Chapter 409 [There Must Be a Demon When Things Happen by Accident]
This majestic words sounded in the classroom, and when these students heard it, they hurriedly sat down in their seats, this teacher is more perverted, if you anger him, you will be hung directly.
The students dispersed, but their voices did not fall, and Li Xiaoqiang and Lina sat in the first row.
The teacher walked onto the podium, and at this time, Li Xiaoqiang looked at the teacher standing on the podium, he was dressed more rigorously, with a suit on top of his shirt, but the 'pants' were denim 'pants', and a pair of smooth and shiny black 'color' leather shoes.
It's very weird to look at horizontally and vertically.
Lina whispered in Li Xiaoqiang's ear: "Our teacher is a teacher who talks about Western culture stones, his name is Huo Pump, and he often sells 'tricks' with Western culture in front of us, but most of our students are not interested, and you know, we take elective courses just to be able to graduate smoothly, which is the curriculum requirement of the school." ”
Li Xiaoqiang heard Lina's words and said in a low voice: "You said before that this teacher is very rogue, what kind of hooligan method is it?"
Lina pursed her lips and said: "Every night he calls me, under the guise of giving me a supplementary course, he says something that shouldn't be said, once I blacklisted him, but during class, he 'pumped' my questions several times in a row, embarrassing me, since then, I don't dare to blacklist him, hey, I just want to be able to finish his class quickly." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he said with a smile: "Since you teacher is so **, then I want to see how well he understands Western culture." ”
When Lina heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she was cheering for Li Xiaoqiang in her heart, hoping that Li Xiaoqiang could embarrass this teacher.
At this time, Huo Pump stared at the students under the podium, frowning, his originally obscene cheeks, in the process of frowning, became a little more obscene, mainly because the teacher was too thin, as if he had 'smoked' opium~ films, and his eyes were a little sunken.
Huo Pump glanced at the student and said, "What happened just now?"
When these students heard Huo Pump's words, they all looked at Li Xiaoqiang and Lina.
When Huo Pump stared at Lina, Shen Zou's brows suddenly eased a little, and those eyes stared at Lina's 'breasts', flashing a trace of imperceptible gray 'color' light.
But when Huo Pump looked at Li Xiaoqiang, his brows suddenly furrowed again: "This classmate, you don't seem to have taken my class, right?"
Li Xiaoqiang was now like a good student, and hurriedly raised his hand and said: "Teacher, I am an observer student, and I heard my classmates say at school that your lectures are very interesting and of a high standard, and you are taking classes at Shanghai 'Jiaotong' University, if you have not heard your lectures, it is the sadness of going to university." ”
In other words, there must be a demon when something happens, and Li Xiaoqiang is saying this now, which is not in line with his 'sexual' personality.
When Li Xiaoqiang finished saying this, Lina looked up and stared at Li Xiaoqiang's thick body in surprise, her eyes were full of doubt, and she said, Brother Qiang, didn't you just say that you would embarrass this teacher?
Most of the students in the classroom frowned helplessly, who the fuck said that this teacher was talking about interesting? If the boys knew who, I would fucking cut this turtle son to death.
This is the thought of most male students.
In the face of this qiē, Li Xiaoqiang did not know.
When Huo Pump heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he suddenly showed a pleased smile on his face, and pressed his hand against Li Xiaoqiang and said: "Well, what this classmate said is 'quite' to the point, everyone should study like this classmate, in college, you should listen to more classes, when you graduate, there will be no opportunity to listen to lectures, college time is precious and boring, but how to do interesting things in boring? Then it is best to listen to my class." ”
When those students heard Huo Pump's words, they rushed up to give Huo Pump a few slaps.
Nima, if it weren't for the fact that there are no courses to choose from in the school now, and the good subjects are all robbed, we will find and abuse your classes?
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this sentence below, he also smiled helplessly.
Immediately, the teacher began to teach about the ideas and connotations of Western literary works, and how they had an impact on world literature.
As Huo Pump gave a lecture on the podium, Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have a question for you?"
"Oh?" Huo Pump was very happy when he heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, this student seems to be going to give himself a chance to show off again.
Huo Pump smiled and said, "You say!"
Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly said: "Teacher, I once read a book when I was in high school that said that Western culture is half hell and half heaven, how to explain this sentence?"
Huo Pump heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, and said with a smile: "This classmate asked very well, this is the desirability of Western culture, the cultural content expounded by Western culture is capitalist society, in their culture, you can explain the evil side of society, the side that should not be detected, but our Huaxia country is different, most of them praise truth, goodness and beauty, bad people must definitely be punished by law, in a certain way, it has limitations" As for the real situation, I'm sure you also understand, one of my teachers said it thoroughly, and he was going to be invited to tea by the police uncle. ”
After Huo Pump finished speaking, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Do you understand?"
Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said: "It seems that I understand, but I don't seem to understand, but I heard from my classmates that Mr. Huo is familiar with Western literary masterpieces, I don't know if it's true?"
Huo Pump heard Li Xiaoqiang repeatedly ask him what he was good at, and hurriedly smiled: "That's natural, how dare you take this porcelain job without that diamond diamond, I'm professional, just say it." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he became interested and said with a smile: "Then I want to learn from the teacher." ”
Li Xiaoqiang's words fell, and suddenly, the students in the classroom began to coax.
They all looked at Li Xiaoqiang with admiration, this guy was really bold to be able to talk about his old profession in front of Huo Pump.
However, ninety-nine percent of the students hope that Li Xiaoqiang can compare Huo Pump, after all, Huo Pump is very arrogant, and often pretends to ~ 'force' in front of them, what to say, you don't study hard, you can only work part-time in the future, and ask for food.
For these college students who are above the top, that is quite angry, your sister, you dare to say this about us? We are also the future pillars of the country, aren't we?
But these guys don't have the strength themselves, and now they can only put their hopes on Li Xiaoqiang, hoping that this benevolent brother can realize the lofty dream in their hearts and KO this teacher.
Li Xiaoqiang walked directly onto the podium, picked up the chalk, and said to Huo Pump: "I have no problem writing on the blackboard, right?"
Huo Pump smiled and said: "Of course there is no problem, for students like you who speak actively, our teachers like it very much, which helps to improve the positive 'nature' of my students' learning, I agree with both hands." ”
At this time, not only Lina was suspicious of Li Xiaoqiang's next moves, but also the students in the entire classroom were also suspicious, what kind of 'medicine' was sold in this buddy's gourd?
It's so mysterious, it looks like there are two brushes!
Li Xiaoqiang picked up the chalk, directly ripped off the sliding blackboard, and wrote a large string of chalk words on it.
The most important chalk words are all in English, the English letters are very vivid and natural, after Li Xiaoqiang finished writing a piece of chalk, he turned around, took the second chalk, and continued to write on the blackboard.
At this time, all the students in the classroom were stunned.
Their gaping mouths can't close anymore.
A blackboard full of English letters, which was written by Li Xiaoqiang, looked at the handwriting of those calligraphers, as well as the English letters they couldn't understand, they all gave a thumbs up in their hearts, masters.
After Li Xiaoqiang finished writing the first blackboard, he immediately pushed the blackboard up, and wrote a few more lines in German on the second blackboard.
Finally, Li Xiaoqiang wrote a few more lines in oracle bone script.
By this time, all the students in the classroom had already stood up.
And Huo Pump, who was standing on the edge of the podium, swallowed his parched throat, and began to feel apprehensive in his heart, Nima, this is what a student can do?
After Li Xiaoqiang finished writing, he handed the remaining half of the chalk to Huo Pump and said: "Teacher Huo, this is the classic quotations of these three countries written in English, German, and oracle bone inscriptions, and I hope that the teacher can complete the titles of the books with these quotations." ”
Huo Pump's face was a little stiff, and he couldn't recognize the English quotations written by Li Xiaoqiang.
Huo Pump already knew at this moment that the handsome young man in front of him was here to kick the restaurant, but his image as a teacher in front of the students could never be ruined.
The most important thing is that if the leaders of Shanghai Jiaotong University know, then he, the teacher, will definitely be fired.
Huo Pump took a deep breath, walked to the blackboard and said: "The first sentence is: Don't spit into the well, maybe you will come to drink the water from the well, come from." ”
"The second sentence is: climb up, make more money, enter the upper class, where a qiē is ready, from. ”
"The third sentence, well, I'll take a look at the next sentence first. The fourth sentence, well, I don't remember very well. ”
"The fifth sentence, wait for me to think about it first. ”
"Sixth, when reality folds over and sticks tightly to our long-standing dreams, it covers the dreams...... I forgot the last sentence, it seems, it should be from it. ”
"Seventh, I'm sorry. ”
"Sentence 8. ”
"Sentence 9. ”
Huo Pump didn't know all the next few words, and suddenly, the students in the classroom were already shouting: "Go down, go down." ”
At this time, all the students in the classroom waved their arms forward with the word "down", and the sound was as loud as a bell, and most of the teachers and students in the classroom next to them were alarmed, and several of them thought that something big had happened, and hurriedly rushed over.
