"Long-term?" Lao Qin asked rhetorically, "How long and how long is it?" I didn't seem to be a little out of tune when I heard this, so I said that this is what you said, and you must be able to manage it for a lifetime.

Lao Qin hiccuped: "How many years is a lifetime?" I thought to myself, how do I know this, and I am not an immortal. Listening to his speech, his tongue was not hard, why was it so awkward, so I asked him if he was drinking.

"But isn't it!" Lao Qin said, "How can you communicate your feelings without drinking, and how can you waste time without drinking?" As soon as he finished speaking, several men and women laughed from the microphone, which seemed to be praising Lao Qin. I thought that talking to this kind of person on the phone to talk about business is a waste of time, and I didn't say goodbye to him, so I just hung up the phone, sat in front of the computer and continued to sort out the network replies and private messages.

The next day, just after breakfast, I received an unfamiliar number, and I saw that the area code was domestic. After connecting and saying a few words, I knew that it was the old Qin from yesterday again. He said, "You're Boss Tian, didn't you call me yesterday?" I didn't want to deal with him, but listening to him talk now, it seems to be much more organized, so I said yes, you seemed to be drinking yesterday.

Lao Qin said: "It's, I was busy yesterday, and now it's fine." By the way, this is your Thai phone number, right? I'm going to call now, it's a few dollars a minute, it's expensive, can you get me back?" I laughed, and quickly said okay, and hung up the phone to call him back.

"Hey, that's it, you can say it. Lao Qin said. I actually forgot to say anything for a while, and it took me a long time to remember that he was looking for the kind of person who could make people get rich and keep them safe, and the effect should be obvious, and it had to be able to last until death. Tell him that the effect of Thai Buddha cards is not so exaggerated, even if it can be a strong wish, it is impossible to manage it for a lifetime, at most it is only two or three years, and it has to be a yin thing instead of a genuine card.

"Then I don't understand, I heard that the Thai Buddha card can be spiritual, so I thought about buying one and transferring it to myself. Lao Qin replied. I asked him what price he could afford, and Lao Qin said that he had no score in his heart for the time being, but the effect must be good, it was too ordinary and useless.

I asked, "How good is it going to be? Get rich, or what?"

Lao Qin said: "It's definitely good to be rich, but other aspects also have to work, such as good popularity, don't let people laugh at me all the time, and you have to be able to keep safe and healthy, and you have to be lucky." I'm always memorizing words now, my financial luck is bad, I can't make money, and I'm always sick! I don't know why I'm so unlucky, and nothing goes well. When he said this, I remembered the mountain spirit and told him that among the offerings in Thailand, the mountain spirit is the most powerful, not only can it be all-powerful, but it can be worshiped for three generations in a row.

Hearing my introduction, Lao Qin suddenly came to his senses and immediately asked me to talk about it in detail. I said, "Although the mountain spirit effect is overbearing, the price is also overbearing, I don't know if you can afford it." ”

"There's got to be a price, right? Tell me!" Old Qin didn't seem to care. I thought to myself, Kaohsiung's shipping price is 100,000 yuan, this kind of unique offerings can not be sold every year, just like a car, selling a Xiali can only earn 5,000 yuan, but selling a Mercedes-Benz also has to earn 50,000 yuan, if you sell a Rolls-Royce, at least you have to earn hundreds of thousands, right? Before, the most expensive thing I have ever sold is the little ghost boy, probably less than 50,000, and now this mountain spirit is a Rolls-Royce in my eyes, no matter whether the other party can ask for it or not, the quotation cannot be ambiguous.

I said, "The lowest price for shipment is 750,000 baht. ”

Lao Qin asked: "You just say how much is the RMB? I heard that the Thai baht is not worth much, is it also similar to the yen and the Korean won?" I smiled and said that it is not so exaggerated, the Thai baht and the yuan are five to one, and 750,000 baht is about 150,000 yuan, depending on the exchange rate of the day.

"Much, how much?" Lao Qin's voice raised several notches, startling me. I said it again, Lao Qin seemed to start to doubt the hearing of his ears, and asked a third time, I was a little impatient, so I had to say more.

Lao Qin said loudly: "150,000, big brother, why don't you go and rob the bank?" This made me angry, telling him that the mountain spirit is the most expensive and the most effective of all Southeast Asian offerings, and you have to ask the price. Lao Qin said that you can't introduce me to the most expensive one, don't say what Thai Buddha I want to buy, even if I buy a house, 150,000 yuan is too expensive.

This made me cry and laugh: "You can't blame me for introducing you to the most expensive thing, the mountain spirit, there is only one such thing in the whole of Thailand now, even if you want to invite it, I'm afraid Master Azan will have to review it to see if you are suitable for worship." I've been a dealer for more than two years, let alone selling, and I've never seen a real mountain spirit myself. The main thing is that you are too demanding, not only to be comprehensive, but also to have good results, and it has to be long, to be able to worship for a lifetime, and to be able to bless your whole family. According to your requirements, only the mountain spirits meet, and you can't even raise little ghosts.

"I've heard of some Thai ghosts, isn't that thing also quite evil?" asked Lao Qin. I smiled and said that of course the effect is good, many Hong Kong and Taiwan stars in order to transfer to the top position, all run to Thailand to ask the ghost boy to go back to raise, Cecilia Cheung is an example, all Chinese know.

Lao Qin said: "Didn't she take all the photos of the door? I didn't transport the little ghost!" I said that this is the reason, although the effect of the little ghost boy is good, but after all, it is a baby without a birth canal, and the resentment is very angry, and the confinement effect is about two years at most, so Cecilia Cheung later had that incident, which was the result of the backlash.

"I don't understand what you're talking about, so nothing will happen to the mountain spirit?" asked Lao Qin. I said that as long as the rules and taboos of the offering are strictly followed. Lao Qin was actually interested, so he had to ask carefully. I thought to myself, just now he said that he is just a flat-headed ordinary person, for most Chinese, asking for Thai Buddhist cards is a new thing, not to mention Kuman and the little ghost, let alone the mountain spirit. This is the most expensive offering, specially prepared for the wealthy, and has nothing to do with ordinary families. Just smiled and said I'm afraid you won't need it, more than 100,000 yuan to invite a mountain spirit back, the average family is unlikely, let him lower his requirements a little, I can help him find others.

Lao Qin got angry instead: "What do you mean, do you look down on me? The most annoying thing is that I know like this? That day, I passed by a flower, bird, fish and insect market, and by the way, I went in to take a look, and saw that there was a fish sold that was particularly beautiful, and it was estimated that it was not cheap, so I asked how much the fish was sold for." Guess what the boss said?"

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Is it that you can't buy it, don't ask the price." ”

"Oh, I'm going, how do you know?" Lao Qin said, "Yes, that's what the boss said, make me angry, you say that even if I can't buy it, why can't I ask?" "I thought to myself, it seems that although this customer is poor, he has a good temper, so I said that I will send you graphic materials in a while, you can see for yourself, Lao Qin agreed. I asked him why he asked for the amulet, and when I heard him say just now, it seemed that everything was not going well.