Chapter 43: Which Hanging Are You?
As soon as Li Zhen left the dormitory, he broke up with Ji Xiaoan.
He promised Ji Xiaoan to give the medicinal soup to Liu Xinyao, and went to Jingzhi Hotel to find Wang Xuanji.
At this time, it was almost twelve o'clock, and girls went to the cafeteria one after another.
Li Zhen looked around, on the boulevard, among the many girls with flowers and branches, there was really no boy, and he was really a daughter country.
"Hey, handsome man, where are you going, why are you carrying such an ugly snakeskin bag. ”
"Yes, Li Zhen, throw it away, this makes your identity cheap. ”
"Li Zhen, you are so reluctant to throw it away, could it be that this broken bag contains all gold and silver treasures. ”
"Li Zhen, you take down the snake cloth bag, let's see. ”
Yesterday, Li Zhen became famous in the cafeteria and became a male god in the minds of many girls.
When they saw Li Zhen at this time, of course they would not let go of the opportunity to get close to Li Zhentao.
Just looking at Li Zhen's tall body carrying a broken snakeskin bag, they all felt incredible.
"Tell you, you can't tell anyone that this is not a snakeskin bag, but a treasure bag given to me by the master, which of course contains gold and silver treasures. Li Zhen responded with a smile.
Of course, he wouldn't tell the few ancient books and some gadgets he had brought from the mountains.
The most important thing is that Mr. Cang has several classic action movies.
You can't see the light of day.
"Che, you think we're three-year-olds. ”
"Can you show us then?"
"No, you can't. This is my secret, like your breasts, which cannot be shown to me. Li Zhen said narrowly.
"Li Zhen, you are really a veritable pervert. ”
"Cut, sometimes, you girls just like big perverts like me. Li Zhen walked among the women, and couldn't help but burst into tears.
"Who likes it, it's annoying. ”
Of course, the girls don't dislike Li Zhen's mouth, and they seem to like Li Zhen's mouth.
No man had ever said such red-hearted words in front of them.
Suddenly, a girl asked curiously, "Li Zhen, do you think you really have a way to enlarge your breasts?"
As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent.
Almost all the girls stopped to look at Li Zhen, their expressions were expectant, suspicious, or smiling with some playful meaning.
Li Zhen took out the filial piety of Xiao Liuzi and the world cigarette from the bag, lit it, then took a deep breath of the cigarette, circled it in his lungs, and then slowly spit it out, and said indifferently to the girl who asked him: "Do you believe it?"
At this time, he felt that he was simply a smoking genius, and this was the second cigarette, and he smoked it like this.
"I don't believe it. The girl shook her head, bewildered by the strange image of Li Zhen carrying a broken snakeskin bag but smoking the most expensive cigarettes in the world.
Not only him, but other girls also looked at Li Zhen stupidly.
Then Li Zhen asked another girl, "So do you believe it?"
"I don't believe it. The girl also shook her head, looking dazed.
Then Li Zhen asked a few more girls, but they all expressed disbelief.
"Very good, your answers are all correct, because you haven't tried my breast enlargement massage at all, how can you believe it. If I were you, I wouldn't believe it. ”
Li Zhen flicked the cigarette ash and said in an emotional voice: "So, for the sake of the gospel of you flat-chested girls, I have decided to change my career, not to be a kitchen handyman, but to specialize in massage business, specializing in breast enhancement projects." When the time comes, I hope that all the sisters will come to cheer and gather together. As for the price, we are all old acquaintances, so let's get a 95% discount first. Well, we're funny. ”
"Cut, it's also ninety-five folded, it's really black. ”
"Yes, who believes that you big-tailed wolf, what if you play our hooligans by massage, we are absolutely pure beautiful sheep. ”
The girls giggled and scattered.
Only Li Zhen was left alone in the wind, holding the world in his mouth, and muttering to himself, "These little women, handsome guys, I am kind enough to change for you, but you treat me as a gray wolf, and I am really kind as a donkey's liver and lungs." ”
Ten minutes later, Li Zhen appeared in the hall of the cafeteria, which was crowded with girls who came to eat at this time.
"Alas, who is this, how can there be a migrant worker picking up garbage coming in, how can this security guard be, actually let such a person come to the canteen, it is simply polluting the environment. ”
"Ah, what kind of person is this, what are you doing messing around, like you're drunk. ”
"It's dirty, it's smelly and dirty, get out of the way. ”
When Li Zhen walked in the direction of the kitchen in the crowd, because he was carrying a broken snakeskin bag, he immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of many girls who love cleanliness.
But when they saw that it was the handsome guy Li Zhen, their eyes were full of stars, and they wanted to hug them, but they were afraid of soiling their clothes, which was extremely embarrassing.
"Everyone has borrowed it, and I'll go get something and come out to see you, and you'll wait for me. "Li Zhen is like a star, and he stands out among the girls who are a head shorter than him.
At this time, an uncoordinated man's voice came from the kitchen, "That Li Zhen, you big slacker, where are you going, go and prepare to wash the dishes, Lao Tzu is waiting for the dishes." ”
It was Chef Zhao, who was yelling at Li Zhen with a cold face.
He didn't expect that everyone was so busy, and this Li Zhen was actually smiling and at ease among the women.
Because his beloved apprentice Wang Chao suffered under Li Zhen, and Li Zhen was never fine, he felt uncomfortable every time he saw Li Zhen.
"Uh, who do you say is the big lazy?" Li Zhen said unceremoniously to Chef Zhao. He couldn't get used to Chef Zhao's stinky face for a long time.
"Hey, just say what's wrong with you, boy, you little dishwasher, you dare to talk to Lao Tzu so unceremoniously, go wash the dishes, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will fire you in minutes. Chef Zhao shouted angrily. He didn't expect Li Zhen, who had always been afraid of him, to suddenly become so unkind.
"Cut, Lao Tzu won't wash the dishes, you're angry with this old thing. Li Zhen sneered, and spat at Chef Zhao.
"Hey, you, you dare to scold me, you are impatient. Chef Zhao couldn't help but scold.
Seeing that Li Zhen was carrying a broken snakeskin bag on his shoulder, but smoking a cigarette in his hand, Chef Zhao couldn't help but be stunned, and then realized that such a good cigarette must have been picked up by this guy in the garbage heap.
Chef Zhao's voice alarmed the people inside, Wang Chao was the first to rush out, and when he saw that it was Li Zhen who looked like a hanger, he couldn't help but scold: "Ma, we are all busy to death, you kid is good, you are smoking here leisurely, why don't you go to the back door to wash the dishes." Lao Chen can't do it alone. ”“
Cut, what kind of hanger are you, and you dare to yell at me!" Li Zhen had a straight face and responded angrily.