This majestic words sounded in the classroom, and when these students heard it, they hurriedly sat down in their seats, this teacher is more perverted, if you anger him, you will be hung directly.
The students dispersed, but their voices did not fall, and Li Xiaoqiang and Lina sat in the first row.
The teacher walked onto the podium, and at this time, Li Xiaoqiang looked at the teacher standing on the podium, he was dressed more rigorously, with a suit on top of his shirt, but the 'pants' were denim 'pants', and a pair of smooth and shiny black 'color' leather shoes.
It's very weird to look at horizontally and vertically.
Lina whispered in Li Xiaoqiang's ear: "Our teacher is a teacher who talks about Western culture stones, his name is Huo Pump, and he often sells 'tricks' with Western culture in front of us, but most of our students are not interested, and you know, we take elective courses just to be able to graduate smoothly, which is the curriculum requirement of the school." ”
Li Xiaoqiang heard Lina's words and said in a low voice: "You said before that this teacher is very rogue, what kind of hooligan method is it?"
Lina pursed her lips and said: "Every night he calls me, under the guise of giving me a supplementary course, he says something that shouldn't be said, once I blacklisted him, but during class, he 'pumped' my questions several times in a row, embarrassing me, since then, I don't dare to blacklist him, hey, I just want to be able to finish his class quickly." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he said with a smile: "Since you teacher is so **, then I want to see how well he understands Western culture." ”
When Lina heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she was cheering for Li Xiaoqiang in her heart, hoping that Li Xiaoqiang could embarrass this teacher.
At this time, Huo Pump stared at the students under the podium, frowning, his originally obscene cheeks, in the process of frowning, became a little more obscene, mainly because the teacher was too thin, as if he had 'smoked' opium~ films, and his eyes were a little sunken.
Huo Pump glanced at the student and said, "What happened just now?"
When these students heard Huo Pump's words, they all looked at Li Xiaoqiang and Lina.
When Huo Pump stared at Lina, Shen Zou's brows suddenly eased a little, and those eyes stared at Lina's 'breasts', flashing a trace of imperceptible gray 'color' light.
But when Huo Pump looked at Li Xiaoqiang, his brows suddenly furrowed again: "This classmate, you don't seem to have taken my class, right?"
Li Xiaoqiang was now like a good student, and hurriedly raised his hand and said: "Teacher, I am an observer student, and I heard my classmates say at school that your lectures are very interesting and of a high standard, and you are taking classes at Shanghai 'Jiaotong' University, if you have not heard your lectures, it is the sadness of going to university." ”
In other words, there must be a demon when something happens, and Li Xiaoqiang is saying this now, which is not in line with his 'sexual' personality.
When Li Xiaoqiang finished saying this, Lina looked up and stared at Li Xiaoqiang's thick body in surprise, her eyes were full of doubt, and she said, Brother Qiang, didn't you just say that you would embarrass this teacher?
Most of the students in the classroom frowned helplessly, who the fuck said that this teacher was talking about interesting? If the boys knew who, I would fucking cut this turtle son to death.
This is the thought of most male students.
In the face of this qiē, Li Xiaoqiang did not know.
When Huo Pump heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he suddenly showed a pleased smile on his face, and pressed his hand against Li Xiaoqiang and said: "Well, what this classmate said is 'quite' to the point, everyone should study like this classmate, in college, you should listen to more classes, when you graduate, there will be no opportunity to listen to lectures, college time is precious and boring, but how to do interesting things in boring? Then it is best to listen to my class." ”
When those students heard Huo Pump's words, they rushed up to give Huo Pump a few slaps.
Nima, if it weren't for the fact that there are no courses to choose from in the school now, and the good subjects are all robbed, we will find and abuse your classes?
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this sentence below, he also smiled helplessly.
Immediately, the teacher began to teach about the ideas and connotations of Western literary works, and how they had an impact on world literature.
As Huo Pump gave a lecture on the podium, Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have a question for you?"
"Oh?" Huo Pump was very happy when he heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, this student seems to be going to give himself a chance to show off again.
Huo Pump smiled and said, "You say!"
Li Xiaoqiang hurriedly said: "Teacher, I once read a book when I was in high school that said that Western culture is half hell and half heaven, how to explain this sentence?"
Huo Pump heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, and said with a smile: "This classmate asked very well, this is the desirability of Western culture, the cultural content expounded by Western culture is capitalist society, in their culture, you can explain the evil side of society, the side that should not be detected, but our Huaxia country is different, most of them praise truth, goodness and beauty, bad people must definitely be punished by law, in a certain way, it has limitations" As for the real situation, I'm sure you also understand, one of my teachers said it thoroughly, and he was going to be invited to tea by the police uncle. ”
After Huo Pump finished speaking, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Do you understand?"
Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said: "It seems that I understand, but I don't seem to understand, but I heard from my classmates that Mr. Huo is familiar with Western literary masterpieces, I don't know if it's true?"
Huo Pump heard Li Xiaoqiang repeatedly ask him what he was good at, and hurriedly smiled: "That's natural, how dare you take this porcelain job without that diamond diamond, I'm professional, just say it." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he became interested and said with a smile: "Then I want to learn from the teacher." ”
Li Xiaoqiang's words fell, and suddenly, the students in the classroom began to coax.
They all looked at Li Xiaoqiang with admiration, this guy was really bold to be able to talk about his old profession in front of Huo Pump.
However, ninety-nine percent of the students hope that Li Xiaoqiang can compare Huo Pump, after all, Huo Pump is very arrogant, and often pretends to ~ 'force' in front of them, what to say, you don't study hard, you can only work part-time in the future, and ask for food.
For these college students who are above the top, that is quite angry, your sister, you dare to say this about us? We are also the future pillars of the country, aren't we?
But these guys don't have the strength themselves, and now they can only put their hopes on Li Xiaoqiang, hoping that this benevolent brother can realize the lofty dream in their hearts and KO this teacher.
Li Xiaoqiang walked directly onto the podium, picked up the chalk, and said to Huo Pump: "I have no problem writing on the blackboard, right?"
Huo Pump smiled and said: "Of course there is no problem, for students like you who speak actively, our teachers like it very much, which helps to improve the positive 'nature' of my students' learning, I agree with both hands." ”
At this time, not only Lina was suspicious of Li Xiaoqiang's next moves, but also the students in the entire classroom were also suspicious, what kind of 'medicine' was sold in this buddy's gourd?
It's so mysterious, it looks like there are two brushes!
Li Xiaoqiang picked up the chalk, directly ripped off the sliding blackboard, and wrote a large string of chalk words on it.
The most important chalk words are all in English, the English letters are very vivid and natural, after Li Xiaoqiang finished writing a piece of chalk, he turned around, took the second chalk, and continued to write on the blackboard.
At this time, all the students in the classroom were stunned.
Their gaping mouths can't close anymore.
A blackboard full of English letters, which was written by Li Xiaoqiang, looked at the handwriting of those calligraphers, as well as the English letters they couldn't understand, they all gave a thumbs up in their hearts, masters.
After Li Xiaoqiang finished writing the first blackboard, he immediately pushed the blackboard up, and wrote a few more lines in German on the second blackboard.
Finally, Li Xiaoqiang wrote a few more lines in oracle bone script.
By this time, all the students in the classroom had already stood up.
And Huo Pump, who was standing on the edge of the podium, swallowed his parched throat, and began to feel apprehensive in his heart, Nima, this is what a student can do?
After Li Xiaoqiang finished writing, he handed the remaining half of the chalk to Huo Pump and said: "Teacher Huo, this is the classic quotations of these three countries written in English, German, and oracle bone inscriptions, and I hope that the teacher can complete the titles of the books with these quotations." ”
Huo Pump's face was a little stiff, and he couldn't recognize the English quotations written by Li Xiaoqiang.
Huo Pump already knew at this moment that the handsome young man in front of him was here to kick the restaurant, but his image as a teacher in front of the students could never be ruined.
The most important thing is that if the leaders of Shanghai Jiaotong University know, then he, the teacher, will definitely be fired.
Huo Pump took a deep breath, walked to the blackboard and said: "The first sentence is: Don't spit into the well, maybe you will come to drink the water from the well, come from." ”
"The second sentence is: climb up, make more money, enter the upper class, where a qiē is ready, from. ”
"The third sentence, well, I'll take a look at the next sentence first. The fourth sentence, well, I don't remember very well. ”
"The fifth sentence, wait for me to think about it first. ”
"Sixth, when reality folds over and sticks tightly to our long-standing dreams, it covers the dreams...... I forgot the last sentence, it seems, it should be from it. ”
"Seventh, I'm sorry. ”
"Sentence 8. ”
"Sentence 9. ”
Huo Pump didn't know all the next few words, and suddenly, the students in the classroom were already shouting: "Go down, go down." ”
At this time, all the students in the classroom waved their arms ahead with the word "down", and the sound was as loud as a bell, and most of the teachers and students in the classroom next to them were alarmed, and several of them thought that something big had happened, and hurriedly rushed over - 78115 + dpataioin + 20315651 - >