Liu Xiaomei also felt her stomach rolling. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Hurry up and put your shoes on, it's disgusting. Li Dabao frowned, pinched his nose and said.

"Hmph, third brother, you are completely looking down on me, do you know that the shoes and socks were just bought?" Du Zida said unhappily, if he had been together for so long, he would definitely be anxious with the other party.

"But you're still a great kid, your daughter-in-law hasn't married yet, and you have children. Now you're a winner in life. Du Zida put on his shoes and patted Li Dabao with his hand, and said with a smile in obscene eyes.

"It's not ....... "Li Dabao really wants to say that this woman is just suffering from motion sickness, and then she was smoked by your stinky shoes, obviously she was smoked by you.

"No need to explain, we all understand, you are also a well-known man now, and you have some confidants or something outside, which is a very normal thing. ”

"Li Dabao, you haven't even taken the driver's license test yet?" Shangguan Qing'er came out of the toilet and said with some anger.

"Well, yes, I haven't had time to get my driver's license yet, but you can see that I didn't have any traffic accidents along the way. Don't worry, I've lived for so long, I haven't eaten fatty pork, haven't I seen a fat pig run?" Li Dabao said.

"But I got motion sickness. ”

"Absolutely not next time. ”

"Do you want to have a next time?" Shangguan Qing'er said loudly.

"Shangguan Qing'er, don't go too far, okay? You remember that I saved you. I know I'm like a firefly in the night, shining everywhere I go, bringing light and warmth to others, but don't you find all kinds of reasons to pester me, right? Since I wrote "That Taste" and "To My Ex", do you know how many girls want to marry me? It's rare to find a good man like me who is talented, honest and reliable. Li Dabao said.

"Vomit....... ”

Shangguan Qing'er didn't speak, but Li Dabao could see that there were tears in her eyes.

"Of course, it's not that you don't have a chance at all, but I advise you, it's better for you to have less contact with that Bai Weiwei in the future, and don't do the same work with her in the future, although it is very profitable, but it also hurts your body. Li Dabao said.

Shangguan Qing'er was of course very angry, it turned out that this guy regarded her as a junior.

The three of them ate chicken thighs and drank beer.

After three rounds of drinking, they were almost drunk.

During this period, Shangguan Qing'er has always ignored Li Dabao.

"Second sister, don't live here either, go to the house I rented, let's have a bedroom for each person. ”

"We're almost drunk, let's go, get in the car. ”

"Third brother, why don't we ask for a substitute driver?" Liu Xiaomei said

"I think you're definitely questioning my abilities, can I still play well?" Li Dabao said angrily.

The four of them got into the car, and compared with the last time, this time, the car drove very smoothly.

Watching Li Dabao drive Shangguan Qing'er, she felt that the half bottle of liquor just now was not drunk by Li Dabao at all.

I'm almost home.

"It's miserable, third brother, look ahead, is there a drunk driving investigation?" Du Zida pointed to the front and said.

Because of the traffic jam, you don't have to think about it when you turn around and run away.

"Hehe, it's a trivial matter, you three go down, leave this matter to me, I know the traffic policeman very well. Li Dabao patted his chest very confidently and said.

All three got out of the car.

After driving for nearly 30 meters, when it was about Li Dabao's turn, Li Dabao opened the car door.

shouted loudly: "Grandma, steal a car, and you can't stop." ”

Four or five traffic policemen instantly became wooden, and they also found out a thief when they investigated drunk driving? Or a sports car, and the opportunity to make meritorious service was just around the corner, and they chased after Li Dabao like a cunning rabbit.

Li Dabao ran away, and even the traffic police drove after him.

After running fifty meters, Li Dabao felt that he was panting hard, his body was sore, and he couldn't run, this trick he also saw someone on the Internet do this in his previous life, but he still overestimated his physical fitness.

"I do good deeds without leaving a name, graceful, handsome and chic, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars see flat tires, birds live well, the universe invincible follow-up system ends the only genuine, Li Dabao, from now on the fierce life does not need to be explained, I live is a sin. ”

The page of the follow-up system was opened.

He also has a potion of stamina, which is said to be able to run a hundred kilometers.

If you don't think about it, click to use it.

It was as if a warm current had entered the body, and it instantly had inexhaustible strength.

The two traffic policemen in the back showed a triumphant smile on the corner of their mouths.

How could an ordinary thief outrun him? You know, they also have to exercise every day.

You must know that in the city, but the runner-up in the marathon is more than enough to deal with these ordinary thieves.

He just enjoyed the feeling of chasing, feeling the shortening of the distance between the two people, which was absolutely refreshing that ordinary people could not experience.

He seemed to have seen the dawn of the thief being captured in front of him.

Who knows, the guy in front of him, like he was beaten with chicken blood, was even faster than the initial speed.

Looking at the distance that was gradually being pulled away, his heart was like a knife, as if he had returned to the city marathon.

He was overtaken by athletes of that profession for most of the lap.

After running for nearly ten kilometers, he finally got rid of these guys, at this time his heart was not beating and his face was not red, and his body was still full of explosive power.

Li Dabao really admires these two traffic policemen, after all, there are not many traffic policemen with such good physical strength.

Successfully opened the security door on the opposite side, Li Dabao sweated profusely and said: "Call the police, just say that your car is lost." ”

"I'm in the shower, you can sit down for a while. "The voice came from the bathroom.

An hour later.

Shangguan Qing'er's bodyguard went to the traffic police team to pick up the car.

"I don't know, did the thief who stole the car catch it?"

"Needless to say, I really wanted to catch him and tell him that he could really run a marathon and I was sure he would finish first, but the most surprising thing was that I smelled alcohol on him. A sweaty traffic policeman panted and said, he sincerely admired Li Dabao in his heart, this was the first time he had seen a person who ran so fast after drinking.

He wondered in his heart, is it possible that the current thieves are so physically fit?

"It's so hard for you. I don't know how long you've been chasing, how tired are you?" said the bodyguard with a smile.

"Huhuhu...... If I was alone, it would be needless to say, this guy picks the small road, and our police car can't get in, so we can only follow the wide road.

All five of us took turns and were all run away by this guy. He ran faster than a rabbit. Another traffic policeman also said.

"Thank you so much, I didn't expect the car to be found after an hour of loss. The bodyguard said with a smile.

The captain of the traffic police nodded and said with a smile: "There, there, it is our duty to protect the property safety of the people." ”

He's not stupid, you know it's not low when you look at the price. What's more, the director personally called just now, and the owner of this car must have an extraordinary identity. Even if it's really drunk driving, it's something to consider.

Li Dabao returned home.

Sweat was already drenching his clothes, and they were dripping down.

Seeing him like this, Shangguan Qing'er suddenly felt a little heartbroken.

"After drinking most of the bottles of liquor, I can still run so well, and if I catch it, it's not a big deal.

Get up quickly, go back to your house, take a hot shower, change your clothes, or you'll catch a cold tomorrow. ”

Seeing Shangguan Qing'er come out wrapped in a bath towel, Li Dabao's mouth was dry.

The eyes are straight.

But he didn't dare to make any moves, after all, she was a girl who crushed two walnuts with one hand.

Li Dabao opened the follow-up system and saw that someone on the Internet scolded him very vaguely.

Looking at the tumbling follow-up value, he chose to forgive these people, but in order to make his scolding more enjoyable, he immediately decided to fight back.