"Chen Qiaoshan and Chen Xi, please go to the school gate and someone to find it, Chen Qiaoshan and Chen Xi, please go to the school gate and find someone to find ......"

Tang Dashan lay on the table calmly, staring at the ends of the girls in the front row with dull eyes, and the sound of the broadcast outside the window echoed weakly in the campus, as if it was a murmur on the horizon, which did not attract the slightest attention from him.

"Dashan, you've been staring at Yan Xiaoqin for a long time, haven't you seen enough? I didn't hear the radio outside calling you over, someone from your house is here, why don't you hurry over." When he was about to leave, he muttered in a low voice: "It's almost time for the college entrance examination, what else is there to see......"

Tang Dashan was awakened by the loud voice beside him, and he was greeted by Yan Xiaoqin in the front seat who turned his head and gave him a white eye, the straight nose and slightly slanted eyes revealed a trace of shame and a trace of coquettishness, and there was a little smugness, so he couldn't help but look at it a few more times.

Yan Xiaoqin's appearance is very delicate, a few strands of bangs on her smooth forehead, a pair of bright eyes are clear and bright, Qiong's nose is straight, her cheeks are slightly red, and there is a hint of coquettishness in her youth.

Tang Dashan was in a trance, accustomed to the awl face with heavy makeup all over the world, and suddenly saw the original young girl in front of him full of youthful vitality, which made him feel amazed.

Yan Xiaoqin made him a little embarrassed, snorted lightly, and turned back arrogantly, leaving him with an infinitely beautiful background.

Tang Dashan felt a little uncomfortable, he didn't do anything, just lying on the table in a daze, and after thinking about it carefully, he found that he had made people pit.

reminded him of Sun Guangming, an adolescent fat man whose face was disfigured by hormones, he glared at the table that framed him, but when he saw the pimples on his face, he subconsciously forgave him, it was all the fault of suppressing youth.

He ignored the little fat man next to him, and looked around for a while, and the classmates in the class were busy with their own things. Looking at everything in front of him, Tang Dashan sighed, this is not his world!

Tang Dashan, to be precise, should be called Chen Qiaoshan now, has been in this strange world for two days.

In two days, he didn't understand that he was originally the export manager of an import and export company in Wendeng District, Lu Province, but when he woke up, he inexplicably became this senior high school student who was about to take the 2003 college entrance examination.

He had been trying to figure out what had happened for the past two days, but he had not come to a useful conclusion after thinking about it. Now his name is Chen Qiaoshan, but what Tang Dashan has experienced is so completely in his mind.

Tang Dashan's past, whether it was the scandal of molesting the neighbor's beautiful aunt when he was five years old and being praised by his unscrupulous father, or the embarrassing incident of smashing the glass of the principal's house when he was ten years old and being dragged home by his father and beaten violently, Chen Qiaoshan's mind remembers it clearly.

The things that happened to Tang Dashan, whether they have been forgotten or slightly vaguely impressed, as long as he has experienced them, one by one is like an engraving engraved in Chen Qiaoshan's mind, with unconscious memories, it is as clear as looking at the photo album, and after a little pondering, the things that have happened are vivid.

Even the map drawn on the bed sheet one night in the second grade of Tang Dashan Elementary School was a rooster or a camel, and he could tell in his mind whether it was a rooster or a camel. Of course, bedwetting when I was a child is not worth bragging about and showing off, but you can't deny that it's a magical thing to remember every bedwetting experience, of course, this idea reveals a strong dick silk fan, no matter how you look at it, there is a teasing atmosphere.

At first, he was still a little skeptical, but when he carefully combed through Tang Dashan's past experience, everything seemed to reappear yesterday, and he slowly accepted this fact.

Of course, Tang Dashan's life experience stayed in Chen Qiaoshan's mind, which was a peculiar and complicated life experience.

Now Tang Dashan is very weird, when he opens his eyes to see the world, everything around him is strange and familiar, strange and familiar campus, strange and familiar teachers and classmates...... Everything seemed to remind him that this was the reality.

In the past two days, every time he heard Sun Guangming speak to him in his standard Dengzhou dialect, he was inexplicably a little sad, it felt like a dream, but every night when he woke up, he was still in this familiar and unfamiliar environment, and he could only accept this reality in his heart.

Before coming here, Tang Dashan had just turned thirty, and he was still a standard dick.

In a foreign way, he was born in 1987 in Sui County, Hubei Province, his hometown, is mediocre in height, so-so, so-so, generally low in reading grades, and a bit funny in personality, just an ordinary ordinary person.

In June 2006, Tang Dashan took the college entrance examination, and his grades were mediocre, and he was admitted to the international trade major of a secondary college in Shandong Province.

During college, his life was not turbulent, the accident happened in his sophomore year, Tang Dashan, who often ran to the computer college to rub the Internet, accidentally fell in love with a girl who studied software engineering, and it took a lot of effort before and after, and the girl became his girlfriend.

