Chapter 342: My uncle-in-law is here

As soon as Ye Fan and Zhang Lu arrived in the courtyard of the Zhang family's mansion, three and a half children surrounded them.

"Don't move. Three children, two girls and one man, holding guns, aimed at Ye Fan.

Of course, it's not a real gun, it's a toy gun.

"Robbery, I'll kill you with a single move. The eldest boy couldn't help laughing and said with a big grin.

"Be careful, if you move, I'll punch your ass. Xuanxuan, who was in the middle, giggled.

The youngest girl, holding a gun in one hand and a waist in the other, said immaturely: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, leave a gift." ”

Ye Fan has learned about Zhang Lu's relatives, these three children are the children of Zhang Lu's brother, and their nicknames are Ming Ming, Xuanxuan and Yaya.

Since he is pretending to be Zhang Lu's boyfriend, he naturally has to cooperate, Ye Fan raised his hand in surrender and said with a wry smile: "This will always work." ”

"What are you doing,? There's no politeness at all. Zhang Lu glared and cast an apologetic look at Ye Fan.

"Third aunt, don't care, you take the man home, we'll give you a palm, if you don't interfere, I won't say that you like to wear **** naked and sleep naked in your own room. The girl said with a wink of bright eyes.

"Stupid, you have said it all, haven't you learned the story of three hundred taels of silver here?" Xuanxuan blamed.

"It's like, you big idiot, don't talk much. "Clearly lessons.

"Why did I show my bottom, could it be that I was too smart?" The girl pouted in confusion, and suddenly, she had an idea, and giggled: "It's okay, we still have the bath photos of the third aunt?"

"Stupid, stupid. Ming Ming and Xuanxuan despised it.

Zhang Lu was messy, and said sternly: "The skin is itchy, right, I want to be beaten in my ass over there, stretch it out for me." ”

"No, no. The three children said in unison, hid beside Ye Fan, and said as a matter of course: "We play with my uncle, what's your business, third aunt, you don't have a dog and a mouse to meddle in your affairs." ”

"Say it again. Zhang Lu was on fire.

The three of them hid behind Ye Fan and opened their mouths.

"Walking, I'll take you to get the gifts. Ye Fan smiled silently, opened the trunk with the three children, and showed all the gifts that Zhang Lu had prepared a long time ago.

"Long live my uncle. The three children were happy, and each of them took the gifts and quarreled with each other.

The three Yaya, like princesses and princes, instructed their subordinates to take their respective gifts.

"Uncle, I want you to carry me on my back. The girl screamed.

"Good. Ye Fan said generously.

"Uncle, I want you to hold me. Xuanxuan said.

"Good. Ye Fan chuckled helplessly, just like that, Yaya went to her back, Xuanxuan arrived in her arms, and the two little girls climbed on him one by one.

"How old a person is, it's like he hasn't been weaned, he still needs to be hugged and carried. "Obviously aggrieved.

"Big brother, don't be envious, you are a boy, and you will be jealous. Xuanxuan and Yaya giggled.

"Not really. "Obviously despised.

The tutoring of the three Yaya is very strict, but the personality is more active than the other, Zhang Lu takes the man home, and the three children are also on vacation, so they naturally have enough fun, and they have no strangeness to Ye Fan at all, but they are full of intimacy.

"Uncle, let me tell you secretly, I have a nude photo of my third aunt, do you want to see it?"

"I also have a lot of secrets about my third aunt. Xuanxuan said diligently.

Ye Fan let the two girls in his ears mutter, but he didn't care, Zhang Lu said apologetically: "The three children are not sensible, don't mind." ”

"It's fine. Ye Fan said disapprerovingly.

At this time, Zhang's mother came, Zhang Lu stepped forward and said kindly, "Mom." ”

Zhang's mother agreed with a smile, and then took her mother-in-law's gaze to look at her son-in-law, and looked at Ye Fan meaningfully, "You are Xiao Ye, I often hear Lulu mention you, when you come here, it's like your own home, don't be restrained." ”

"I often bring it up? I've only said it once. Zhang Lu thought depressedly.

"Okay, Auntie. Ye Fan nodded and chuckled.

Zhang's mother blamed at this time: "Yaya, Xuanxuan, what's the matter with the two of you? Don't you have long legs? Hurry down, it's too unusual, the first time you see Xiao Ye, how can you bully it?"

"Grandma, we didn't bully, we kissed my uncle. Xuanxuan and Yaya complained.

"Xiaoye, don't mind. Zhang's mother said with a smile.

"It's okay Auntie. Ye Fan said.

"Hurry up and get inside. Zhang's mother said enthusiastically.

"Good. Ye Fan agreed.

Zhang Lu watched the group walk away, then stomped his feet, and said aggrievedly: "Leave me aside, really." ”

When they entered the house, Yaya and Xuanxuan took the initiative to get off Ye Fan, took Ye Fan's hand and entered the hall, and said with a smile: "Grandpa, look who's coming, the third aunt's man." ”

Yaya and Xuanxuan didn't dare to stick to Ye Fan's body anymore, they were afraid that grandpa would fall down, and they would still be able to fool around with other people's numbers, but grandpa was here, they were really afraid.

"Uncle, sit down. The three children gathered around Ye Fan and said cordially.

Zhang Lu's father, named Zhang Jiefang, is a name that is very in line with the background of the times.

Zhang Jiefang sat on the sofa, reading the newspaper, and the aura of the superior naturally emanated.

He glanced at Ye Fan, lost interest, and didn't take another look.

"Play by yourself, no big or small, and no tutor. Zhang Jiefang said to the three children.

"Oh, grandpa. The three of them lowered their heads, stared at their feet, and walked away.

"Dad, what are you doing? Is there anyone here?" Zhang Lu said dissatisfiedly: "You are usually too strict with the girls, and the three of you have a shadow, I am afraid that you are like a plague god, can you be a little more restrained, don't always stare at it." ”

"Why, the wings are stiff, dare to talk to Lao Tzu, and talk about mine. Zhang Jiefang put the newspaper still on the coffee table, and said unhappily: "I haven't been home for a few days, and I've lost my temper again, I'm a plague god, so what have you all become, there are no rules at all." ”

"Old stubborn. Zhang Lu sighed.

"Say it again. "Zhang Jiefang showed signs of anger.

"You're just old and stubborn, you don't allow anyone to talk about it, and you quarrel as soon as you meet, like words?" Zhang's mother interjected, "When no one is there, I don't care how you quarrel, but Lulu takes her boyfriend home, you old stubborn know that you have nothing to do, you accuse others of having no rules, I think the most unpleasant thing is you." ”

"I don't care about you guys. "Zhang Jiefang's god is in the way.

Ye Fan smiled helplessly, he finally understood now, why Zhang Lu was worried, he would fight with Zhang Jiefang, looking at the current situation, Zhang Jiefang was the boss at home, he was used to giving orders, and he also brought his work habits into the house.