Gao Jun went through a thunderous ideological struggle, and finally decided not to touch his aunt's towel.

The relationship between the man and the great aunt is inherently incompatible.

A predecessor once said that when you touch your aunt's towel, you will be unlucky for three years.

Although Gao Jun is not superstitious, he is still a little taboo and more disgusted.

Just when he was desperately entangled, the savior arrived.

"Cleaning, is there anyone in the men's bathroom?" The cleaning aunt's voice was like a heavenly sound, which made Gao Jun overjoyed.

Gao Jun opened the door and rushed out, but the cleaning aunt was startled, and a big man popped out of the women's toilet.

But before the aunt could speak, Gao Jun had already wrinkled his eyebrows and reprimanded: "Where have you been, I haven't seen anyone for a long time looking for you?"

"Who are you?" the aunt asked weakly, such a horizontal person must be a leader.

Gao Jun waved his hand impatiently and said: "There is still kung fu to ask me who I am, I don't know if there will be a meeting in a while, the leaders of the Education Bureau are coming, hurry up and clean up, especially the paper basket in the toilet, it must be cleaned up, especially the women's toilet, this time the Education Bureau is a female leader." ”

"Yes, yes, I'll be right away. "Auntie's ability to act is still relatively strong, so do it immediately.

Gao Jun dodged and hid in the men's toilet, and soon the aunt packed the papers and towels out, temporarily placed them at the door, and then went to clean them.

Gao Jun scratched his heart and liver for a while: "People are agents, and Lao Tzu is also an agent."

But the family drove Marston Martin, held the Queen's secret order, carried a PPK pistol, and was happy with a blonde beauty.

Lao Tzu has to rummage through the garbage cans and dig out the toilet, it's really more people than people have to die, and goods have to be thrown away!"

Time can't tolerate Gao Jun's entanglement, compared with the safety of the country, compared with those sacrificed comrades-in-arms, this bit of is nothing.

He rushed over, picked up the garbage bag and turned around and ran, quickly entered the elevator, downstairs, and the reception girl was entangled with a man, and he didn't care about him.

Then the man glanced at Gao Jun.

This person Gao Jun also knows, it is Dong Mingwei's little follower Cheng Jialei, it seems that he came to find the leader, but he didn't make an appointment, and he didn't pay respects, and the reception sister who was used to Gao Jun was unwilling to help him report.

Originally, Cheng Jialei was very irritable, but when he saw Gao Jun coming out in a hurry, the expression on his face was instantaneous, his eyes were a little gloomy, some hatred, and some 'you are going to be unlucky', which was very strange.

Gao Jun naturally didn't care about a little minion, he left quickly, found a trash can outside the school gate, threw the bag in his hand, and then called the little fairy and asked her to notify someone to pick it up.

Although Gao Jun left directly, except for him, no one would rummage through the trash can, and even if he did, he wouldn't take it when he saw it, and he didn't worry about losing it at all.

Just this bit of, the tossed Gao Jun was sweating profusely, and his stomach was growling.

He didn't have much money in his hand, and the canteen of the School of Foreign Languages was on strike under the leadership of the little fairy, but fortunately, the Institute of Science and Technology was next to the main school, and mechanical engineering and science and engineering were the main majors of Qinhai University.

Let's go to Teacher Han Jingjing for a while.

Walking into the Institute of Science and Technology with a work card, there are more men and fewer women, which is very different from the School of Foreign Languages, and the atmosphere is relatively dull.

Gao Jun came directly to the cafeteria, the situation here has improved a little, and the young couples sit together in pairs, and the atmosphere is warm and sweet.

Gao Jun watched it with more interest, and there were a lot of funny and interesting things.

Not long after, Teacher Han Jingjing appeared, saw Gao Jun at a glance, walked over and asked curiously, "Why are you here?"

"Oh, I'm going to the main school to do some business, and I'll stop by to see you. Gao Jun said.

Han Jingjing smiled slightly and said, "Come and see me?"

Directly debunked the most embarrassing, Gao Jun smiled bitterly: "Leave a line in doing things, and we will meet in the future." ”

Han Jingjing wanted to laugh but couldn't, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault for spending money without moderation, so you came to support me, but I didn't have anything to eat, I went home tonight, why don't I find my parents......"

"No!" Gao Jun didn't wait for her to finish, and immediately interrupted: "Resolutely can't ask your parents to borrow money, absolutely not." ”

Han Jingjing was stunned for a moment, looking at his determined appearance, she suddenly thought of something, and suddenly couldn't cry or laugh.

Sure enough, this guy full of machismo said seriously: "As the saying goes, marry a man and marry a man, dress and eat." A man may not have a famous car or a mansion, and he may not be able to meet the requirements of his mother-in-law for a huge bride price, but if his daughter-in-law can't afford to eat, drink and wear, and he has to rely on his mother's family to help, it is a matter of dignity. ”

"How can you say so seriously, no matter how philistine the mother-in-law is before marriage, she also hopes that her daughter's life will be guaranteed, and she will occasionally subsidize her daughter after marriage, and she also hopes that her life will be good. Han Jingjing said: "Besides, what kind of marrying a man, you want to buy me out with these two thousand yuan?"

