to throw it up.
Uncle Zuo had a bitter face: "Tsk, this bird food is really unpalatable, it's the first time I've eaten such an unpalatable lobster." ”
Zhou Jiu was not in a hurry, he took out a lobster full of sauce from the plate, and put it on the empty small plate to eat.
Uncle Zuo came back and looked up and saw it, and was about to stop it, but he saw the plate of "original" bird food lobster, and suddenly stopped it not so powerfully.
"Raven, this dish here...... Well...... It's for you to eat. ”
Zhou Jiu glanced at Uncle Zuo, pushed the plate of bird-eating lobsters in the direction of Uncle Zuo.
Uncle Zuo: "No, no, no, I don't eat." ”
Zhou Jiu kicked the plate of "original" bird-eating lobster, which also expressed his disgust.
Uncle Zuo was speechless, but he was still not very relieved: "Can you eat these human condiments?"
In response to him was the sound of Zhou Jiu eating lobster and crushing lobster shells.
Uncle Zuo had nothing to say, and the person at the table next to him persuaded: "I said old man, you just let it go." These little animals are very clever, what they can eat and what they can't eat, they actually know it in their hearts. It's not a wandering animal that hasn't eaten, and it eats whatever it finds to eat. They're going to pick and choose. ”
Uncle Zuo thought about it, Zhou Jiu is not usually stupid, and he always doesn't eat indiscriminately.
Moreover, I heard Qi Guanguan say in the past that Zhou Jiu usually likes to eat some messy things, but he doesn't like to eat bird food.
Since you were able to eat it before, you should be able to eat it now, so you can't eat it before and you can't eat it now, right?
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PS; Then nag a few words! Collection,It's really not much.,Maybe no one has seen this novel.,Naturally, there aren't many recommendation votes.,The author also writes a little confused.,There are always people who question it.,Is the author really bad at what I wrote?Really bad?