Chapter 595: Society Is Really Sinister
While Su Gu and the others were waiting, Missouri actually finished the work early. She didn't go back directly, she went to Hindenburg first, after all, the mission was not completed.
At this time, she was sitting casually on a cable post by the dock, holding a small destroyer that was watching the excitement next to her. Reaching out and rubbing her face, she didn't have Kotaku's face soft at all, she let go of her hand, and the destroyer little Lori hurriedly walked away.
Obviously there was no sun, she wore sunglasses quite coquettishly, then took off the sunglasses and hung them on the collar of her shirt, and said, "Hindenburg, you are waiting for the captain." ”
The short gray hair was stuck to his face due to the water, and the Hindenburg in a trench coat was fully dressed in a ship uniform, and the cold, hideous ship armor was equipped with a cat cannon and Type 91 armor-piercing shells. She was standing on the surface of the sea, which was centered on her feet, rippling in circles.
With his hands on his chest, Hindenburg asked, "What do you mean?"
She always struggled to keep up with the pace of Missouri.
Missouri cocked Erlang's legs, leaned over slightly, and said, "I know a sister who looks pretty good and dresses quite fashionably. She has never married, saying that she wants to marry someone she likes. Because he never found it, he didn't get married until he was thirty-four years old. Her family, friends and neighbors introduced her to many people, but she was not satisfied. Others told her that you are old, and if you don't get married, you will have to settle down. But she never gave up, and finally when she was thirty-seven years old, she met a rich and handsome captain who was three hundred and eighteen, and the two fell in love at first sight. ”
Because of someone's relationship, Missouri knows a lot more than before, and irony is much better at it.
I understood the whole text, but there was only a little doubt, and Hindenburg didn't know why: "You said captain, do you fly a plane? What does three hundred and eight mean?"
Missouri stretched out his palm and bent his thumb into the palm of his hand: "One hundred and eighty square meters." ”
"House?"
Missouri pursed her lips, not expecting Hindenburg to answer, "Yes." ”
Hindenburg was stunned for a moment, she just said it in passing, and she didn't think it was right. At first, I thought that these three hundred and eight represented some amazing power, power, and wealth, but I didn't expect it to be just such an ordinary thing. She said, "It's not much, it's just one hundred and eighteen." If I only want to, a house of 1,800 can be easy. ”
Missouri frowned and said, "It's not much for you, the main thing is that you are the ship's mother." That's enough for the average person, that's a lot. ”
Hindenburg didn't care, her personality was originally a bit arrogant, and this time she was always called stupid big sister. She asked, "What does the one hundred and eight for the remaining two mean?"
"One hundred and eighty centimeters. ”
"Height?" Hindenburg stood straight and heroic, and her expression became mocking this time: "One hundred and eighty centimeters is not tall. ”
Missouri said: "You can't just look at yourself, you have to look at it dialectically, Easterners and Westerners are different. ”
"Well, what do the remaining one hundred and eight mean?"
Missouri pulled a teasing grin: "One hundred and eighty millimeters." ”
After saying this, she stopped talking and didn't say any more, feeling a little bad.
This is what she heard from the boredom of the North House...... Of course, Beizhai also heard someone talk about it, after all, the husband and wife can say anything. However, Lao Si Ji really didn't have too many concepts of private talk, which caused someone to be scolded as a hooligan. In short, listen to Beizhai show off what "three hundred and eight", "Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian" This is the scoring standard for men, and "Female living white rich and beautiful waist, chest, sound and legs" This is the scoring standard for girls, and then it is obvious that he can get a full score.
Compared to Missouri, Hindenburg was as pure as a flower, and she couldn't think of anything for a long time.
She wanted to continue, but Missouri didn't answer, but said, "So Hindenburg, you're waiting for the captain." First of all, you must be a young and handsome admiral, and you must be 100% pampered. The town guard is also super rich, and there are so many MK7, MK6, cat cannons, and Type 91 armor-piercing shells in the warehouse that they can't fit it. Tut-tut, you're thinking too much. ”
Speaking of this, Missouri suddenly thought that for the ship girl, she didn't care if there were many people in the town, and even most people thought that the more the better. also has an indifferent attitude towards the Admiral having more marriages, as long as the Admiral still likes him, even if he doesn't like himself, as long as he likes him, it's enough. There are enough people in his own town guarding the mansion, and counting the equipment carried by everyone, it can be said that he is very powerful, so the admiral of his own town guard mansion can be regarded as the captain in a sense. She laughed.
Seeing that Hindenburg did not speak, Missouri continued: "Don't become the leftover girl of the human race, no one can look down on you, no one can look down on you. ”
Waiting for the captain's meaning, Hindenburg finally understood it here, which means that he is too picky. She said: "Only I don't look down on them, and they don't look down on me." Who am I, I am Hindenburg, the battleship Hindenburg. Those boring people rowed us out of three, six, nine, etc., and then I was a six-star color bottom boat. ”
Hindenburg didn't brag about this, as a powerful battleship, even the world's best town guards could not be taken out casually. If you want to join anyone's town guard's house, as long as you don't make any really excessive requests, you will never be refused.
Missouri put his hands on his knees and looked at the sky in the distance: "Yes, yes, yes." ”
This time, she is bound to get the boat. This stupid eldest sister has no resistance to joining the town guard mansion, and then prefers to deal with it, as long as she is pressed to the ground and rubbed, everything will be fine. Of all the people I know, this is the only one. How I want to, I want to see the scene where this guy is brutally abused by the otaku. It's unpleasant to be the only one who suffers, and it's best for Dora to go into the water alone.
You don't have to be rich, it's better to be richer than your neighbors. It's okay to be unlucky, it's good that someone is more unlucky than yourself. People like to compare, and being a ship girl is no exception.