People often use a flower inserted in cow dung to analogy the combination of beauty and ugly man, Tang Dashan does not see it that way, he thinks that flowers should be inserted on cow dung, so that the nutrition is balanced, to the dog's tail grass plugged in, it is obviously a waste of overnutrition resources. His statement has won the full support of their single male compatriots in the academy, and the worldview of single dogs is incomprehensible to normal people.

Tang Dashan is not an ugly man, of course he is not a handsome guy, he and his girlfriend belong to Wang Ba and look at the mung bean right, his girlfriend is not bad, according to his own words, it is above the level line, this is the truth, at least it is more than enough for Tang Dashan.

Friends who are familiar with the two of them say that his girlfriend is a handsome guy who doesn't know anything, so why do you fall in love with his foolishness, of course, this is a well-intentioned ridicule, but fortunately, the two stumbled all the way, and Qingqing and I plus the noisy campus life continued.

In 2010, the two graduated from college, gritted their teeth and stayed in Lu Province for their girlfriend Tang Dashan, and the two returned to their girlfriend's hometown together, a beautiful seaside town of Wei City. Tang Dashan, who had nothing, found a professional job in a local foreign trade company and worked hard.

Like all family ethics dramas, he met a picky mother-in-law, no wonder, who wants to let his daughter follow a man who has nothing, the key is that this man is not handsome. Fortunately, Tang Dashan also has a lot of advantages, his heart is big enough, his face is thick enough, and his mind is also lively, in the words of his classmates, he is a typical example with a pig on his face and a bright heart.

While following the leaders of the unit, he had to fight wits and courage with his mother-in-law, who was picky, and finally saved some money after a few years of hard work, paid a down payment to buy a car and a house, and lived a life of repaying loans with a clean face.

With his diligent and down-to-earth character, he is highly valued by the boss in the company, his income has gradually increased, his relationship with his girlfriend is stable, and his life is gradually on the right track.

At the beginning of 2017, the mother-in-law, who had been eyebrow-raising at Tang Dashan for several years, saw that her stupid girl had stayed up to thirty, and was forced to be helpless, and finally bit her cheek and let go.

In this way, Tang Dashan, who has been in love for nine years and lived together for eight years, and has been fighting with his mother-in-law for six years, is preparing to enter the palace of marriage with his girlfriend on May 1, 2017.

I don't know how I and my girlfriend happened in 2017, and my parents who are far away in Hubei Province, thinking of this, Tang Dashan couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Maybe there was an unknown mistake in time and space, which caused his memory to come here, and he himself stayed in 2017 safely, continuing his inherent teasing life with his girlfriend, Tang Dashan could only comfort himself in his heart.

Maybe this is fate, maybe he will always face the future with the memories of Tang Dashan and Chen Qiaoshan in the future, and he doesn't know whether to be happy or worried, after thinking for a long time, Tang Dashan finally made up his mind, since he has arrived here, he has to face reality.

There was a sound of "pop", and the pain in his shoulder dragged Tang Dashan, to be precise, Chen Qiaoshan back to reality from the fugue, looking at the table patting his shoulder, he came back to his senses and asked, "Sun Fatzi, what are you doing?"

Sun Guangming felt quite surprised, his tablemate usually works hard, for fear of wasting review time, but in the past two days, he has suddenly become chattering, and he doesn't know what's going on, and he is often in a daze for no reason.

He asked suspiciously: "Nothing is wrong, you have been in a state of mind for the past two days, the radio has called you several times, and I haven't seen any movement from you." ”

Chen Qiaoshan was weak for a while, and he had the impression that he should be a taciturn and honest child now, with good academic work and good grades, and he was usually very diligent and hardworking, and his grades were in the middle of the key class in the third year of high school, with about 200 grades.

According to the admission ratio of a high school in previous years, it is still difficult for him to get into a key university, but an ordinary college is still stable, which is much stronger than Tang Dashan, who took the college entrance examination three years later.

Looking at Sun Guangming's puzzled eyes, Chen Qiaoshan subconsciously felt a little weak, it seems that he still has to keep a low profile in the future, otherwise it will be easy for the people around him to discover his abnormality.

Sun Guangming pushed him again and said: "I said Dashan, what's wrong with you, the radio shouted you, someone from your house has sent something, why don't you go and take a look, don't let them wait in a hurry." ”

It was the end of April 2003, when SARS was raging, schools were closed, and students had not gone home for a long time.

If the student needs anything, the parents need to send it to the school gate, and then the school will use the radio to notify the student, and the student will go to the school gate and say a few words to the parents through the school's retractable door, even if the visit is over, it is no different from sitting in prison.

Chen Qiaoshan thought that it should be someone from his family, thinking of this, he quickly got up, waved his hand to Sun Guangming and said, "I'm fine, I'm just a little tired in the past two days, thank you for the reminder!"

Out of the teaching building, the campus at the end of April was already full of green, and the afternoon sun shone on my body with a burst of warmth.

Walking on campus, Chen Qiaoshan raised his head and squinted his eyes slightly at the radiant sun, and suddenly felt a surging power surging from his heart.

Maybe it's a new life!