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However, seeing that he acted meticulously, I felt that this person deserved to be a talent.

I took a look at the screenwriter again: Li Dabao.

However, everyone knows that the main reason why Li Dabao wrote this sketch is to satirize the Qingcheng Second People's Hospital.

Since Li Dabao came on stage, the applause has not stopped, and the laughter has been bursting again and again.

Seeing the reactions of these people, Batu felt that he had not mistaken Li Dabao, and he was indeed a talent.

Coupled with the identity of a mathematician, the rest of his life is like a tiger with wings.

Li Dabao said: "Pluck." ”

Woman: "I'll give you an injection and anesthetic first, come on." ”

Li Dabao: "Oh my mother, such a big medicine needle." ”

Li Dabao blocked it with his hand,

Female doctor: "Don't move, you folded the needle, I'm not responsible, okay, wait a while, how about it, is hemp?"

Li Dabao said: "It's numb, it's completely numb." ”

Female doctor: "You wait, I'll pull your tooth out." ”

Walked out with a large pair of pliers.

Doctor: "Here." ”

was so frightened that Li Dabao ran all over the house.

Doctor: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Li Dabao: "Oh, Mom, you, you, you, you are too big. ”

Female doctor: "Don't look at this guy's size, let you take your teeth off comfortably." ”

Li Dabao: "Can this big guy be comfortable?"

Woman: "Imported goods, it must be easy to use." ”

Li Dabao: "Can it work?"

Female doctor: "It's good or not, you'll know when you put it in your mouth." ”

The man held on to the pliers and said, "Tap, tap." ”

The woman pulled it out several times, and finally pulled it out, and she fainted, and Li Dabao woke up in the pinch.

Li Dabao: "What are you extracting teeth, you are dying, doctor, what is my tooth?"

Woman: "I don't. ”

Li Dabao looked for a long time and asked, "Where are they?

Woman: "In my mouth." ”

Li Dabao: "Take it out." ”

Woman: "Let me see." ”

Li Dabao: "Ahhhh ”

Woman: "Ahh ”

Li Dabao: "Take it out quickly, take it out for me?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, that's not my business. ”

Li Dabao: "You pulled your teeth and fell into your throat, you should be responsible, it's not your business scope, whose business scope is it?"

Female doctor: "The laryngeal department, next door, but you have to re-register, Mom, it's ten o'clock, you hurry up, maybe you can register before eating." ”

Doctor in the pharyngology department: "Alas, it's ten minutes before the meal starts." ”

Li Dabao: "Woo, woo, doctor, Wangwang." ”

Doctor: "What's wrong? You let the mad dog bite you?"

Li Dabao: "My throat is broken." ”

"Sit down and I'll take a look, is your voice okay?" he said, shining a flashlight.

Li Dabao: "It's not a doctor, it's not a voice." ”

The doctor said helplessly: "Why are you coming to me if it's not your throat, your head is in the water, or is it hung by the plane? Now the level of the Qingcheng Second People's Hospital is too low." ”

Li Dabao: "No, no, I'll tell you, the tooth is extracted, the tooth is out of your throat." ”

"Oh, I'll show you, you don't have any of that?"

Li Dabao: "Where have you gone, where have you gone?" ”

Doctor: "Your teeth should go down." ”

Li Dabao: "Take it out." ”

Doctor: "You think it's simple, is this my business?"

Li Dabao: "It's not your business scope, whose business scope is it?"

Doctor: "You register and go to the gastroenterology department, next door." ”

At this time, everyone was still laughing, but they felt a trace of sadness from this sketch. This is the hospital in Huaxia.

There are problems of one kind and another.

Gastroenterology.

Woman: "Today's noon dish turned out to be scrambled eggs with leeks." It still tastes in my mouth. ”

Li Dabao: "Woo woo woo." ”

Woman: "What's the matter with this person, he looks panicked." ”

Li Dabao: "The tooth is falling out of the stomach." ”

Woman: "The tooth fell out of the stomach, this is really unusual, the tooth fell out in the stomach has nothing to do with it, don't panic, don't worry, let me ask you, what's wrong?"

Li Dabao: "Tooth extraction, after tooth extraction, it will fall into the stomach." ”

"Oh, the tooth is falling out of the stomach, I'll give you a perspective, stand up, let you gasp, you gasp, you gasp, let you suffo, you suffocate, cooperate with me, perspective, panting, panting, panting, suffocating. ”

Li Dabao accidentally let out a fart.

Woman: "What do you look like, exhausting everywhere?" ”

Li Dabao: "I patronize the top, but I don't manage the bottom." ”

Woman: "Okay, the results are out, it's like this, after examination, there must be no stomach and intestines." ”

Li Dabao: Mom, that, where did I go?

Doctor: "It seems to be going down." ”

Li Dabao: If you look at it, you can take it out for me,

Woman: "Let me show it to you, it's not my business." ”

Li Dabao: "Whose business scope is this?" ”

Doctor: "You, register a number, go to the anorectal department, find a ** doctor, and show you, can I take it out for you from behind." ”

Li Dabao: "I have to go through the back door." ”

Woman: "Let's go, I'll get off work in a while." ”

Li Dabao: "Mom, what's the matter, it's so quick to get me into the **." ”

Doctor, if you do what we do, you're not a person, and my face is not a color when I smoke *** all day long.

Li Dabao: "Doctor, doctor." ”

Doctor: "What's the matter, look at hemorrhoids." ”

Li Dabao: "No. ”

Doctor: "Look at anal fistula and anal abscess?"

Li Dabao: "No. ”

Doctor: "You don't look at hemorrhoids, you don't look at anal fistulas, what are you doing with me, look at your mouth?"

Dr. Li Dabao ********* Dr.: "Look, let's talk about it, that's right, it's still a trouble, come here, take off your pants, you see, if you want to see don't be ashamed, take off your pants." ”

Li Dabao: "I'm embarrassed, I'm ashamed, I'm still a virgin." ”

This was immediately a lot of people laughing.

Female doctor: "Virgin, I'm still a virgin, hurry up, don't fix that useless, I don't see anything wrong, you're still ashamed, hurry up, relax, don't be nervous, don't be afraid, it's okay, raise it, don't move, don't shake, splash, I haven't taken a bath in the past few months, this smell, wow, this, this, this is a bit of that, I've seen it for the first time in so many years, ** teeth." ”

The female doctor's performance immediately burst into laughter.

Especially the sentence with teeth in the eyes.

Li Dabao: "Doctor, take it out for me, this girl is not my business scope." ”

Li Dabao: "Then you see whose business scope this is." ”

Doctor: "You, now register and go to the dentist to remove the tooth." ”

Li Dabao: "Ah, they asked me to come to you. ”

Doctor: "They are too irresponsible, obviously the tooth is in the wrong position, why do you have to let me see the **, pull out the tooth, you hurry up and register and go to the dentist to extract the tooth." ”

Li Dabao: "Ah. ”

After the performance, Li Dabao received thunderous applause.

originally thought that Li Dabao was imitating the Spring Festival Gala to extract teeth this time, but he didn't expect that he was telling another story.