Thinking about how to stir up the topic, Missouri said, "I'm leaving tomorrow, and I'm going back to the town guard next." ”
Feeling the power in his body, he suddenly heard such bad news, and the whole person was a tree, and Hindenburg said: "Are you going to leave tomorrow?"
Reluctant to let the child catch the wolf, he lent the equipment to Hindenburg in advance, and now that it was finally time to harvest, Missouri said: "Don't want to continue to delay, I have been playing with the equipment for you for many days, what else do you want." If I wasn't familiar with you, I wouldn't have touched this kind of equipment for anyone else. I know some of the town guards and ship girls who have a lot of money, Admiral Yu Qin, the ship lady who opened the company, the Queen Elizabeth, and the cat cannon sold to them, do you know how much they can sell?"
The two of them said that they didn't deal with each other, but they used to work together in the combat group, and even went to the east together to participate in the battle to suppress the deep-sea Yamato, and everyone was actually comrades-in-arms and friends. Hindenburg is not a brainless fool, if he really hates it or looks at people unpleasantly, he will only cross his eyebrows and face coldly, how can he chase the exercise. There is such behavior, mainly because the relationship has reached a certain point, and you can joke at will.
It's been a few days since I got this equipment. Those enemies who have been wandering on the sea and have only been a little threat to the route have not been concerned in the past, and this time they deliberately ran over to suppress them, and the feeling of crushing them was really refreshing.
Some people always say that what is the use of being so strong, just enough, this is just the self-comfort of the loser. If you can, the more money the better, and the bigger the cannon, the better. It is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift, and I have experienced it, and I am no longer willing to let go. I really didn't want to give the equipment out, and then it was already delayed for a day, and Missouri also said early on that he would leave before the end of the month, and he couldn't delay it any longer.
In fact, Hindenburg already knew Missouri's thoughts, but he had already fallen into it, and there was no way: "But join the town guard ......"
This probably doesn't feel like much for the little Lori destroyer, but for a ship girl like Hindenburg who has mixed up in society, this is a big deal.
Missouri waved his hand: "I didn't say I wanted you to join the Town Guard, I just invited you to take a look." You also want to be strong, you want to practice with the strong. ”
Hindenburg paused, his madness all subsided, and he became distracted: "Look at the equipment you have?"
Missouri's face changed: "The enterprise number says you're stupid, everyone says you're stupid, you're not stupid at all, you think too beautiful." How can there be such a cheap thing, if you don't join the town guard mansion, you still want to get equipment. ”
Hindenburg's expression became cold again, and he stretched out a finger and picked his bangs: "Ha, I'm at least a super battleship." To give you a chance to fish for a boat, there must be a little expression. ”
Missouri remembered the situation in the town guard mansion, waved his hand and said, "I'll be honest with you, we really don't have you in the town guard mansion." Do you know how many ships there are in our town guard? Do you know how many battleships and battlecruisers there are? I'm just watching you and friends, and I'll give you a boost. With such a powerful town guard mansion, where do you look for it in the whole world?"
Hindenburg knew a little, and the town guard mansion that suppressed the three deep-sea flagships at the same time was not strong, and the single horn of the deep-sea large and the sickle of the deep-sea crane were still in the room. In the past, I would have been contemptuous, but I had only failed under Missouri a few days ago, but Missouri himself admitted that he was not ranked in the town guard's house.
Missouri continued to bewitch: "What else do you have to hesitate about, this is an opportunity." Hindenburg, what are you worried about?"
Pushing tighter and tighter, Hindenburg suddenly shouted: "You are enough, don't say it." Equip you to give, take you roll. ”
Missouri wasn't afraid: "What are you worried about? Well, I see." And yes, as it was. ”
"You know again, what do you know?"
"Scared, you're scared. He usually taunted Bismarck and Tirpitz all the time, fearing that he would fail at their hands. ”
"I'm scared? Bismarck or Tirpitz, I will crush them and let them sing conquest at my feet. ”
"So what do you say so much?"
"I'm afraid of conflict with your admiral, and my wife will never compromise. ”
"Our Admiral has a good temper. ”
Missouri took a deep breath and said, "Okay, Hindenburg, don't make any more excuses. This is not my invitation to join us in the Guardian's House. This is also your chance to see how big the world is. ”
"I'll be in charge of our Admiral, whether you join or not join our Guardian Mansion. This equipment will be used for you for a month, and at least one person will accompany you to practice every week. Everyone will teach you a few tricks, and it will be enough for you. Don't be too little, if you have the ability, you can build a good relationship yourself, and then practice a few times a day if you want. ”
Hindenburg said to himself: "Let me think again. ”
"I'm not interested in joining the Town Guard, I'm going to play in the gym. ”
"I'll Think Again"
Hindenburg fell silent, and the corners of Missouri's mouth gradually tugged at a smile, and said, "Hindenburg, have you thought about it? Become stronger, and then find those British ships and press them to the ground." Tell them, you royal kilns. Tell them that being trained is great, and being equipped is amazing. ”
Missouri began to laugh, thinking to herself, when you get to the town guard's mansion, you can't help it next, after all, you are all trapped......
So if Hindenburg joins the Guard, what reward should he ask someone for?
The otaku should sleep with him for at least one night, and give the order to die in the name of the admiral. Then the broken corners of the deep sea Yamato should be placed in his room, and a wooden shelf should be made and placed on the bedside table.
So how do you bully Hindenburg?
First of all, Kotaku is very weak, and instigated her to practice, and she had to make bets in advance. And then North Carolina, well, I'm afraid that this little Lori will suddenly become a royal sister and find trouble for herself, so forget it. South Dakota he looks stupid, Hindenburg should think the same way, then start the exercises, hehehe...... There are many ways to play, take your time.
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