"Hehe, it's not a matter of time or time. Gao Jun smiled.

"It's early!" Mr. Han emphasized.

"In short, you don't have to ask your mother for money. Gao Jun said: "We are not enough to get to that share, just now someone gave me tens of thousands of yuan in cash with both hands, and I didn't even look at it." ”

"Just blow it. Han Jingjing didn't believe it at all, in her opinion, Gao Jun was an ordinary counselor, and she came in through the back door through the back door.

Gao Jun naturally couldn't say much to her, rubbed his stomach, and said, "Let's eat first, only when you have a full stomach can you have the strength to work and make money." ”

Han Jingjing glanced at him, and soon bought the best dishes in the Polytechnic canteen, and Gao Jun ate with a mouth full of oil, which made Teacher Han feel a sense of accomplishment.

She was stunned to find that every time she was with him, she would have the warmth and happiness of the family, so she looked at herself, and she seemed to prefer to be the queen of housekeeping compared to the queen of biochemistry.

At this moment, there was a table full of girls around him, and suddenly there was a burst of coquettish laughter, and one of the girls held a letter to the sisters around her, and the group of people laughed continuously after reading it.

At the same time, a few boys at the other table were also reading the letter in a circle, but they were all frowning, as if they were examining the most difficult additional questions.

"What's going on?" Gao Jun asked curiously.

Han Jingjing smiled helplessly and said, "That's a love letter." Recently, there has been a sudden popularity of a game called 'professional love letters', where boys and girls use their professional knowledge to write love letters, liberal arts students chant poems, science students draw parabolas to write formulas, art colleges and universities paint, sing, and mechanical engineering send mechanical drawings, which is now popular in the whole school.

I don't know who came up with the idea, but it's really good, so that you can not only convey affection, but also learn from each other, cultivate tacit understanding, and most importantly, stimulate enthusiasm for learning. ”

The initiator of this activity seems to be Gao Jun himself, and at first Zhao Kun surrounded him and asked him to talk about the skills of dating a girl for the first time, or the first conversation.

Gao Jun told them that the most important thing is to do what they like, for example, Lu Lei asked a science girl, so he sent her an invitation text message, with the left corner opposite the door of the cafeteria as the origin of the coordinates, the long table is swinging to the X axis, the longitudinal axis is the Y axis, and each seat is a unit, and I am at the position of the coordinates (2311).

Later, in order to lure the stealth man into the game, he asked Qi Miao to help and sent a letter to Zhao Haiyan, saying that it was a love letter written by Tian Ni in English, and asked Zhao Haiyan to use his professional recovery to recover it, but Zhao Haiyan replied with a mechanical drawing.

It was precisely because of this drawing that the stealthy man jumped into the killing game by himself.

It's just that Gao Jun never imagined that his unintentional move would become a popular trend on campus.

He looked at Han Jingjing, and felt that Teacher Han not only agreed, but also longed for it, as if he remembered his college career.

Gao Jun took advantage of her inattention, secretly took out his mobile phone and edited a text message and sent it.

Han Jingjing absentmindedly took out her mobile phone, and was stunned when she saw the information.

raised his eyes to look at Gao Jun, and then looked at the text message carefully, and the red glow quietly climbed up his cheeks.

Gao Jun is: "Mg+ZnSo4=MgSo4+Zn"

No one is clearer than Han Jingjing in the explanation of this formula, magnesium meets zinc sulfide, it becomes magnesium sulfide and zinc, and combined with the so-called 'professional love letter', a little association is that your beauty stole my heart.

Teacher Han blushed with shame, as if she had returned to her girlhood, she was very glad that she was able to stay on campus as a teacher, and she was even more glad to have met him, this man seemed to have been deliberately arranged by God to make up for his youthful regrets.

She lowered her head in shame and typed quickly, and soon Gao Jun received a text message, which read: "ZnLiPuKrYUTlAg"

Gao Jun was suddenly blindsided when he saw it, smiled bitterly at Teacher Han, and crossed his fingers to recite the element symbol and slipped away: "Carbon is C, phosphorus is P, lead is Pb, gold Au, silver Ag, magnesium symbol Mg......"

Teacher Han suddenly felt angry and funny, angry that he couldn't see it at the first time, laughing at the fact that he would still be an elemental symbol, if he could recite it all, he would naturally understand the meaning.

Just when Gao Jun was reciting the element table, the girls at the next table began to coax, it turned out that a certain girl also received a professional love letter, but it was just an audio sent to the mobile phone, and her boyfriend was a student majoring in dubbing at an art school.

Everyone coaxed her to play it, but the girl had no choice but to press the play button.

I only heard a crayon voice from the phone: "Honey, let me see you for the first time, and I know that you are the girl I have been looking for, someone worth guarding for the rest of my life......"

Speaking of which, the voice suddenly changed, from crayon Shin-chan to Doraemon, a love letter of hundreds of words, he used more than ten different voices, each voice is a well-known cartoon character, the voice talent is strong beyond the sky, the girls began to laugh, and then they all fell silent, because it shows that the boy is very good, and he uses his heart!